>autist OP count: 108>threads since counter: 114Previous thread:>>56795477Rusefox GF pastebin:https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.mdZoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown):https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.mdUntitled fic (deceptive Zoro GF):https://pastebin.com/MpCifp8uMega Ruse (chronicles of freakin' huge ruse foxes):https://rentry.org/ygcg7838
Good morning, /ruse/
>>56897618>Alolan Ninetales>In /ruse/Ironic
>>56898565They're both white, snowy, regional foxes
>>56898939how can zoroark be a fox when it doesn't have a tail
>>56902625>how can zoroark be a fox when it doesn't have a tailIt does
>Your Zoroark has become quite the gourmand since living in human society with you>She has taken quite the liking to Marshmallow Fluff>Your shampoo and water bills have suffered as a result
>>56904121>Depicted: marshmallow fluff drawn with the glue brush
Is zoroark plantigrade or digitigrade? They are always depicted with very human-like knees. Their legs aren't like other digitigrade bipeds, such as lucario or meowscarada. The bottom of their feet are flat, even if they are mostly seen standing on their toes/balls.
>>56904536Their bones and muscles are a shifting cloud of illusions. Scientists have yet to get a consistent understanding of how they work.
>>56904536They do both, which makes them facultative bipeds.
>>56904536>they are mostly seen standing on their balls.Ouch!Wait, their own or each other's?
>>56904756Oh you!YOURS
POV: she doesn't like buttstuff (yet)
>>56906580
>>56911327>all are correct
I am not a gay but I would marry zoroark
>>56911670I would a Zoroark of either gender TBQHWYRN
Wouldn't your other Pokemon get jealous that you are giving her more attention? Or would you not even have a team of Pokemon and just only have a Zoroark?
>>56912222Probably just have one or two Zoroark. With how close they are to humans, it feels right to treat them more exclusively. Also checked
>>56911933zorosexual
>>56912222I don't really want an adventure. I just want a Zoro-wife.
>>56912222Most people in pokemon don't have full teams. It seems normal to have a single partner pokemon if you aren't a dedicated trainer. Veteran trainers also don't have full teams, so it could be that most pokemon view the trainer relationship as transitory; a temporary arrangement to get stronger, with only the close relationships sticking around.
>>56912870>tfw your Zoroark is a better and more motivated trainer than you>She basically uses you as a proxy to compete in the local league
>>56913835>She later finds out that Pokemon are allowed to become trainers, and the charade was not needed>She keeps it up anyway because it's funny
How big do you like your Zoroarks?
>>56916235Big enough to be big, but not so much they’re uncomfortable with doors and cars and such, as lovable as that is.
>>56916847I need about twice as many as this.
>>56917160It takes everything a man has to satisfy one human woman, and you expect to satisfy the needs of eight Zorks? I'm sure they're less demanding than human women but not that much less demanding
>>56917160>>56917168Imagine them constantly switching up on which one is which just to make sure you are giving them proper attention individually.
>>56916235A foot taller than me.
>>56912222Your other pokemon might get jealous.But on some level they'd know you're the alpha male and she's the alpha female of your "pack". Gotta respect that.
>>56916235BigI want to be like a doll for her
>>56920309I would make 2 alpha females with me.
>>56923111>"But why does it make you laugh so much?">"He only said 'for you.'">"...">"You're giggling again.">"I don't get it.">"Bring up the dancing meowth again."
>>5692130 b,0I like this Pic. Shows both are capable of violence, but in different flavors. Unovan zoroark is the sinister rogue. Hisuian zoroark is the cracked out berserker.
>>56926160Jeez I don't know how I messed up the reply. Meant for >>56921300
>>56902158dynamic
>>56911933same
>>56931323>Zoroark if he Steel
>>56937269It can’t be easy being both undead, and the mother of undead kids
>>56931360Zoroark if he steal *imagine there's a picture of Zoroark in a stereotypical burglar outfit running away with a comically large sack of money with a dollar sign on it*
>>56937876*woosh*
Apparently Zoroark day is a thing. No idea WHY today (or maybe yesterday) would be Zoroark Day, but the compulsive Zoroark artist I follow on Pixiv made an art for it.
>>56938071Big paws and claws.
I need him to become real before I'll finally get around killing myself if Putin won't nuke Kiyv before this year ends.
Wee loafing beastie
>>56939480Beta zork won't save you.
>Your shoe’s untied!>Ha! Gotcha!
>>56944828I don't need saving, all I want is for him to rape me to death (optionally together with his Onryofox GF who feeds on human agony).
