Bro, you’re actually attracted to Pokemon? That’s, like, totally cringe.
>>56767252you better start oiling up
>>56767252>prefers children over pokemonSurprised your avatar isn't a Typhlosion
>>56767252I’m not though? I have an adult woman fetish.
Bro, you’re actually attracted to Pokemon? That’s, like, totally hot.
>>56767252so we all agree , he hung himself right?
This kills the Pokephiles
>>56767345Sounds like the average woman to me.
Bro... you're, like, actually seething you lost. That's hilarious.
>>56767345Jesus, you're cherry-picking interaction quotes hard there.Or did you not realise you can have a sex scene between you and your pokémon if your affection's high enough?
>>56767537You’re obsessed with sex you’ll never get, neither from real women or fictional animals.
>>56767577Sounds like you're obsessed with it but with a more insidious intent to gaslight people into believing your mental delusion it doesn't happen to the cartoony elemental mosnsters of your childhood, despite Game Freak outright proving they never once subscribed to that ethos, intent or ideal.Stay eternally mad. Won't change Game Freak's habit of acknowledging poképhilia.>in b4 "th-they were totally joking when they based a pokémon off a yokai, established said pokémon adored handsome men above any kind of prey AND repeated a version of the Yuki-Onna myth wholesale, establishing the pokémon living with a man, bearing him children and ultimately falling in love so deeply with him, she spared his life for speaking of the meeting in the snow"
>>56767577What do you think hookers are for kid? That's why I'm not sitting seething online other people online talk about sex while being unable to get it.Support your local single mom, you know?
>>56767252Mating press
>>56767353>says so while eating junk and jerking to pokemon porn
>>56767345i do all those things
>>56767599>no uYou’re going to insane lengths to deny that Pokephilia is bestiality, dude. Only someone who never had any sex, or any kind of intimacy, would be this desperate to defend his attraction to fantasy animals.
imagine still posting and doing this avatarfagging bit long after you’re proven wrong. /vp/ really is a schizo board
>>56767252not just pokemon but many other fictional monsters
>>56769030Yeah, the monster hunter fanbase has the exact same problem.
>>56769219I call it a perk.
>>56769238Whatever you say, enjoy the HONK and SCREECH.
>>56768255no, you don’t.
>>56771120sorry i lied i dont do any of those, which is strange because im an animal....
>>56771208>on all levels except physical, I am a Zoroark.>*snarls*
>>56767252I had to dump my ex boyfriend when I found out he would masturbate to pictures of Vulpix. Like what the fuck?
>>56767345>Looks like a woman>Acts like an animalMy fucking diiiiick
>>56771543you did the right thing, sisninetales ONLY in this household
>>56771583No. I don’t like sexualizing Pokémon at all. Some of the villain characters are really hot though. I’m talking about that Team Aqua buff dude omg
>>56771543Bestiality AND pedophilia
i will no longer be directly replying as you are either a woman or gay (EW!)but >getting jealous over a cartoon fox
>jealousyit’s called having a morality. If you’re going to jerk to a cartoon entity, it better be an adult and sapient individual. Human, elf, alien, whatever, not an animal.no, I’m not that anon.
>>56771543he was too good for you
>>56771808pokemon are 100% capable of consenting. They understand human language flawlessly
>>56771846>Pika-Pika Pikachu!Translate that, dumbass.
>>56771632You best be talking about my boy Archie. I don't care if you're a Pokéfucker or a Pokémen fujo or whatever the fuck, but you get no pokérespect if you would unironically do the nasty with Matt (either version).
>>56771857>>>/a/
>>56773388Did you not play Gen 6-8? If you prefer, translate the 8-bit cry, then.
>>56774253NTA, but even Pokémon Pink and Pokémon Yellow had that. In the end, we just ended up with the Pikachu cry in the latter.
>>56768984What type of animal is this?
>>56774322A stickbug. Look into their 3D models without that fake dress.
>>56774322>posting cropped pornSee: >>56767345
>>56774331Latias had the same text and she was in a romance scene with the former main character.
>>56771857You've been saying the same thing for over three months. It's already been pointed out to you that what you're saying doesn't actually make sense.https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56148588/#q56158721
>>56771543Doesn't your gender rub your clits to gangbang rape porn?
>>56774347Anime isn’t canon, and anime movies are even less canon. And still, to consider your point, the director of the movie depicted Latias as a shapeshifter for a reason, TPC doesn’t want to depict their mascot boy Ash as a monsterfucker.
>>56774377>anime isn't canonCope.>anime movies are even less canon.This one wasn't, she had a cameo near Ash's finale.>the director of the movie depicted Latias as a shapeshifter for a reasonBecause she's not humanoid in her real form, she's a jet monster, so it would be awkward. However, there are many pokemon who don't share this issue.
>>56774397>Cope.Still isn’t canon. You should cope and accept that.>This one wasn’tThat’s nice, but too bad, that’s made irrelevant by the fact it’s still not canon.>awkwardWouldn’t be accepted if it was in her real form anyway. Whenever you guys try to prove Pokemon “sapience”, you use instances in which a species shapeshifts into a human, and when they turn back into Pokemon, they go back into being berry-eating forest-dwelling snarling beasts.
>>56774463You are a worthless retard. The only reason your threads get attention is because the board loves to laugh at your autism.
>56774397Are you the same retarded faggot who tried to argue a Zoroark turned into a human, an ability its species just always has, somehow spontaneously develops sapience and language skills and then loses them for some reason upon turning back?Never mind the multiple psychics and like dozen canonical examples of human level intelligence other than that, but that one in particular was a very impressive systematic destruction of your credibility just from the sheer fucking number of fanfiction-ass schizo assumptions.
>>56774472>worthless retardAbleism aside, you spew word salads to defend attraction to animals lol. It’s better to laugh at your desperate defensiveness, as it has more material.
