SAMUROTT REDEMPTION
the fuck is that thing?!!?
this might be the worst day of yawnie's life
>>56729111Quadrupedaltards in shambles
>>56729111>looks fucking retarded and awkwardgod why couldn’t we have gotten the snail insteadBW was fucking rushed
>>56729111>Has to stand up to use both swords at the same time So what was the point of making it quadrupedal anyway? why they couldn't just let it stand like this all the time?
>>56729111OMGHISA
>>56729125Who the fuck is yawnfag. I’ve hearing people bring him up here for a while recently and I can only assume he’s some boogeyman at this point>inb4 newfag>inb4 lurk moarBeen here over a decade now
>>56729220>Who the fuck is yawnfag.idk people say yawnfag in every single thread for different reasons
>>56729220basically a massive troll who strawmans and shitposts his way through nearly every game thread and always takes the opposite stance to whatever /vp/ thinks
>>56729111gen 5 kino as always
>>56729260>T. masuda
>>56729220newfag, lurk moar
>that powerful stance>those bulging ABSSamurottbros, we finally won!
>>56729111>cutSo this is confirmation Game Freak realized that Samurott’s retarded design doesn’t work as a biped, kek
Kek
>>56729891Sagexisters……
>>56729891Damn, bipedal samurott is such a bad idea, no wonder the guy that keeps posting his fakemon kept getting laughed at.
>>56729891PFFF HAHAHAHA
>>56729891I want to Low Kick him and watch him topple over
>>56729126???
>>56729220might be the campaignshitter guy
>>56729891>Samurott can't get it going!
>>56729127The snail knight is just a prototype Chesnaught atp
>>56729891>here's your """""bipedal""""" pokemon bro
does yawnie have schizophrenia, his thoughts are totally jumbled and seem to follow no order
>>56729111>>56729891
>>56729111Looks like animal cruelty
>>56729220lurkfag new moar
>>56729220half-boogeyman but definitely realIf you ever see a post talking about how the "right" way to play the game is to only level up your starter (whilst simultaneously saying that the games are too easy), usually with a screenshot of said overleveled starter in battle, it's him.
why didn't they just have her ride on samurotts back? can't it just hold one sword instead of two?
>>56729891>fat_people_tuba.mp4
>>56729111>>56729891jesus christ...
>>56730088lmao
>>56729891Can someone speed this up, I wanna see how that looks
>>56729991it is the campaignshitter guy
>>56729891Just put this damn thing out of its misery
>>56729111>make a clearly quadruped starter>make it bipedal>act surprised when it looks like shit>>56729220Failtroll with a massive hateboner for Gen 5. Between three bullets, and the constant XY robberies, he's been on a downward spiral. Expect to see this constantly posted until he finally grows up.
>>56731661but sammurott still look like shit on all four tho
>>56731616
>>56731685why does he walk like a duck lmao
>>56729891namdahs<
>>56729891>Cowboy walkHe is a god damn samurai. How they fuck that up?
>>56729220Actual shitposter autist who makes a bunch of genwur threads daily and spends most of his sad days lurking various threads, ready to pounce on anyone who compliments gen V or shits on the 3D games. No idea why he hasn’t been perma banned yet.
>>56731685>hrgn, little steppy..>hn, little steppy...>uh, little steppy...>c'mon samurott, don't fucking drop me
>>56731685FASTER
>>56729111Yawnfag and his discord orbiters completely and utterly BTFO, eternally
>>56729220If you see a post about frostbite it's yawnfag or one of his worshippers from discord.
>>56731720>permabans in cuatrochanlolWonder if the 15min hammer is going to strike here too. It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.
>>56731730>whole board filled with twitter tourists is laughing at itmore like (You) lost lmao, you better hope this shitstorm doesn't go viral
>>56731685KEKAROOO
>samefagging to pretend the animation's bad
>>56729891>SFMA
>>56729111>he doesnt look like shit anymorereally makes you think
>>56729891>"Stand on two legs they said... you'll look cooler they said..."
