Samurott haters have officially hung themselves.
>>56729871KWAB
>>56729871Unovabros......what the FUCK is that?!?!?
Damn I guess this cements the idea that everyone who says samurott should be bipedal is wrong, and really bald.
>>56729871I think you mean loversThis looks painful for samurottit's unnatural
>>56729871Sagie ain’t finna like this one
>>56729871She's forcing that poor Samurott to keep walking on twos, it looks so forced
>>56729871That looks like pure unfiltered ass.
>>56729912>proves that samurott doesnt work bipedalyawnie ongoing week long meltie is just gonna go on forever at this point
>>56729931but he's rightwhy is it so slow?
>>56729871>can't even walk properly>had to awkwardly shuffle>"th-the haters lost"KEK sagefag in fucking shambles
>>56729881>>56729886>>56729901>>56729907>>56729912>>56729917>>56729926>>56729931>>56729943It’s a slowed walk at 8fps. Await more animations.
>>56729964sup sagie
>>56729871>screen recording>shit qualitydumb zoomer
>>56729964Woah, cool it with the mass replying, sagefag
>>56729949>QUADRUPEDAL SWORSDMAN BAD SOMEHOW>why is it bad>IT CANT USE ITS WEAPONS>but here it’s using them>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT IT HAS TO BE STANDING UP>but here it’s standing up>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT IT HAS TO BE WALKING SIMULTANEOUSLY >but here it’s walking>NOOO NOT THE THAT THAT’S JUST IT HOPPING EVEN THOUGH ITS CLEARLY WALKING>okay, here’s a gif of it clearly able to walk while holding its swords>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT IT’S NOT FAST ENOUGHTighten your noose already.
>>56730001kek the level your seethe is off the charts sagefagthis design is officially a failure and we should've gotten the snail instead
>>56730010How’s it a failure? Also that snail was never a fucking starter like your fanfic likes to suggest.
>>56729871
>>56730033KEK
>>56730033enough about your penis, tripfag
>>56730033Oh no no no....sagiesisters....
>>56730033Lmao
Hold on a fucking minute.Is that the "multiplayer online Splatoon-like project" we heard about?
Wouldn't it make more sense for Samurott to "sit" like an actual sea lion, similar to Primarina? Both quadrupedal and bipedal look really uncomfortable for him.
always remember the guide, bros
>>56730033
>>56730100the idle animation is quadrupedal
>>56730112lmao
Total sagefag humiliation
retarded faggot X>>56730112
>>56730112i used to think this was a false flag to make yawnie look retarded but he actually thinks thisthat thing would stumble around even worse lmao look at how small its legs are
Why they designed Samurott like that?
i can't believe all of this it's real
>>56730131it was a first draft that they couldn't revise because they were rushing the game
>>56730143he said samurott, not XY
>>56729871UGLYGLY
>>56730093Yes, where you’re riding mons attacking simultaneously. As for how that’s relevant to OP, he’s banking on more animations showing it do what the game was meant for.>>56730100Normally I’d say yes for other mons, but they clearly changed so much of Samurott’s anatomy from just being that of a Sea Lion’s it’s obvious he’s better on land than one while still being aquatic. Sea Lions have fucking jello limbs where they can only waddle forward when on land, while Samurott can sprint like a grizzly at worst. He has joints akin to terrestrials.
>>56730131Hahaha i don't really know
>>56730148Exactly, XY was actually polished
>>56730143That's so fucking funny
>>56730158LMFAO
>>56730158Yeah they polished it so hard they didn’t finish an entire portion of the game and opted to ship without it, which is unprecedented in the franchise.
hey sabor :^)you'll never know who leaked the discord logs, im still in btw
>>56729871More like a Samurott hater designed this. Samurott sanctuaries would be needed to rehabilitate those that were rescued from this
>>56729871B. T. F. O.
>>56729871>>56729964>>56729912>>56729931>>56729949>>56729968>>56729981>>56730010>>56730190>literally Reverse Movie Incineroar>still has the awful paraplegic proportions >"s-see? bipedal babs b-btfo!"
>>56730180>they didn’t finish an entire portionThey did though
Wait a minute. Samurott is 1.5 metres tall.Or that is an Alpha... Or the trainers are HOBBITS.
>>56730214What wrong with the proportions?>>56730231Then show me where they finished making Southern Kalos.
Can you guys laugh/make fun of samurott while leaving genwar shit out of this? thanks
>>56730237every pokemon in this game is giant, probably to be able to ride them
Vgh
>>56730256Good. Now I wanna mount a giant Meowscarada.
>>56729871It looks so retarded KEK
>>56729871How does it run?
>>56730246Sagefag has to deflect to Kalos because it’s the only way he knows to distract attention from Samurott being shit KEK
>>56730297>says Samurott is shit with no basis>is given example of actual shit>seethesSimple question: What’s wrong with Samurott?