>>56774482Sorry, my bad, reply broke, meant for >>56774463
We need a pokemon edit of this pic
>>56774488>y-you’re not laughing at me, I’m laughing at you! Pathetic.
Every time this schizo fag makes a new thread I blast rope to ice fox purely out of spite. As far as pokesluts go she’s mid but I’m doing my part.
>>56774491>Man: I consent>Pokemon: HISS! GRONK!>Woman: WTF is wrong with you?>>56774494>n-no uIt’s okay, bud. Maybe one of the pokephile threads will comfort you.>>56774482Zoroark has (failed) shillmon privileges and special yokai powers. Even then, yes, in the games, it’s usually depicted as a berry-munching forest-dwelling beast. It’s like a parrot in a sense, and can’t speak unless it mimics a human.>psychicsNon-applicable, they all use their psychic abilities to pick berries from trees, nothing more.>fanfiction-assYou’re throwing around literal headcanon to defend your pokephilia lol, ironic.
>>56774530>mass replyfagdidn’t read
>>56774501based
porn addiction isn’t a personality, btw.
>>56774574neither is making the same thread every day of your life for attention, fag, but here you are avatarfagging every day.
>>56774488https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56602894/#q56602997https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56602894/#q56627366Here's what the animalfag mindset leads to. Shitty cyberbullying bromance movie scripts which may as well not even be pitched as Pokemon movies. The pokemon sidelined because they're no more than mere beasts.Animalfaggotry, the great cancer of Pokemon.
>>56774579>posting on an imageboard is somehow as bad as literal brain-rotting porn addictionNot really, but you do you.
>>56774585The anime routinely shows independent Pokemon holding paid jobs, this retard’s kvetching crumbles under even casual scrutiny. I only come to these threads to talk about fucking Ninetales in the cookie to bait OP.
>>56774491
>>56774603kek
>>56774530>Zoroark has (failed) shillmon privileges and special yokai powers. Even then, yes, in the games, it’s usually depicted as a berry-munching forest-dwelling beast. It’s like a parrot in a sense, and can’t speak unless it mimics a human.Oh hey you're back on this bullshit1. Zoroark's demonstrate a clear and obvious comprehension of language that goes way beyond mimicry2. The first genetically modern humans came into being around 320000 years ago, and spent the first 300000 years of their existence living in caves and eating berries. Zoroarks also doing that does not exclude them from having human-like intelligence.
>>56774704Do you actually think he cares about canon, he's been btfo'd there multiple times and clearly doesn't care for it. Just call the zozzle skinwalker gay and move on.
>>56774501>she
>>56774742TrueNigger's a pedophile too
>>56774704>Zoroark's demonstrate a clear and obvious comprehension1. anime is still not canon2. You can’t understand a Zoroark and vice versa unless it mimics a human lol, please stick to the games>rambling about IRL human historyok? If Pokemon are actually genuinely smart and sapient brings, they wouldn’t be living like animals, literally. >so mad at being called a doggy diddler he accuses others of being pedospedos deserve the rope, but calling them out is at risk of being banned, for some reason. Pokephiles are fair game, apparently.
>>56774788>You can’t understand a Zoroark and vice versa unless it mimics a human lol, please stick to the gamesYou literally have a conversation with one in game. Even the boy Zorua who doesn't talk demonstrates clear comprehension of language as he starts to blush when hears the girl reading him a story tell you that she thinks Zorua's are cute. How they produce the necessary sounds matters way less than their ability comprehend language.>If Pokemon are actually genuinely smart and sapient brings, they wouldn’t be living like animals, literally.Living like a hunter gatherer is not "living like an animal". Unless you want to claim that the people of Sentinel Island are animals.Even then, of the Zoroarks we see in game, one of them is living like a backpacker and another one seems to own an RV, or at least lives in one. And not some abandoned RV either the thing is nice and clean when we see it in game.
>>56774859>you literally have a conversation with one ingameNuh uh! Doesn’t count! The mainline games aren’t canon! Disregard that I suck cocks!
>>56774742"Icefag" only mentions canon cause YOU care for it, he doesn't. He only brings it up because you can be baited into engaging him seriously.
>>56774859It’s not even that deep, Pokemon literally would not be able to battle if they couldn’t understand complex spoken commands in the heat of strenuous conflict.
>>56774911Or the fact that N can talk to your Pokémon and get them to tell him detailed information about you. And since they will tell him where you were born, regardless of where and when you got the Pokémon he's talking to, it means that either they can understand what you tell them, or your Pokémon are sharing information among themselves, either way an animal wouldn't have a concept of something like a city name.
>>56774955Don’t forget Sinnoh’s footprint guy, who did it before N made it cool.
>>56774955>>56774911>>56774963Clearly not meant to be taken seriously like expressive animals in a disney movie.
>>56774968This is just cope. I accept your concession.
>>56774968The scene with N is very much meant to be a serious "Oh shit" moment, that's mean to show that he's the real deal
>>56774982It’s no use, the games could have a Pokemon walk up to the player and communicate in perfect English and this retard would claim it’s a hallucination or something. Zozzle is a freak.
>>56774491we already do have it. its with glaceon and lt. surge.heres the imagehttps://files.catbox.moe/nmil0b.pngim just not posting it for real cause i dont wanna be banned again.
>>56774603>>56775052KEKKYBOOM
>>56774859>You literally have a conversation with one in gameThat’s what I’m talking about, dummy. It proves Zoroark can only speak to humans when it mimics them, but not in its normal form. Still doesn’t mean it’s sapient.>Living like a hunter gathererHunter-gatherers established settlements, roles, and hierarchies. They also made tools, preserved food, and rudimentary medicine. Pokemon don’t live like that, they instead live like actual literal animals.
