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Get dragged to a beach party and end up getting forcefully enveloped by a water type while surrounded by people.
Pokephilia is immoral and will send you to hell.
>>56839728Icetales doesn't need to play hard to get. Her human will love her all the same.
>>56839728Icetales likes watching these threads..
OH GREAT ALMIGHTY ARCEUS! What's that Master, you say that you've been eyeing down that SLIPPERY, WET Octillery OCTUSSY and that you're going to FERTILIZE her eggs with another batch of your SWIMMERS after multiple hours of VAGINAL BATTLING!!!? Even when her STICKY tentacles clench onto your thighs as you THRUST DEEP inside of her VULNERABLE HOLE and yelling out about how she's BUILT be bred and to have tons of your HUMAN BABIES over and over again until your make a kid that goes on a HOMOCIDAL RAMPAGE against Ursarings?! And you'll just TOSS her straight back into the ocean like some common WHORE while I watch every SECOND of my MASTER fucking something that's UGLIER AND MORE DISGUSTING THAN ME?!?? I can't believe you can still do this especially after you just got down RAPING a Lapra's SUCCULENT WET DOLPHIN PUSSY all the while she gave you those FUCK ME eyes that SINCERELY screamed out that she was ADDICTED to your bitch breaker of a cock and how she'll keep coming back for more just so she can get RAILED more by your HUGE SWOLLEN POFFINS?!!?....Why....I don't know what else to say except YABBA DABBA DOO GOTTA FUCK THEM ALL
>>56839728Oh no! I'll get sent to the land of eternal torture as described by the guy who lied about the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. I'm certified just as Adam and Eve didn't die. I'm pretty sure hell is going to he full of things that God doesn't like and not eternal torment. Things like mutual consentual pleasure between husband and wife, females dominanting males if the male and female desire it.
>>56839920No, no, hell is an eternal fire, not your own idea of a paradise full of animals for your to molest.
>>56840203Says who?
>>56840228Lord Arceus, of course. Better to repent now, before it’s too late and Judgment Day arrives.
>>56840203Hell isn't canon retard.
where are all the grass cat fans at
>>56840334Denying the existence of something doesn’t prove it doesn’t exist lol.This is what happens whenever someone rejects Lord Arceus’s message, they fall into a pit of sin and hedonism and many immoral acts, such as Pokephilia, all while deluding themselves into thinking that salvation doesn’t exist. What sad, pitiful people.
>>56840239but Arceus told me I can take a Zoroark wife
>>56840676that’s the voice in your head, dude. you should be ashamed.
>>56841252oh no Arceus is in his head he's about to get sent back in time
>>56841252no, that voice is different. Arceus has literally fucked a human herself, you're denying reality
Animals can't consent>B-but Pokemon aren't anima-If they are incapable of speech (like how Pokemon only say their name or just grunts) they cannot consent
>>56841306Don’t you get it? “Pika-pika Pikachu” totally means “FUCK ME SENSELESS, VIRGIN INCEL-SAMA”, and not something logical like “I’m hungry” or “I want attention”.
>>56841306>>56841315Meowth learned English
>>56841315Oh yeah, the tranime, best known for it's consistent canon. the chad 2d games already confirmed pokephilia
>>56841746Indian elephants.South America.Space Shuttle Columbia
>>56841315Its generally the humans fault for not learning the Pokemon language. Their language is unified.
>>56842315>humans, a singular species with thousands of individual cultures and languages, barely understand each other>over 1000 registered species pokemon can all somehow, magically, understand each otherright… not like real life animals have their own body languages, and cats and dogs are almost polar opposites.
>>56842346Unfortunate for them, but what do earth animals, including homo sapiens, have to do with magical monsters created by god and his assistants?
>>56841306Time to wheel out the Zoroark example again because you have yet to be able to address itThe backpacker Zoroark in Black/White can talk>B-but it's just mimicryHe speaks in full sentences that clearly account for context, if it was mimicry it'd be garbled nonsense>B-but Zoroark can only do it while transformed Zoroark's powers don't work that way. Zoroarks only create illusions that alter what you see and hear, they don't physically change and they aren't able to do anything they weren't already able to do. This is even reflected in the games mechanics. If the backpaker Zoroark demonstrated an understanding of human language, then it has an understanding of human language, with or without the illusion.And as a secondary example, N can definitely talk to Pokémon. When he talks to your Pokémon after the Mistralton City gym fight, he is able to get information from them no animal could possibly know. This moment is presented as a serious "oh shit" moment meant to communicate that N really is something special.
>>56842799There's also the fact that Pokemon can just learn the human language which I imagine bis what happens most of the time with recently caught Pokemon. Why do people want Pokemon to be mindless beasts?
>>56841746The old folklore story in Canalave doesn't mean it's a real story and it doesn't confirm pokephilia anon but ok
>>56842826This nigger refuses to accept the anime as canon despite Game Freak staff themselves saying it's a parallel version of the game's world.Which makes it all the more ironic they keep talking about Pokémon eating dogfood since they're only ever depicted as doing that in the anime.
