This Biological Binary is Official and Valid
I wanna deflower Eevee
I wanna fuck male Eevee while female Eevee sucks him off.
>>56888159Wait, it's not a heart??
>>56888159Why don't female Eevee in Johto, Hoenn, Orre, Kalos, or Alola look like this?
>>56888352Retcon.
What about enbies like Metagross or Diancie?
>>56888401>MetagrossHas one but it's unknown to everything but Ditto>DiancieHas one but it's unknown to everyoneThere's a reason it's officially labeled Gender Unknown (性別不明) and not Genderless or something like that
>>56888401Metagross is MaleDiancie is Female
>>56888159why my male eevee dressing like this in unite?
>>56890240You're the one dressing it!Isn't there lots of male Pokémon in dresses in Unite?
It's also visible in this Chappy!
>>56888159Enbies are canon too thoughAnd lots of "gender unknown" which could include things like hermaphrodites>>56888225Based
>>56888225i wanna get fucked by male eevee while balls deep in female eevee
>>56891884name a single mammalian species that are hermaphrodites
>>56891923>mammalianAre all Pokémon mammals? No. So why does that matter?
>>56891923freemartin cows, narave pigs, six different species of moles, rare but harmless intersex condition found in humans, goats, dogs, horses, maned lionesses, etc
>>56891986I said species, implying I meant the overall population of a species as a wholedo humans born with two x and one y sex chromosome exist? yes. can they reproduce and are they considered a separate species? no.also, using non-binary to describe hermaphrodites is inaccurate because hermaphrodites are a combination, not an absence
>>56892027Dittos are non-binary tho
fuck you eevee
>>56892117is this the one where she "rides" his finger?
>>56890240It's because Fashionable Style isn't a girl outfit, I'm pretty sure the Checkered Style outfits in Unite swaps the Eeevees to females.
>>56888352The same reason why Female and Male Pikachu had the same sprite in G1-G3
>>56888352Too much testosterone in the water
>>56890240Clothed Sex with male sylveon
>>56892878It looks girly because it leaves the behind open like a skirt
>>56888159I thought those were pictures of their anuses for a second.
>>56895689
>>56888352Those places cannot afford real women
There's plenty of existing Pokémon that could use Gender differences. Eevee isn't one of them but OK I guess we got one.
>>56888352The method of tidily brushing Eevee tail fur was still under development at the time
>>56888225I want to fuck male eevee while female eevee worships my balls
Eevee is loafing around!
Anybody knows if the latest datamining incident revealed any scrapped gender dimorphism proposals for Sylveon?
>>56902733They stopped doing gender differences right after the gen that introduced them, anon
>>56903161>They stopped doing gender differences right after the gen that introduced them, anonOfficially introduced in G4 (G1 had a prototype example with Nidoran, and G3 with Volbeat and Illumise)G5: Unfezant, Jellicent lineG6: Pyroar, MeowsticG8: Indeedee, Basculegion, Eevee*G9: OinkologneJust like babies and fossils, they are features that remain in the franchise, only to a lesser extent, this will happen with the regional, convergent ones, at some point we will have so many gimmicks that each new region will only have 1-2 examples to make room for the new gimmick of the moment.
>>56902733>female umbreon>"let's just hack its ears off"
>>56902733>>56904915Only Vaporeon makes sense due to its fish-like characteristics, where many male fish exhibit larger and more showy fins, the rest of the Eevees are more attached to canids/felids and the dimorphism is not so marked in most of those species.Perhaps playing with the idea of manes in certain male felines or the fluffy dewlap of female rabbits (This was done with G.Eeevee)Giving different leaves to Leafeon, some plants present sexual dimorphism. Or something like VenasaurAnd as a touch of humor there are rules of etiquette for bows on men's and women's clothing, this could be implemented in Sylveon.
>>56888225Based.
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>>56907023Yep. This one makes the schlop sound.
I want to raise and train an Eevee to be a Fairy Type Pokemon killing machineWhat advice do you have for me?
>>56891777Is this an instruction manual for giants?
>>56888225I'm not gay so I can't agree.
>>56888159Noticed. Next time I make Eevee porn I'll keep the difference in mind
>>56888445If Mewtwo or Porygon are made by humans then why is their gender unknown to even their creators?
Wrong thread :(
>>56888159There can only be 2 genders and its based on biological sex
>eeveelution comic is now about Palworld due to copystrike trollIt's still nice, but...
>>56929043They were intending to create an artifice without gender
>>56929043>unknownMore like none.Porygon is a program so anything that hasn't been manually defined doesn't exist.Mewtwo is a genetic abomination and probably has some undifferentiated and non-functional genitals somewhere in there. Dysfunctional hormonal glands might also explain its mood, poor thing is probably forever stuck in teenage-brain mode.
>>56917486she better be a female is you want a sylveon
>>56931810>>56932874>>56933905>>56934663How many of those do you fucking have?Not that I'm complaining, just surprised there was many more than just the first one.
>>56934882https://files.catbox.moe/khegr7.mp4There's a couple more in webms instead of gifs, but I dunno where I put them
>>56892878That was just a bug for Umbreon that got fixed later. A shame really. Could of had the idea that different outfits are technically different pokemon but I guess they want to keep each Pokemon being a singular instance of itself
Wrong thread again :(
>>56935642>sniffing each other's ass like dogsOh no no no
waggywaggywaggywaggywaggy
>>56923628For Eevees using minimize
Almost forgot the Eevee Day sammich!
