Frigid to Friendly EditionPrev Thread: >>56751810 (image limit reached)>What is /hmofp/?The purest form of love. Discuss any and all MHuman x FPokemon love here.
Go outside in nature and touch grass for once.
I want to fuck Arcanine
>>56793202*touches Leafeon's ass*
>>56793196You just know that tsundere cookie GRIPS
>>56793202Screw touching grass I'm straight up molesting it. I've fondled more grass than a Mexican, I've humped more lawns than a dog, I've watered more gardens than a sprinkler. Grass quakes in my wake and weeds shrivel in my presence. I'm a force of fucking nature.
Why the fuck is janny allowing these threads now?
>>56793233Puritan tourist tertiaries from /pol/ lost, simple as.
>>56793232Please don't do that to grass.
>>56793222Icetales was just a huge autist who didn't know how to admit her feelings for her trainer. The instant they kissed for the first time she changed her tune.
>>56793233because they're good
>>56793271Delightful shaolin weasel
Darkie bitch grooms you as a child with intent to use you to mega evolve herself, but over years of adventures she realizes she actually loves you.
>Your wife wants you to watch the kids for a while
>>56793321need me a catwife
>>56793233We really like Pokémon.
>>56793233Fictional Pedophilia is crime in some places without a First AmendmentThis is the Pokemon boardReally, if anyone shouldn't have been allowed, it was you desu.
>23andme lab techs realize there is a ridiculous amount of Zoroark DNA woven throughout the human population
>>56793629>23andmé normalizing poképhilia by putting 1% Vaporeon in everyone's results even if they're pure human
>>56793629>it becomes a big fucking coverup operation to make sure the general populace doesn't know>the biggest zoroark illusion of all time isn't even pulled directly by zoroarks
>>56793196Who loves Flygon?
>>56793222ninetales looks so cuddly
>>56793818Why is she groping at me?
Well THAT'S a SIGHT for SORE EYES!! Its master's THE EEVEELUTION FORCE!! WHA-!??! You are ALL going to TAKE TURNS RAILING HIM?!?! SYLVEON FIRST??! And YOU are going to REpeatedly COOM into HIS HUMAN ASS with YOUR HUGE GIRLCOCK!?!? B-but he's TOO TIGHT! You will RUIN HIM for EVERYONE ELSE! EHHH??!? And after SYLVEON STRETCHES out my beloved PERMANENTLY with HIGH JUMP FUCK and POWER UP BLOWJOB, LEAFEON and VOLTEON will DOUBLE-TEAM him?!?! EHHH!?! You're both gonna BLOW AND RIM HIM like the DIRTY PIG WHORES YOU TWO ARE?!?! LEAFEON is gonna SUCKLE him with her GREEN SNOUT?! ALL while JOLTEON WHISKS his MIND away with AWAY with RIMMED PLEASURE ZAPPING HIS PROSTATE like a YELLOW HURRICANE?!? TOGETHER you are GOING to POUND his PENIS with your QUICK ATTACK?! HE WON'T even know who is FUCKING him since you will be SO FAST?! THIS IS THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE!! And NEXT is GLACEON ?!?! HUUUHHHH?!?! NOOO!!! PLEASE FREEZE ME INTO AN ICE CUBE DURING THE MONEY SHOT!!! I NEED IT FOR MY GOONING SESSION PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE DON'T! I BEG YOU! JUST LET ME FILM IT!! WAIT REALLY?!?! THANK YOU MASTER GLACEON!! THANK you for letting me see YOU, LEAFEON AND FLAREON GET INSEMINATED by my FUTURE SPOUSE!! And that must leave us with JUST ESPEON!! SAY WHHAAA-?!! You are going to SWAP BODIES with ME and FORCE me to WATCH YOU in MY body, GET RAILED by my FUTURE HUSBAND?!? And YOU'RE SAYING that seeing MYSELF fucking my HUSBAND, will RUIN my ENTIRE WORLD-VIEW?!? My WHOLE WORLD will SHATTER as I have an IDENTITY CRISIS from seeing such a HORRID and TRAUMATIZING thing?!?! And this will cause me to develop a DISSOCIATIVE PERSONALITY DISORDER, which will require YEARS of EXTENSIVE PSYCHIATRIC CARE, which will EVENTUALLY FAIL and DRIVE me INSANE?!?! And then, I will be FORCED to be ADMITTED into a MENTAL ASYLUM where I will be LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL PADDED ROOM, with only a SMALL window to see my BELOVED getting FUCKED THROUGH?!?! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO LETS GET THIS TRAIN GOING!!!
