the fuck is that thing?!!?

this might be the worst day of yawnie's life

>>56729111
Quadrupedaltards in shambles

>>56729111
>looks fucking retarded and awkward
god why couldn’t we have gotten the snail instead
BW was fucking rushed

>>56729111
>Has to stand up to use both swords at the same time
So what was the point of making it quadrupedal anyway? why they couldn't just let it stand like this all the time?

>>56729111
OMGHISA

>>56729125
Who the fuck is yawnfag. I’ve hearing people bring him up here for a while recently and I can only assume he’s some boogeyman at this point
>inb4 newfag
>inb4 lurk moar
Been here over a decade now

>>56729220
>Who the fuck is yawnfag.
idk people say yawnfag in every single thread for different reasons

>>56729220
basically a massive troll who strawmans and shitposts his way through nearly every game thread and always takes the opposite stance to whatever /vp/ thinks

>>56729111
gen 5 kino as always

>>56729260
>T. masuda

>>56729220
newfag, lurk moar

>that powerful stance
>those bulging ABS
Samurottbros, we finally won!

>>56729111
>cut
So this is confirmation Game Freak realized that Samurott’s retarded design doesn’t work as a biped, kek

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Kek

>>56729891
Sagexisters……

>>56729891
Damn, bipedal samurott is such a bad idea, no wonder the guy that keeps posting his fakemon kept getting laughed at.

>>56729891
PFFF HAHAHAHA

>>56729891
I want to Low Kick him and watch him topple over

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>>56729126
???

>>56729220
might be the campaignshitter guy

>>56729891
>Samurott can't get it going!

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>>56729127
The snail knight is just a prototype Chesnaught atp

>>56729891
>here's your """""bipedal""""" pokemon bro

does yawnie have schizophrenia, his thoughts are totally jumbled and seem to follow no order

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>>56729111
>>56729891

>>56729111
Looks like animal cruelty

>>56729220
lurkfag
new moar

>>56729220
half-boogeyman but definitely real
If you ever see a post talking about how the "right" way to play the game is to only level up your starter (whilst simultaneously saying that the games are too easy), usually with a screenshot of said overleveled starter in battle, it's him.

why didn't they just have her ride on samurotts back? can't it just hold one sword instead of two?

>>56729891
>fat_people_tuba.mp4

>>56729111
>>56729891
jesus christ...

>>56730088
lmao

>>56729891
Can someone speed this up, I wanna see how that looks

>>56729991
it is the campaignshitter guy

>>56729891
Just put this damn thing out of its misery

>>56729111
>make a clearly quadruped starter
>make it bipedal
>act surprised when it looks like shit
>>56729220
Failtroll with a massive hateboner for Gen 5. Between three bullets, and the constant XY robberies, he's been on a downward spiral. Expect to see this constantly posted until he finally grows up.

>>56731661
but sammurott still look like shit on all four tho

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>>56731616

>>56731685
why does he walk like a duck lmao

>>56729891
namdahs<

>>56729891
>Cowboy walk
He is a god damn samurai. How they fuck that up?

>>56729220
Actual shitposter autist who makes a bunch of genwur threads daily and spends most of his sad days lurking various threads, ready to pounce on anyone who compliments gen V or shits on the 3D games.
No idea why he hasn’t been perma banned yet.

>>56731685
>hrgn, little steppy..
>hn, little steppy...
>uh, little steppy...
>c'mon samurott, don't fucking drop me

>>56731685
FASTER

>>56729111
Yawnfag and his discord orbiters completely and utterly BTFO, eternally

>>56729220
If you see a post about frostbite it's yawnfag or one of his worshippers from discord.

>>56731720
>permabans in cuatrochan
lol
Wonder if the 15min hammer is going to strike here too. It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.

>>56731730
>whole board filled with twitter tourists is laughing at it
more like (You) lost lmao, you better hope this shitstorm doesn't go viral

>>56731685
KEKAROOO

>samefagging to pretend the animation's bad

>>56729891
>SFMA

>>56729111
>he doesnt look like shit anymore
really makes you think

>>56729891
>"Stand on two legs they said... you'll look cooler they said..."

>>56729111
>>56729891
>>56730088
>>56731685
HUMILIATION RITUAL! HAHAHAHAHA

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>Favorite fire type starter is getting the Not Like Us treatment
>Favorite water type starter is getting bullied for having the shittiest walk in the franchise
>Favorite grass type starter is constantly one upped by Incineroar
HOW DO I KEEP LOSING
ITS NOT FAIR

>>56731969
1ccs?

