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>Officer Jenny in a mission as an undercover cop into a case of traffic of pokephilia
>She pretends be a pokephilic woman and is trying to infiltrate into this network of illegal underground pokephilia video producers
>Arrest this particular gang will lead to the big fishes of this illegal and inmoral pornography producers
>They don't trust on her so she still without infiltrate into the core inner circle of this gang
>She has to prove that she is not an undercover cop.
>So she must pretends be actually a pokephilic woman so to prove it she start to give a blowjob to the gang's Growlithe and pretends be horny and can't control herself
>The low rank gang memembers that are witness of the lust of this woman don't waste this chance and start to filming her
>Days later a high rank gang member watchs the video of how this woman was able to insert into her mouth the knott of this Growlithe.
>Jenny knew this video would be her ticket to get in into the inner circle of this gang, so she did her best performance for the camera: she didn't let a single drop of the seed of this Growlith touch the ground in order to prove that she was a legit ninphomaniac pokephilic woman
>The high rank gang member was plased watching the lust and lack of self-control of this woman
>Now he wants meet in person this potential actrees of pokephilia porn videos.
>Jenny did it, but this was a bittersweet victory: now she is a step closer to give a big hit to this illegal and inmoral industry but she knew that she only will be able to reach the big fishes only if she is able to perform in front of a camera the must disgusting, inmoral and degenerate sexual acts of pokephilia with pokemons, sexual acts that even could put in risk her reproductive organs and genitals: the girth penis of some pokemons are so thic like her own leg and someones curved like a hook, so a sexual intercurse with such beasts will be definitily something that will make her end up in the emergency room...
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>>56689957
Ewww
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doesn't make sense cause sex with pokemon is healthy and normal in pokesociety
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>>56689978
Should i continue?
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>>56689957
Isn't this the plot of Officer Juggs from MnF?

>>56689998
Do it. We have many Pokémon to pick and "enjoy".
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>>56689996
Would rather not use the joker meme but has there been any case where human and Pokemon being together is against the law? It can be featured in like two films in Unova and that makes more money than the usual good ending.
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>>56689998
Go for it.
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>>56690036
>Officer Juggs from MnF
Nope, this is 100% original content. Anyway can you link that fanfic?

>>56690141
Sure, just let's hope the thread don't die
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>Saar I want Jenny to do the needful with animals!
Mongrel, go fuck your cows. Pathetic.
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>>56689957
Human woman? Yucky
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>>56689998
No thanks
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>Jenny knew what she was talking about. During her career as police officer she had cases that were cataloged as "accidental death": people that die by internal bleeding for having sexual intercourse with pokemons with large genitalia. Due anatomic differences, were women the ones that had more chances to survive but with permanent damage, like this pokephilic woman in her 30's that was found aside the road near of the forest, aparently she was able to find a savage male Rapidash in heat. She end up with a prolapsed anus and with her cervix destoyed and her uterus pierced. She die for lose of blood.

Now the reader would ask how is possible Jenny knew who pokemon killed this woman? The answer is easy: because this woman was found still attached to the beast, because the equine penis of this Rspidash was 100% flared up so their glans worked like a kind of canine "knott" that got stuck inside the cervix of this woman

>Jenny knew pretty well the risk of this undercover mission, but her duty for the law & order was bigger.
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>>56690178
>can you link that fanfic?
It's not a fanfic, it's a flash game. I think you can find it in your regular R34 search engine.
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There's no more pokephilia anon, there never actually was any.
If you read the stories they stress the pokemon were human themselves, you can't tell them apart. And when that happen you see in PLA that humans were terrified of pokemon and staid far away from them, meaning that no they weren't fucking.
If any pokemon is mating with a human nowadays, it's only one that can take human form.
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Pokephilla is based, cute and canon
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>>56690619
It literally isn't. When pokemon stopped being able to take human form humans and pokemon became distant, distinct, and separate, so Arceus had to intervene to prevent that from happening further.
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>>56690627
Headcanon
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>>56690649
That's literally what's both in the leaks and PLA.
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>>56690627
They understand English they just don't speak it, little team rocket cat nigga spoke English idk how and I forgot his name but yeah they pass the harkness test
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>>56690598
There wasn't any because believing those myths would be like believing irl old folktales where animals and spirits impregnate women. They have been written by many cultures but that doesn't regard them as facts.
Funniest shit is that most of the "pokephiles" that rejoiced reading the leaks are also atheists who dismiss sacred texts as fairy tales. But when they are presented with an actual folktale in a videogame, they regard it as truth. Hypocrites are often audacious so it makes sense kek
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>>56689957
>ai slop
>that broken esl language
Saaaaaaaaaaaar
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>>56689957
More please. I need more Jenny.
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>>56690342
Please don’t kill Jenny. I wouldn’t mind if she became pregnant though. Personally I’d have her give birth to a baby that looks remarkably similar to her, with the big twist being Jenny realizes she herself must be a human-pokemon hybrid and that she’s just birthed another officer Jenny.



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