>>56794125Are you even human anymore?
>>56793440
>>56794125The Espeon part was funny
>>56794125Kek, based, canon
>>56794125Canon
>>56793818Me!
>>56794125Next time say >yabba dabba doo cuckolding eevolved!!! [/spoiled]
chicken wife is needed...
>>56793233our jannies are trannies, and trannies are useless porn addicts
sword
>>56793233Wanting to fuck kids is kosher but wanting a loving relationship with a pokemon is bad? Lay off the infant blood, rabbi
>>56793196Purest
>>56793233No porn is being posted, or if it is its usually hidden behind a catbox link, and pokephilia is deeply ingrained in the pokemon fandom. Even more now since the leaks.
>>56795671At least the kids are HUMAN and MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN SPECIES like GOD INTENDED instead of DISGUSTING DEGENERATE BEASTS that LACK CIVILITY and MANNERS and are BARBARIANS
An average of 6 kids, only pregnant for two months and a week. Seems so much better. Even better if they are egg layers and don't gestate fully, then they would only be carrying for like a week, maybe less, then they could drop their clutches for their beta bitch (me) to look after.
>>56793818Me2
>>56796061I wonder how pokémon eggs taste.
>>56796227Trying to find out seems like a good way to receive buckshot to the skull, or be burned alive.
>>56796257There's a lot of mons who eat other pokemon by lore, just have your team do itSerperior would
>Their beautiful form comes from the muscles they have developed. They run silently in the night.this cat's beautiful form is developing my muscle right now
>>56793629You ever seen the movie Pom Poko? At the end of the film, after their ancestral woods are ultimately destroyed by expanding human settlements, the Tanuki who are good at illusion magic end up taking human form, blending into society, and getting normal jobs.I legitimately think Game Freak intended something like that with Zoroark, it fits way too well with the themes of BW. But just speaking more generally, I imagine a lot of seemingly normal people in the Pokémon universe are actually just Zoroarks.Man I wanna rewatch Pom Poko now...
>>56793202Can I do more than touching the grass?
>>56793271>Wanderlust continuation never>Right as the weasel was finally starting to get involved in sexual stuff
>>56793233No rules are brokenThreads will stay up unless OP pic is explicit porn
>>56796724Ough tired asocial NEET gremlin creatures in loose fitting lounge clothing HIGHLY and SUPREMELY erotic even if I don't care for the weed references
>>56796257Where do store eggs come from in the pokemon universe?https://www.serebii.net/itemdex/egg.shtml
>>56794125Where’s Umbreon?
>>56796740drugs are gay and i'll never do them but stoner girls are extremely attractive.the fictional ones are, at least. real stoners are all vegans or godless reds.
>>56797451>turn to anthro afterwardR.U.I.N.E.D
>>56797665what the fuck do you mean, holy shit it's still feral you actual retard
>>56797693>This is "still feral" according to Anon: https://e-hentai.org/s/eac8469b2f/2329269-3'k
>>56797713Did that get posted in the post I replied to? No it fucking didn't. Sorry I don't have an autistic knowledge of every porn comic of Pokemon.
>>56797730why the fuck are you in this thread then
>>56797665Still good stuff
>>56797730NTA anon but he wrote:>turn to anthro afterwardMeaning that there was more to the story and that it didnt end there you fucking retard.
>>56797713Cute and canon
>>56797730holy illiterate retardo
>>56795872H*man woman or jew detected...
>>56797730Imagine calling others retard but being the actual retard instead.
>>56797781>>56797799The original post also had numerous panels which involve an eevee involving you retards. Context is important, and without the context of the rest of that comic it's logical to infer that they're talking about the change from eevee to sylveon and that they're just retarded and think that the change makes it anthro.>>56797764cause I want to fuck a tyranitar you got a problem you basic bitch?
>>56793233Why the fuck are you complaining? Shut the fuck up.
>>56797823see>>56797825It's more retarded to go WOW YOU DON'T KNOW EVERY SINGLE PORNO EVER after making a vague post.
>>56793271God imagine the head
>>56797825in my eyes tyranitar is also a basic bitch selection
So threads about fantasizing that you're fucking magic animals is fine on this board but calling a certain gen bad is banworthy?