How do people keep falling for this obvious rage bait? I don't understand desu
>>56775066Incorrect. >Arceus speaks with you in PLA>Dialga/Palkia>Zoroark speaks to you in full comprehensive sentences - not as a mimic otherwise it would be incomprehensible >Marowak has a GHOST. >Mr. Stone's proposal for a translation device in the game, implying that Pokemon have a distinct language.>DPP Darkrai event >Every single telepath >Calyrex>The entire anime and promotional material >PMD Oh not to mention complex Pokemon run societies like the Carbink kingdom, Lucario Kingdom, Kingambit/Bisharp states, every PMD settlement, etc.
>>56775066>That’s what I’m talking about, dummy. It proves Zoroark can only speak to humans when it mimics them, but not in its normal form. Still doesn’t mean it’s sapient.You seem to be intentionally conflating "the ability to produce the sounds of human language" and "the ability to comprehend human language", which are two separate things. The former is obviously the product of the illusions but there is no way that a creature that does not comprehend language could use an illusion to appear as though it was comprehending language. Especially not involuntary responses to other people's words, like how the Zorua reacted to what the girl had to say.As for how Pokémon live, they do clearly demonstrate tool use by way of the various held items you can find on wild Pokémon. Items that clearly show signs of having been worked on in some way. But more generally, we just don't see that much about how wild Pokémon live when humans aren't around, although what we can glean from Dex entries does often imply hierarchies and social structures.
Don’t argue with that anti-zoophile dude. He does that every single day.
>>56775130This guy throws a fit whenever anyone brings up PMDNigger can't accept that everything in those games is approved by and signed off on by TPC
>>56775130Arceus is our Lord, of course He can speak.>Dialga & PalkiaThey snarled, hissed, gronked, and screeched in their introductory generation. This is a silly retcon.>ZoroarkStill can’t understand nor speak human languages unless it mimics a human. But, you don’t want to diddle something that looks human, you want an animal, and since Zoroark can’t talk in its normal form, it can’t consent.>MarowakOk? What does that have to do with anything?>Stone’s translation devicewow… I didn’t know… animals had their own way of communication… and this entire time, I thought dogs and cats had their own way exactly same body language…. mind = blown>Telepathdoesn’t mean anything if it can’t speak with you.>CalyrexKing Calyrex (pbuh) was chosen by Lord Arceus, of course he’s the only Pokemon who can speak.>animenot canon>PMDlmfaonot fucking canon eitherPMD is a spin-off series and isn’t not representative of the main line. If Pokemon actually formed communities like that, I will actually concede, but until they do, Pokemon aren’t sapient nor intelligent enough to form communities and civilizations.>>56775134Zoroark’s special (failed) shillmon magic allows it to do both, bro. That ceases to be when it reverts to human form.Crows can use sticks to get things out of tight space, and are smart enough to use rocks to raise water levels, but they’re not sapient. There will always be social structures in the wild, we see it in lions and wolves and such, but they’re not sapient either. Pokemon, being fantasy animals, will always be smarter than real life animals, but it doesn’t matter when they fulfill the roles of animals in the Pokemon world’s ecosystem.
>>56775179>Zoroark’s special (failed) shillmon magic allows it to do both, bro. That ceases to be when it reverts to human form.This isn't based on anything and is purely your own wierd retarded assumptions. It clearly deomstrates the ability to comprehend language. And the only thing that demonstrably changes once the illusion ends is its ability to make human noises. There is no logical reason to believe its ability to comprehend language miraculously goes away when the illusion stops, and there is nothing in the text of the game to support your position that it would.This is just pure cope on your part, based on nothing, because you have no argument.
>>56775179>they’re not sapient eitherCrows are sapientMost animals are sapientSapient just means that they experience sensations and thoughts, and anythign with a central nervous system does that in some formThe word you're looking for is sophontsAnd yeah crows are in fact sophontsSo are Elephants, Whales, Orcas, and DolphinsThey're not as intelligent as humans but they're about on the same level as human children or teenagers
>Awwww look, he's still trying to be prudecel...Cute!
>>56775219And of course all the non-human great apes are also sophonts but that should go without saying.
>>56775201>your logic? bad, because it says my pokephilia is bad.You’re the one who needs to cope lol. I explained in a concise matter, while you keep throwing actual nonsense to justify bestiality.Just admit it instead of defending it, it’s less disingenuous.>>56775219>sophontScifi meme term. Sapience is still the most applicable phrase, and it means it has the same (or greater) intelligence as humans.Despite the supposed intelligence an Alakazam, it still dwells in forests to eat berries. This just means it had excellent pattern-recognition skills, as that’s what all IQ tests are based on, but not on actual critical thinking and innovation that come naturally to humans.
>>56775247>You’re the one who needs to cope lol.I see you're avoiding adressing what I actually saidThe ability to produce humans sounds is independant of the ability to comprehend languageIf they can comprehend language they then they have human like intelligence, simple asYou have failed to address this point, repeatedly, you just keep going back to the idea that comprehending language is somehow an illusion despite that making no sense and not being supported within the game's text at all"muh shillmon magic" isn't based on anything in-game, that's your headcanon>Scifi meme term.Sapience and Sentience used in the context of referring to self aware beings with human-like intelligence are also non-scientific sci-fi terms.Whatever you want to call it, there are several species of animal with self-awareness, languge, tool use and culture, and Crows are in fact among them.So using crows as a counterargument to comprehending language is a bit of an own goal.Crows can in fact already understand a good bit of human language so a significantly more itelligent crow could quite reasonably have a human-like understanding of language.Of course, this is fiction so the specifics are up to the author.
>>56767610there ain't no way you fucked at least one hooker motherfucker stop lying for attention
>>56775219Corvids are very cool, they can tell other members of their flock about you if you were nice\mean to them, and they'll react appropriately, even if they didn't seen you before - all just from a detailed description by that one who interacted with you.
>>56775407Extra cool is that were starting to make progress towards decoding crow language. Crows can already sorta understand some of what we say, but in the future we may also be able to respond to what they say.
