Is it over? Is it safe again?
>>56698534nigga Vaporeon isn't even safe after all this time. You think it is ever going to end you rapist?
yes i love you typhlosion
It will never be over. Even if the leaks were faked this will always be on the mind of every single fan that see Typhlosion
>>56698534>thinking it will ever be overTyphosion will now and forever be seen as a pedophilic groomer
no. last week was one of those things that leaves permanent scars. you can't change it, but you can change how you respond to it
>>56698534Yeah
>>56698534Around Typhlosion, never relax
>>56699083around Typhlosion, never relosion
>>56698534It was all a big nothingburger to begin with. Pokemon don't have sex. It was a platonic marriage.
>>56699125>Girl and her half-Typhlosion son run away
>>56699218Humans don't lay external eggs.
>>56698534normalfags stopped caring once that one twitter user claimed to debunk it (even though he didn't). But we know and we'll always remember.
>>56699125nothing burgers are fucking gay especially the faggots who make them
It's never safe when there's Typhlosion around
>>56698534Not for you lol
>>56699125>”nothing”burger>implyingThis thing is stacked
>>56700224Cope
>>56700233https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efFkzxZYpl8
>>56698534It was a mistranslation https://fixvx.com/Roltas01/status/1846638683371270538
>>56700356Bullshit, just a coverup from Typhosion fans to water it down. If that's the case, ALL the other stories would be a mistranslation. Those that read it in original Japanese have stated that the machine translation was right on the money.
>>56700356It wasn'tStop believing this and read the translation yourself, it was already manual translatedThis Roltas person is spreading misinformation
>>56698534It's only just begun
>>56700356When have facts ever mattered, the entire thing is a rejected myth making it 2 levels of non canon regardless of if that retard had translated it correctly or not. Making this entire discussion pointless. All Gen alpha knows how to do it point fingers to deflect from what miserable scum they are. Typhlosion is finished, they sniffed blood and found their sacrifice. #thankyougamefreak for being too stupid to lock up your data >>56700399Cope.
How come the Typhlosion myth is the only one to have its validity questioned? Are Typhlosionfags really that insecure that they have to defend the honor of a fictional character even if they need to grasp at straws?
>>56700457Well, it's a starter
>>56700429I get what they’re going for but this meme doesn’t really work unless it’s the same person, and even if Typhlosion somehow live for centuries, they aren’t even the same subspecies.
>>56700455Tell those Typhlosion fans to suck it up and embrace that shit like the other pokemon fanbases. Typhlosion fans melting down so bad that have to believe fake news to cope.
>>56700233Anon it’s a big juicy burger in the image.
>>56698534First the poop scandal and now this. I don't think our bro will ever recover :(
It's depressing how stupid this fandom can be. Do you not pay any attention at all? Guys, Pokémon do not have sex. They are magical creatures akin to yoūkai. Wailord is not ramming skitty's tight pink pussy in the bushes at the daycare. They are playing together. That isn't a euphemism. Nobody knows where the eggs come from because they are made by Arceus when two Pokémom develop a strong enough bond to be able to care for the egg. This is LITERALLY a major plot point of Pokémon Diamond and Pearl. There is an entire cinematic showing that Arceus makes the eggs. The baby Pokémon is a curated mixture of the Poképarents' appearance and abilities, that's why there aren't horrific mutants. Please, guys, read for goodness sake this has all been explicitly spelled out in simple language since Pokémon Gold and Silver.
>>56700632Ok fag
>>56700632>It's depressing how stupid this fandom can be. Do you not pay any attention at all? Guys, Pokémon do not have sex. They are magical creatures akin to yoūkai. Wailord is not ramming skitty's tight pink pussy in the bushes at the daycare. They are playing together. That isn't a euphemism. Nobody knows where the eggs come from because they are made by Arceus when two Pokémom develop a strong enough bond to be able to care for the egg. This is LITERALLY a major plot point of Pokémon Diamond and Pearl. There is an entire cinematic showing that Arceus makes the eggs. The baby Pokémon is a curated mixture of the Poképarents' appearance and abilities, that's why there aren't horrific mutants. Please, guys, read for goodness sake this has all been explicitly spelled out in simple language since Pokémon Gold and Silver.
It will never be safe.
>>56700507Typhlosion shed its Hisuian form after it consummated its marriage. A wolf shedding its wolf's clothing if you will.
>>56700691>>56700704You could of just not posted instead of embarrassing yourselves. In every single game that has breeding as a mechanic, the Daycare Keeper explains they don't know where eggs come from. Some Pokémon Gym Leaders and even a Pokémon Professor say the exact same thing even when the main character should be old enough to know where babies come from. This entire Typhlosion thing is nothing, humans don't even HAVE an egg group. It's ridiculous and I'm sick of it already.
>>56700803>no mention of reproduction in a game for retarded children No shit you stupid retard.
>>56700632>It's depressing how stupid this fandom can beI agree. POKEMON FUCK! It's not explicitly stated because kid's game. You're expected to connect the dots.
>>56700803Ok, faggot.