>>56842856The vast majority of myths and legends talked about in-game turn out to be real and correctAnd the few times they don't end up being true, it's cause there was a second contradictory legend that ended up being true insteadThere is no other legend to contradict this one, it's almost certainly true
>>56842887>also the anime>about 5 episodes in a row showing Pokémon eating at the table with all the respect they deserve
>>56842856I need people to rethink about when they try to disprove myths and legends in Pokemon especially the Canalave one because it gives you DIRECTIONS on how to encounter Manaphy and co in legends.
>>56843016Older episodes in the anime did have Pokémon eating out of dog bowls, but I think TPC/GF themselves realised how weird that looksAnd as mentioned, it's not something that ever happened in the games, so it just makes sense to remove it from the anime.
>>56842799>Zoroark's powers don't work that way.Well, they easily could, but as you note they need the cognition under them to pull it off. That is, they may be incapable of "actually" talking with their physical vocalization, but can bypass that with auditory illusions.This could easily mesh as a very selective group being able to pass the Harkenss Test due to an incredibly hard one-way language barrier, where most Pokemon can understand human language (though if that's 70 IQ articulate farm tool level...) but very few can get humans to understand them.
>>56842799there was also the episode in the anime where zoroark disguises as nurse joy and has full conversations
If, hypothetically, me and my pokemon critter were on an adventure and we had to hide in a cave because it was raining or whatever, and I looked and saw this, I would NOT take advantage of her because I am NOT immoral.
>>56843383Horizons used to get them too sometimes. It's as if there's one dude who sometimes barges into the office and checks whether there is a kibble scene and gets angry if there isn't. Although it's been a long time since the last kibbleshit scene I sawMeanwhile have this wife coded cat.
>>56843615You also have the Veilstone's Myth, which is the in-game version of the Octillary/Lapras"A young man, callow and foolish in innocence, came to own a sword.With it, he smote Pokémon, which gave sustenance, with carefree abandon.Those not taken as food, he discarded, with no afterthought.The following year, no Pokémon appeared. Larders grew bare.The young man, seeking the missing Pokémon, journeyed afar.Long did he search. And far and wide, too, until one he did find.Asked he, "Why do you hide?" To which the Pokémon replied..."If you bear your sword to bring harm upon us, with claws and fangs, we will exact a toll.""From your kind we will take our toll, for it must be done.""Done it must be to guard ourselves and for it, I apologize."To the skies, the young man shouted his dismay."In having found the sword, I have lost so much.""Gorged with power, I grew blind to Pokémon being alive.""I will never fall savage again. This sword I denounce and forsake.""I plead for forgiveness, for I was but a fool."So saying, the young man hurled the sword to the ground, snapping it.Seeing this, the Pokémon disappeared to a place beyond seeing..."This is speculation on my part, but considering that last line, it could be taken to mean there is some mythical land comparable to Avalon in Arthurian myth or the Undying Lands in LotR that the more intelligent Pokémon disappeared to in response to man's cruelty/hubris.That speculation aside though, this story is another in-game example of Pokémon talking.
>>56844086It might be a product of who is doing the storyboards. You might be able to cross reference all the episodes with kibble and swee if there's any patterns in who the episode director is
>>56844105Meh I'm not gonna commit to such autism, we don't need to either way. It's animalfags who need to desperately search for whatever scraps they can find to try (and fail) to support their headcanon.
My Miltank sat on my face
>The few hundred thousand people in the American Indian nations couldn't understand each other>....so how could there be over a billion people who speak Chinese
>>56845084why is she looking at me like that?
>>56845097Darkie monsters are only interested in grape and cream.
>>56844105The entire "kibble" discourse is pretty stupid. It's clear that the dietary needs of Pokemon are quite different from that of humans, and its reasonable for someone on a cross country journey to make highly nutritious non-perishable pelleted food - no different from protein bars, pemmican, etc. Likewise, it's not like most Pokemon physiology can facilitate full meals with plates and cutlery, so bowls seem to be a far more efficient option that facilitates all body types. Either way, how someone eats really doesn't determine whether or not they are sapient or deserve to be treated as such.
>>56845084>the few hundred thousand *humans* from various tribes couldn’t understand each other because they all had their own language> a billion people who belong to the same nation in modern times can understand each other because they all learned the same languageand you’re still comparing humans to humans in this scenario, retarded dogfucker.
>>56845426>Non-humans can't learn languageYou have a problem with Lord of the Rings and There and Back Again?
>>56845973Elves, dwarves, hobbits, et cetera all have their own unique cultures, languages, and, most importantly, functioning civilizations.Pokemon bark, snarl, hiss, and gronk over berries.
>>56846026Orcs, Goblins, Ogres, etc. ect. all have Black Speech consistently refardless if Morgoth or Sauron are currently giving them orders.Pokémon has no lore that it won't contradict a sentence later. Remember that one island episode where Koffing and Ekans had subtitles.Remember Pokemon Mystery Dungeon and Pokepark series. Remember how people are scared of touching tall grass, but a level 60 Dragonite with a 150 power move will only gently nudge you in RGB. Remember how pokemon is described as being able to destroy continents, but in the same thing other pokemon described as being able to be defeated by a child in a fist fight.
