>B-but Pokephilia is canonQuick reminder for you retards
>>56677331Don't care, still fuck ferals.
>>56677379
>>56677398those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks, ive seen what jenny gets up to
>>56677331weak bait op
following pokemon, amie/refresh camp and N dialogue all confirm that pokemon can understand and communicate
>>56677481Pokemon are animals and incapable of understand human speech and thus incapable of consent
>>56677481Imagine being too much of a retarded faggot to just go point to dex entrieswhy do i bother with you niggers
>>56677331Lapras can read minds and communicate telepathically. Seems pretty Harkness approved
>>56677509>he fell for the pokedex meme
>>56677495retard
>>56677515>>56677517(You)
calrex can communicate through a medium, but he has to mindrape someone to do it, does that count?
>>56677331Typhlosion was literally talking in that story.
>>56677558You're literally hallucinating literal nonsapient animals talking to justify your rape of them. Seek help
>>56677331Arceus chose human dick
>>56677509Reminder that it's a Friday tomorrow, go to Union Cave to have a good time.
>>56677331I'm going to pleasure myself with this thing and you can't stop me.
>>56677331>she can't understand her PokemonSad, truly. Hope you get better!Also, why the fuck is my captcha 8 characters long?
>>56677509>Can jack you off with her hyperdextrous dolphin pussy>Can directly consent via telepathy and will know your intentions as wellLaprasCHADS we just keep winning
>>56677331But what if the fictional creature lie about their age?
>>56677331left looks hottergronk!anyways, would it be right for these two to fuck each other?
>>56677753Pokemon x Pokemon is rape, so no.
>>56677331>Does it have Human intelligence (or "greater")?Yes>Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*?Yes>Is it of sexual maturity of its speciesYesWow what a useless thread
>>56677735How old are these 4?
>>56677558And that story is not canon, don't forget that detail
>>5667781650 years old, but they keep saying they are 8
>>56677331This is literally an image used by pokephiles to defend pokephilia. Are you fucking retarded?
>>56677792>Does it have Human intelligence (or "greater")?No>Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*?No>Is it of sexual maturity of its speciesNoFTFYPokemon canonically do not have human intelligence (at best they're just dumb and driven solely by instinct)Pokemon canonically cannot talk or communicate by any meansPokemon canonically breed only with other pokemon and not humans because at the end of the day they're nothing more than simple animals
>>56677398>pikachu calling someone on the phone>an action that requires sentience and the power of speechYou've played yourself, anon
>>56677331I think this counts as consent.
>>56677515>The pokedex isn't canon>The anime isn't canon>The games aren't canonYou will believe only what you are told in formal press events without question, and you will like it
>>56677884Here. Go fuck dogs now
>>56677873he is defending it...
>>56677880>me when I lie and suck at baiting
>>56677920I don't see any evidence that the dog made the phone call, anon. He's just holding it
>>56677920that dog is begging for it
>>56677920>Wishbone calls in a bomb threatI don't think he's consenting...
>>56677379uh even ferals can give consent after OPs suggested harkness test.
>>56677880>knows zero pokemon loreok you fucking PISSBOY fake fan/shill. you dont even like pokemon. fuck off from /vp/ and 4chan, and never return.
Meanwhile, in the anime a sea anemone is not only intelligent enough to know what a wedding is but also actively wants to seduce her trainer
>>56680178Alola is a pokephiles paradise
We're all going to have to run a train on Meowth anons. Get in a line, it's time to demolish his little pink butthole. He's the only one to satisfy our urges.
>>56677491>pokemon can't understand human speechlet's for a second assume it's not a bait.they follow every single order, even if you explain them your strategy. they understand every single word. read the manga, watch the anime, play the games.in fact it's humans who don't understand pokemon.pokemon even understand both humans and pokemon. after this logic they would even count as natural smarter than humans will ever be.
>>56677873OP believes that pokemon can't understand human speech and therefore are like IRL animals.
Friendly reminder that if the god of pokemon does it then it's fine for her subjects too. She made them in her image, afterall.
>>56677331>A great deal of pokemon have human like intelligence>A great deal of pokemon have the capacity of reading minds>most psychic types surpass human intelligence>almost all of the dex includes these except for like 100 or so exceptions>Implying the anime didn't canonize them having human cognitive capacity regardlesskek
>>56677905The Pokedex actually isn't canon based on several descriptions not being possible like temperatures of the sun and at least one of the Professors admitting to making stuff up for it.
>>56680473a human can't give consent.they say no when they mean yes and vice versa.