>>56731969
your fault for being a plafag

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>>56731969
at least your grass starter got off the ground

>>56729111
Typhlosion bros... we're not the starter laughing stock anymore..

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here's the official list of yawnfag calling cards
>calling people "sagefag" or "sagie"
>parroting
>"Glad you agree"
>double-spaced line-by-line greentext responses
>deflecting to unova whenever kalos is criticized
>deflecting kanto pandering complaints by saying having starters and gyms is kanto pandering
>dismissing kanto pandering complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game"
>dismissing bloated dex complaints as "being mad pokemon are in a pokemon game"
>dismissing complaints about kalos being forgettable by just saying "i remember it" and/or pretending threads are made constantly to seethe about it
>claiming gen 6 hate didn't start until after dexit
>defending party-wide exp. share
>claiming old games are easier while playing with only an overleveled starter
>claiming USUM are the only difficult pokemon games
>saying gen 5 was the start of casualization because you get a lucky egg
>claiming gens 4 and 5 are 3D
>calling people "campaignshitters"
>insisting ice type is balanced and anyone who disagrees is just staring at type charts instead of "playing the game"
>bitching about sinnoh's encounter tables
>bitching about samurott being quadrupedal and having swords
>claiming gen 5's sprites are shit because they aren't as high-res as gen 4's backsprites
>"how do i farm berries in gen 5?" and variations
>posting any of the following images:
>>the one comparing hoenn's underwater maps to the marine tube
>>the one with cerulean cave and virizion on route 11, or virizion on route 11 on its own
>>the one ostensibly showing how gen 5's sprites would look "if gamefreak wasn't retarded"
>>anything with an overleveled starter
>>the one comparing gens 5 and 6 except the descriptions are swapped
>>the medal guy saying "Whether you know it or not, I'll explain it to you anyway!"
>>that one really shitty samurott redesign

>>56732222
oh yeah, also
>dismissing the PWT as "lazy nostalgia pandering" and saying it's shit because it doesn't have streaks

>>56729111
It walks on 4 legs, we have seen this, it stands in two legs for fighting and it leaps to slash.
We have known this for as long as Samurott existed and Yawnfag is still SEETHING about it.

>>56732222
>saying gen 5 was the start of casualization
That’s True tho and the unlimited tm’s prove it

Why the hell this beta for a mobile game looks BETTER THAN SV??

>>56732389
it's a switch game, not a mobile game

>>56732632
My point is still the same.

>>56729891
He walks just like me when I shit my pants

>>56729111
>high quality animations were actually kept from us
grim

>>56731697
>why is a quadruped that's not meant to be bipedal walking in a way it's not supposed to?

>>56732222
Nigger half of this is just general complaints. The Samurott thing in particular is egregious as fuck, people shit on it all the time.

>>56729159
Did I say this or not? Let me check

>>56729891
He’s got a person riding his fucking head, I feel like the reason why it looks so awkward and slow is because going full-sprint would make the person fall off.

>>56733436
if he's going full-sprint he's probably going to be on all-fours
that's his combat stance

>>56729111
What was GF thinking making this piece of shit that I refuse to call Pokémon?

>>56729220
is a acronym of "you will never be a woman"

>>56733810
>IESLB

>>56731685
When you have diarrhea and fart a little too much

>>56733436
No surprise there, unovan samurott is also one of the fattest starters and holding two fuck-huge lanceswords while walking here.

>>56733953
>slimmer than every water starter before him, with subsequents all being gay shit
You okay?

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>>56733375

Everybody I dislike is secretly the same person

>>56731782
>It even hit /vg/, and taht's upposed to be a fast board.
It also didn't do anything, by the way. I'm in a general infested with bots and the cooldown timer didn't stop them at all. Not even slow them down.

>>56731685
Thank you so much

>>56734048
weighs more than Feraligatr tho

>>56729220
Using the ACfag tactic i see

>>56733375
>people shit on it all the time
translation for
>Yawnfag brings it up all the time whenever XY is criticized for cutting off half of the game

>>56729220
>yawnie so cooked he pretends he's someone else
Three bullets lil buddy

>>56734762
>deflects to weight
Muscle weighs more than fat

>>56733864
>GUOLP