>>56700835Games like Harvest Moon don't shy away from telling you that the animals mate to have children, and those are for roughly the same age group. Obviously they don't have graphic depictions of sex but nobody goes gee it sure is a mystery where these baby cows came from! It is a basic fact in the Pokémon Universe that Pokémon eggs are created by Arceus. How do you think that unique legendary Pokémon came about? Did Articuno evolve from Fearow, or something? Don't make me laugh. The very same children you're talking about understand the lore of the Pokéverse better than you do. You utter buffoon.
>>56700863They don't, though. How are a Gastly and a Magnemite having sex? Why are Pokémon based on mammals laying eggs? They aren't. See, I think I understand now. You might be slightly more autistic than I am so I'll try and explain this for you: Essentially there are three types of love. They are Platonic, Romantic, and Erotic. Any Pokémon can max out their Platonic Friendship Level with any other Pokémon and even their Trainers. Like how a dog and a human can be best friends even though they can't really understand each other fully. Pokémon in compatible Egg Groups are capable of maxing their Romantic Love Level, probably because they have some kind of commonality that allows them to understand each other on a deeper level than just Platonic. When they reach this stage Arceus creates a Pokémon Egg for them to raise together. Pokémon simply do not experience Erotic Desire at all, that's something that only purely biological animals like humans can feel. It simply is not necessary for Pokémon to have that emotion as sex is not required for them to reproduce. If a Typhlosion and a human truly did reach maximum Romantic Love Level, it might be possible for Arceus to create an egg for them, but it would hatch into a Cyndaquil. Does that all make sense to you?
>>56700996>I'll try and explain this for you: [HEADCANON]
>>56700996>Why are Pokémon based on mammals laying eggs? They aren't.Exactly, they give live birth then make a nest in the shape of an egg. It's like bootleg marsupial shit. We've known this for years, because it was in an official guidebook and repeated in XY. We also have seen flowers a number of times, which are in fact the sex organs of plants. You seem to be making shit up based on no observable evidence. Hell, Elm outright says your idea is nonsense with no backing despite believing it himself, before finding an alternative theory.
>>56701027It's explained in Every. Single. Game. Every one of them from Pokémon Gold and Silver on. They even talk about it in the animé. I'm sorry but by now if you don't get it there's nothing more that I can do for you. You are so addicted to porn you can't even understand there are different kinds of love. It is not some big game the adults are playing. They even talk to each other what a mystery Pokémon Eggs are. If it weren't an intentional piece of Pokéverse lore, they would say that the Pokémon mate with one another. These games are made for Japanese children, they learn the basics of that stuff very early. Heck, at that age a lot of them are breeding beetles in real life. Arceus makes the eggs. That's just how it is, I'm sorry that I can't simplify it any more so that you can understand. Just please, please stop spreading misinformation about the nature of Typhlosion's relationship to the human.
So which female trainer does shiny Typhlosion belong to?
>>56701085Dawn.
>>56701045Oh my gosh you have to be illiterate. Okay, I'm done with this now. Some people are just so stubborn. Your image SUPPORTS WHAT I'M SAYING YOU FOOL. HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THAT?
>>56701096What does she do with him?
>typhlosionfag makes up a wall of headcanon to convince himself it didn't fuck the girl and arceus just manifested her rape baby out of thin airholy lel
>>56698534>Typhlosion universally reviled for being a rapist>Slaking basically given a free passMY Hero!
>>56701150That bitch deserved it
>>56701136Okay, smart guy, explain how do a human and a magical creature that isn't even entirely biological produce a baby naturally using sex. Go ahead.
>>56701150>>Typhlosion universally reviled for being a rapistIt is controversial in the west, but in Asian countries, he is being celebrated.
>>56701085Normal Typhlosion is for Dawn. (because she has a Level 69 Male Typhlosion that only knows Eruption in BDSP)Hisuian Typhlosion is for Akari.
>>56698534Nope. Typhlosion will now and forever be a rapist in the mind of /vp/. Join the club.
>>56701150He raped in self-defense.
>>56701081Mating is never mentioned at all, all that's been said is that Pokemon have never been seen laying eggs, which is consistent with what we know. Name me a single time that says we don't know how the mating happens?>>56701101>"I myself think this is a crazy theory still lacking in anything I can really call evidence."I don't know how more clear they can be about your version being blatantly untrue. It even provides the alternative theory that implies Pokemon do give live birth and a later game implies this has been proven true.>>56701159>a magical creature that isn't even entirely biologicalAgain, that's a take not based in reality. It comes from the anime, which is always slightly dubious, but more importantly it's from an ancient time where Pokemon were really poorly understood. That's like saying giraffes are mythical creatures because somebody described them like shit one time.
>>56700996If it takes romantic love, how did Slaking create a child with a girl that tried to kill him and he knocked unconscious?
>>56701197When Arceus made clones of Dialga and Palkia they appeared as eggs. There are explicitly Baby Pokémon, they hatch out of eggs. Your noncanon third party source is worthless.
>>56701197Sorry anon, but Typhlosions are a for women-only pokemon now.They already wrote fanfics and made a rapechad avatar.
