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HOLY MOCHI SYRUPY APPLES! Florian, what are you saying??? YOU just CAUGHT Okidogi, Fezandipiti,and Munkidori who are POISON type just like Ogerpon's WEAKNESS?!? The same Loyal Three who I WILLED into existence and I could have CAUGHT to become STRONGER?!? And these POISON type Pokémon have the ability to BADLY POISON their opponents merely by ATTACKING them!? And when you FIGHT in a raid battle with Ogerpon, you'll CHEAT and fill the other spots with them,IGNORE the main opponent, and ASK the Loyal Three to use "PLAY ROUGH" on her,to let them INSEMINATE her with their TOXIC cocks?!?! And when you COMPETE in VGC with Ogerpon, you'll ask her to use "FOLLOW ME" with max HP/defense investment,so it can take all kinds of ABUSE by EVERY Pokemon imaginable,so that her Egg Group will change from "Undiscovered" to "DITTO"?!?!?!? WOWZERS!! E-EH!? YOU and the Blueberry Academy will also host a SPECIAL biome in the Terarium for all kinds of CROSSBREEDS and NEW regional forms that will result from the aftermath of that???? And since the Terarium is RIGHT OUTSIDE of MY School Club's window, I'll have to WITNESS the CHILDREN of Ogerpon born thanks to YOU, Florian, who let her be VICTIM of such ABUSE? Not only YOU'LL be credited for discovering MULTIPLE new species,but you'll also IMPREGNATE her and CREATE the FIRST Pokemon/Human hybrid?!?!?!?
VAULTING VELUZA ALOLA MOLA WOWZERS WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, FLORIAN!? AS MY SISTER CARMINE WOULD SAY: GET IN TO POSITION!!!!!! YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO!!

Anonymous
10/21/24(Mon)13:37:34 No.56731547

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)13:37:34 No.56731547

>>56730766
Why is Ogerpon Day on my birthday? Is Gamefreak gonna send me an ogahole?

Anonymous
10/21/24(Mon)13:39:08 No.56731568

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)13:39:08 No.56731568

>>56730916
>>56731446
Anons, some guy called me a tourist for asking the same thing here yesterday, even thought I was posting here since the board’s very beginning. Not my fault 3D era is so underwhelming.
Anyway to answer your question, he’s a brother of Carmine from S/V DLC.

Anonymous
10/21/24(Mon)15:53:32 No.56733256

Anonymous 10/21/24(Mon)15:53:32 No.56733256

>>56730820
made to get raped in front of everyone after getting his ass kicked