As you can see on this ancient tablet, Lord Arceus will punish all Pokephiles and send them to hell.
>>56831039Canonically not true. Great Lady Arceus loved humen men and wanted all her children to know that same love. She shaped the world to recreate that experience for all pokemon to indulge in. It's what Arceus wills.
>>56831065> CanonicallyScrapped fanfic ain’t canon
>>56831065Pokephiles who impersonate Pokemon will go to double hell.
>>56831039As the weird talking crotch fox spoke here >>56831065 Arceus in myth loved men to a rather disturbing degree, the runes in your tablet are damaged the word is not read as punishment but reward, a clear rookie mistake
>>56831077Arceus, in canon, casts judgment on the perverted mortals who sin against His creations. You will go to triple hell.
>>56831112>in canonI see you didn't see the leaks
>>56831039That's a Regi tablet. A tablet that's known to have the powers and feelings of the giants.Are you sure this isn't a very old attempt to propaganda?
>>56831065Burn in a fire, maggot. OP's post is canon
>>56831373Proof? Oh? You have none? Meanwhile, in the games...
>>56831382>folk lore is historylol retard
>>56831065Why do humans use pokemon like people use dogs for dogfights?There's no reason for 99% of the fighting in pkmn, but people still do it and celebrate it. (noone fights in self-defense - they only fight for ego, money, glory, etc.)Seems kind of cruel.Also, the whole arces thing is very anti-Christian(as is every animated "show" that comes from the east).
>>56831422Good. Religion is a concept that should have passed from the world long ago.
>>56831385>he has no proof
>>56831445>his "proof" isn't proofokay retard
>>56831065>>56831077>>56831359Your retarded scrapped content isn't canonYou know what's canon?Canonically speaking, all humans and pokemon instinctively hate animalfuckers (animalfuckers = pokefuckers). Canonically speaking, all animalfuckers are beaten and tortured slowly and painfully to death. Canonically speaking, such an act is viewed as a pure and just act and Arceus himself will personally see to it that the souls of all animalfuckers are obliterated from existence, cleansing the universe of their filth
>>56831450>he STILL doesn't have prooflollmao
>>56831458>Arceus himself*herselfAnd no proof for these claims? lol. Nice "canon"
>>56831445>my proof is rejected cut contentsomething tells me you’re a pedo too lmao
>>56831515Meanwhile you still have no proof whatsoever lol
>>56831527Replace SKANKpunny with QUEENdevoir
>>56831555the proof is that it’s rejected loloh, and literally everyone in game freak publicly stating that Pokemon are animals, but that makes pokephiles like you writhe and rage.
>>56831566if we replace the skank on the left we need to replace the skank on the rightbut with who
>>56831527A reminder that Pokemon are smart as dogs, and dogs are as smart as toddlers. This still makes marniefags infinitely worse for their annoying attraction to children.
>>56831527stop using hebephile to justify your pedophilia
>>56831578>rejected>literally chunks of it made it to the final gameOr you know, background lore is generally made vague.
>>56832043I'm not a pedophilePedophiles are horrible monsters I'm not a monsterSo I can't be a pedophile.QED
The Pokemon are made to be fucked
>>56832143I bet she gives mean blowjobs
>>56832049>chunksofficial canon: Pokemon are wild animals.schizo’s “canon”: attraction to Pokemon is morally ok! (as long as it’s just human male on female pokemon! only my kind of zoophilia is valid, human women the same is cringe!)
>>56831527This is the only right answer
>>56831065The post that raped OP in the sweltering summer of '92.
>>56832162Do you actually think Pikachu and Meowth are wild animals?
>>56832455Canonically, they're feral animals
>>56832455Some Pokemon species are more domesticated than others, but attraction to dogs is just as immoral as attraction to foxes.
>>56831039That's false though.Lady Aus loves powerful human men
>>56832550So what? Am i a zoophilic just because i want to fuck a fox?
>>56831039*Lady Arceus
>>56832455Yokai. Pokemon being animals completely ruins the series and if I want to be a dog owner I can play Nintendogs.
>>56832574>>56832625Arceus will never be a femoid
>>56832981If Arceus wants to be a loli she can be a loli.
>>56832641Pokemon eat dog food, on the floor, from dog bowls, and if they’re humanoid, they’ll still sit on the floor and scoop up the kibbles with their hands. Yes, even if they’re psychic creatures capable of telekinesis.
>>56833180And then you get episodes like that one with Ninetails. I have a feeling it's different writers.
Arceus has sex. With human men
>>56831065FPBP
Lonely human men.Their meds, not yet taken.Delusional once more.
