>Meanwhile in the ancient /vp/ village.
the boundary between Pokemon and humans was blurred
>>56739322>I HATE GAY PEOPLE, BROWNS, TRANS INDIVIDUALS AND WANNA LYNCH 'EMnot much has changed, some extra cromosomes maybe.
>>56739333woah there buddy we aren't that ancient
>>56739333>blurred That's just PLA running at a buttery smooth 480p 25fps
>>56739322Let me tell you a story...about an (e)xtra dimension...way too far from us...tormented by a gale of darkness
>>56739322the future of the franchise looks so bright, I expect great games coming soon!
Man, why aren't there any hypnos in this area?
>>56739322Remember to keep your kids away from Typhlosion
>>56739509The wild Typhlosion drove them away
Anybody want to join up for some Slakoth hunting?
*muffled plapping sounds can be heard through the thin walls of a house*
>>56739540Dang.
>>56739542My girlfriend went slakoth hunting but I haven't seen her for a while.
>>56739322I think the mayor’s a pokephile, we may need to lynch him and set an example.
>>56739613what's wrong with pokephilia? All humans and pokemon descend from the loving union of the brother-sister pair Palkia (female human) and Dialga (male pokemon).
>>56739627...But palkia is a pokemon.
>>56739638no, Palkia is a female human as was written in the sacred textsイア (Ia meaning Dialga)=男・ポケモン。エア (Ea meaning Palkia)=女・人。
>>56739627Did you transport here from a thousand years ago? I’ll nail you to a cross if I find which village you live in, blasphemer.
>>56739651Remind me how azoth fits into this?
>>56739671Who cares about foreigners' misunderstandings?
ALL GOLEM-MAKERS WILL BE HUNTED DOWN AND BURNED AT THE STAKE FOR TITAN WORSHIP.
I can hear someone fucking his Eevee. You're not slick bro. Keep it down, I gotta get some berries early on tomorrow.
>>56739322>barbarian nomads riding rapidashes come to rape and pillage>they realize the village is filled with a bunch of degenerate cultists with nothing but noodles and clay figures of sexualized pokemon >decide to just burn everything to cleanse the land and honor the gods.
>>56739509No we brutally killed 6 million of them.
>>56739969You talking about this? >>56739552Im just mixing up some berries, leave me alone!
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>>56739993>the “barbaric” nomads are more civilized than the pokephile villagersbased, any and all who reject the word of Lord Arceus deserves execution.
Hey uh... we heard there were some mighty pretty masks lying around...You wouldn't happen to know where, do you?
>>56740147not a clue, I am busy setting up a campfire with my pokemon, why don't you go into the village, I heard there a masksmith guy living there.
>me and the local pokephiles setting aside our differences to lynch the local pedos
>>56739627We only worship Almighty Sinnoh here friend. Stop saying all this heretic nonsense.
I'm off to propose to the Alpha Lopunny. She will either beat me to death or say yes. Both are good options in my opinion.
>>56739333Kek, fpbp
Some retard is getting beat up by a Lopunny in the plains. Not even alpha. Should we do something?
Hello everyone, I believe Aus to be a false prophet. I have recently communed with a being of high power who calls themselve's Regigigas - they claim to be the creator of the material plane. Aus, and by extension the almighty Sinnoh are false, demonic forces! Cast out the Demiurge and join REGIGNOSIS!
>>56740726No survival of the fittest will weed out the Pokephiles amongst our village overtime. Let nature take its course.
>>56740204Those your wife and kids?