>>56775179So its okay to fuck arceus?
>>56767252I will be raped by a female typhlosion and i will be happy
>>56775530You can’t fuck God.No, reject devfics don’t count.
>>56775625Where in the games does it say I can't fuck god? Literally nowhere
>>56774574It is if you're chemically inbalanced from birth like me though. >>56775142It's not even the original guy doing this shit lately, but a mere zoomieshit imposter larping as him. Too bad I don't care about this fact…
Critters aren't trustworthy.
>>56775052> i dont wanna be banned again.For what, are /vp/ jannoids this much high on their estrogen lately?
>>56775729I remember that kino greentext
>>56775734Not that nigga, but I got banned for a day for posting an image which used the gamer word.Be wary of replying to that anti-zoophile retart, just sage his unfunny rants.
>>56775179Pokemon are more than mere animals.Pokemon is set on earth.Magnemite is robotic.Blastoise is biomechanical.Ghost pokemon are spirits and/or commune with spirits.Clefairy are space aliens who pilot rocket ships.Alakazam have superhuman IQs.Pokemon other than Meowth can talk.Pokemon can wear clothes.Pokemon can play sports.Pokemon are referred to as "he" and "she", not "it".Pokemon exist alongside animals and are different from animals.Normal animals exist in The Pokemon World, because The Pokemon World is earth.There are guns and tanks in The Pokemon World, because The Pokemon World is earth.Christianity and other major real-world religions exist in The Pokemon World, because The Pokemon World is earth.Lieutenant Surge's nickname is "the lightning American."Santa Claus is real and has a Jynx workforce.Pokeballs are a recent invention.
>>56775698>chemically imbalancedhuh? that’s still not an excuse for masturbating every single day to cartoon animals, man. get some serious help.>imposterhow do you even tell the “original” apart from the imposters?
>>56775779they didnt bite my bait in this thread :(>>56770707
>>56775803Sorry OP, try using some pokéfied frogs next time, maybe? Like the Poli line or even better Tentaquil.
>>56775803I ignore any and all frogposters lol
>>56775812>>56775825no i dont mean the thread, the post in the thread
>>56771543Show tits or gtfo
>>56774377>Anime isn’t canonHAHAHAHAOh it's this schizoHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>56774488>Ableism asideYep, fucking confirmedEveryone laugh at how BTFO he was the last time:https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56705506
>>56775633The games didn’t say you can fuck god either
>He's still malding
Quick question. Say I was to accidentally masturbate to mightyena (female), what would be a good punishment for myself so I don't do it again?No castration! I already tried that and it didn't stop me.
>>56776304Guillotine
Don’t you get tired of making the same shitty threads every day? You’re not in on the joke; you’re the punchline.
Hey, OP, buddy. And everyone else who's still coping.Do I need to remind you? Because I'll remind you.https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
>>56776097Well then, as the in-game text takes no position either way, both interpretations are equally validExcept...While we cannot ascertain what parts of the leak did or didn't make it into the final gameWe can at least be certain that the writers did consider sex with god to be a possibilitySo that does strengthen my interpretation of the text
>>56776401b-b-but the anime isn’t canon! I’m a huge faggot please rape my face!
>>56775289Good to know this guy ultimately has no response to ZoroarkAll he can do is mumble "muh mimicry" and "much shillmon" while failing to address the obvious capability to comprehend human language.
>>56776411Plenty of game examples to refer to, still.You can completely ignore the leaks under the "n-not in the games, doesn't count!" cope and anime under the "n-not canon!" cope, and the evidence is still there.
>>56776417Any discussion of canon in Pokémon is kinda silly after they introduced parallel universes in Gen 5 and further expanded on the idea in Gen 6+
>>56776433Not really, parallel universes being a part of ingame lore just further corroborates this. Maybe icefox is from the universe where Pokemon are boring animals with no personality or intrigue. You know. The faggot dimension.
>>56776449Yeah that's basically what I meanArguing "This is canon" Vs. "This isn't canon" just isn't very meaningful, because anything that has happened in any piece of official pokemon material could be said to be canon to some universe within the pokemon multiverse.
>>56776471I see I see, reminds me of ‘Eternalism’ in Warframe where all potential outcomes simultaneously do and don’t happen as an excuse to gloss over any snags in continuity. So effectively, zozzfag and his impersonators can live in their imagined bubble where this is canon and we can live in reality where it is, and such an impasse is actually supported in-universe. From here on out, we can assume these threads are just bait, and I’ll be posting lewds in them to make him mad.
>>56776403One writer* considered it, and the team rejected it. >>56776415Zoroark is indeed a shillmon.Zoroark can’t speak to humans unless it mimics them. If it can speak to a human without mimicking them, it would’ve, but… it didn’t, not in any generation since its introduction.Facts don’t care about your headcanon.
>>56776572You’re still coping.
>>56776577>Zoroark can speak! It’s sapient!Show an example in which a base Zoroark can speak.>NO! MY ANIME! MY CUTSCENE!Sorry, you’re the one who needs to cope and accept the facts.
>>56776304Starvation. Your dick only works if there's food to eat. Nothing but tap water for a week if you cum to nasty monster critters.
>>56776581>show me an example, as long as it doesn’t come from official mediaYou’re still coping.
>>56776487They’ve always been bait threads anon, the real zozzle is long gone and not even he was this autistic.
>>56776572>One writer* considered it, and the team rejected it.Not just any writer, but the lead scenario writerLead scenario writer means that guy is the guy primarily in charge of writing all lore and story outlines>Zoroark can’t speak to humans unless it mimics them.Sure, I can accept that a Zoroark can't make human noises without mimicking a human. But making noises has nothing to do with your ability to comprehend language. This is what you repeatedly fail to address. A mute person can't speak either without outside help, but they can still understand language.
>>56776595>still thinking anime is canonPlease understand and cope. Also, you’re using the phrase wrong lmao.