>>56677331
>GIRATINA SAYS:>humans and pokemon were NOT meant to be together, and if you disagree, please and trap yourself in the distortion realm>only ignore that bitch arceus do NOT listen to her
>>56677331Looking at this image again reminds me that pokemon can breed as soon as they pop out of their eggs. It's a thought that always hits me whenever I'm breeding for comp teams
>>56677331Consenting =/= being able to write an essay on the deep metaphysical implications of sexual intercourseConsenting = wanting to have sex at the given momentAny creature (regardless of age or species) that is able to consent or refuse to eat specific food or take part in any specific activity is able to consent (or refuse) to sex.Anything more = pseudo intellectual bullshit
>>56680737>old lady makes a joke>dogfuckers, being deranged, evil and autistic, are illiterate and has no reading comprehension, so they assume genuine degeneracy instead of understanding that a joke is a joke
>>56677331Literally dragons and Pokemon are not real animals. It's fucking make-believe. No one is hurt by someone wanting to stick it into a cartoon monster lol
>>56680824LMAO DUDE IT JUST A JOKE
>>56680745i love her bros
>>56680824dont make me bring out froslass
>>56677880>forgetting that team rocket's meowth learnt to speak
>>56681016
https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu pokemon x human is ok
>>56680824So what do you call this then?>>56680855Incorrect. OP's childhood's been raped horribly, because OP was too stupid and unaware as a kid to understand they continually referenced poképhilia.
>>56681181remember the sun and moon demo this is the girl that said she'd bring her boyfriend low and behold come the day she brings them.
>>56681243I do, because I do believe that could be my photo. Amazing how he's been stamping his feet all this time, and Game Freak write shit like this for actual hand-outs, never mind the shit they wrote that they kept as conceptualisation.
>>56681243oh true, almost forgot about that
>>56681181>Tamae has Machamp's lipsOne of her parents fucked a Machamp didn't they
Pretty clear at this point that GameFreak keeps alluding to Pokephilia on purpose, and increasingly more-so in recent times. Christ, how many waifu bait mons have they added over the past few years? The magical girl fox. The jealous clingy green cat. CURVY PHEREMONE SEX LIZARD. The BARA FIRE CAT. A SEXY DUCK. Antis need to get it through their thick skull that the devs know EXACTLY what they are doing.
>>56681902based
ahem
>>56682154Meowth fell in love with Chloe in the anime, and even proposed to her (or well tried to).
>>56677491>>56677495>Is given proof that xe is wrong with a screenshot that literally states they understand human speech>screams in fury and buries xir head in the sandYou lost tranny, pokefuckers won.
>>56681902I don't even understand how they're still around when Salazzle is outright stated to be able to attract human men with her sex pheromone. Like that's all but saying "people fuck Salazzle".
>>56677880>Does it have Human intelligence (or "greater")?Yes, as >>56677481 shows they can understand human speech perfectly.>Can it talk or otherwise communicate with language*?Several pokemon have the ability Telepathy, which means they can in fact communicate with language, since we have established beyond a shadow of a doubt they understand the human language.>Is it of sexual maturity of its speciesAny pokemon that is capable of breeding is of sexual maturity for its species, and it's been made clear through the leaks the intent is that humans can reproduce with any Pokemon, regardless of Egg Group.And that's just the games. Other media (such as the anime, and the spinoff titles like Mystery Dungeon, which features pokemon speaking and having human-like communities which proves they're as intelligent or more intelligent than humans) reinforces this idea, with Meowth able to speak the human language and several Legendary Pokemon able to communicate with telepathy despite not having that ability, along with that Slowking from the Lugia movie speaking human speech without telepathy.There is far, far more evidence that you are wrong, and to continue insisting that you are right just shows you're a fucking retard (but we knew that already, you faggot tourist).
>>56682168based
>>56677331The fact that you need a Harkness test is evident of your retardation.It isn’t enough to get off to the ones that look like humans. You need to be a raging zoo kemofurry on top of it
>leaks come out>people still don't get itIt's not the pokemon you should be concerned for.
>>56677331Are you implying no Pokémon pass the Harkness test? Because that's demonstrably false.>>56680813By this logic, even just a normal dog with those talky buttons could give consent.The reasons why pokemon qualify but a dog or a child who can is able to communicate is because they aren't mentally competent. There's not enough forebrain to make good decisions.Pokemon are certainly generally markedly less knowledgeable than an adult modern human. But they're not mentally subhuman, they're just cavemen. Cavemen shaped like various monsters and animals and piles of objects, who have magical powers, and resort to frequently eating each other because hunter-gatherer life is hard as shit and you do what you have to.
>>56680200hell because their poison will kill you
>>56684529remember how ash topped ponyta?did the fire burn him?