>>56846100>Black Speech That doesn’t contradict what I say. In fact, it supplements it. In more modern pieces of fiction, orcs are depicted to have a parallel culture to humans, while goblins still have a primitive yet functional civilization. Meanwhile, in Pokemon, all the beasts are depicted as wild beasts meant to be tamed. Legendaries and mythicals are outliers, as they are supposed to represent real life mythology and yokai, and Arceus is presented as THE God, but they all still follow the one constant: they can be caught by humans for their own use.>side seriesNo, you’re a fool if you take that shit seriously. As for the anime, it’s a nonsensical problem in which all cartoons and books with animal characters, be it western and eastern, depict animals as being capable of understanding each other perfectly while the dumb moron humans can’t understand them.You can point at PMD and Pokepark all you want, but at the end of the day, these don’t exist in the mainline games.
>>56840433But you're just quoting jew lore.You realize you'll go to hell for putting a pokemon on the same pedestal as YHWH?
>>56846201>Pokemon Red, Blue and Gree are side series now.Jej.>In more modern pieces of fiction, orcs have parallel societies>Derides me for bringing up side continuities (not that pokemon has ever established a Canon)>Cites fucking Shadow of Mordor while discussing Tolkien lore
>>56846377>RBG are side seriesnever said that lmao, check your reading comprehension.>cites Shadow of MordorI didn’t, doofus. I said modern pieces of fiction, as in how the depiction of orcs changed from the last century to now, not just Tolkien lore. My point here is that the fantasy genre has moved on with its depiction of orcs from a brute species to a sapient race, while goblins largely stayed the same. Meanwhile, Pokemon have essentially regressed, when Game Freak moved from Pokemon suddenly appearing alongside animals in the real world to a more organic universe in which Pokemon ARE the animals.
>>56846418>never said that lmao, check your reading comprehension. >List of Pokémon contradictions two of which are from the main game series>your response "side series, you are a fool for taking this seriously">never said that lmao, check your reading comprehension. Hmm...>I didn’t, doofus. I said modern pieces of fiction, as in how the depiction of orcs changed from the last century to now, not just Tolkien loreOh so a complete non-sequitor.>Game Freak moved from Pokemon suddenly appearing alongside animals in the real world to a more organic universe in which Pokemon ARE the animals.>One 33% owner of an IP has done X with Y, that means Y is X only, nothing else matters.The also doesn't represent how GF (33% owner) feels about Pokemon or world building in general. Everything is whatever it needs to be in the moment consistency be danmed. You're wrong, but in a way, that doesn't matter, because even if GF had concrete opinions on anything they still one or three corporate entities that can answer what Pokemon are offically.
Hypocrites will say that THEIR catgirls can consent but also that MINE can't.
>>56846445>dumbass mentions PMD and Pokepark>gets reminded side series don’t match main series>dumbass acts like Gen 1 is declared non-canon>gets reminded he has poor reading comprehension That’s how it went, buddy. I’ll spell it out for you, so you’re less confused; PMD and Pokepark are not canon because they’re not part of the main series. >complete non-sequitursure, if you can’t comprehend the analogy, or the point that Pokemon are animals and not at all similar to hobbits.>33% owner of IPthis was done back in Gen 3, and any and all mentions of real world entities has been scrubbed out and changed appropriately. It was also reflected in the anime, so yeah, despite the “33%” ownership you keep pointing out, the developer’s words are final when it comes to the universe.By the way… in the two latest mainline games, Pokemon can eat human food, but it’s not strange, as real life animals can do so as well, to an extent. And yet, the anime itself constantly depicts Pokemon eating doggy kibble from dog bowls, and if in the rare instance they’re given a seat at a table, their food is usually incredibly simplistic and akin to what you feed real life animals, if you cook something for them.Stop the porn addiction, it’s clearly rotting your brain. This is the perfect month to cleanse yourself.
>>56846460I'm not calling you out for being a Pokephile but I AM calling you out for being a faggot. Mewtwo is one of the most masculine Pokemon in fucking existence, he's like Shadow the Hedgehog but a pokémon. Why are you trying to pretend he's a girl?
>>56846546Have you not watched the Genesect movie?
>>56846511I thought zoomer prudes preaching on 4chan was a joke before these posts.
>>56846550Have you not watched the very first pokémon movie
>>56846511>PMD and Pokepark are not canon because they’re not part of the main seriesThat is not how that works, Andor and Rouge One:A Starwars Story are canon to the offical Starwars canon despite not being mainline movies.>Pokemon are animals and not at all similar to hobbits. Hobbits are animals, and before you say it I did understand what you meant.>the developer’s words are final when it comes to the universe.No. Dumbledore does not have a canon sexuality in the books no matter how much J.K. Rowling wishes he did. If it's not in the Canon media, it's not in Canon.>in the two latest mainline games>the anime itself constantly depictsI don't care. Even if I came to see the mainline games and anime as you did, I wouldn't care. >You can't have sex with a Leafeon because in some but not all pieces of official media, they are not saipant and have the intelligence of a dog.Is a retarded line of ""logic""
>>56846621Did you know 50% of humans are male? Having sex with a human is gay!
>>56846564>knowing the dangers of porn addiction makes one a “prude”you’re that far gone, huh?