>>56776595this desu, this spastic will kvetch and twist any hard empirical evidence you provide as untrue or noncanon in some way. it’s no use arguing with dedicated schizoids, they are entirely divorced from reality. they are only fit to be mocked. like so; icefox poster, you are a worthless nigger faggot retard and if the tranny jannies had balls they would routinely ban your autistic ass for blatant avatar spam.
>>56776581>Show an example in which a base Zoroark can speak.Zoroark isn't like ditto, it's not actually changing its genes or shape shifting. What it creates are illusions. Which is to say, it is manipulating light and sound. Manipulating light and sound to appear as a human does not miraculously boost your intelligence, so the ability to understand language and hold coversations is something that exists independent of its ability to create auditory illusions that sound like human speech. The illusions may be necessary for making human noises, but illussions can not explain the ability to understand the meanings of words.
>>56776615That being the case I wonder why anons continuing bumping his shit threads instead of filtering him.
>>56776625Honestly he's kind of a fun punching bag
>>56776625Anon come into these threads because, to them, pokephilia and porn addiction are their entire personality, and so they piss themselves in anger to prove why they’re not attracted to animals. All while posting cropped feral porn, I may add.
dailymotion.com/video/x8i2h30For Zoroark to speak and be understood it must have the shared understanding of language games that humans have. Ergo, Zoroark must necessarily have a human-like mind.
>>56776638I can provide a far simpler, less mental gynastic-y answer:it funni
>>56776631So is every other autistic lolcow on this shit board. Every single one of these threads is identical. This puritan LARPer is provided ample evidence that he’s retarded and misinformed and just ignores it. The Zoroark woman from Unova is a literal ingame NPC that talks to you, but because it’s a cutscene it’s noncanon? I guess all cutscenes in every game ever are just hallucinations of the player character now. It’s pointless to interact with the mentally ill like OP. Just call it a faggot and ignore the thread.
>>56776304The appropriate punishment would be to do it again. To, like, compound the shame you feel, or something. Yeah.
>>56776649true, seeing pokephiles get mad is funny.
>>56776605It won’t comprehend human language if it’s not in human form. Don’t compare deaf people to animals.
>>56777044>It won’t comprehend human language if it’s not in human form.Zoroark is NOT like Ditto. The "Human form" is just an illusion. It's not physically changing at all, it's still just a Zoroark, it just using its powers to bend light and distort sound to appear human. Why would distorting light change its mental capabilities? The answer of course is that it wouldn't; Zoroark's ability to understand language is an innate mental quality.This is even reflected in the game's mechanics. A Zoroark using their Illusion ability to appear as another pokemon only *appears* as another pokemon. They still have the same stats, the same type, and the same moves as they always do. Nothing about a Zoroark physically changes, the illusion only changes how you perceive them.
I think the only kind of girl I could date is one that gets off to the idea of Pokémon mounting her.Verification not required for important posts.
>>56777381Based.
>>56775247>Despite the supposed intelligence an Alakazam, it still dwells in forests to eat berriesYeah because, as a psionic demigod it doesn't really *need* anything else if it doesn't want it for some other reason. pokemon clearly have different priorities and mindsets on what exactly constitutes a satisfactory state of living, it's like those guys who go trek out inna woods to just live off the land like a cave man.The ones who want something else all go team up with humans because why build houses when you can just borrow somebody else's and get free food and healthcare for doing something you were already probably gonna do?The Alakazam sitting on his ass under a tree eating berries or going go find a trainer is unironically smarter than you are, demonstrably, just going off of your inability to function in even an extremely coddling environment based off of how long you've been throwing these tantrums.
>>56775698Pretty sure the original guy killed himself after the leaks, desu, or at least legitimately just gave up.
>>56777420>it's like those guys who go trek out inna woods to just live off the land like a cave man.Or hell, actual cavemen for the first couple 100k years of human existenceHumans didn't invent clothes until 100k years ago, didn't invent houses until 20k years ago, agriculture until 10k years ago, and animal husbandry until 8k years ago.That's a good 200000 years of naked people with spears living in caves.
>>56775066>Zoroark mimicking humans isn't shown in any natural context in the games, so you can't use it as a defense for your argument>the life of Pokemon groups outside of battling isn't shown in the games, therefore it can be used against you in this argumentstop using double standards, its not healthy for your "it doesn't happen" argument
>>56776600>So bereft of OC that even the shitposters are just copycatsIt didn't have to be this way
>>56777682It’s quite literally the only reason I tolerate Delsharty. At least he makes amusing OC.
>>56774463>you use instances in which a species shapeshifts into a human, and when they turn back into Pokemon, they go back into being berry-eating forest-dwelling snarling beasts.Nihilego and Latias had the same personalities in both forms, including inability to speak. Most Pokemon already have humanlike mannerisms.
>>56776572>Zoroark can’t speak to humans unless it mimics them.https://www.pokeflix.tv/v/16-the-island-of-illusionsZoroarks manually produce the words they use during their illusions, they manually talk, it's not just same passive mindless form of communication. That's why it messes up in that episode and says "audino" after forgetting what form it's using.>If it can speak to a human without mimicking them, it would’ve, but… it didn’t, not in any generation since its introduction.The zorua from the movie could speak telepathically in its normal form.
>>56776644parrots
>>56777965Parrots do actually have a very limited understanding of human language, showing that their minds are perhaps not as different from our own as we might have once thought. Still, it is very limited, as their minds are still quite different from ours. Though parots can talk, we still do not understand much of what they have to say.But the Zoroark demonstrates perfect command and comprehension of human language, far surpassing anythig a parrot is capable of.So, to summarize>"It's just mimicry"No, the Zoroark demonstrates far greater comprehension and mastery of language than mere mimicry>"It's just while in human form"No, Zoroarks do not mentally or phisically change when using their illusion ability, they only alter what you perceive>"It's just cause its a shillmon"Irrelevant, as this is metatextual information and we are only analysing the primary text
>>56774788>pedos deserve the rope, but calling them out is at risk of being banned, for some reason.Same reason this board is flooded with those threads.