>>56677331https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
Anon, the Harkness test was never meant to be used to see if YOU would fuck a non-human creature, it was to see if Captain Jack Harkness from Firefly would...
>>56686344>from FireflyTorchwood/Doctor Who, wasn't it? I thought Firefly was its own thing.
>>56686284You need to put some manga stuff in there
>>56686344alright i need the anonymous test then1. does it have a vagina2. can my penis fit in said vagina (optional)
>>56681902BE STRONG LIKE INCINEROARTENACIOUS LIKE MEOWSCARDAHUNGRY LIKE BRAIXENsexy duck
>>56686678i propose a revision to this test to account for edge cases.1. is it female
>>56686678>>56686722i propose a revision to this test to account for niche exceptions1. is it
>>56686762>not fucking the nonexistentngmi
>>56686837im already doing that right now
>>56686885touche
>>56677331Pokemon are cute and beautiful and emotionally and psychologically and sprightly fulfilling and so pp go up simple as.
>>56684290>By this logic, even just a normal dog with those talky buttons could give consent.And thats objectively trueWhen a (white) woman presents her cunt to a male dog and he mounts her, it's ridiculous to claim she raped him just because he isnt aware of the (most probably inexistant) implications this action can have on his future.
>>56677331Pokephilia is more canon than your father.
>>56677331Do people actually follow that shit?
>>56677331So it's all cool if I get one a text to speech device and teach them to type out their thoughts? We already know some can do telepathic communication and some, like Zoroark, can fully mimic humans, so there's probably a wealth of fairly intelligent ones without means to communicate it.
>>56689621Why not just use psychic translator to communicate? Better if it is a cute female, to make her blush as you talk lewd things to each other
>>56689636The issue with a psychic helping is that it's still, ultimately, another person involved, one that would be communicating and interpreting my partner's wishes FOR them if human and pokemon minds are that different internally, so I'm afraid of things going the way of a bad dub and meaning will be lost. Sure, it might be fun on occasion, but I don't want that to be the only thing there. I'd want her to be able to communicate with me directly, in her own words, under her own power, exactly as she intends with enough practice.Besides, literacy is a good skill to have regardless, and I'd make it a lot easier to communicate with others too, as despite being a pokemon, I'd not want her to be 100% dependant on me. It'd also be very nice to have someone who can make a store run when I'm sick, and it's hard to do that correctly without reading.
>>56689742Actually, no, a psychic would be able to relay what you think 1:1 if you desire, a direct link as a conduit, if you desire (for extra price)But obviously it is better to learn to speak, much like Meowth
>>56688953the follow it fictional creatures would have to be real, which they are not.
>>56686367Fuck you're right about it being Torchwood. I don't know where the fuck I got Firefly from, John Barrowman isn't even IN Firefly.
>>56689751If that type of thing was common, it'd probably be in mass use in the anime or the games, but it's not so it's probably not feasible for most and needs a proper world class psychic or something. Talking would 100% be ideal, but there's no guarantee that your pokemon of choice is going to have the right vocal cord shape for it given how different they can sound from humans. Text might be the *easiest* option, if nothing else, since the list of pokemon that don't have a physiology suited for pushing buttons or even writing words is pretty small. Even most of the rough options you could get away with some larger, more durable custom hardware, or even simple eye tracking software like what they use for paralyzed people.
>>56689801c'mon nigga if you want to put your erect human male cock in her tight virgin pokepussy and make her feel good you will find way to communicate
>>56677331>Concent from a fictional creatureAmericans and their jewified culture deserves extinction.
>>56689636Psychic types win (again)
>>56677331Reminder>this was ORIGINALLY a Tumblr joke, parodying the Plinkett Test and Dr.Who's local alien fucker "Jack Harkness".>tranimal FURFAGS unironicly take Harkness meme SERIOUSLY because of "muh zoophilia".
>>56677880>Pokemon canonically cannot talk or communicate by any meansThere's a ton that legitimately speak in the anime, and ALL Pokemon understand the oral commands you give them in battle; there's even points where, if your affection level with them is high enough, they'll 'nod their head in understanding ', communicating with you via a gesture. There's also numerous examples in the games of Pokemon very clearly understanding and attempting to communicate with humans - the only actual issue seems to be the language barrier, and given that all Pokemon have no issue understanding each other, that problem is solely on the human end of things.Oh, and don't forget that Psychic types can read minds and communicate via telepathy, and Lapras canonically understands human speech and can read your intentions. That's not even getting into Legendaries like Mewtwo, the Tao Duo, Arceus, and so on.