>>56701236>Implying you can't have a Typhlosion as a bro who you go around fucking human and Pokemon women with
>>56701236>>56701271Typhlosion is for anyone who wants to see trainers get fucked.
>>56701311>Fucking some trainer bitch's Pokemon you defeated, while your Typhlosion is fucking the trainerJust as Arceus intended.
He's not a pedophile because the girl he fucked was 18>>56699819Nice edit, post the original
>>56699819>>56701236>>56701348Need more versions, holy kek.
>>56698534the funniest part about this whole thing is Hypno, which you literally have to rescue a little girl from in gen1 remains ignored to this day. X,D
>>56701421Some are trying to portray hypno as a hero saving children from typhlosions.
>>56701431wake up sheeple!it's a psychic plot!typhlosions has neither the intelligence nor the abilities to pull off the phenomena described! the psychic cabal is real and a real danger to your wives and daughters!
It's fucking over FOREVER for Typhlosionfags. From now until the end of time, if you even give the HINT you like Typhlosion even SLIGHTLY, you will be outed for who you are - a fucking child diddler. People won't forget, people won't buy your excuses, this is the way things are from now on. Look around, no one important is making excuses for Typhlosion. Nothing but memes and ridicule as far as the eye can see. It has never been more over for a single Pokemon than it is for Typhlosion. Not Vaporeon, not Hypno...God, if I was a Typhlosionfag (thank fucking GOD I'm not lol kwab), I'd be wishing Typhlosion had a reputation as good as either of those two.
>>56701499This is like having the MAP flag tattooed on you lmaoDear lord I'd kill myself
>>56701515It is a woman, so it is more "I want to go to the rape cave".
>>56701529Based.
>>56701421>>56701431the K ANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Pass strikes again
Imagine being so butthurt that you make an edgy animation video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UyvOJIpY0o
>>56701718>NNNNOOOOOO DONT BURN MUH GRUNTERINO, HE DIDUNUTTIN, shut up. He should have burnt your whore mother and raped you. Faggot like you would enjoy it
>>56701718Kek, based.
>>56701718>TYPHLOSION, USE RAPE!>Typhlosion used rape, It was super effective!
>>56700632They don't tell you they're having sex because the game is aimed at kids; if they weren't having sex and Arceus was just "magically" granting them an egg, then why do the Pokemon have genders and why do they have egg groups? Wouldn't it make more sense that every Pokemon can breed with each other if sex isn't on the table at all and it's just Arceus granting them a child because they have a "close bond", stop coping and accept that they fuck.
>>56701718Lol
>>56701887I explained all of that.
>>56698534It's over...for TyphlosionEvery day I think... Imagine if the leaker lied and wrote Charizard instead of Typhlosion>TPC would be desperate>TCG players would stop increasing its value>No more new forms and asspulls for it
>>56700996>Essentially there are three types of love. They are Platonic, Romantic, and Erotic.Erotic love? I don't think so. Eroticism has nothing to do with love, but lust. I can be incredibly erotically attracted to someone and not love them at all. Equating erotic lust with love is sickening and misguided, even if you did it as part of language gymnastics.
>>56698534Cute
>>56700356Cope harderhttps://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl/Documents#pmyth.E3.83.90.E3.82.AF.E3.83.95.E3.83.BC.E3.83.B3.doc_.28Typhlosion.29
>>56699289And yet she gave birth to a half-typhlosion child. The mental gymnastics to deny something blatantly presented to you, anon.. Jesus..
>>56702211No you didn't. You just handwave blatantly obvious allegory by saying "nOoooo take it all at face value like a retard!!!!!"
>>56701887We also know Pokémon have genes and DNA thanks to Mewtwo. If they were just reproducing with magic, why would they even need DNA and how could Mewtwo even exist?If Game freak wanted them to be magical creatures that reproduce magically then they could have just made them like the monsters in Undertale, but instead they chose to make them flesh and blood creatures with genes and biological gender.
>>56700845Gardevoir is thinking "told you you'd be into it"Hatterene wants to see how it developsBraixen is like "like them young, huh?" I'm not fully evolved yetVaporeon is like "you like humans too, don't you?"And Octollery is having flashbacks about certain fisherman
>>56700845>Welcoming Typhlosion to the Trainer Fucker Club
>all the coping in this threadTypedos are a special breed of retards, aren't they?
>>56698534(Heavy Weapons Guy Voice) No!
>duuude The Bear Mother totally really happened people really fuck bears!!This is how Typhlosion is a rapist retards sound
>>56703369Don't worry about it. They know they're wrong. Eventually they'll get bored of wasting everyone's time and go back to worshipping Charizard. We'll come out on top in the end, as usual.
>>56701236>fanficsLink?
>>56703322Based.
>>56703369>>56703404Please tell the rest of the class what part these "rapists" got wrong
>>56703693Don't worry about it. These typedos know they're lying. Eventually they'll get bored of wasting everyone's time and go back to raping little kids. We'll come out on top in the end, as usual.
Does anyone have the handbanana version of typhlosion?