>>56775315I'm not you you though. You haven't maybe, but that doesn't mean I'm a hilariously callow little boy.
>>56774788>1. anime is still not canonPokemon would have faded into obscurity if not for the anime. Stop coping.
>>56776471>because anything that has happened in any piece of official pokemon material could be said to be canon to some universe within the pokemon multiverseNo? Canon is whatever is presented that agrees with Game Freak's lore on the pokémon world. Orre isn't canon, Game Freak have never once recognised or acknowledged it as being part of their universe. Meaning canon is only that which Game Freak also recognise, such as the Oak lectures at the end of the anime years ago being lifted directly from the pokédex, as a means of further displaying the creatures in the canon. Good rule of thumb is (You)r headcanons aren't correct, particularly those you wrote to replace Game Freak canon.
>>56776572>rejected it.Play the fucking games you disingenuous bastard.
>>56776581Do you even play these games?
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>>56777480>That's a good 200000 years of naked people with spears living in caves.And drawing cave art of humans fucking aurochs, horses, goats, sheep and whatever else they could get their hairy hands on.>>56778706Pokémania never died in Japan kid. They could have shuttered the worldwide effort and STILL made a disgustingly large chunk of money off home market. But the anime didn't move without the games, that's why DP season didn't start until '07 in the west, because they had no game to copy its story off (never mind even the movers and shakers see it as part of the marketing and not jewel in the crown of the franchise, which is how they see the games).
I'm gonna make a ninetails yabbapost
>>56778761>Canon is whatever is presented that agrees with Game Freak's lore on the pokémon world.No one at Game Freak has ever said this. This is your personal interpretation of what's canon.Canon, as a concept, only makes sense if there is an authority dictating what is canon, and Game Freak have never codified anything like that.
>>56778822>Pokémania never died in Japan kid.Thanks to the anime. Most of pokemon's income comes from merchandise. The games sell well, but there are multiple higher selling games than pokemon every year.
>>56777480As a side note, most of what you could say about an early modern human from 200k BC is also true about Tinkaton
>>56778761GameFreak sidelines the pokemon creatures and only focuses on the human characters and a handful of box art legendaries, so you're basically saying pokemon are nothing and don't really matter.
>>56767252Im attracted to Pokemon, but that doesn't mean I want to fuck'em all
>>56779042Yeah, some are definitely hotter than others, and GF have definitely been making them sexier each gen
>>56777420>priorities and mindsetYeah, it prioritizes eating berries and living in the forest, because it can’t do anything else. It’s not smart enough to build, innovate, or craft anything.>tantrumsSure, sure. Everyone who barges in here, such as yourself, to say bestiality isn’t wrong aren’t throwing the tantrum here lol.
Am I allowed to fuck Beheeyem? It's an Alien.
>>56780025>"Hnurrr... What is left to say, I say? We have come so far now, where can we go but to see this through? Hall of Fame... Words so sweet fall from my mouth. Hnurrr..."Pokemon canonically have humanlike thoughts and aspirations and aren't just operating on raw mindless instinct. They're more than mere beasts, regardless of what Masuda and Ohmori say in interviews or what animalfaggotry they inject into their games.Stop being an animalfag.
>>56780348>am I so out of touch?>no, it’s the developers who are wrong.Pokemon don’t have “human-like” thoughts, you need to cope with the fact that anything that literally lives like an animal is not “human-like”. It doesn’t matter if it can shapeshift into humans, or if it’s an alien, or if it has 5-digit IQ. These creatures literally live like animals, and they use their magical powers for nothing other than to munch on berries.You should stop being a zoofag, pokephilia is nothing more than fantasy bestiality.
>>56780426Yeah, animalfags are out of touch. They just hate the pokemon, that's why we now have proof that they even tried to pitch a faggy cyberbullying bromance movie that didn't even have anything to do with pokemon. Even before the leaks, it was said by many that animalfaggotry is a cancer, and now the leaks have given us a glimpse into what the animalfag mindset spawns. This is the future of the pokemon franchise under animalfaggotry cancer.
>>56780546>grrr, animalfags don’t want porn in the pocket monster franchise! they’re literally ruining it!!!!considering all this content was devfic that was rejected 25 years ago, and is not canon, no, you guys lost and need to cope with that fact. Injecting your porn addiction into this franchise won’t “save” it, whatever that means.Go to /trash/, where you belong, and thanks.
>>56780609See>>56776401Just look at all the game examples. Ignore the leak lore, ignore the anime. Hell, even ignore stuff that's from games not developed by GameFreak.Just look.
>>56780609Even the worst, most over the top, most tasteless Digimon-tier pokephilia pandering would be better than whatever the fuck this is.https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56602894/#q56602997https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/56602894/#q56627366
Great googly moogly! Gardevoir, You mean to tell me that all those times you went over to master's place for personal training, you were really just coming over to SUCK HIS COCK?!? And now he wants to make the next pokemon tournament a competition about who can fuck you the hardest?? And admission is FREE so literally ANYONE can just show up and fill you with their seed?? Literally THOUSANDS if not HUNDREDS of human men from across the world including my best friends will show up to fuck you raw on poketube???!??!?!? AND YOU TOLD THEM I WOULD PAY FOR THE ENTIRE THING OUT OF MY RETIREMENT FUND??!?!?!?!?!? What can I even say but YABBA DABBA DOO GOTTA FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!!!
>>56780623I’m not looking, I don’t click on strange links. Screenshot and post it here, if you care that much.