>ok to think about fucking the fictional minors>not ok to think about fucking the fictional creatures with human thoughts and emotions
>>56833492>not ok to think about fucking the fictional animals with no sentience or intelligenceFTFYYou're talking about wanting to fuck animals
>>56833498I know it's a meme to not play the games or watch any media but this is pretty fucking silly, like on a ridiculous level
>>56833492>fictional minorsNo one said that.>fictional creatures with human thoughts and emotionspokemon show higher emotional intelligence than real life animals, absolutely, but since they’re stand-ins for animals in the pokemon world, they have the exact same dynamic with their universe’s humans as real life animals do with us.
>>56833567Remember when Pokemon actually had animals and Pokemon were their own thing? I do. The animal retcon was the worst thing ever to happen to the series.
>>56833777nice trips but nodexcut was the worst
>>56833788I was thinking right next to the dexcut funnily enough.
>>56833777Animal retcon was the best thing because it BTFO’d pokephiles like you
>>56833874Pokephiles are eating good from the leaks.
>>56833898Mmmm, yum yum yum, cut content is still canon and nutritious because I said so!
>>56833915You will cope and seethe FOREVER.
>>56833898>all the pokemon that fucked humans were human. Or slaking >Arceus was in human form>Palkia and Dialga are actually human and just in an altered state Taking the myths at face value there wasn't much pokefilia actually happening. It does mean Latias and Palkia are the only acceptable pokemon to marry, as they can take on human form.
>>56831368That's not Braille on the tablet, it's those medieval runes seen on the Ancient Mew card.
Canonically, a man had Snorunt with a Froslass, so it seems *canonically* (given they've continued to seed their work with references to poképhilia) your attempts to set the canon fall flat on its retard face, as the devs sure as fuck don't adhere to a western retard's delulu.
>>56831458You don't know what canon means.
>>56834795The frosslass was in human form. I wonder if pokemon can just do that, become human. I know it's just a yuiki-onna story translated into pokemkon, but still.
>>56834795Nowhere it says he had kids with the froslass.
>>56834546>say “Pokephilia is immoral”>anons begin screaming in agony while telling you to cope lol
>>56838124You WILL cope and seethe forever. :)Just as you are now.
>>56838159>“c-cope and seethe!”you got your panties in a twist over a statement as tame (and logical) as “Pokephilia is immoral”, you’re in need of coping.btw, coping and seething are two opposite actions. I recommend you cease the seething and start coping with the fact that Pokemon are animals.
>>56831039Anon that is clearly a mistranslation. It says "he who CONDEMNS pokephiles will be condemned to hell himself"
>>56832550Show me a single domesticated animal that acts like meowth retard.Mfer makes plans and orders Jessie and James around like pawns. You are mentally ill if you think he isn't human level intelligent.
>>56834590>>56834590>all the pokemon that fucked humans were [in] human [form]Wrong, stupid ESL. Only the stories with Arceus and Froslass mention that the humans didn't know their partners were pokémon.
>>56838521meowth is a stupid anime gimmick and you’re a retard for using a gag anime character is proof for pokemon sapiencehollywood isn’t real, and neither are the minnesota vikings.
>>56838563Is the marowak ghost a gimmick? SM has a random Mimikyu and a Oranguru talk as well.There's also multiple pokemon noted to "talk in a untranslatable language". The idea of a Pokemon translator is something mentioned multiple times in and out of universe.Additionally the anime is still restricted by GF, if Pokemon talking was that bad then it wouldn't be allowed.
>>56838607parrots, crows, and other certain bird species can “talk” by mimicking human language. gorillas can also learn sign language. that doesn’t mean they’re sapient. pokemon are smarter than real life animals, but they still occupy their roles and function just like them. the anime will always be a loose and silly adaptation, from a meowth speaking because he went to hollywood to an unevolved lvl 1 shitmon easily beating a fully evolved pokemon with type resistances and advantage.
>>56838635Congrats, you said literally nothing that actually combats what was said.
>>56838641sure feels that way, if you lobotomized yourself and forgot how to read. touching yourself to cartoon animals isn’t a personality, btw.
>>56838294(You)
>>56838696All you can do is dodge around the actual argument and say you are right just cause. How pathetic.The anime is held to some level of standard and moderation from GF. Pokemon talk with a consistent meaning unlike a mimic.
>>56838563Ready to be wrong?https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Talking_Pok%C3%A9mon#
>>56838563> neither are the minnesota vikings.Homie...
