Arceus commands thee have sex with Pokémon.
Pokemon do not have sex. But then again, neither do you.
>>56716757I don't listen to Arse-eusRegigigas won.
>>56716757Who am I to argue God's will
>>56716779A vision of beauty
okay I get it, can you let me sleep? i said im not going to fuck you, ninetalesstop waking me up and stay in your pokeball
>>56716772THIS IS AN AUS BOARDREGIFAGGOTS MUST LEAVE
>>56716858jewt hates Australians.
>>56716858Croikey!
>>56716876>>56716880Need Arceus gijinka with a slouch hat or a cork hat on now
>>56716895This
>>56716845No sleep until you've had sex with your Pokémon. It is the will of Aus that you impregnate your Pokémon and sire a new generation to carry on Her will.
>>56716757>>56716943>all of reality is just Arceus' humanxpoke fanficNo wonder god won't answer when people ask about the meaning of life