>>56730356>no basis>>56729871
>>56729871As a Samurott hater, no, this completely justifies everything I've said in this board. Look at the poor thing, it can't even walk!
>>56730382What’s wrong with that? Are you unable to string together a sentence? Everyone your opinion already, that it “looks bad because I say so”. Now elaborate and explain your position or you don’t have one.
>>56729871looks nice with 8x speed
>>56730388>make paraplegic walk>"lol why does it look so bad"Why are Samurott faggots so fucking retarded?This is like saying Incineroar can't be on fours because of that stupid movie's animator drew a running table
>>56730033Sammurottsisters…
>>56730511>paraplegic but I won't say how>Incineroar can be on all fours, just the animation is retardedSame can be true here. In both cases, the animations sucks but demonstrates that the mon can do it.
>>56729871This looks like a fucking WEG
>SAMUROTT BAD>why>IT NO USE SWORDS PROPERLY>yes it does, here's an example>NO IT NEEDS TO BE STANDING>okay here it is standing>NO IT NEEDS TO BE WALKING>okay here it is walking>NO IT NEEDS TO BE WALKING ON TWO LEGS>okay here it is walking on two legs>UHHHH, MELTY MUCH? SAGIE COPING HARD KEKAROOyeah, i'm thinking samurott won
>>56730511You're not helping your case Samurottranny.
>>56730760This. This, so much this.
>>56730760How hard are you crying over your favorite shitmon being bullied, sagefag? Be honest.
>>56730830>still no criticismEveryone's waiting for you for years anon. Also, that anon and I have been accused as "sagefag" separately. Why are you so desperate?
>>56730760
>>56730923>still can't actually say what's wrong with the animation
>>56730951>T. Smashed and slammed lover
>>56730996>ad hominem because he STILL is unable to actually say anything's wrong with the animation
>>56731032There's nothing wrong with it if you like it smashed and slammed
>>56731053>this is your brain on deflection when you can't say anything wrongWaiting for an actually stated problem with the animation.
>>56730001I agree with this, but like....you're being a prick, anon.ofc the water starter designed to walk on all fours struggles walking upright, it's a, no, THE quadrupedal water starter.
>>56731066There's nothing wrong if you like it smashed and slammed tho
>>56731072>it looks bad because it just looks bad lolWaiting for an actual stated problem with the animation.
The Unova starters are so fuckinh bad holey shit
>>56731104>>it looks bad because it just looks badi said it looks smashed and slammed though what's wrong with that?
>>56731114>bad because badeveryone still waiting
>>56730760>>56730923https://youtu.be/mi7yWdF7m_s?si=N5vn8YOIrtsqqObL
>>56731124>I said a thing I have yet to remotely prove or explainStill waiting for an actually stated problem with the animation. Anyone can say what you said to anything.
you can feel the desperation
>>56731140You don't like it smashed and slammed or what?
>>56731164How is it smashed or slammed?
>Y-YOU’RE JUST SAYING IT’S BAD WITHOUT EXPLAINING WHY IT’S BAD!!!That’s exactly what you do with Kalos, sagefag.
>>56731181>shifts back to genwarringPeople actually criticize XY with criticisms that refer to aspects of it. These criticisms of Samurott are literally just "IT'S BAD BECAUSE I SAY THAT I LOOK BAD". Not every argument is created equal. Now stop deflecting to shitty genwars.
>>56731212People actually criticize Samurott with criticisms that refer to aspects of it. These criticisms of XY are literally just "IT'S BAD BECAUSE I SAY THAT I LOOK BAD". Not every argument is created equal. Now stop deflecting to shitty genwars.
>>56731177because he walks bending his arms at the sides of his body rather than bending them straight? just like a smashed and slammed
>>56731225>People actually criticize Samurott with criticisms that refer to aspects of itYet not a single of these are present in this thread, while XY threads actually talk about the game's flaws without saying "it's bad because I don't like it" like you seemingly do with Samurott. try quoting real criticism of Samurott anywhere on here
lol yawnie just cried to his cordie mod friend
>>56731252>Yet not a single of these are present in this thread,Yes, because we’ve gone over the flaws dozens of times with you sagefag, and you’ve embarrassed yourself so many times that no one takes you seriously anymore. Meanwhile you’ve never made an actual criticism of XY.
Funny how samurott is the only starter to have a schizo fanbase every single time it gets criticized you never see this kind of autism with any other starter
>>56731238>he walks bending his arms at the sides of his bodyThat's because he's holding the swords. I'm still waiting for the issue.
>>56729871This shit looks fucking hideous, what part of it salvages the design?