>>56797773There's just something about the contrast between the cute innocence if Sprigatito and the lewdness of its later forms that just really gets to md
>>56797825Then why are you making retarded posts on a comic you don't know the context/story of you retard? We can clearly see in this part of the comic the sylveon is still feral, we don't need a retard like you pointing that out to us.
>>56797896>magic animalsSapient pocket monsters*>calling a certain gen bad is banworthy?Yes, yawnie, because that's not discussion, that's just bitching and moaning, and quite frankly anyone who just bitches and moans about the main topic of a board or the moderation of said board should be perma-banned. The quality of this site would skyrocket if faggots like (You) weren't allowed to post.
>>56797730ESL-Anon, what do you think "afterward" mean?
>>56797896Pokéfucking is lore-accurate.Gens don't really exist lore-wise.Simple as is.
>>56794125erm, kino?
>>56794125Icetails says this all the time.
>>56797896Yes
>>56797896Yes and completely deserved too
I miss cre's Audino.
>>56793239Why does Maractus get so much attention? Cacturne is the one that literally has a cactussy right on its modelWonder if the prototype Cacturne did too
>>56798211because maractus is cuter
>>56794125mental illnessI liked it
>>56793196Nidoqueen always has a place on my team. My only regret is not recognizing her charms as an adolescent. She was too thicc for me circa 2001.
>>56798722Best cutie.
>>56793202lol
>>56797896>"So everyone getting along over a shared topic is fine, but everyone arguing and flinging shit around isn't?"
>>56799414Smeargle looks unhappy
>>56800041well yeah, imagine telling a Smeargle that there's pure white clothes she can't get paint ontoalso I think that's just how her face looks
>>56800136I'd let her cover it in paint during our honeymoon.
>>56798319tiny bunny cactus, so cute
There's nowhere near enough female feral mewtwo out there.
>>56802108most legendaries get less art than you'd expect for some reason
>>56802317There's plenty of art of mewtwo, just not any of it capturing the right shape of the hips without also slapping boobs on it. Hell even I fucked up the shape of the hips and am not without sin of slapping tits on a pokemon.
>>56793196Stop sexualizing Pokemon.
>>56802341No.
I need help >>56802453 any of you anons know any?
>>56797773>Going from a pokemon to not pokemon is good>Intentional false advertising is good.
>>56796309>Pokedex entries that make Pokemon out to be normal animals are part of your head canon.>>56797168>Gmod fanfic is part of his head canon.
>>56793281>>56793271Her and Pikachu are my fapwhores.
>>56802756where are all these normal animals?
>>56802992I am certain that there are websites in whatever your first language is that you can hang out in untill you learn basic English.
>>56793629>>56793753Zoroark and Zorua agents/plants are just a mythRight?
>>56803612It's best not to think about it.
>>56803612>there actually haven't been any humans born in the Pokémon world in decades, but all the Zoroarks who replaced them are too committed to the bit to ever find out
>>56803612You're worrying too much anon. There's no coverup, its just humans and pokemon in some regions having stronger and deeper relations with each other (as Aus intended). Its completely natural, encouraged even. Pokemon are both our friends, family, protectors and so much more, so why not get as close with them as possible?There's nothing "wrong" with having human partners, but everyone knows that human girls are more likely to pass up a decent boy if they think they can do better....meanwhile a Pokemon will be loyal to you to the end of time (and beyond) if you treat them right.No, I'm not insinuating anything, Its just the factual nature of how things work. Its always been that way.If you dont believe me, you can ask your neighbors, co-workers, even your family and they'll explain everything to you
>>56793222Cute, should be a bit fatter personally desu
>>56797713>AnthroRuined, blergh...
>>56797825Werent you replying to the post saying "afterwards"? >>56797693 you cant even damage control properly, you retard.
>>56797764>get three pokeballs ready
>>56803612zoroarks dont realthey cant sneak up on you and hold your hand when you least expect itso i wouldnt worry about it
>>56797713>AnthroImprovement, better...
Hi!
>>56800026giwtwm
>>56802341Not canon>>56794125Canon
>>5679381820 years later and still one of my favourites.
>>56797896Who's the artist for that lugia?
>>56805086I appreciate posters like you in these threads for confirming that Simipour was always cute, people just don't give her enough credit.
