Eeveelutions aren't the small, cozy lapdogcatfoxes you thought they were. They're big.
imagine
alpha eevees
>>56840934How big alpha sylveon is?
>>56840934Is it a pokephile doujin cover?
>>56840934even better
>>56840934>Leafeon, glaceon. umbreon and espeon are the only eeveelutions without "Collars" These shitters don't fit at all
>>56840934Holy kino
Those heights are supposed to be body lengths, even when a Pokemon isn't a snake or Furret
>>56840934Aren't they measured head to tail? They aren't that big in the games either.
>>56840934>Delcatty is larger than every Eeveelution Wow so scary
>>56841365No they're not. Quadrupeds always get their height measured to the withers.>>56841613Lengths aren't heights retard. And the bottom of the OP image shows off their in-game heights.
>>56840934Size variations exist. The smallest Umbreon can still be around 2'7", if 3'3" is the average. It's not 2'1" but you can find ones closer to the anime scale
>>56842013Those are some big eeveelutions. Perfect for hugs.
>>56841365it’s inconsistent. do you really think salamence is only supposed to be 5 feet long when this is how it’s depicted in the anime?
They're also Chappy!
>>56842420Lovingly (and forcibly) rimming Hunter J until she becomes a good girl.
>>56840934>>56842420With the canonization of the different sizes there is no point in this type of threads, you can simply say that X pokemon is a size variable.
>>56842602You just know
>>56840934I think your issue here is thinking Brock is 5'10" or Ash is 5 feet tall at 10 years old.
>>56840934>>56842615>thisAsh official height is 140cm (4'5) Normal for a 10yo Japanese kid, the mistake is to think of him as a western kidhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210219050737/https://pokemonday.pokemon.co.jp/tips/065/
>>56842610the big one is female
>>56842615>>56842719That would make the eeveelutions even bigger than those shown on the image. Those are dex sizes.
>>56843060Look, so as not to get into an endless discussion, I think PLGPE had a function to show heights using Oak as a comparison, take that as your official base, but being honest, most will always take the anime as a reference because it is the most well-known format, regardless of its accuracy.
>>56842013The one on the furthest right is the most fuggable
>>56842615Surge is 10ft tall What a chad
>>56842615Surge and his crew chugs down Dynamax sports drinks on the reg
You still need to let them snuggle on your lap, no matter how big they get!
I like big dogs so I see this as a win
>>56840934The leaks have measurement guides for a lot of pokemon, like Vulpix' includes the hair, Fennekin's excludes the ears, and Pidgeot is head to tail, not including the crest.Post those for the eeveelutions or gtfo
>>56842013>Quadrupeds always get their height measured to the withers.And yet Vulpix' height explicitly includes the "hair"
>>56842097>tfw no Minitales
>>56842726>the big one is femaleYOU JUST KNOW.
>>56843291I need the Jolteon booty
>>56840934>>56843307#018 Pidgeot 1.5m 地に立った状態で正面から見て足先~頭頂部 ※トサカ含む From the toes to the top of the head when standing on the ground and looking from the front. *Including the crest#018 Mega Pidgeot 2.2m 正面から見て足先~頭頂部(赤いトサカ含まず) From the front, from the toes to the top of the head (not including the red crest)#037 Vulpix 0.6m 正面から見て足先~頭頂部 ※頭部の毛含む From the front, from the toes to the top of the head *including the hair on the head#653 Fennekin 0.4m 足~頭頂部 ※耳は除く Feet to top of head *Excluding earsAnd as a bonus:#133 Eevee 0.3m 正面から見て足先~耳先 From the front, from the toes to the ears#134 Vaporeon 1.0m 正面から見て足先~頭部のヒレ先 From the front, from the tip of the foot to the tip of the fin on the head#136 Flareon 0.9m 正面から見て足先~耳先 From the front, from the toes to the ears#135 Jolteon 0.8m 正面から見て足先~耳先 From the front, from the toes to the ears#196 Espeon 0.9m 正面から見て足先から耳の先まで From the front, from the toes to the tips of the ears#197 Umbreon 1.0m 正面から見て足先から耳の先まで From the front, from the toes to the tips of the ears#471 Glaceon 0.8m 正面から見て足先~耳先 From the front, from the toes to the ears#470 Leafeon 1.0m 正面から見て足先~耳先 From the front, from the toes to the ears#700 Sylveon 1.0m 足~耳先端 Feet to ear tipsOP ought to print this out, and shove the printout up his ass.
fluff
>>56844893Thanks anonI misremembered the measurement points of pidgeot.Actually having something to scale these fuckers off of is so cool, I can't wait for these to become widespread Forget the cannon ages and shoe sizes of pokegirls, I just want to know where the fuck I'm putting my ruler on a cartoon foxdog
>>56840934Sexo
>>56844893How the fuck is this not public information? God, fuck Game Freak
Jolteon sleeping on my lap, and then she gets startled in her sleep and electrocutes me and impales me with 84 spikes at the same time.
>>56842602I really like these size comparison collages.But this gives me the idea of your Pokemon physically growing larger as you level it up.For example, Pokemon like Lapras are massive they second they hatch out of an egg.So what if, when you first hatch a Level 1 Lapras, it starts out super tiny?Then, as you train it and level it up, it physically grows larger into its predetermined size?Maybe at Level 50 it stops growing. But not all Level 50 Lapras would be the same size. >Hatch two Lapras eggs>One has a max size value in XS range, one in 2XL range>Both start at the same minimum size, well below even 3XS>As you level them up, they start growing into their max size value, hitting it at Level 50>The XS one grows more slowly, since it doesn't need to grow so much to hit max size>The 2XL one grows more rapidly since it needs to hit its higher max size at the same time
>>56846962At this size, Sylveon actually is big enough to do some small tentacle scenes with you with the meat ribbons
>>56840934glaceonbros we are fucking manlets how do we cope
>>56842602Is there a Rhyperior one?