>>56731225parroting is an admission of defeat
>>56731285>That's because he's holding the swords. And it makes walk smashed and slammed
>>56731269>we’ve gone over the flaws dozens of times with youNope, it's always shit like this thread, greentexting a gif saying "they're defending THIS lmao" while never elaborating the actual issue. Meanwhile, XY gets heaps of criticism and you pretend they don't exist just because you went, one by one for over ten years, and said "this doesn't count" over and over and responding last in some cases means the criticisms somehow doesn't exist. I invite you to make a criticism of Samurott to test my ability to answer it and see if it's real. I also invite you to risk making a XY thread like you previously love to do and see if you can really say that it's flawless.
>>56731291>This shit looks fucking hideous for....some reason>>56731324How?
>>56731353>How?You already explained it
>>56729871hanged*
>>56731358Where? Those things are completely unrelated. Holding swords makes something smashed? This is what I mean when you should actually explain criticisms instead of flinging them around hoping they stick.
>>56731379>Where? Those things are completely unrelated.How so?
>>56731353>fucked-up dogshit anatomy that looks nothing like the original concept art is suddenly good>don't call it off-model though or else you're discord>inb4 "y-yawnfag!"sealshitters never learn
>>56729871imagine the mating press
>>56731335>Nope,Yup.
>Samurott is so dogshit, it singlehandledly caused a promising game to be cancelledI KNEEL
>>56731409based
>>56731387It's on you to somehow explain how holding swords = smashed>>56731399>dogshit anatomyit has the anatomy of a terrestrial animal like a bear. What's wrong with this?>looks nothing like the original conceptThis isn't inherently a bad thing and actually makes the design better in this case. If it had floppy limbs like an actual sea lion it would move around on land worse>off modelNot pointing fingers, but none of the proportions are different exactly so it's not off model. unless you can point to something I'm missing.
>>56731409>YupNope, it's always shit like this thread, greentexting a gif saying "they're defending THIS lmao" while never elaborating the actual issue. Meanwhile, XY gets heaps of criticism and you pretend they don't exist just because you went, one by one for over ten years, and said "this doesn't count" over and over and responding last in some cases means the criticisms somehow doesn't exist. I invite you to make a criticism of Samurott to test my ability to answer it and see if it's real. I also invite you to risk making a XY thread like you previously love to do and see if you can really say that it's flawless.>>56731411>fanficSee what I mean when I say I'm asking for the criticisms but they fail to actually come in? I know they exist but not in the thing's anatomy.
literally nobody likes samurotten kek
>>56731458How are these two things completely unrelated tho?
Stop replying to the schizo
>not a single kalosmon
>>56731526>Drapionthis hurts
>>56731526Charizard the kalos starter is right here
>>56731526How do I uncancel this?
>>56730033LMAOO
>>56731479It's on you to explain how one causes the other somehow.>>56731543>kantomon
>>56731611>>kantomonKalos starter doe be
>>56729871>Sealfag hyped and jumping the gun, thinking this would make people reconsider Samurott as cool>Opposite fucking effectI shiggy diggy
>>56731611>these two things completely unrelated >Doesn't explain how ok
>>56731630Sure it appeared in kalos, but it's from Kanto.
>>56731526>Obligatory fucking Charizard
>>56731650Where it is said it's native from kanto?
>>56731640it's on you to explain how one causes the other somehow. You haven't even defined "smashed and slammed" in a design and what makes something fit that definition. Now you took a random action (holding swords) and assumed it equals it somehow without explaining how. Waiting for your autistic justification, retard.
>>56731674>it's on you to explain how one causes the other somehow.You're the one who made the claim though
>>56731660I didn't say that. I said the mon is from Kanto because it was introduced in a Kanto game and is therefore in the Kanto roster of new mons at the time. That's what people mean when they say (region)mon.
>>56729871>I have a glandular problem!
>>56731687>I didn't say that.You said the two things are completely unrelated yet refuse to explain how makes me think you don't actually have the answer yourself
>>56731682No, you said he was "smashed and slammed". All I did was ask how. You said it was because of how his arms are, which are due to sword holding. You said that makes him "smashed and slammed". I asked how. Stop being retarded.
>>56731526>Multiple Grass starters>Multiple Water starters>Only Charizard Firebros.....
>>56731710>The two things are completely unrelated >Never elaborates You don't have the answer got it
>>56731703Anon I think you're confusing two lines of responses ITT and now I know you're behind both shitposts. One is you not realizing what people mean when they say (region)mon as being a regions roster of new mons introduced for that region. The other is about you claiming holding swords = "smashed and slammed" without explaining how. I'm still waiting for your justification on both.
>>56731728That's why they canned it. Too few "fire chads".
>>56731734I never said that. I asked you to elaborate how they ARE related, which was your original claim and you never did it. If you think holding swords = smashed you're retarded. That's why you can't offer any logical connection besides word games and side stepping away from explaining your ridiculous claim.