>>56846643Where's the porn? I just want to marry my fictional pokewife and live happily ever after in my mountainside cottage with my 3 children.
>>56846643>Anyone who thinks of sex is a porn addict>Why am I a prude.
>>56846643Projection desu
>>56846639>Andor and Rouge One:A Starwars StoryYes, that’s how it works. Pokemon Legends: Arceus is canon, because it takes place in the same universe and is acknowledged by Scarlet-Violet. To keep with the Star Wars comparison, PMD and Pokepark are as canon as Star Wars Detours.>and before you say itWhatever you say.>J.K. RowlingNot comparable to what I said. Rowling kept injecting bullshit via word of mouth after the conclusion of the Harry Potter series, Game Freak changed the universe’s rules WHILE the series is still active. It’s like when Black Isle decided to change the Fallout series’ vault-tec shelters to be from the benevolence of a corporation to a nation-wide controlled experiment of the last remaining non-irradiated humans in America.>I don't care. Thank you for finally being honest, at least. >Leafeon… retarded line of ""logic""I’m not surprised you used a cat-fox-dog in your example lol. If Leafeon is depicted as an animal in canon material, and a sapient being in non-canon material, it’s still an animal.
>>56846659don’t kid yourself, we all know you jerk to cartoon animal porn.>>56846660you post cropped porn and porn links all the time, don’t act coy.>>56846664>le projection!nice argument lmao
Game version legendary is the protagonist's dad.
>>56846788Pokepark is canon to Pokepark. There is not "the canon" only "the official canon" and/or "the main canon" All material is canon to itself at least.Saying the Book of Enoch isn't canon to Christianity is a false statement. Saying the Book of Enoch isn't canon to the main branches of Christianity is a far less blatantly false statement.Lefeons are not sapient in canons that includes media where they are portrayed as not sapient in the majority of the recent media.Lefeons are sapient in canons that includes media where they are portrayed as sapient in the majority of the recent media.>CanonWhat you said about how canon works in this segment of the post is correct. What you said in the last one was a different thing that was false.>Not comparable to what I saidIt totally is. You then follow this with a bunch of true things, which counter the idea that "the developers' word decides what canon is" which is the idea that I was countering in the first place.>animalYou keep using this word as an antonym for sapient, I do not think animal means what you think it does. Humans are animals and are sapient.You appear to have a big problem with communicating your ideas.
>>56846807>you post cropped porn and porn links all the time, don’t act coy. >Anyone who has seen porn is a porn addict>Why am I considered a prude.
>>56846511>And yet, the anime itself constantly depicts Pokemon eating doggy kibble from dog bowlsAnd this is also never depicted in the gamessearch the games high and low you will find 0 instances of kibble or dog bowlsPokémon have been depicted eating curry, sandwiches, poffins, Poke puffs, Poke beans, and berries but not once are they seen eating kibble and not once is there and in-game depiction of a dog bowlBut hey if you want to treat the anime as canon then be my guest, because doing so means you have to accept all the talking Pokémon in the anime as canon.
>>56846887>Humans are animals and are sapientHell, even among non-human animals you still have dolphins, orcas, most corvids, all the other great apes, and elephants.They're all probably intelligent and self aware with intelligence comparable to that of human children and teens.
>>56846923Do not have sex with real world Apes, or Dolphins, or Whales, or Birds, or any other non-human animal thank you.
>>56846928Well yes because as I said>intelligence comparable to that of human children and teensI'd not have sex with them for the same reason I'd not have sex with a minor.
>Fries all the nerves that control conscious locomotion and vocalization>Makes me hard and rides me while telling me how nobody would believe that a man was raped by a female... and how she'll kill me if I tell the authoritiesI am raping her because in a different piece of media, somewhere else, in a different canon, she is as intelligent as a rat and can't talk.
>>56846960Salazzle would have been a better example desu
>>56846983All female monsters can (and should) rape human boys. We can have the smelly lizard get all the fun.
>>56846897>And this is also never depicted in the gamesBoot up one of the games and check your home, there’s a fun little surprise next to your pet Pokémon’s bed.
>>56847119All human boys should surrender their seed to superior monster females and thank them for getting violated too.
>>56847190What game? They don't even depict pet beds
>>56847243I said open up the games, not look up the player’s bedroom.
>>56847297Site an example then niggerI've checked every interior of every game from gen 1-5 so far and there isn't shitI'm already part way through checking gen 6 and there still aren't any dog bowls
>>56847297Did GF figure out how to make it impossible to screenshot something?>>56847190>next to your pet Pokémon’s bed.Some human women and a lower number, but a number of human men use pet beds and pet bowls.
>>56847241Young virile boys have to go adventuring where female monsters gather around and compete to so who gets to keep him permanently.
>>56847413Rare but I'd like to see more of this one.
>>56846550To be fair, the Genesect movie is rather bad so I wouldn't be surprised if many people didn't watch it
Mightyena would never do what you're describing.
>>56848322Evil Darkie monsters will do whatever fits their sick, depraved desires.