>>56778882That is my interpretation of ALL their actions from shitting this out to their last raidd and outbreak announcement. They fucking put shudo in his box and shoved his self-insert into a side area of their games, while they focused on the ACTUAL box legend they created as part of their world. TPC had to APOLOGISE after putting a non-native pokémon in Twilight Wings, despite Game Freak asserting ANY pokémon that shows up in region-specific marketing being available in the game of focus. Canon is the whole thing that keeps this house of cards together and part of that canon is the worldbuilding they'd decide for their universe. Funny how TPC can't seem to make ccanon, yet Game Freak don't trip up[ over it, huh?
>>56778898Thanks to the games, which kept a reason to make the anime and introduce new toy lines, you drooling retard. Keystone of the franchise, not a shitty mobile app based off it.
>>56780348There's a reason they say that shit in interviews, yet still end up creating shit like Salazzle, Primarina, Tsareena, based Ninetails off a myth that has a penchant for marrying humans, basing lorebuilding myhts around humans and pokémon marrying (and breeding). They're not going to outright confirm they see nothing wrong with human/pokémon relations.Shit, they put a horsefucker in Gen 1 and no cunt batted an eyelid
>>56781329The merchandise makes more money than the games.
>>56781334This happens because animalfaggotry hasn't yet metastasized into designs or secondary writing. When that happens, you'll have an entire generation of dogmons, birdmons, and other literally just an animal mons.
>>56781339Yeah. Always did. The games provided the creatures and creations for the merchandise to feature. There's no reality here where Game Freak aren't the centre of the pokémon empire. We have two historic examples of the whole thing NEEDING to tread water while they waited for Game Freak to deliver the new game to start marketing, selling merch of and generally make their money for the Gen thanks to Game Freak ('98 when they had to make Orange Islands acr, as Gen 2 STILL wasn't even half-way done and Gen 3, when Battle Frontier arc was bullshitted out, as Game Freak had to delay Gen 4 due to issues getting wifi to work with the new games).
>>56781357Unlikely. 4 Gens, 3 waifumon the last gen even made her the shillmon of the gen, with shillmon ability and ubiquitous presence throughout the franchise's offerings (or implied appearance, due to Liko not actually owning a Meow yet, but she's one step away due to already having evolved her Sprigatito into Floragato).
>>56781368I don't care what neurotic Japanese businessmen decided to do. Pokemon would still make billions even if they never released another game. It's bigger than hello kitty.
HEAVENS TO BESTY! Larpas sama??!?! You're telling me you are going to have the GOOIEST WET SEX with trainer dono??!?!? He's going BALLS DEEP in your PLESIORIAN PLUSSY and his HUMAN COCK will go in faster THAN A SLIP N' SLIDE which will TWIST AND TURN all over the place with tons of folds that are meant to MILK THE COCK THROUGH MUSCULAR CONTRACTIONS all while my BEST FRIEND octillery SUCKS ON HIS POKEBALLS, uses her NATURALLY LUBRICATED tentacle UP MASTERS ASS, PUMMELS HIS PROSTATE and PRESSES THE CUM BUTTON?!?!?!? YIPIEEEEEE!!!!!!! ILL GET THE ROTOM PHONE so I can record EVERY SINGLE SECOND!!!Oh, BUT THATS NOT ALL?!?!? Instead of getting a FRONT ROW SEAT IN THE SPLASH ZONE like usual you have something new planned? You're gonna to TRAP AND BETRAY me inside of a SPECIALTY MADE HYPERBOLIC TRANSPARENT POKÉBALL that gets a 360 degree view OF ALL THE SLOPPY SEX and SHOVE IT UP YOUR SNATCH?!?!?!?! I'll have NO FOOD OR WATER outside the occasional drop of cum that seeps through the walls as trainer FUCKS YOU?!?!?!?! I wont even get to SLEEP because his HUGE COCK will be SMASHING THE POKEBALL LIKE AN EARTHQUAKE?!??!?! It will be like putting a COIN IN A LAUNDRY MACHINE with every THRUST OF HIS COCK SENDING MY FLYING AGAINST THE WALL IN PAIN?!??!?!?Well what else can but YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOO GOTTA FUCK EM ALL!!!!!!
>>56781377Cool. That they still continue to make new games to drive new Gens still proves my point because if they just *stopped*, the sales figures would drop, it's as much the allure of the new as well as shilling at an entirely new set of 7 year olds that keeps their merch sales figures so fucking high gen on gen.
>>56781357>Pokemon will look like pokemon instead of fursonas if Game Freak EVER stops pandering to us!!!!oh no… what a disaster that would be…
Please cease penetrating innocent Pokemon with your big cocks, it's verily wrong because uh... Scooby-doo!
>>56780755The REAL Ninetales poster has finally appeared.
>>56781320You're just being a retarded autist who reads way too much into shit that no one at the company cares about remotely as much as you do
>>56781640but anoooooon, I need my heckin’ pornerino to be validated by Game Freak!
>>56781742Human/Pokémon relationships being a thing is a perfectly valid reading of the textThem not being a thing (anymore) is also a perfectly valid reading of the textBoth these readings can coexist, the idea that there is one absolute truth in a work of fiction and that all media within a franchise follows some hierarchy of truth is autistic marvel slop geek shit that no sane person should care about
>>56781371ExactlyThey've ramped up the amount of furrymon they make because furrymon are popular and make money. They're not gonna stop that gravy train.At the same time, I do see where the corporate impetus for more animalmons would come from. Pikachu and Eevee are their two most merchandised Pokémon and they're both depicted as basically animals a lot of the time (Eevee more so). I can see why an investor might want to replicate that. Of course in all the years of making Pikachu clones the only one to capture even a fraction of the original's popularity is Mimikyu, the least animal-like one of them all.
I have a question. If the pokedex says that the pokemon used to be human, (example: phantrump, yamask, spiritomb, arguably ninetales) is it okay?The yamask entry even says it still remembers being human, but I guess that means you'd have to fuck this and no one here wants that.Please don't say "pokedex isn't canon" I want a real answer...