>>56731738>The two things are completely unrelated >Never explains how
>Shitposting in three different threads at the same time Don't reply to "Him"
>>56731728to be fair it would be difficult to implement themTyphlosion has literal fire on its back where you would ride, Cinderace and Infernape are midgets, Blaziken and Incineroar wouldn't be able to do their fighting styles and the only way Delphox would work is if it carried you with psychic powers. That just leaves you with Emboar.
>>56731766I never said that. I asked you to elaborate how they ARE related, which was your original claim and you never did it. If you think holding swords = smashed you're retarded. That's why you can't offer any logical connection besides word games and side stepping away from explaining your ridiculous claim.
>>56731274modern charizard fags are pretty bad despite getting pandered to constantly
>>56731883incineroar fans are massive dicks too
The schizophrenia surrounding people who hate anything Unova-related must be studied.
>>56731961I like Unova, i just think the seal is a waste of a water starter
>>56731961I just like what I like, I'm not sure why weirdos are so hellbent on making sure everyone else thinks the exact same way.
>>56729871why would they do that, he looks terrible here
>>56729871Based, now just speed it up. Can't wait for him to run in an anime battle against Meowscarada.
>>56729871so you are saying, all the shilling of the choice of a bipedal evolving into a quadruped by all the samurott stans.no, they are not the dumbasses with the objective wrong opinion, and they had it planned for him to be bipedal. just to backtrack to a worse designyou think you won but you just showed how retarded you reall are.
>>56734181keep coping
>>56734181speak english please
>>56729871Dude this should have been how he looked from the start and I would have maimed him no cap. To bad it’s for that splatoon garbage.
Let’s be grateful this slop was canceled. Outside of bipedal Samurot and Garchomp ride animation the game looks bad. Too western.
>>56734221keep arresting
>>56737530keep embarrassing yourself sagie
>>56734316speak hebrew then, scholomo.
>>56737540keep being pregnant, george.
Quadruped-haters, we're losing allies.....
>>56731526Wait Hatterene was supposed to be ridable?How the fuck are you supposed to ride a Hatterene?
>>56737617Probably her hat's appendage holding you just like Electivire.
So many broken bucks in this thread and all because of a single Pokémon.
>>56729871Good. I'm tired of Samurott haters mad that it's not some cringe furry OC.
>itt:
>>56729871updated for 2024
>>56731961I like Unova but Samurott is a shit design.
Emboar is cooler than Samurott, the only reason it got so much shit was because it was the third Fire Fighting starter in a row.
>>56732313He always look terrible
>>56730033Gave me a lel
>>56730033KWAB
>>56729871>
>>56740507Needs a cute trainer to lean on
>>56738485Everyone thinks it has the best shiny of the starters, quit playing victim.
>>56730155Is Rhyperior in?
>>56729871Rip yawnbitch
>>56740644based
>>56730001It walks like a fat trucker that just shit his pants.
>>56738026better version
>>56740507now this is actually off model and furry art>>56738129>>56739991>>56742898>bad because I say it's badIt walks like a swordsman pokemon with a human on its head.
>>56738026>>56742902every single design here is good except devianott and dragapultI'm having an identity crisis /vp/
>>56742917It walks like a bad spore creature. You can't convince me that it could chase down a target while being bipedal. The legs would have to be twice as long and the hips wider, for it to practically be a biped. It sucks dick.
>>56729871Damn, he's huge.
>The schizo is still shitposting lol
>>56742941>bad spore creatureunspecific>you can't convince meIt easily could if no one was on its fucking head for god's sake. Oh yeah, and if it put away its swords into their sleeves it'd be even faster. Every mon has a walking and running animation, you guys are just seething that only the walking one was leaked.>legs would have to be twice as long and the hips widerNow this is a very interesting take, as I think this leak shows its legs and hips already slightly more in the direction you're describing compared to when it's posing quadrupedally. They're already pretty big. Fucking Incineroar has thinner, smaller, shorter legs with no waist to speak of yet it works fine. It's just an animation issue at this point, with Samurott's legs needing to face forward when he runs instead of walks, which it does when sprinting (but not walking) quadrupedally.
>>56731274Chespinfags took their loss gracefully by comparison.
>>56731526>No Rhyperior Of course it was gonna be cancelled.
>>56743005Which is pretty pathetic honestly
>>56731807I would ride a Emboar.
>>56738026>>56742902updated
>>56729871It actually looks even more dogshit than usual here. I’m impressed. >”swordsman” pokemon>it waddles on stubby legs like it’s about to fall overAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>56743773why do you retards keep including the retarded OC?
>>56729871Look at him go!
>>56729871??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>56729871>>56745771SAMUROTT CONFIRMED PEDO
>>56745771>>56745790The fuck are you guys inventing now?