>56846201>You can point at PMD and Pokepark all you want, but at the end of the day, these don’t exist in the mainline games.It doesn't matter whether it's pokepark, PMD, MSG or anime. What you think doesn't matter either, you can screech and squirm in pain as you deny or ignore every piece of evidence that Pokémon are not animals and never have been.At the end of the day, you will not convince anyone to your headcanon, least of all here. Why are you in this thread then? Trolling is forbidden outside of /b/.
>>56848517I don't think those 3 creatures would do that, unless you smelled particularly good to them for whatever reason. So as long as you shower, you should be safe.That might be hard if you're camping away from civilization though, in which case good luck. If you're lucky they'll just maul you first.
>>56847190>>56847243Absolutely BTFO KEK>captcha NX0WN
I want to hug a Lanturn guys
>>56849553This is one of those mons I always forget exists, despite it having a pretty sick typing.
>>56841306Pokémon have been stated to have their own language from the get-go, you dumb cunt. Meowth speaks englisgh, but also provides translation services for any and all around him when the pokémon of the day happened to say something of note. They even made reference to him being utterly unable to understand the Ultra Beasts in Gen 7, due to they all emerging into existence outside the pokémon world, thus they don't share a common language.And that's ignoring the multitude of "let's separate the trainers from their pokémon" episodes where the pokémon are invariably given subtitles to parse their vocalisations into human languages and the fact Ikue Ōtani received a script for every episode she voiced Satoshi/Ash's Pikachu, which she'd then use part-phrasings of the word "Pikachu" to deliver the lines. Pokémon are intelligent and from the evidence you're providing, are far more intelligent than you.
>>56846639Did you read the series since she said it? Because re-reading it after she said it made me go "huh, all there in the manual" but dickheads who take the movie as canon (Jo fucking hates what they did to her baby. Hell, She Who Planned It All had to outright fucking tell them to put Kreacher in M5 or they wouldn't be able to make M7/8 and have it work).>>56846788Rowling is filling out her world with some of the lore and backstories of characters she'd lived with since the 90's, as she very much sees the films as their own thing and nothing to do with her canon. Sadly many "Harry Potter" fans thought watching the movies was an adequate replacement for source material, then got mad online when Jo started disbursing more info about her canon.
>>56848689>in some select spotsIn other words, "where it divests from anything we've presented is non-canon. Anything lifted directly from us is fine and dandy".
>>56849553That is a very, very big Lanturn
>>56839656Cinderace owes me a rimjob
>>56849553>#171 ランターン Lanturn 1.2m 3'11" 横から見て、尾の先から鼻先まで From the tip of the tail to the tip of the nose, while looking at it from the sideI always thought lanturn was just fucking huge (there's a few pictures like this, and they're a classic surfmon so yeah) but I guess not.Maybe its an alpha, or a titan or a XXL alpha or whatever, it doesn't matter.
>>56846546see>>56846550The Mewtwo in the Genesect movie is female, meaning >>56846642 is correct and you, sir, are the faggot.Also those birthing hips are not masculine.
>>56847119Too small
>>56852431Salazzle are on average, just below chest level on the average man. I can't believe they removed X amount of Pokemon from Pokemon and all level design to make human animations and graphics equivalent to games from 19 years ago.
>>56851578People headcanon heights all the time and or never look at the heights in the first place. It's similar to how people draw Zacian/Zamazenta as the size of a regular dog when they are almost double the height of the SV protags>>56852431For me it's Totem Salazzle
>>56852753Every bit I've seen, it has her scaled to where she was in SwSh neck level with adults.>That image has human heads at cookie level with ZacianUnf.
>>56852753>or never look at the heights in the first placeThat and, Gamefreak themselves aren't always consistent or informative on what an actual pokemon's height means specifically
>>56853149gamefuck never got the memo unfortunatelywell, nevermind, actually they did and made a whole spreadsheet out of it. Confidental, for internal use only. Because fuck you, give us money, and then kill yourself immediately afterward because you are of no use to us anymore.
>>56853166Was the confidential stuff any more informative for height stuff? From the stuff I've seen it just regurgitates what's already known
>>56853186it literally explains what each mon's size actually means.Now its only a single short sentence per mon, but from there you can get all of the other metrics by other ways
>>56853166Well, they weren't using it because Zacian is like thrice the size she is in the previous games.
>>56853201Huh, I must of missed that, hopefully there's a more easily readable folder out there with it rather than just everything strewn about
Dude SV has the tiny legendary birds, too. I can't believe people take that game seriously compared to SwSh.
>>56853202oh, the model makers on the other hand, they didn't get that document.
>>56853202Their scaling on the models themselves has always been fucked
>>56852753Zacian's probably 9'2" from head to foot standing up. Which is still pretty damn big.
>>56853421Gay. I want her to be at kissing height when we are both standing. Not cunnilingus height when we are both standing.
>>56853524Probably wouldn't take much effort on her part either way.
Which pokémon are grapplers and wrestle with their trainers naked?
>>56854121any fighting-type
>>56854597>giant mienshaounf
uh, this thing dragging my cold limp body back to its nest, then trying to prod and poke my cock back to life but failing because im unconscious and suffering heavy blood loss
cat send help, I'm lonely
>>56854597Wish all the stuff on e6 wasn't gay, I'm just into choking
>>56856349Pikajota? Yeah, his older stuff was better but now it's all unbirthing
>>56856320You just need to live. Soon AI will take over, invent immortality, and give infinite resources we will all be taken to our own special planets, where all our desires will he met.