>>56803089>no argumentconcession accepted
>>56805464FANART simipour is a certified qtπ, artists tend to draw her with perfect proportions. Meanwhile CANON simipour looks barely anything like that, it takes artists to fix it.
>>56793207White woman…
>>56793207...better find Uxie because dogs love little boys.
>>56802337>Anon is against upright mammalians having titsThat's against a sin against biology.
>>56806336I'm not against it like I said i did draw at tits version but like... the actual game design doesn't have them, sometimes you want on-model, like especially with bipedal mons isn't that like half the appeal? If they have tits aren't they just anthro at that point?
>>56806336>>56806371I will say mewtwo is the easiest to justify tits on though, because in the manga (yes I know not canon etc shut up I'm coping) that mewtwo has blaine's cells, and the more humanoid build of Mewtwo in general implies that the ones from the anime and games have human DNA in there somewhere, so shift the balance a bit, make a female and I could see vestigial breasts being something they have. LIke they probably don't have nipples since pokemon don't have them but the body might replace the bony chestplate with two lumps of fat the breast size depends on the human donor
>>56806371I have no desire for this sort of strict on-modelness. I want animal accurate gentitals on my pokemon always and an actual ass for Pokemon with standard legs.I don't really care if Lopunny gets black eye whites instead of the mascara she actually has, but if she just has human legs, then what's the point. Of course, ideally, no details are wrong.I'm not a blank lover.
>>56806336Mewtwo as a whole is a sin against biology. And this is why she is best alongside with Silvally, fuck natural selection, we should be masters of our flesh!
>>56802341Fake poster. We know the real Icetales makes these threads.
>>56805464Indeed.
I want to be forced to worship a godess.
Tempted to sketch that discarded peanut Pokémon with a human. Any ideas?
>>56807687The one that looks like a wiener? Draw it with John Harvey Kellogg
>>56794125Where did this dragon ball yaba daba do thing originate from?
>>56793233>pokemon board>cannot even talk about pokemonGo back
>>56805086kill yourself
>>56807803It was a novels worth of copypastas about Krillin sharing his deranged fantasies that spiralled into pretty much every other fanbase on /a/ and then outside of that. The ones reworked and shared here are just the tip of the iceberg and are fairly tame. I fear the original poster who started it all is still around.
>>56808093No.
Simipour more like STINKIPOOR
>>56808485Hey, she cleans herself with water.
>>56807672
do it
>>56793202You know that's basically fucking a dead kid, do you?
Hey I know that vid-I mean... Who could do such a thing?
>>56793222Between her, Lapras and Glaceon the only purpose of ice types is being fucked.Imagine, you won't need to use an AC just your icey kitsune breath (probably like a dog) to cool down.
>>56807889Oh no, they don't want threads about Pokémon they want threads about "oh this woke that woke this DEI that DEI..."Just ignore them and their threads will end up dying.
>>56810403>the only purpose of ice types is being fucked.just like VGC
>>56811456dont trust that whore, shes not trustworthy
>>56811361Just like on any kind of battle.Ice could benefit with a few tweaks (like Frostbite instead of Freeze)
>>56806006it says female pokemon, anon is thinking about dog pussy
>>56811542Like having a resistance to literally anything besides itself.
>>56811566Arcanine hot cookie
>>56811587Yeah. Idk why it doesn't resist Dragon, Ground, Bug or Grass.Makes sense. And it would make Ice a "not useless" type. It feels more like a nerf for other species and is just to be used by Water types.And why Freeze-Dry is special to other Ice moves?
>>56811495>whoreshe only fucks after marriage
>>56811495>>56811456The ultimate beings in the universe fighting over you.
>>56811592Imagine feeling the excess fat surrounding your face when her giant ass sits down on you.
>>56813583imagine them being forced to make out during a threesome
>>56813665Icky
Do you think she likes being dominated?
>>56814232Her hero must be krillin because she likes to watch
>>56814242>>56814232I HATE TO WATCHI HATE TO SEEQUIT FUCKING CRITTERSINFRONT OF ME
>>56814371It's fine if you're tired of being the cuck I can fix that.
In the spirit of the season, remember: Marrying a ghost type is an eternal commitment. "Til death do you part" is already null and void. So, happy waifu, happy laifu and happy afterlaifu. And happy Halloween.
