Thoughts on the "healer" archtype in pokemon?
>>56924356I want them to fart on me
>>56924356Girl type.
>>56924356Cute Audino
>>56924356audino is dogshit both design wise and gameplay wise but the other two are good
>>56924357Will you fart on them in return?
>>56924382Wrong opinion
I have to wonder how Audinos survive in the wildChansey has a shit ton of bulk and can fight Indeedee has psychic powers to defend itselfHow the fuck does Audino not get got by everything that looks at it
>>56924421They breed a lot and leave a lot of offsprings.
>>56924356Healing pulse should never been distributed to other mons
>>56924421they probably work like cleaner fishthey heal everyone so everyone leaves them alone because you don't want to have a bad rep with the audino healing stations
>>56924421They will probably actually fuck anything up in their areas if they try. Its pokemon.
>>56924421the unovans call them "nature's onahole" for a reason
>>56924356notice how all of them are usefull beside the unova one, in spite of it having a mega
>>56924510i bet her penis is better then yours doe
>>56924356I think more support/cleric archetypal Pokemon and moves could use more ideas and exploring.
>>56924510Why are you trying to turn this in to a genwar thread
>>56924356I like them but unfortunately the game mechanics of Pokemon don't lend well to the usual White Mage archetype. For single player, if you need to heal your Mons then you're gonna use potions rather than a whole move, not to mention the overwhelming majority of the game are single battles.
>>56924590I never use items despite the game allowing it and i do look down on people who use game play mechanics that shouldn't be needed.
>>56924469I heard that there are some rare surprisingly high-leveled Audino out there
>you have to do 700% of this mons healthbar to continue playing the gameevery time i see fat pink pieces of shit on the opponents team i think less of them. at least based recover spam mons of the past like hippo or celebi had stuff they did for the team. roost spammers and pink shit literally just exist to grind the game to a halt or hax the fuck out of your team
>>56924704Just use a fighting type bro
>>56924606>>56924590Yeah moves like Recover and Heal Bell (alongside their clones) are only good when you decide to not use items in battle, makes the games way more fun too.
>>56924356They make the best wives
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>>56924606>I'm too good to use one of the many safety nets in my toddler's game and look down on people who use the ones I specifically don'tThese are the people who say new games are too easy because of friendship and exp share but have been merrily trivializing the entire (already trivial) series for two decades with switch battle mode and think absolutely nothing of it (while being really fucking proud of not using items)
>>56924356despite the other two being tummy mons (perfect for cuddles)i would choose chancey/blissey out of the 3 cause shes a big fluffy egg perfect to hug and feel all that soft fur(also she is my main in unite by usage)
>>56924382Right opinion
>>56924510the unova one is useful for giving you a gorillion experience points
Why did they make Audino so bad bros?
>>56924356GirlypopSymbolic vagina
>>56924382They improved the design with Galarian Audino
>>56924356>ChanseyI like how she looks in genwun but I think she was the biggest causality of the artstyle change. I like Blissey though. Wish I saw more of her.>AudinoQueen.>IndeedeeOkay reiteration of Audino. It's clear that Saya worked harder on the male version though. Not a fan of the croissants.
stop criticizing audino you pieces of shit
>>56924356>Chansey, 4/10>Audino, 7/10>Indeedee, 6/10But I'm so desperate for pussy I would probably fuck any one of them
>>56924356Instant rape. Kind, gentle, mother-shaped mons are the best rape meat. I can beat and rape them as brutally as I want and they'll accept it all with a motherly smile. When I break down in tears and cry for forgiveness afterwards, they'll cuddle and comfort me like I hadn't just pumped them full of the filthy cum still flowing out of their tender holes.
>>56924356When Kanto did it, it was SOVLWhen anything else did it, it was shit
>forgotten even in an incredibly niche topic
>AudinoCute and bullyable>IndeedeeDesign doesn't work as well in 3D, has the Gallade "swallowed a UFO" problem>ChanseyHave lots of nostalgia for her, but the tiny little snake eyes on a big fat mammal are weird, it only works on Clefairy
>>56924382>never used an AudinoSad to see.
Why can't they get along, /vp/?
>>56924421Easy, wild pokemon are not battle retards ovsessed with getting fully EV'd lv 100s.
>>56926913>"Erm, it should've been Luvdisc's evo">It's Chansey but Fish
>>56924356Pink grippy pussy
>>56924356All + >>56926913 should be Fairy type
>>56926913Because why would they make two in one generation?I think it's actually unovan lapras.
>>56924356Who's the designated healer of each generation?Gen1: ChanseyGen2: Blissey, but I would like it to be CorsolaGen3: Luvdisc? Gorebyss?Gen4: Happiny, Togekiss?, Lumineon? Chimecho?Gen5: Audino, and a little AlomomolaGen6: Slurpuff/AromatisseGen7: Comfey, RibombeeGen8: IndeedeeGen9: Arboliva, Pawmot
>>56924356Breedable
>>56927270Chimecho's Gen 3
>>56927270Oh, is that why Pawmot's shiny is pink, so it looks more like a healermon
>>56927270All Pokemon with the Healer ability
Im very ill right now, so I would love to have any of them care for and heal me.I do have to wonder what GF was thinking when designing Mega Audino. Why give her an inferior ability?
>>56927429except hatterene is a bitch that would never heal (YOU)
>>56927437Probably meant for 2v2.But yeah, Regenerator was the better choice.
I use Audino almost every time i play unova and its a perfectly fine normal type. Secret Power is still good and it learning good TMs + Surf give it utility even late into the game. The thing it has over Chansey and Indeedee is that you can find it right after the first gym.
Would there be a benefit to trying to get your Audino preggers?
>>56927563Audino milk.
>>56927437Hope you feel better soon anon
>>56927602Thank you anon. Life is unpredictable, so make the best out of everyday and out of a bad situation.
>>56927596Wiggler Milk
>>56924356What if both Audino and Indeedee got both a Baby Pokémon pre-evo and an Evolution like Chansey did?
you will NOT let your audino seduce you
>>56924356It's really fun when you have to do a multibattle and your teammate has a healermon.The Loyal Trio or whatever they were called were fun bosses 'cus Carmine played support. It felt like I was playing a more JRPG-y Pokemon.
>>56928191But why. And what choice do I have when I'm her patient?
>>56928191Why would I not want my wife to seduce me?
>>56924356Indeedee is literally just Knockoff Audino.
>>56924356I actually like them all>>56929416It's a maid and a buttler, my only annoyance is that female indeedee with trick room should be the standard rather than a bug
>>56929416Indeedee is Audino if they actually made it a good unique design instead of a forgettable Chansey bootleg.
>>56929569In a perfect world, Mega Audino was an actual evolution and not a one off gimmick
>>56929569if it's so forgettable why does it have the most fanart out of them and get cute costumes?
>>56924356top two have great bellies so I love them
>>56929569Audino looks nothing like Chansey. Indeedee just looks like a new form of Audino. Looks like Audino IS the new good unique design, while Indeedee is the forgettable Audino bootleg.
if I like butts, is Audino the good choice for me?
>>56927429People forget Comfey.