>>56856396I was talking about sex wrestling but wow thats fucking horrorific
>>56856396kind of sounds like insomniacovrlrd
>>56839656>>56840372yessir!>>56824080
>>56853285>>56854948Bird with fat legs spotted, must haunch hug.
>>56856986You draw this? Nice.
>>56857021yeh
>>56849553Fat fucking fish
so how do you guys like your yiff: anthro or feral?
>>56857264anthro wife and a harem of feral concubines
>>56857264on model eeveelutions
>>56857264Anthro/bipedal
>>56857264The fox of interest could go either way.
>>56857264feral is best
>>56857264I like both including off model (as long as it's not grossly so with retarded proportions) but I lean towards on model stuff.
>>56857264I came for my (pocket) monsters, I wanna have them, not someones cringe furrsona.
>>56857982Yeah, off-model is best when it's done in service of adding a bit more realism to a designA lot of designs, Zoroark's forearms or Lucario's facr for example, have parts that are basically just geometric primitives. Going off model to add some muscle definition and skeletal detail that would realistically be there if these were living creatures, is in my opinion a nice improvement.
>>56848322
>>56859418>>56858096Some off model skewing is also needed when a realistic body would be uncomfortable to love either for the trainer or the mon, or when there wouldn't be enough to hold in your hand otherwise.
>>56854948electroshock defibrillation and therapy
>>56857264Pokemon as they are. You should leave if you don't feel the same.
>>56860617This entirely. I will do my on model meowscarada wife the same as my on model glaceon wife
>>56854948Why are you suffering heavy blood loss are you stupid
>>56860617>he says, posting one that's already anthro>>56857923...it's been forever since I've seen the actual box art for that game and not "Tooth Man"
>>56858096>Yeah, off-model is best when it's done in service of adding a bit more realism to a designI don't mind stuff like giving mons tits but pretty much only on ones that already have an "anthro-like" design but there's some I still dislike tits on anyways like Braixen or Weavile and some where I like/prefer tits, including huge ones like on Delphox or Gardevoir but I still like them completely on model too.Quadrupeds or ones that are tiny or have specific body shapes I strongly prefer only on model and some of those I only like on model. Pikachu is one of my favs but most of the off model Pikachu art is grotesque looking and the off model anthro Pikachus are even more grotesque. Latias, Mawile, Lapras, Miltank and Primarina are some of the others who embody that for me, they look extremely weird when made into an anthro, especially shit like giving Primarina/Latias legs and feet.>>56859418>>56859449I want Mightyena to sit on me
>>56861185my body was just dragged up a mountain by a large bird
>>56846643I'm convinced every puritan nigger is underage and shouldn't be here, go back to twitter faggot.
>>56857264Anthro. Feralfags are annoying preachy retards.
>>56861187An feralized """Lucario""" is no less of a non-pokemon than an anthropomorphized """Flareon""".
>>56861581She is a divine godess not some garden variety Ostrich.
>>56859449>>56859418Mightyena is an evil monster (with canine characteristics) she would love getting male attention. Willing "prey".
>>56861683well maybe the large bird shouldn't have jumped me and knocked me out, then it wouldnt have to resort to dragging me up
>>56862509I can't say the spiky ostrich does it for me, but you keep right on enjoying your bird waifu.
>>56857264on-model, so it depends
>>56861676No, but it's a very easy, low-weight statement to make when your preferred 'mon is already "easily palatable" as-is.
big?
>>56865538Big
>>56866088Fucking Gamefreak.I was (relatively) normal until they made Zoroark
>>56865538sylvlets, when will they fucking learn
>>56866088>>56866094
>>56864555Lucario is absolutely not my favorite. Even if I did have an anthro favorite, why are you trying to make this some faggoty oppression olympics?
Benchpressing with the grasscat!
>>56866088cute zark! CUTE!
Underage males and adult monsters.
>>56868000that cat is holding one helluva plank
damn, I was hoping this general would last a few more iterations before dying. i liked this much better than /spt/
>>56857517his type coverage is terrible
>>56857264I don't care as long their cunt isn't a generic humanoid clam.
>>56868000Goodness gracious
>>56873075I'd be scared to be surrounded by monsters lile those
>>56875480Just finished this one up.
>>56875480>>56875609Cute! grumpy Sylveon is maximum pettable
Bumperino
I wish I never realized how quadruped anatomy worked. So many images have been ruined because I know they could never get into that "sexy" position without breaking their legs.
>>56877384Time to get creative.
>>56877592I can imagine many sexy poses for quadrupeds to take. Just many pre-existing pieces of art are turn offs now.
>>56877817Are you capable of drawing for commissioning art?
>>56877822Not to the level I'd consider posting and definitely not. AI killed my motivation to get better at traditional art, so I probably never will be.
>>56877856>AI killed my motivation to get better at traditional art, so I probably never will be.It shouldn't, it's nice sure. But anything you create manually has more intrinsic value. Drawn portraits are practically irrelevant but even the crudest ones are impressive on some level. It doesn't even need to need traditional art.
