>Confirmed to be a pedo and married someone half her ageYikes wtf
Proof?
>>56803016Here you go, it's very... yikes.
>>56803062Yeah that's very yikes, and not hot at all. Wicke should be ashamed for marrying someone younger than her.
>>56803062I want to NTR her husband.
>>56803128I get what you're trying to do so let me nip this in the bud. She's old enough to be his mother. That's pedophilia dude, not cool.
>>56803062>because she married late she has no children>age 43Abe, If I must...
>>56803062Why does she look better than Drasna
>>56803062>Husband is in his 20sPedophilia loses all power at that point. Go back to baiting on Twatter.
>>56803532There is a massive age difference there alongside a power in the couple's dynamics. And how do you not get some level of ick from such a big age difference? You're kinda self-reporting here.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
>>56803062Imagine if she started dating her now husband ten years before their marriage when she was thirty and he was in his 10s, that'd be funny haha
>Some 20 year old guy looked at this old fat woman and said he wanted to pamper herHow
>>56803611It'd be pretty funny wouldn't haha. I bet her husband even called Wicke mommy just as a joke, can you imagine haha
Do you guys think Wicke stole her husband from another woman? Like she used her feminine motherly charms to seduce and corrupt a young boy in love with his childhood friend?
>>56803550They're both adults. No one cares, go back.
>>56803671Imagine Wicke seducing Elio away from Lillie.
>>56803648It'd be hilarious if the reason she married so late is because she had to wait until her boyfriend wasn't so young that she'd be branded a pedophile instead of simply a cougar, haha
>>56803637>>56803062>She's pampered by her husband when she comes home overworkedHow does a woman like her get pampered by a young boy anyhow? What does she have him do?
>>56803062Hagmaxxing is a canon Alolan tradition confirmed.
>>56803062Oh neat they're doing aloha stuff now, anything on Lillie?
>>56803742Haha that's hilarious. And not at all hot too haha. I bet her young boyfriend was a real charmer to get Wicke to do lots of things together, as a joke.
>>56803062>she is newly married and very much in loveThe honeymoon period will end...
>>56803834Wicke realizing her husband is 20+ years younger than her! Wicke knowing he could have any girl he wanted! Girls younger, skinnier, and prettier than her! Wicke becoming paranoid and scared he'll leave her!How should Wicke go about keeping her husband?
>the entire thread is people circlejerking each other for sloppy secondsYikes, do you not have any kind of self respect?
>>56803888Wicke should try acting like a girl her husband's age. Maybe that'll get him to stay!
>>56803891Anon, you're supposed to self-insert as her husband, do you really need concepts like this explained? Do you play Pokemon Yellow and get upset that Pikachu likes Red more and not you?
>>56803938Stupid old woman can't get the sexy tiktok dances right!
>>56803973Maybe Wicke should dress in clothes like Liko's too. Show off those mature legs and youth while embarrassing herself in front of her young husband!
>>56803062BASED
>>56803938Wouldn't that be kinda embarrassing to watch?
>>56804455I wouldn't think so. It'd be pretty cute to watch Wicke try to act young.
>>56803062the age difference is like protagonist marrying Olivia
Imagine Wicke coming home after a long hellish day at work. She plops her large frame on the couch and whines for you, and you eagerly come to her beck and call. You sit next to the couch and she crawls up to cuddle you like a teddy bear, complaining about how awful her job is, how her coworkers are miserable, how none of them care about Pokemon. You nod your head and massage her body, taking care of every part of her. Her stiff shoulders, tired from working all day and carrying those heaving breasts of hers down to her pudgy feet, tired from walking all day. Part of Wicke is self-conscious about her body, she knows she isn't in her prime anymore, but somehow her anxiety melts away in moments like this, where you treat her as the most prized lover in the world.Eventually, you two have dinner (you do the cooking, naturally), and you even share with her the dessert you had made for her - a delicious and sweet strawberry cake. Is it healthy? Probably not. But Wicke doesn't mind, as she opens her mouth and you feed her slowly, smiling and offering her words of affirmation between each bite.
>>56803062>waifu was defiled by a shotabros...
>>56804832What
>>56804832See >>56803946
>>56803721>being interested in Lillie>ever
Did you know that, biologically, most women experience a massive spike in sexual desire in their early 40s, as the body's last-ditch attempt to get the woman pregnant before menopause.Just thought that was interesting, you know.
>>56803062It should have been me
What was gamefreak thinking holy shit
COUGAR WICKE IS REEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL
I feel so bad for that poor groomed 20 year old boyJust imagine the sex. The constant sex whenever she comes home.
>>56805978You feel bad for him?
>>56804813That's hot
>>56805978Save him, take his spot so that he no longer suffers the abuse
>>56803759foot rubs, massages, licking, caressing
I bet her husband was one of those kids Aether takes care of...You know the story, kid promises to marry her when he's older, she laughs it off, madman actually pulls it off.
>>56806029Can you imagine the constant strain of that, on such a young soul no less, in the prime of his life
>>56806190Constant strain of what? Getting to worship a goddess daily whilst she smothers you with praise, love and her breasts?
>>56806210A young boy should be out building a career, dating women his age, seeing the world. Not trapped as a househusband for a much older woman.
>>56806740Nah, I'm tired and want to go home. I would kill to be a house husband for a boobly-breasted woman who is kind and caring.
>>56803062>"WICEKEE IS LE PODOFILE!!!11!111!!! ReeEEEEeeeeEEeeeeEEEEeeEE!1!!!11!!!11!!">look inside>Husband (in his 20s)
>>56806740Then I will take my cute smart trophy wife on exotic holidays and share my interests with her. Anyways, who says I can't build a career as a stay at home husband? I could make a Youtube channel or something for cooking and cleaning.