>>56838736Anime is held to TPC standards, not Game Freak standards. And even then, TPC’s guidelines for the anime will not match you agenda. The anime will never be taken seriously because you think a gimmick character talking cat justifies attraction to creatures that eat literal dog food from dog bowls when domesticated,. You and I will never agree. Pokemon are strange beasts that resemble both animals and yokai, such is the case with all Japanese medias involving monsters. The yokai aspect justifies your view that they’re capable of sapience, the animal aspect justifies my view they aren’t intended to be anything more than cool monsters you can befriend and travel the world with.
>>56838775GF does communicate with the anime crew, we literally have the emails for it.You literally can't have both, and the yokai one has more requirements than its other half. There are multiple series where talking sapient characters do act like dogs half the time.Its a side effect of it being fiction. Almost like Pokemon is a goofy series in general.
>>56838531The stories that start with "the line between humans and pokemon were blurred", had pokemon be mistaken for people, in the case of the Typhlosion story he was only referred to as a man, and did it consistently?Yeah no, the pokemon were human.
>>56838563Why haven't you made a single argument yet? All you do is get btfod over and over then claim it doesnt count becaus3 of your feelings
>>56831066It ain't called a fanfic if it's development material by devs themselves, ESL-kun.
>>56839158still scrapped
>>56839130>early anime has Meowth speak, so it’s not wrong to be attracted to animals!how many dog parks put a restraining order on you?
>>56838962Ghetsis fucked a Zoroark...
>>56838635>gorillas can also learn sign language. that doesn’t mean they’re sapient.
>>56839944ntacan gorrilas consent?
>>56839944dumb gorillafucker
>>56832586yes?
>>56837646>culturally ignorantFroslass is based on a Yuki-Onna and of the many different variations, there just so happens to be one where the Yuki-Onna marries the man from the mountains, disguised as a human, and has children with him. When he speaks of the Yuki-Onna, she leaves him, but spares his life out of respect for the father of her children.And if you'd read the mission flow I'd posted, you'd see two Snorunt with part of the man's journal, the Froslass with the other half and the clear inference the *whole* journal was held by his family. Because it mirrored the real-world tales of the direct inspiration for the pokémon Froslass.They never once stuttered, you blind bastard.
>>56842100if froslass is yuki-onna what jynx based on? the grok?
>>56842100It still eats dog food on the floor with its weird ear hands
>>56842100>Its based on thing so its 100% accurate Still doesn't say he had kids with it. Probably got his soul taken.
It is canon to begin with that all pokemon are dumb and feral animals with no ability to communicate with or unrderstand humans. They're barely sentient to begin with and likely soulless too since animals don't have souls.
>>56842128Probably a black singer.
>>56842698Except for the ones that can talk and take human form. Those are fine to marry.
>>56842774They're not actually talking. They're just imitating sounds and noises they heard from humans and meshing it together into a horrendous frankenstein-esque dialogue without actually understanding the meaning and definition behind the words. They're still unintelligent animals
>>56842804Sure they are.
>>56842496A lot of Pokémon is written with the assumption that you understand the cultural references it's making. Any person familiar with the Yuki-Onna legend would instantly understand what PLA was implying with those two snorunts.And in this case, Snorunt is based on the Yukinko, a type of child-like snow spirit said to be the child of a Yuki-Onna
>>56839158If it's not in the final product, it's not canon, cope zoophile
>>56842888It's still referenced in the final product, in multiple waysSinnoh Folk Story 3 references the general concept of human/Pokémon marriageSinnoh Folk Story 2 references the Typhlosion storyThe Veilstone's Myth is just and in incomplete version of the Lapras/Octillary storyThe story where Arceus has sex with a guy is also referenced by numerous bits and pieces of in-game loreThe in-game versions are meant to be a bit mysterious, while the leaked versions are clearly just the unvarnished truth GF first wrote to better develop the mystery
>>56842963You're a schizo
>>56831039Arceus herself had sex with a man and bore children
>>56842995No actual counterargument I see
>>56843046>headcanon
>>56840138No, because they don't use language. They memorize signs and they know what the signs mean, but they don't use language. Those dogs who push buttons to ask for food outperform Koko in tests where it wasn't the grifter who owned her trying to communicate with her via American Sign Language.
>>56842804Except the talking Zoroark we see in B/W speaks in eloquent and complete sentences, and even teases you a out it's true nature before showing you it's true form. That obviously takes comprehension to do.And even the Zorua in Castalia city who doesn't talk, still demonstrates a. understanding of human language when the girl he's with says she thinks Zoruas are cute and he blushes in response.
>>56842848Hey man I'm >>56834795 this guy and I didn't know Snorunt were based off Yukinko, but that just further reinforces my point.>>56842496The journal entries described above detail how he continued to live and exist, heartbroken and remorseful for speaking of the creature he'd met in the mountains dipshit. That outright contradicts any theory where he "lost his soul". Play the fucking games, pay attention to the text. They offer the whole explanation, not my fault you can't accept, handle or change that.