>>56877864No amount of effort put into making a piece of shit not a piece of shit. If a God that could not lie came down the hill and told me Leonardo da Vinci never existed and that the Mona Lisa spontaneously materialized from random noise in the universe it would still be the Mona Lisa.A horses 5 mile time isn't better than a cars because the horse tried harder.
>>56877923So what, we just forgot the joy of creation now?
>>56877929Many people make tables for fun when a machine can do it better.Many people raise horses when cars transport more things better.Most people who did carpentry didn't do it for the love of the craft they did it because they wanted a table. I don't see why art wouldn't be the same way.
>>56877939Do people not hand craft tables any more
>>56877856AI can provide linework and color but it takes a human to create artistry bro.The only thing AI replaces are twitter porn commisionees who were only good for lines and color anyway.
>>56877942For any practical reason. Only for specialty tables, but that's because the machines that make tables are expensive, not because the machine couldn't>>56877944I don't value intangible and invisible attributes. I don't believe such things exist in any meaningful way.If you are accusing AI images of lacking the other material aspects of art, we either disagree on definitions or you are lying.
>>56877923>>56877939>>56877991So you're a gay defeatist "nothing matters" nigger. Okay. Remember to go down the street, not across the road when you cut your wrists.
>>56877991I'm saying AI can create good looking pictures but good looking pictures aren't enough for a masterpiece. How many people go to art school vs How many of them create timeless pieces? Knowing the technique is not enough.
>>56878050Jackson Pollock paintings sit in massive museums and have existed in the minds of the masses for 75 years with no sign of tapering off. Jackson Pollock paintings are random noise, completely worthless, masterpiece as used by the general public has no objective qualities seems to me its just winning a popularity contest for a long time.>>56878023>Magical things that you can prove exist don't matter>This gets interpreted as "nothing matters".
>>56878050Art School is a scam, but the phrase "timeless masterpiece" is pure pretentiousness.>>56878023NTA but nothing has any inherent value. That just means things only have what value you assign them. Yes, before you say anything, that means - to you - his life and my life and maybe even your own life might not have meaning to you, but they might to someone else.Also, speaking from experience, drawing fucking sucks ass, especially when you plateau like a motherfucker and get mogged by AI. I will gladly admit AI > Me in every way that actually matters, and no amount of MUH SOVL shitposting will change that, the only difference between human and AI art is the time and effort required and if you can train the model or not. A well-trained AI can absolutely mog most at the very least me.
Our kits excited to see their mom (she has no child raising skills)
>>56878587Adorable
>>56878587>See a single man who has a female ninetales.YOUJUSTKNOW
>>56880392>SingleIf he's got a Ninetales with him, he's obviously not a bachelor.
Sparring with cinderace and jobbing on purpose so she chokes me
nidorina
>>56881930
>>56882165this but +consent and -oral (we only do vaginal in this household like arceus intended)
>>56882195
>>56882202Is she asking if I do, or asking what it means? Well, I suppose I'm willing to help either way.
>OH HE TAPPED IT IS ALL OVER
>>56882259I'd tap that if you know what I mean
>>56882894No you'd just tap out
>>56880392>HasSlavery is wrong
>>56883545People have spouses, Anon. They also have siblings, have parents, have kids...You're thinking of "owns."
>>56883547With in the sentence provided those are the same things. He was describing "having" a Ninetails like "having" a dog not like "having" a wife.
hmm
>>56884169imagine them licking you at the same time
>>56884557>one searing hot, one ice coldowie!
>>56884563Temperature play isn't unheard of.
...would Pokemon have to show ID to drink?
>>56886220Why would monsters get high off the same things humans do?
>>56887137If they're mammalian, odds are good that many psychoactive substances work for them as well, if in differing amounts/effect.Also, because it's fun.
>>56839656>All the hmpf art which is now lost media because it was only backed up on e621.I hate myself because I was one of the frequent contributors to upload content to e621 and I didn't bother to upload it elsewhere too.Never trust furfags. I'll never forgive e621, fuck those coward faggots.
>>56888366>e6Fair punishment for being unable to filter out these disgusting creatures.
>>56884563They can control their temperatures, it wouldn't be that extreme
>>56888366I got banned on e6 because some fag posted cp and I called him a sick fuck
>>56888366We would hate to upset the French government? Hosting eu6__ and e6__ and just having the normal version be available to all the people who live in governments who have actual crime to prosecute instead of dictating what people can/can't draw.
>Opt into seeing something>Complain about drawing>Gets bannedDeserved
bunny marriage
>>56882232No, she's a monster. She's mocking your idea of needing consent, she's going to fuck you whether you want to or not. Then she is going to make you botgle feed your kids.
beaut
>>56890588Typedo...
>>56888366Most of it was archived by Rome. No thumbnails, tho. And some files are corrupted.
Kitsuneyokai's "remake" pokemon comic suck ass. The whole point of it was human x feral pokemon action. But he changed pokemon into anthro, and changed human into a furry. It doesn't make any sense, why the fuck some critters would be trainers, and some critters would be trainees? There's even some custom anthro kitsune species, when Ninetales already exists.Good thing his original comics still exist.