>>56806781>cute smart trophy wifeShe's a fat 43 year old woman
>>56806818Now you're grasping at straws. She's doing well for her age.
>>56806827Girdles sure are impressive these days!
this is such an odd detail, I really thought she was a widow and that's why she treats Lillie and Gladion like her kids
What goes on in this couple's mind everynight?
>>56806991cuddleskissingmassagesbedbreaking sexdinnercuddlesleep
>>56803062>some lucky 20-something motherfucker is banging a 10/10 chubby hagabsolutely fucking based
>>56803062>young guy and plump hag twice his age fall in love wow, just like my favorite doujins! thanks game freak!
>>56807075Truly this boy must be miserable... Everyday stuck doing that...
>>56802990>>56803062Amazing bait
>>56806764Large age gaps may not be illegal but they are immoral
>>56808473Why? All I see is two consenting adults.
I just want fuck Wicke even harder now, literally built foe youthful cock
>>56802990>husband is in his primeBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>56808473Fuck off, i WILL fuck the cougar
>>56806818
>>56806991
Mmmmm groom me mommy
>>56808473>Large age gaps may not be illegal but [SCHIZOPHRENIA]
God id let her groom me
>>56808507MILF supremacy brother
>>56808606>>56808666Wicke's probably groomed a lot of shotas along with Lusamine.
>>56808759Lucky bastards. imagine getting to nurse on a still lactating Wicke
>>56806740She is his age
Sex with Wicke
>>56808840It's no wonder why they invite a lot of young trainers over to their paradise. Wicke's milke is delicious. Nursing handjob while feeding off of her tits.
>>56808908[Spoiler]if you think her milk is delicious you should try her special cookies.
>>56808925What are her cookies like?
Wicke was used by Lusamine as an Ultra Beast sex toy
>>56808942love nectar
>>56809197Wicke needs a lot of filling then. Helping to her love cookies with her delicious milk.
>>56808907Getting molested by Wicke
>legal age gaps is now pedophilia This generation is so cooked
>>56810546You have to admit it's very icky though
>>56808473What? Age gaps already mean less in a societal context when both parties get older, how are they immoral>10 and 30 (blatant pedophilia)>20 and 40 ("taboo" but legal and most people don't care)>30 and 50 (literally fucking no one cares)
>>56811015Some 43 year old marrying someone in his 20s is not pedophilia you fucking retard
>>56811254That's not what they said dumbass, would you be okay with your daughter marrying someone your age?
>>56803062The maggots looking at the sentence "Husband (in his 20s)" and thinking pedophilia sure are projecting their own sexual desires.
>>56810546Twitter incel brained
>>56811270As long as he seems alright and they start pumping out grandkids for me to spoil, why not?
>>56811317An entire generation is being raised into believing that even 18 year olds aren't mature enough to consent any more
>>56811420The mind doesn't stop growing and become fully mature until 25. Also when Wicke was 23 her husband was 3. Think about that. She was a mature woman when her husband was in diapers. And 20 year olds don't just decide to date 40 year olds for no reason, it typically shows as a sign of grooming or workplace harassment via abusing power dynamics.Saying "it's legal" isn't an argument. Yes, it's legal to hit on a girl the moment she becomes 18, but if you're eagerly waiting for that moment you're a creep.
>>56811539>The mind doesn't stop growing and become fully mature until 25.There it is. Weird how the only context where this matters is sex and relationships, and not signing contracts, joining the military, voting, operating a motor vehicle on public roads, etc.>And 20 year olds don't just decide to date 40 year olds for no reason, Hagmaxxing typically shows up as a sign of having mommy issues and being frustrated with how girls your own age are.
>>56811539Once again you immediately think about pedophilia when there's no pedophilia
>>56811576>>56811584Please take a moment to ask why you're so eager to defend borderline pedophilia. What would your parents say if they saw you posting this
Why are /vp/edos incapable of having a thread about a female character without it devolving into faggots spamming lewds and retards talking about how they want to have sex with the girl the thread is about?
>>56811823>borderline pedophiliaJust admit that you're projecting your pedophilia. This is what this thread has been about since the very beginning
>>56811823Why are you so eager to kinkshame guys for having an adult woman fetish?
The fact so many people here don't understand unironically what's wrong with this shows the low iq of /vp/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
>>56813122Franklin was a 60 year old man dating 70 year old women. Huge difference
>>56814500Dang, so they'd have been daydreaming about their future husbands when he was still in whatever they used for diapers back then. Shameless cradle-robbing pedo thots. It's amazing that he managed to be functional enough to discover electricity and bifocals and stuff despite getting groomed like that.
>>56811823They'd be happy that their child isn't a cuck like you
>>56814698Actually they'd be happy that their child was arrested by the authorities due to his sus interests
>>56811539When you get an actual job and out of school you'll realize that the "older = more powerful" dynamic of child and adult no longer applies and that so long as they're not your boss, you're on equal footing with them.
>>56803062>Husband in his 20sUnless her husband is under 18 it's not pedophilia, and it's a completely legal marriage.Fucking retard.
>>56815458Zoomers genuinely believe that the age of consent should be boosted to 25 and age gap romances past the legal age are "basically pedophilia".
Everyone in this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7M24KrqhBw
Zoomers are so goddamn fucking stupid it's unreal.
>>56808473You should kill yourself if that is a sincere post.
>>56815745Well that surely makes you look rational and not insane...
>>56815745Who groomed you to think that stuff is ok
>>56802990>>56803062>>56808473Why is it that whenever you people scream about nonexistent pedophilia, it always turns out that it's you who were the real pedophiles all along?
this thread is bait and you all fell for it
i mean have we forgotten wattson's wife and mustard with honey pokemon ain't opposed to this shityou all got riled up for a wicke thread to stay relevant