>>56729111>>56729891>>56730088>>56731685HUMILIATION RITUAL! HAHAHAHAHA
>Favorite fire type starter is getting the Not Like Us treatment>Favorite water type starter is getting bullied for having the shittiest walk in the franchise>Favorite grass type starter is constantly one upped by IncineroarHOW DO I KEEP LOSINGITS NOT FAIR
>>567319691ccs?
>>56731969your fault for being a plafag
>>56731969at least your grass starter got off the ground
>>56729111Typhlosion bros... we're not the starter laughing stock anymore..
here's the official list of yawnfag calling cards>calling people "sagefag" or "sagie">parroting>"Glad you agree">double-spaced line-by-line greentext responses>deflecting to unova whenever kalos is criticized>deflecting kanto pandering complaints by saying having starters and gyms is kanto pandering>dismissing kanto pandering complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game">dismissing bloated dex complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game">dismissing complaints about kalos being forgettable by just saying "i remember it" and/or pretending threads are made constantly to seethe about it>claiming gen 6 hate didn't start until after dexit>defending party-wide exp. share>claiming old games are easier while playing with only an overleveled starter>claiming USUM are the only difficult pokemon games>saying gen 5 was the start of casualization because you get a lucky egg>claiming gens 4 and 5 are 3D>calling people "campaignshitters">insisting ice type is balanced and anyone who disagrees is just staring at type charts instead of "playing the game">bitching about sinnoh's encounter tables>bitching about samurott being quadrupedal and having swords>claiming gen 5's sprites are shit because they aren't as high-res as gen 4's backsprites>"how do i farm berries in gen 5?" and variations>posting any of the following images:>>the one comparing hoenn's underwater maps to the marine tube>>the one with cerulean cave and virizion on route 11, or virizion on route 11 on its own>>the one ostensibly showing how gen 5's sprites would look "if gamefreak wasn't retarded">>anything with an overleveled starter>>the one comparing gens 5 and 6 except the descriptions are swapped>>the medal guy saying "Whether you know it or not, I'll explain it to you anyway!">>that one really shitty samurott redesign
>>56732222oh yeah, also>dismissing the PWT as "lazy nostalgia pandering" and saying it's shit because it doesn't have streaks
>>56729111It walks on 4 legs, we have seen this, it stands in two legs for fighting and it leaps to slash.We have known this for as long as Samurott existed and Yawnfag is still SEETHING about it.
>>56732222>saying gen 5 was the start of casualizationThat’s True tho and the unlimited tm’s prove it
Why the hell this beta for a mobile game looks BETTER THAN SV??
>>56732389it's a switch game, not a mobile game
>>56732632My point is still the same.
>>56729891He walks just like me when I shit my pants
>>56729111>high quality animations were actually kept from usgrim
>>56731697>why is a quadruped that's not meant to be bipedal walking in a way it's not supposed to?
>>56732222Nigger half of this is just general complaints. The Samurott thing in particular is egregious as fuck, people shit on it all the time.
>>56729159Did I say this or not? Let me check
>>56729891He’s got a person riding his fucking head, I feel like the reason why it looks so awkward and slow is because going full-sprint would make the person fall off.
>>56733436if he's going full-sprint he's probably going to be on all-foursthat's his combat stance
>>56729111What was GF thinking making this piece of shit that I refuse to call Pokémon?
>>56729220is a acronym of "you will never be a woman"
>>56733810>IESLB
>>56731685When you have diarrhea and fart a little too much
>>56733436No surprise there, unovan samurott is also one of the fattest starters and holding two fuck-huge lanceswords while walking here.
>>56733953>slimmer than every water starter before him, with subsequents all being gay shit You okay?
>>56733375Everybody I dislike is secretly the same person
>>56731782>It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.It also didn't do anything, by the way. I'm in a general infested with bots and the cooldown timer didn't stop them at all. Not even slow them down.
>>56731685Thank you so much
>>56734048weighs more than Feraligatr tho
>>56729220Using the ACfag tactic i see
>>56733375>people shit on it all the timetranslation for>Yawnfag brings it up all the time whenever XY is criticized for cutting off half of the game
>>56729220>yawnie so cooked he pretends he's someone elseThree bullets lil buddy
>>56734762>deflects to weightMuscle weighs more than fat
>>56733864>GUOLP