>>56814884Ok keep dilating troon ghost
Aw...Cramorant...that's sweet of you.
need fox..
>>56815076this nigga cute
>>56807803A tienfag on /a/ hated krillin and made schizophrenic pastas where he gets cucked
>Female Arceus>Humans ignore egg groups entirely The leaked folklore feels like someone from here wrote it.
>>56818641Haha what make you say that I no Japanese
happy halloween by the way
>>56819688ghost sex
>>56797825There was more than enough context to understand that the doujin it's from probably ends with her turning anthro from the anon's comment. You're a dumb nigger and should die.
>>56820604Only after ghost marriage
Marrying Simipour
mmm
Cinderace owes me a rimjob
>>56821828OH SHITSOMEONE CALL THE ADVERTISERS
>>56822061I don't see a problem, nothings showing
>>56822232The dog pussy <- its purple and visibile
>>56803612>>56804147Hisuian form Zoruas still appear and become drawn to human settlements, and to the surprise of many, the threshold for them to bear grudges is lower than what stories and legends about them would have you believe. So think twice before you shut the front door on that cute little white fox that's begging you to let her use your bathroom. (But you would never do something like that anyway... would you?)
>>56822308pokemon dont use the bathroom
>>56822250That's just a line, you're schizophrenic
YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>56822524theres no need to be weird about it
Characteristics of pokephilia posters:- permavirgin losers- no friends or family- jobless- live in basements- they never even have stories or experiences from real life- never mention the Pokemon games because they aren't real pokemon fans- usually poor that can't afford merchs- only reposts viral images from twitter or FA, no real contribution to the board- always samefag to bump their threads- have like 1 or 2 template threads only they keep spamming- only here to farm attention
>>56823034but enough about pedo posters :)
>>56823057>Furfags attacking cunnymancersAs always kek, Sankaku Complex was right to observe that little tidbit.If their shit is CP, yours is obvious zoophilia. You’re really worth one another and have no moral high ground.
>>56823091Cope
>>56823105t. A zoophile
>>56823117Pokemon will never be real, thus one can't commit a crime with them. Pedos have and will fuck cunny and end in jail for doing so.in the old 4chan days they even talked about it in the boards.
>>56823091>Sankaku ComplexThis is a website used by well-adjusted people with a circle of friends and a well paying job.
>>56823057all coom posters are cancer dw
>>56823201>Having a sex drive above zero is a sin against God and you're going to hell!!!Cool story.
>>56823211God wants you to marry a nice woman and make a nice family to thrive and contribute to the world.Satan wants you to waste your life, health, and mental energy on pixels and die lonely and increase depopulation chances (look at Japan right now)pick your side
>>56823215why don't you go around tailoring your life to the whims of those who claim to be morally superior to you? because everyone else but you is wrong for some arbitrary reason that no one can prove is correct or false?curious. he will certainly not see the gates
>>56811255"Don't mind if I do! Just remember - you asked for it!"
>>56823211Blue board deal animalfucker.Already miss Garyface.
>>56823215Is Revaluations not canon to your branch of Christianity? This Earth is meant to be reduced to smolders, me not having kids seems to a drop in the bucket compared to the Genocide of every non-Christian on the earth.
>>56823248>ChristianityI don't follow that Jewish fanfic that says a Christian should bless the Jew.Islam is the truth
>>56823267nice hips but the face is so ugly
>>56823273nice tummy and hips but damn her face is so ugly
>>56823241Oh no! Acknowledging the females can be attractive, and that sex happens? How will 4chan reach its Q4 profit quotas, I care so much. The acknowledgment of sex happening should be a bannable offense for private shareholders.
>>56823251>Jewish fan ficThat only applies to Paulines.t. Positive Christian, as the Führer intended
I love my Glaceon so much
>>56823292based tranny enjoyer
>>56823329nice hips but her head is so ugly. she's also bald like a cancer patient
>>56823334I don't care about the opinions of not pokemon fans
>>56823352post your current team with timestamp/date
She's so smug because she knows, not only would I be unable to stop from raping me and that even if I did get her off of me I would never survive the consequences, but that I would willingly let her do virtually anything to me.
>>56823034
>>56823251>No Lilith>No LevithanMy God they patched the fun out of Abrahamic mythology. All of the anti-god waifus were removed.
wife
>>56822524
Chicken
I want a domineering wife to service and a set of children to raise.