>>56847480nooo
>>56844893Could you tell me how they do it for Zacian, Zamazenta, Zekrom and Kyurem-base please?
>>56844893Any more?
>>56842420Do you know what perspective is anon? Surely you don't think the guy on top of the Salamance is a super human that's 3x the size of the other people there?
Everyone knows pokemon heights are bullshit but just by measuring the pictures it's clear their intention was to include the ears in their heights because they match up perfectly, while the bottom pic arbitrarily uses the centre of the face as the top of the height for some reason.
>>56848824she’s a full grown woman and she’s fucking riding on its back. she would jot look that much smaller than it if it was 5 feet long.
>>56843302WHY IS HE SO SMUG?!
>>56848057Still the best by a longshot
>>56844893What do they mean by>to the earsIs that the base of the ear, or is it the point/end of the earSylveon makes sense because it mentions tips specifically, but the rest just dont.
>>56848760https://pastebin.com/dqrti2cS This was a fucking bitch to put togethermake sure to let me know where I fucked up on it
>>56841206Nope, but this pic certainly is.
>>56853293He's getting laid
>>56840934Just right height no bending required
>>56854395Thank you for your service, anon
>>56854395>mistakes Houndoom names(I messed that up myself)
>>56855290honestly I don't even know how the fuck that happened
>>56843199You mean Pikachu with a Luigi hat?you're sick, anon. at least take the hat off.
perfect size for... lets justr say.... my peanits
>>56855733Now I understand why TPC games are a disaster, their workers spend all day sleeping or sniffing each other's asses.
>>56855733imagine the smell
Made for big snuggles
>>56842615Hokuto no Ken kind of nigga.
I know and I still love them
>>56841340>Half of all the eeveelutions don't have collarsWhen does it just become normal for them not to?
>>56840934That means they can take a human cock
>>56861978You can too so do me a favor and fuck yourself
>>56861970Atsuko Nishida was given free reign to make the post-Kanto Eeveelutions, she didn't have to make them match Jolt/Flareon.
>>56861970No, but Leafeon has a hippie tie, Glaceon has a Russian Ushanka, and Sylveon has fancy ribbons.Only Umbreon and Espeon are shameless exhibitionists running around naked, NAKED!!
>>56843199fag
>>56857365I need an eeveelution wife so bad
>>56840934Are they measured toe to shoulder or nose to tail?
>>56871145>Their natural reaction to seeing Penny getting undressed
>>56847535pixelmon kind of did this but not to such an extreme, I wanna say they gained about 25% of their total size from level 1 to 100
>>56855733>mein gott
>>56840980Why the fuck does gamefreak measure height by the tops of their heads/ears? Literally everywhere in the world measures dogs and cats from paw to shoulder. Incompetent hacks
>>56883780Because they have no idea what they're doing, as evidenced by the many different metrics that they themselves use.
>>56840934Yeah, they are. The top of the image shows that they are.>b-b-but in the games-Who the fuck cares about the games lmao
>>56883780The in-game height comparison tool measures the lowest pixel on a sprite to the highest pixel, and the small indie company is too small to make exceptions except for snakes that obviously aren't 20 feet tall.
>>56840934Beeg dog
>>56876912>>56876904>>56876893mcgmark is goated
>>56842420>5 feet longHeight in quadrapeds is typically a standing measurement from the ground to the shoulder. Not nose-to-tail.
>>56845937That makes some of the Eevees look much better than their canon counterparts.
>>56883780maybe because Pokemon's heads are massive compared to animal's because they're cartoons with exaggerated features. eevee's head is like, nearly 50% of its height in that picture.
>>56886234I wish a giant Espeon did that to me
>>56840934>Dex heights>Canon
>>56845937>I just realizes that Umbreon ears have no openings in any of the official media WTF, how does it hear then?
>>56902833It just works™
>>56840934Perfect height <3
>>56840981Bigger than lumiose
>>56871145
Can't believe that it is actually confirmed that fanart cucked us out of a new eeveelution.
>>56883780welcome to gamefuck
>>56916702Looks like he forgot to sex-ed his Eevee/Umbreon about condoms.
>>56840981
>>56902833That's true for lots of Pokemon
>no dragon steel fighting ghost bug and flying eeveefuck you
>>56853441These seem to be written in groups by generation, so either different people wrote them, or they weren't in the exact same mindset.Either way, alot of these say 耳先 which means tips of the ears, and the translator fucked up.But there's no way on the planet that we'll ever get a translation of this whole thing that isn't a schizo machine translation.
>They're bigNot big enough
>>56843297>>56843291Bigger!
Smeargle is also suprizingly big, imagine how huge a XXXL one is…
What kind of Macrofag is more insane, the one who's into voreshit or the one who isn't?
>>56939660B-b-bigger?
>>56939660They're big enough already
>>56943452No such th--... on second thought, maybe you're right.
>>56942351What’s going on here?
>>56945200Having a vaguely balanced team of 3 is okay. Bringing 8 'mons when your opponent has 3 or 6 at most is not.
>>56842013>Lengths aren't heights retard.IIRC what's happening is that the word they use for "height" in Japanese actually just means something more generic, like "size". Even if I remembered incorrectly, it still doesnt mean height 100% of the time. There was an excellent example a while back showing how they officially measured Dragonite flying horizontally with length instead of height in reference art and it matched the Pokedex.
>>56840934the size and weight of pokemon in the pokedex is lazily bullshitted as a last minute thing and they dont actually mean anything
Whoops, sorry :( But thanks for taking good care of these cuties!
