What eevee are you?
Umbreon chads rise up
>>56744577Really make you think
>>56744577>My two favorite Eevees are in my political quadrantHuh, neat.
>>56744577>Glaceon Lines up, I like Glaceon. I've got a shiny Eevee and I'm planning to evolve him into a Glaceon because I like the shiny too.
>>56744577I'm Auth center but Sylveon is my favorite eeveelution
>>56744577Wtf is this shit, Sylveon is pure right wing authoritarian.
does /vp/ like to pair sylveon with jolteon?
>>56744577>Espeon is extremely loyal to any Trainer it considers to be worthy. It is said that this Pokémon developed its precognitive powers to protect its Trainer from harm.
>>56744663Truthnuke but this is based on what YOU are, not what the 'vee in question thinks of brown people.
>>56744663If sylveon were a human it'd be a trans woman who calls himself puppygirl on twitter
>>56744625This one's amazing
>>56744705But Sylveon actually is a cute dog, not a fat greasy male gooner pretending to be one
>>56744966She's not a dog!
>>56744965That you think there's bias says more about you than the guy who arranged it like thatIf I were making this, the only ones I'd probably switch are Flareon and Jolteon. Maybe move Leafeon to the bottom quadrant too.
>>56744965You should know in political compass charts the most "right wing" place you can be is centrist full authoritarian. That's where they put hitler
>>56745040>obama exactly as right wing as the Saudisholy kek>reagan more authoritarian than mugabe, china or maoholy kek did whoever made this know literally anything about America
>>56744577I don't understand politicsbut I like sylveon, umbreon, jolteon, leafeon, eevee
>>56744705I can't wait for trannyism to fade from the public consciousness so people can enjoy pastel pink and blue color schemes in peace again
>>56745020>That you think there's bias says more about you than the guy who arranged it like that>All except flareon are left or almost centrist horizontally>All except espeon and umbreon are lib or almost centrist vertically>I'm the biased oneSure bro>>56745040There are some fun ones out there but the vast majority of the compass memes are either extremely biased or just memes like >>56744625. However, that makes sense if you look at the kind of people making those.
>>56745040>people>countries>marxismWhy is it such a mess, wtf
>>56745453flip it around>all except Sylveon and Espeon are right or almost center horizontally>all except Sylveon and Vaporeon are top or almost center verticallyyou're seeing what you want to see.
>>56744577>am a leftist>espeon is my favoriteHow’d they know?
>>56745094When taking about American politicians, you have to keep American foreign policy in mind. America is extremely imperialistic.
>>56745518>>all except Sylveon and Espeon are right or almost center horizontallyLeafeon clearly is in the middle. That's 3v1. The right side got three hugging the vertical line and one far away from it. The left got one close to the vertical line, one in the middle and two off to the side. >>all except Sylveon and Vaporeon are top or almost center verticallySylveon and Vaporeon are more extreme that umbreon and espeon. This is not off-set by flareon just being a little higher then jolteon or glaceon since leafeon is closer to the horizontal line than jolteon and glaceon are. If you took one look at the corners you'd immediately see the bias.
>>56745621I should've put vaporeon more towards the right that's it. You can stop shitting and crying now I didn't make this with any of my beliefs in mind I'm socially right wing
>>56745643Wrong. Even if Vaporeon is in the bottom right corner there'd still be a left bias since two are extremely left, one is in the middle left, another is moderately left meanwhile in your revised edition there would be two extremely right and two moderately right. Also doesn't help the lib bias. >I didn't make this with any of my beliefs in mind I'm socially right wingSure you are bro. However, a few hours ago you weren't the guy who made it. Did you acquire his rights to be a retard online? Also socially being right is not portrayed on the compass.
>>56745040National socialism kind of is auth cent though.
>>56745897I mean hitler is only a couple blocks away from that.
>>56744577Vaporeon
>>56745879>a few hours ago you weren't the guy who made itWhat are you talking about? This is my first reply to you schizoI'm aware, but I'd be in the authoritarian area somewhere on the centre like umbreon, no need to complain so much
>>56744577>UmbreonNice.
>>56746042>What are you talking about? This is my first reply to you schizoSure bro. You just randomly wanted to join the discussion as the other guy left it, right?>I'm aware, but I'd be in the authoritarian area somewhere on the centre like umbreon, no need to complain so muchI doubt it and regardless you have created a biased meme. Note that I don't need to mention my political opinions to show that your meme is biased.
>>56744679All of them probably just follow what their trainers think. Eeveelutions especially are influenced by trainers the most.>Its genes are easily influenced by its surroundings. Even its face starts to look like that of its Trainer.
>>56744577>favorites are Vaporeon and EspeonWhat does it mean?
Okay, everyone! Say "heil!"
>>56746316The forward diagonal axis of the political compass tends to value technological and industrial progress over specific political ideation. The other diagonal is the environmentalist diagonal.
>>56746316Commies want espeon because it’s psychic and can force everyone to cooperate. Libertarians want vaporeon because they want to fuck it
>>56745040Peoples brains break went they find out that Obama is considered conservative when considering the entire politics spectrum.
>>56744965Yeah, but the two best Eeveelutions are in the best quadrant.(bottom right)
>>56748232I remember Yuropeens insisting establishment Democrats were center-right, not necessarily conservative.
>>56744577inaccurate shit memeslit your throat
>>56744705>If sylveon were a human it'd be [my insane headcanon]
>>56748232Conservative compared to the likes of Bernie or AOC
>>56745040No one unironically thinks drumpfy belongs on a graph of statesmen, do they? I genuinely think a deranged used car salesman would have more structured political ideals than big ugly
>>56744577None of them fall where I do on the political spectrum, aka the only sane place, aka middle-bottom.
>>56745040I wouldn't call right wing I'd call it what it is, authoritarian, and anyone who falls on or north of the horizontal line on either side can go jump in a fucking lake because there are probably plenty of boots for them to lick down there and if we're all lucky they'll forget to breathe huffing leather and drown.
>>56748809There's currently no real substantial difference between the republican and democrat party platforms so you kind of have to look at them from a more ideological standard to see where they fall on the axis. Relativism can't apply when you're comparing two nearly identical things. Seeing as both parties support child trannies, I think it's safe to say they're both left wing.
>>56748809>No you have to use contextJust stop using flawed terminology
>>56749681This is the only correct answer. Only the Truly Ungovernable shall advance into the light.
I like Sylveon but I hate niggers and trannies.Where does that put me?
>>56744577Can some artist do this with flareon talking about glaceon >>56744625
>>56751239Brock 6’ Ash 5’11
>>56745040this chart is bullshit
>>56751554Basic nazbol twitter tranny
>>56751554In the "person with enough sense to not need to pretend to like/dislike Sylveon based on inane ideological bullshit" territory.
>>56751554Based
>>56751554It makes you good enough to know Fairy is SE against Dark
>>56744577Sylveon, except more libertarian
>>56744705>Trans people say they claim sylveon despite that not being the intention of the design>Retards like you go along with itThis is why you retards lose so much.
>>56744577vaporeon if you moved him a teensy bit to the left
>>56745020If anything, it's more likely to be a falseflag from one of those junglemonkey commies. A lefty would be upset that its ideology is considered far-left or fringe, while right-wing beliefs are more reasonable and moderate. There's a specific (((kind))) that's famous for falseflagging, after all.
>>56744577Pokemon?
>>56756530Yes! That's exactly what those are, very good! In the Pokedex, their numbers are as follows:133134135136196197470471700
>>56756530Guns are pokemon related. The games would be better if they were like palworld, after all