>>56842774can’t talk unless they take a human form*and when they’re not disguised as humans, the only thing on their mind is finding more berries to eat.
>>56843509if they know what the signs mean it means they understand sign languege
>>56845441>B-but Zoroark can only do it while transformedZoroark's powers don't work that way. Zoroarks only create illusions that alter what you see and hear, they don't physically change and they aren't able to do anything they weren't already able to do. This is even reflected in the games mechanics. If the backpaker Zoroark demonstrated an understanding of human language, then it has an understanding of human language, with or without the illusion.
>>56846832>Zoroark’s powers don’t work that because blah blah blahDisguised as a human: “Hi, I can imitate human speech!”Without a disguise: “HISS! GRONK! *snarls as you near its berry tree*”
>>56846863I too would hiss and gronk if someone tried taking my shit.
>>56846863That's straight up not what's depicted in the game but nice try bro.Also you keep ignoring the fact that illusions only change what you see and hear and don't change anything else about the Zoroark.Makes me wonder if you even understand what an illusion is
>Nintendo Online Magazine, July 2020>interview with Satoshi Tajiri and Tsunekazu Ishihara>“By the way, in the games Pokemon just have generic cries, but in the anime Meowth is the only one who can speak human language. Why is that?”>Ishihara: “Well… (laughs) Tajiri made a chart of all the Pokemon, and taking all their different intelligence levels into account, decided things like ‘this one should be able to understand human language’ and ‘this one could learn how to speak’ when developing the anime.”>Tajiri: “That’s why there’s a good possibility that someday we could meet a Pokemon other than Meowth who can speak."So Tajiri made a Pokémon intelligence chart, and decided some can speak human languages and some can't. This should be pretty obvious cause the Dex entries say as much, with Pokémon like Lapras and Ninetales being explicitly called out as being capable of learning human language.So clearly, some Pokémon are dumber than humans and more like animals, while some are about on the same level as humans, or even more intelligent than humans. Again, the Dex entries say as much.Therefore, it's bestiality with some mons and xenophilia with others.
>>56831065>she
>>56847960God is a woman in the Pokémon universe
>>56847978>scrapped unused concept
>>56847978rejected content will never be canon, no matter how hard you wish it to be.
>>56847980Still referenced in gameThey did still use it they just chose not to reveal everything to the player
>>56847978Noncanon
>>56848097Newsflash dumbfuck, given we KNOW the myths written for DP eventually distilled the essence of the extensive writings into a few snappy paragraphs and poems, they're still operating very much under the assumption of those writings to be correct (even if they don't go into details). And Arceus just happens to cradle the player to Her bosom to keep him safe while delivering him to Hisui.
>>56850379It’s still not canon
>>56852568Sadly, that's where you're wrong. There's nothing in the games actually contradict a female Arceus, thus anyone screaming She's male are simple faggots, too invested in their Abrahamic religion concepts to understand other religions, particularly the ones that Game Freak staff grew up with, don't have that bias.
>>56831066The only canon I accept as relevant was written by Takeshi Shudo before you were even born. >>56831527AoC in the pokéworld is canonicly 10, your Commiefornian moralfaggotry is literally not an argument.
>>56832235Very underrated post.
>>56847894Supremely underrated post.
>>56842128>>56842768The design started as the Woo from Ultraman but then it strongly referenced a particular yama-uba from a play. The yama-uba are also considered helpers of Santa Claus, which is why they worked with him in that one early episode of the anime.
>>56833498>not ok to think about fucking the fictional animals with no sentience or intelligenceExcept they have sapience and intelligence. They can fully understand human speech and are capable of human emotions. Some of them even have the ability to speak the human language, and I don't just mean in the anime, I mean in the games where the Telepathy ability exists as well as some of the encounters with Zoroarks having them speak the human language while disguised, which implies they can do it normally.There's also BDSP where your pokemon has the emotional intelligence to understand what circumstances will lead to you being upset or sad and will actively attempt to avoid that happening with their own power.Of course, the Anime does present the strongest case (though some of the spinoffs like PMD have strong evidence that Pokemon are not only sapient but capable of forming communities akin to human ones) with Meowth giving up his ability to use Pokemon moves to speak the human language and his ability to translate what Pokemon say to the human language implying all the Pokemon cries have meaning that can be translated into human speech, thus they are as intelligent if not more intelligent than humans.But your next line will be some snarky greentext about "MUH ASHNIME" so get bent, you /pol/nigger.