Pokmon boobies
>>56841315Fun fact Pikachu actually somewhat speaksFor example when he calls Ash he always says pikapi This is because Ash’s Japanese name is Satochi which sounds like pikapi.
>>56895852Damn. Grooming pokemon can really make a difference.
behold, snek wife
>>56899904Why is she poking me?
I'm going to maidpost and you can't stop me
>>56900089teasing you prob>>56900098sure thread seems to be dying anyways
>>56900185>sure thread seems to be dying anywaysvery sad news. I will continue to keep this thread to the beat of my power because I liked the idea of a sfw only thread, and the idea of a human male/poke female only thread unlike spt
>>56900656I worry that there's just not much sfw content in this milieu period
>>56843861
>>56900773Sophisticated imitation. Basically like parrot's imitation, but trillion times more complex. There is no internal monologue. Basically a P-zombie shell around an animal, used as a survival technique.
>>56901108This is why the logical positivists should be lined up and shot. Just because the qualia can't be objectively observed don't mean you can just presume them to be absent. Any cogent explanation that hinges on the absence of an internal frame of reference is infinitely more complex and less justifiable than assuming an analogous internal experience to your own, or else you might as well go fully solipsistic and presume there is only one intellect at all.
>>56901108I often wonder why the same guy constantly stalks these threads trying to convince people that human on pokemon romance is bad and sad. Like holy shit, nobody cares about your shitty headcanon.
Cuddled up against my wifes belly, she's all full of cooked meat and cum. Her comforting warm pulsing down my body, soft fur covering my head and shoulders. Imagine.
>>56901952>headcanonProjecting much?
>>56902761Anon, canon agrees humans and pokémon get it on. Game Freak wouldn't have sat over the last 30 years dropping hints to the reality of their universe if they didn't agree to that outlook and the fact the teraleak only went and CONFIRMED they have NO issue with Poképhilia just proves anything that doesn't similarly agree with that outlook on their world is headcanon. That includes spergy immature retards crying "nuuuu pokeymans KANT have sexi with humies", which are irrelevant to the topic at hand. They're not Game Freak and don't follow Game Freak;s canon, thus are bty definition pushing headcanon.
Milotic is so pretty, and their call is amazing. I wish I could go swimming with my Milotic wife.
Why is THE god like this?
>>56903558Not "the" god. It's only act is creating Dialga and Palkia. If anything, Mew is more important, as an Allmother of all pokemon (including Arceus).
>>56903727>creating Dialga and PalkiaWhich it did by turning into a human woman, meeting a man, and getting pregnant.
>>56903747>Woah my tastes are so exotic>Looks under the cover>only will fuck things that look exactly like a human
>>56903727>Mew is more important, as an Allmother of all pokemon (including Arceus).But that's wrong you retard
Boo! Plant
>>56904446The man had no idea she was actually a llama at the time.
femceleon wife..
>>56905101She should cover those feet.
>>56907207Lucky guy
>>56907548there are drawbacks
What would you do?
>>56908345Mindbreak her
>>56908345marry her
>>56908512Pokemon are meant to be controlledMonsters to serve man
>>56909248Actualy men are the ones who serve pokemon. The whole point of human civilization is to train pokemon. There's a reason that in universes where pokemon can train themselves (via dungeon delving) humans are absent.
>>56908345Tell her I was already planning on doing that and ask again which wish she wants granted.
>>56908345>implying I wouldn't have married her already
>>56910220>With a baby pokemonGulag.
>>56910237
>>56910307Please feed this creature.
>>56908345Would love a story of a pokemon trying to marry their trainer.
>>56912341She will destroy your penis.
>>56908345dynamax her
>>56839728
>>56914596>Bipedal foxThat's a mustelid, bro
I want a zoroark wife and to raise plenty of zorua with her.
>>56908345MarryWho am I to oppose my phox waifu when she's basicaly throwing herself at me
>>56915879
>>56912341You're insane
Young boys getting ridden for hours by an alpha monster's pussy?
Nidoqueen "can't breed" because they shift their physical receptiveness from Pokemon to Humans. Nidoqueen develops human-like breasts to appeal to human males.
>>56917163The only Ash ship I support
>>56917172What are your thoughts on Bayleaf?
>>56917217Nothing against her, but I wonder if Ash would actually give her want she wanted out of life. The kid just isn't much of a plant at heart.
>She just tasted her own cooking>She just cooked as a way to trick you into ingesting a date rape drug>She is using drugs because any other psychic type would be able to tell if she did something to you recently.
>Delphox is 4'11"I wanna carry her over my shoulder.
>>56915791How many is too many? How many is enough?
>>56919478on the other hand, pokemon sizes range. I want an alpha Delphox to carry me over her shoulder
>>56917172
HumanWomanFags Eternaly BTFO
>>5691951610 is too many. 6 is enough... at steady state.
>>56920781>6 is enough...There's 4-5 pups in the litter, tho. That's just 1-2 litters.
>>56920804Just one litter at a time my dude. Start the next one when the preceeding one is moved out.
>>56920834Soon Zorua will be the dominant lifeform in unova
See you all in the next thread!