I have a serious question for all the people that did partecipate in this thread discussion...What would your parents think of you if they saw what's ITT and your replies? Be honest
>>56782136They're not the only onesHisuian Zorua (and by extension Zoroark) is also called out as a former human, and so is FroslassSo there are some fuckable options among the ghost types
>>56782136You can’t fuck ghosts, and you can’t touch them either. Humans are normal type.
>>56782186There are clearly psychic type humans, so they can fuck ghosts by your logicThat said, humans can pretty clearly physically iteract with ghost type pokemon in basically all pokemon media, so the typing immunity would only seem to extend to attacks and not consensual touching
>>56775423Hello Terry. Come on!
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>>56781562>anything actually cool and fun doesn't look like a pokemon, they need to look like animals like what we have in real life.The animalfag mindset.
>>56783109>fursonas are coollmao
>>56783156How the fuck is magnemite a fursona?
>>56774327They aren't sticks, they're just really petite. Their models have thigh muscle.
>>56782178What type are of family dog is this?
>>56783181Don’t be disingenuous. You don’t want more objectmons, you want more fursonas.>>56783235See: >>56767345
>>56783345So if one day Masuda declared that Nurse Joy is actually a pokemon species and showed her in a dog bowl scene, she would retroactively become a family dog animal?
>>56767577Why do most girls' pussies feel not as good as an onahole? Care to explain that one?
>>56774368That and rape content
>>56774530Seethe>>56774603>>56775052Saved and will repost
>>56783364Won’t happen, because she’s a human who works, thinks, and speaks lol. Pokemon can’t do what Nurse Joy can.>>567833941. Don’t lie, you never laid with a woman.2. Stop calling your fleshlight “onahole”, it’s weird.
>>56783413Lolno I did. I first nutted to anthro porn at 9 and first nutted in a girl at 19 going on 20. Onaholes =/= fleshlights
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>>56783413Pokemon can do everything that humans do except speak with their mouths, and that's only because TPC enforces a corporate mandate against pokemon producing mouth words. Every gardevoir so far has had the personality and mannerisms of a human, regardless of what your recycled interaction text says.
>>56783345Even an entire gen of meowscarada-tier humanoids still wouldn't be as bad than an entire gen of just animalmons.
>>56783444>Pokemon can do everything that humans do except…Form communities, use tools, invent, innovate, develop cultures, study the world, build their own dwellings, et cetera.The supposed 45K IQ psychic pokemon can’t do anything more than pick berries with magic powers.>>56783474>an entire generation of fursonas is better than an entire generation of pokemon!!!lmao
>>56783496>>Pokemon can do everything that humans do except…They've done all of those things. The reason why you don't see them do that in the mainline games is because gamefreak only cares about the human characters and doesn't focus on the pokemon enough.>an entire generation of pokemon!!!How is magnemite not a pokemon? Magnemite is iconic.
>>56783542PMD is not canon, and will never be canon.Magnemite is indeed a Pokemon, and falls under objectmon classification. Regardless, that’s a red herring, the real point of the argument is to defend fursonas and jobmons.
>>56783496>use toolsTinkaton>Form communitiesBisharp/Kingambit>study the worldBackpacker Zoroark, slowkingThese are just off the top of my head, there's more examples of I go looking for them
>>56783564It's not just PMD, but either way, you've said that the only thing that counts to you is the mainline games. This is basically the same as saying pokemon are nothing and don't really matter, because the mainline games only focus on the human characters.Both animalmons and humanoidmons are perfectly fine, but an entire generation of humanoidmons would be extremely bad, and an entire generation of animalmons would be even worse.
>>56783496>The supposed 45K IQ psychic pokemon can’t do anything more than pick berries with magic powersHas it perhaps occured to you that they don't show us everything there is to be seen in the Pokémon world? There's obviously lots of things they can't show in game due to gameplay, narrative, and technical limitations, so the games themselves provide an incomplete picture of the Pokémon world as the writers conceive it.Cause if you accept everything depicted in the games as absolute truth then you need to contend with characters breaking the 4th wall to reference gameplay mechanics being canon.So the reason we don't see everything Pokémon get up to in the wild is cause Game Freak aren't Rockstar and have neither the time nor expertise to make the Pokémon version of Red Dead Redemption 2. Thus, what we do get in the games is an abstract and gameified version of the writer's and artist's actual vision
>>56783496>Form communities, use tools, invent, innovate, develop cultures, study the world, build their own dwellings, et cetera.>The supposed 45K IQ psychic pokemon can’t do anything more than pick berries with magic powers.They are smart enough to see plainly that civilization is a trap and a huge mistake.They can see that industrialization has been a disaster for the human race.They might just play in the woods and eat berries all day long, but it is them who are the ones living just like they would in paradise, while we are the ones who struggle.
>>56784410This is such a common theme in fiction too, be it in something mainstream like the Avatar movies where the hyper intelligent alien whales just swim, sing, and talk about mathematics all day, or something hyper obscure like the ttrpg His Majesty the Worm where most elves don't bother with technology because they're so magical and in tune with nature they simply don't need it.
>>56781640>no counterargumentConcession accepted.>>56781806>them not being a thing (anymore) is also a perfectly valid reading of the textIf you stopped playing the games in junior high, maybe.
>>56782178Why should I care about what they think? They're still dissapointed that I haven't killed myself a decade ago. >>56775779I'd fuck real ones if I had the means of owning any if you must know, sucks being both a poorfag and a dicklet with a gross zit-riddled ballsack.>inB4 kiss your sister right now, you total freak!I'm working on it already, but despite eating nothing but candy for the past 3 years I still didn't contracted diabetus unfortunately. No I'm not the ONLY 400-lbs butterball with a life-sized Ponyta plushie fuckdoll if you've been wondering.
>Magneto has entered the server Goodbye OP's thread
