Why could Pokemon talk to people in folklore but not in the modern Pokemon world?
>>56733836Meowth learned English because his crush had a thing for human men unironically
>>56733836Zoroark, B2/W2.
>>56733836Because they were human.
>>56733836the same reason why wolves are cross dressing grandma-eaters in fairy tales but go out of their way to avoid humans in irl. Because its folklore, as in not real, and in game's freak not even canon since even Game Freak with their insultingly low standards rejected "those stories". But that doesn't stop retards from spreading that disgusting and unfunny "TyPhlosion iz a PEdorino meme. nor did it stop rednecks from driving wolves to near extinction to the point of fucking up the ecosystem.
because folklore is made up stories, an example from the real world would be that wolves are revered animals that are considered the ancestors of the Turkish people, when we all know they are human.Autistic furries cling on to folklore within the pokemon universe as if its actual history, because they want to fuck animals.
>>56733836Mommy
>>56733836Probably some tower of babel event where arcues split up all the languages to force a separation
>>56733977Seeing as God is a pokemon in the pokemon universe we can reasonably assume that much of their folklore is closer to truth than not
>>56733836Dear fucking lord Arceus do Hisuian Typhlosion females drive me fucking wild. Damn.Verification not required for important posts.
>>56733973The cope
>>56733836This happen to me
>>56734042if a 10yr old can beat a god, it's a puny god
All the furfags spamming their hypocritical headcanons and grotesque art borne from illiteracy and Shawn is still worse somehow.
>>56733836Pokemon can talk. In gen V you talk to a zoroark.
>>56733836Never heard a fairytale or any folklore stories in your life, have you? Talking animals are super common.
>>56734133Is it Seán?Angloids can’t spell it for shit.
>>56733836It's sort of like the Zarude movie. Unlike other movie legendaries/mythicals, Zarude can't actually "talk", we just hear him from the perspective of characters who understand him.
>>56734072>t. wolf-killing redneck have fun getting deliverance'd by Bambi's Dad, Cletus. shouldn't have mindlessly taken fairy tales at face value.
>>56733836why does he have boobys
>>56734097What if the god forfeited because they were bored and wanted to see what the kid would do with their power?I mean that's what the HGSS event implies.
>>56734097This is a braindead approach to the entire concept of divinity / energy / God
humans forgot how to speak the languagetower of babel and stuff, yeah
>>56734932The idea of God having a physical manifestation in order to engage in combat in the material world is already retarded, anon is simply working within that frame.
>>56734869>he
>>56733836Because the boundary between men and pokemon clarified.
>>56733836Humans who could speak the language of Pokemon all died out after having their hips destroyed.
>>56733836
>>56733836I wonder if that badger lady has any tasty berries in her cave?
>>56733977>PicKek, tanukis are absolute chads
>>56733836GIWTWM
Everybody wins.
>>56733836I want more art of this veriety that portrays Hisuian Typhlosian rural Japanese onee-san.
>>56733836Going by the example of a few Pokemon throughout the games it seems like most pokemon never go through the effort of learning how. There's a Zoroark that does it, as well as a Murkrow, IIRC.It's *very rare* definitely, but not unheard of.
>>56733836This is not a wholesome union between a human and a pokemonIt is wicked in the eyes of Arceus
>>56738459HMPF is blessed by Arceus tho
>>56738553This. Human on Pokemon in general is blessed by Arceus.
>>56733836>Why could Pokemon talk to people in folklore but not in the modern Pokemon world?People in ye oldest times actually lived with Pokemon. People in modern times have only recently started living with Pokemon again and even then there's still barriers. People and Pokemon have essentially forgotten how to talk to one another. >>56734983>>56734097God creating a physical body, that isn't actually his body but his son, so he can get nailed to a piece of wood and thus allow everyone to go to heaven, is retarded out of context. Arceus temporarily relinquishing their incomprehensible strength in order to interact and better spiritually engage with humanity is perfectly inline with something a God would do.
>>56738553>>56738607Arceus is basedAus is a faggot
>>56739180>>56733836What does Typhlosion milk taste like?
>>56739202Oil or lost souls
>>56739646
Chicken deep fried in Typhlosion titty oil!
Hisuian Typhlosion gonna give my soul the suck.
>>56738459Female Pokégod seducing a human male is what birthed all of humans and Pokémon tho...
>>56734097The Arceus we see isn't actually the god in full. It's just a fragment of an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent eldritch entity. It's just an avatar, the entire point of allowing that avatar to get captured is so it can experience the world it created as just another pokemon, Arceus is the world experiencing itself in a sense.
>>56739646Sugee perhaps consuming such tortured spirits will make me stronger!
>>56739856Humans already existed anon. Otherwise how did Arceus marry one to have time and space mating pressed into her womb?
>>56740761The story made it clear there was only ONE (1) human male in all of existence, not humans as a plural.
>>56740849No, it said she appeared in "a man's country" meaning there were other humans with their own lands. It is likely these other humans that Dialga and Palkia mated with, since the incest one kinda changes the genders around and their dad pokemon are their sons, and from there came pokemon.
>>56733836We forgot how to listen.
>>56733836How come if its gender swapped /vp dosen't mind???? This is nothing but SEXISM
>>56733977That's nuts
>>56733977The majority of legends and myths in the Pokemon universe turn out to be true; see basically every legendary pokemon for examples.
>>56733836Because it's not 150 years ago like PLA. It's set far in the past.People and pokemon were like homo sapiens and neanderthals. They were distinct, but could interbreed. While neanderthals went extinct, pokemon evolved (heh) into what we understand pokemon to be today
>>56740938So that means every pokemon is secretly a human in some altered state then.
>>56739202Typhlosion is based on a badger, and badgers are omnivores, and omnivore milk tends to taste pretty similar regardles of species, so since humans are omnivores, Typhlosion milk probably tastes like human breast milk.
>>56740914Males can't experience rape
>>56740945Well I think they got the relationship backwards, but yeah it sounds like pokemon disguising as humans used to be more common, and now it's someting only Zoroark's do.
>>56734097>if a 10yr old can beat a godthey cantArceus has never been canonically beaten in the games (not even a fraction of Arceus)
>>56740970And Latias. And God.I guess Zoroark and Latias are the two closest to humanity.
>>56740969Try saying that again after I forcefully sodomize you, idiot
>>56741031That's what the fag wants you stupid ass
>>56741007The fun part about Zoroark is that literally anyone could secretly be a Zoroark and you'd never know
>>56741423This is indeed a disturbing universe.
>>56741443Truly terrifying
>>56738459Wicked hot.
>>56733883This implies it would have worked.
>>56733977>when we all know they are humanNo they aren't wtf
>>56733836lets be real, if the typhlosion in the story was female and did the thing with a boy instead of a girl nobody would give a shit and the story wouldnt be worth turnimg into a meme.
>>56741664everyone would have lost their shit regardless (that includes xittards, (You) and the entirety of this board)
>>56741688clearly not considering nobody talk about the lapras and octilery stories
>>56741693The Octillary story was memed pretty heavilyThe Ursaring/Rapidash story got almost 0 attention though
>>56741735>The Ursaring/Rapidash story got almost 0 attention thoughand both involve female pokemon on human male action. how curious…
>>56741747No rape. Not even sex. Just platonical marriage. Gays as fuck stories
