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Copy pasta aside, can you actually pet one of these adorable mfs?
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>>56787602
You ever give a seal belly rubs? It'd probably feel like that.
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Imagine working at a breeding program for various eeveelutions. At 8:00 in the morning, you start your day's work at the vaporeon sector where you have to train the male vaporeons for semen collection, and you get to handle their prehensile dolphin-like penises and make them ejaculate their load into a test tube. Then at 12:00 noon, you get to take one of the collected semen samples to a different sector and artificially inseminate a female eeveelution as an experiment for study. But, there are rare instances that you'll have to work the night shift, and you're tempted to sneak into a sector to spend a little time with an eeveelution because you've seen and handled every male and female eeveelution's sex organs plenty of times, and your desire to know what it feels like to be that eeveelution that gets to sexually reproduce makes you crave that knowledge more and more. If you were in this situation, which eeveelution would you spend "quality" time with? And which gender would you want to "experiment" with?
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No thank you they probably feel like petting raw chicken. Absolutely disgusting.
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>Artificially inseminating the Eeveelutions
>Not naturally inseminating them with my own cum
>Not taking the Eeveelution with me and leaving when I inevitably get fired for improper workplace relations, breach of the contract and misconduct to raise our beautiful half-breed children
But yeah, I'd definitely do it with Vaporeon, Espeon, Leafeon or Sylveon. They've helped me out immensely on past playthroughs and even competitive to an extent so they're the ones I have the most sentimentality for. Gotta "repay" their loyalty somehow, and what better way than to start a loving family?
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like giving a hairless cat a shower
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Why wouldn't you be able to?
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weird cell composition shifting from solid to liquid
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Gokubro btw...
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>Its cell structure is similar to water molecules. It will melt away and become invisible in water.
What would happen if I poured melted Vaporeon into a humidifier?
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>>56787602
Yes but you'll get an erection
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i imagine it'd feel more like petting a fish.
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There's a lot of them again, so time to mark them with Chappy!
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chappy anon a retard!
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Here's another one!
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I guess it's the colors that really break the autosolver
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Grrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrr
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I'd like to pet Flareon.
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I want to pet all the eeveelutions.
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>breeding program with artificial insemination
... aren't those only for retarded species who can't breed by themselves in captivity?
>If you were in this situation, which eeveelution would you spend "quality" time with? And which gender would you want to "experiment" with?
All/All.
Then I publish a book like the Michelin Guide, but for eeveelution fucking.
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Such a nice girl.
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