Guys hear me I need $500! Now let me explain, what if you get a life size Primarina(female) plush and an Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid and combine them?
don't you fucking dare
>>56802137This seems like a good idea but believe me when you cum after 2 minutes and you take that walk of shame to the bathroom it's a pain in the ass to clean. I'm speaking from relatable experience.
>>56802137I could also use Vaporeon but I didn't want to be cliche
>>56802156It’s not my first rodeo I already lost all shame and cleaning is not that hard…
>>56802156>>56802190Wear a condom.
>>56802137If this is the then I need help finding an ona that matches this meowscarada. Just like op has a mermaid ona for primarina.
>>56802137is the dolphin girl an actual anime character or?
>>56802137>Carnivorous Mermaid is made of a crunchy hard material that will squeeze out all of you. Inspired by multiple gimmicks from sea creatures in internal structure! Shark teeth replacement structure, pleasurable combination attack of reverse fins and spine, 12 limpet zones bite like a shark! Japanese Made Premium Elastomer Material. Exemplifies a healthy, smooth skin trained in rough waves, completely cuts stickiness and odor. Material with a chewy texture that allows you to enjoy the crunch. Intense pleasure even through a condom.I don't know man bites from crunchy hard shark's teeth doesn't sound like a good time.
>>56802812Shooting miles of rope is a sacrifice I am willing to make
>>56802258any kind of moisture in those things causes mold you know?
>>56802165If you love her then you love her.
>>56802942you are suppose to wash and dry them with every use anon….
>>56802812
>>56802812woah woah slow down I was already sold with OP picture
>>56802137Is this supposed a parody YMS getting that simba plush from gofundme
>>56802812I have a fetish for being bitten thanks to serana in skyrim
>>56802137Sex dolls aren't worth it. I did find a cool lifehack for coomers.>go on amazon and buy thrusting masturbator (i like the thrusting rotating one)>make sure it says non returnable>say it broke within a month of purchase>they refund it so you get it for freeWorks with anything on amazon really, just don't use this secret trick too much
>>56802258if you can't nakadashi your pokewife then why even bother
>>56802812>a chewy texture that allows you to enjoy the crunchis this an ad for an onahole or halloween candy what the fuck
>>56802258why would I wear a condom with my wife?
>>56806842Pokerus
>>56802149DO IT OP!
>>56802137i have that exact primarina plush, it's a joy to snuggle every night>>56802165>caring about what internet strangers think about
>>56802453Some kitty pussy?
>>56806842To not get her pregnant?Remember that. Surely your parents didn't.
>>56810411There is a lifesize Primarina plush out there?Fuck. I hate being poor.
>>56802165Honestly Primarina is way more fuckable.She's actually appealing not just a meme.Even for eeveelutions isn't my top 3.
>>56802689I think they're just mascots made for the sex toys, like to imagine who you're fucking.
>>56804576Masochism?
I need advice, is it okay to get an alolan ninetales dakimakura cover if you still live with your family?
>>56810816I don't think so, Anon.Imagine they find out, better stick to images for the moment.
>>56810816Would you also get a pocket cookie too?
>>56810756Yes plus vampire girls
>>56810884Ah I see. Not bad taste, Anon.
>>56810816Depends on how chill your parents are with it. I know a guy whose parents would go as far as buying that stuff for him. But as for me, mine would probably kick me out if I still lived with them.
>>56810992I mean my mom knows what “anime” mousepads are and has joked about getting me one several times, but I don’t know how she’d feel if instead of some anime girl’s tits it was Umbreon’s ass
>>56811096If it's not explicit, you can probably just play it off as a joke. "Haha this cartoon cat has a big butt. Isn't that silly?"
>>56802137>Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid>Uminohana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid is made of a crunchy hard material that will squeeze out all of you. >crunchy hard materialMen, treat your cock with respect.
>>56802137>Umi No Ana 2 Carnivorous Mermaid>not Sea Hole 1 Fluffy Mermaid
>>56811189For double the pleasure
>>56802453The model posing with the plush looks disgusted by it
>>56810614I mean something tight and matching color
Just relate these to type.
>>56810631>He doesn't want to have lots of beautiful kids with his loving wife
>>56802137How the fuck is this thread still up? it has a literal spread plastic pussy hole on OP.
