Copy pasta aside, can you actually pet one of these adorable mfs?
>>56787602You ever give a seal belly rubs? It'd probably feel like that.
>>56787602>>56787791Imagine working at a breeding program for various eeveelutions. At 8:00 in the morning, you start your day's work at the vaporeon sector where you have to train the male vaporeons for semen collection, and you get to handle their prehensile dolphin-like penises and make them ejaculate their load into a test tube. Then at 12:00 noon, you get to take one of the collected semen samples to a different sector and artificially inseminate a female eeveelution as an experiment for study. But, there are rare instances that you'll have to work the night shift, and you're tempted to sneak into a sector to spend a little time with an eeveelution because you've seen and handled every male and female eeveelution's sex organs plenty of times, and your desire to know what it feels like to be that eeveelution that gets to sexually reproduce makes you crave that knowledge more and more. If you were in this situation, which eeveelution would you spend "quality" time with? And which gender would you want to "experiment" with?
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>>56787602No thank you they probably feel like petting raw chicken. Absolutely disgusting.
>>56788354>Artificially inseminating the Eeveelutions>Not naturally inseminating them with my own cum>Not taking the Eeveelution with me and leaving when I inevitably get fired for improper workplace relations, breach of the contract and misconduct to raise our beautiful half-breed childrenBut yeah, I'd definitely do it with Vaporeon, Espeon, Leafeon or Sylveon. They've helped me out immensely on past playthroughs and even competitive to an extent so they're the ones I have the most sentimentality for. Gotta "repay" their loyalty somehow, and what better way than to start a loving family?
>>56788994like giving a hairless cat a shower
>>56787602Why wouldn't you be able to?
>>56793051weird cell composition shifting from solid to liquid
>>56788354Gokubro btw...
>Its cell structure is similar to water molecules. It will melt away and become invisible in water. What would happen if I poured melted Vaporeon into a humidifier?
>>56787602Yes but you'll get an erection
>>56787791i imagine it'd feel more like petting a fish.
There's a lot of them again, so time to mark them with Chappy!
>>56798334chappy anon a retard!
Here's another one!
I guess it's the colors that really break the autosolver
>>56787602>>56788354
Grrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrr
>>56787602I'd like to pet Flareon.
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>>56787602I want to pet all the eeveelutions.
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>>56788354>breeding program with artificial insemination... aren't those only for retarded species who can't breed by themselves in captivity?>If you were in this situation, which eeveelution would you spend "quality" time with? And which gender would you want to "experiment" with?All/All.Then I publish a book like the Michelin Guide, but for eeveelution fucking.
>>56815573Such a nice girl.
>>56787602No because they don't exist therefore you can't actually pet themI do not trust anyone on /vp/ to change the fact that they don't exist
The japs have provided historical evidence that it does, in fact, exist
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWJXG2SS6AA
Does this count? Taken from a draw-anon from an Eevee-Friday.
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>>56830760I wonder how many mythical monsters from Shanhaijing (Classics of Mountain and Sea) that hadn't become a Pokémon yet?
>>56787602I don't understand any scenario where it's not a possibility.
>>56808742>>56788354Is it something worrisome to notice that the texture of my Flareon's cum is somewhat inbetween molten candlewax and propylene glycol when it's freshly extracted, and how it smells exactly like intercooler fluid? It tastes a bit like sweetened and salted flax oil, if you must really know.
>>56835408>Handlers are datingThis was probably intended to mean the handlers are dating each other, but I choose to interpret it as the handlers are dating the eeveelutions.
Would they have short silky fur like otters and beavers or skins like that of a frog/dolphin?
>>56854465Interesting. Keep up the research. I’ll be sure to bring in the next batch of Eeveelutions and the testing instruments next week.
>>56863508Long fluffy furbut yeah they look smooth ingame
>>56788354Giving this one anime girl hair was a psyop.I hate Glaceon with a burning passion
>>56817255>All/All.>Then I publish a book like the Michelin Guide, but for eeveelution fucking.Fucking kek. Based as fuck.
>>56863508I think they don't have a fur texture in SV but I haven't played it, just looked at screenshots
>>56828925>female on femaleHuh.
>>56788354Wouldn’t be able to do my job with a constant hard on. I’ll be let go within a week. Carry on the research without me. :(
>>56865100Why does Glaceon cummies never freeze, unless you'd cool it down to Absolute Zero levels of cold? Also why does Sylveon spunk reek of condensed HFCS?
are these things dogs?
>>56872138dogcatfoxfishrabbitthings
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>>56787602Only if it wants to be petted and it likes you. Otherwise, I guess it'd liquify its body and your hand'll go in. Kinda like sticking your hand in water.
>>56872138They're more catlike than doglike
>>56873296Okay but you well know what this can possibly mean by now. . . Would you pick a barbed dogenis or a knotted catenis to get raped with?
>>56873332Knotted catenis
>>56874762You'll get to have fun with Espeon, Leafeon & Jolteon grazing your insides then.
>>56878730Espeon? Wouldn’t a male Espeon just have two normal ones?
>>56820839That could've easily killed a man his age.
>>56793036Haven't seen that animation before but the art style is unmistakable
sorry, didn't mean to attach an imag >>56892328
Sleepy little fishes! Thanks for taking good care of this one, too!
>>56865100Full image?
