Whats that ogi, the only woman I ever loved? You're going to KEK ME?! I'll be left with nobody except my BITCH of a sister who PEGS ME with her XL LUCARIO STYLE KNOTTED STRAPON and PIMPS ME OUT to OTHER MEN AND POKÉMON FUCK ME IN THE ASS all while you and Florian singlehandedly SAVE YOUR RACE and REPOPULATE PALDEA with more ogerpon!??!What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO JUST YOU WAIT!!!!
>>56940993which pokemon doe
>>56941031Ogerpon, keiran gets cucked and she dumps him for you
>>56941051ogerpon fucks him in the ass?
>>56941057No keiran gets pegged by his sister.
I boxed Ogerpon forever after I caught it for being a disloyal slut
>>56941081Based, if she would cheat for you then she will cheat on you
>>56941080but it says pokemon fuck him in the ass too
>>56941101Ogerpon is exclusively female
>>56941117then why did you reply with her you fagwhich pokemon fuck kieran in the ass
>>56941132Ogerpon is female, keiran and florian are male. Stupid bot.
>>56941932>OTHER MEN AND POKÉMON FUCK ME IN THE ASSHuh?
>>56942895Yeah kekrin's sister canonically pimps her brother out to other trainers and their pokémon
ogre sex
>>56943156See with Kieran
>>56943221Sex
Why was this DLC so horny? All the characters wanted to fuck you.
>>56940993I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Florian! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, FLORIAN, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over OGERPON's FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>>56943227The characters were the most redeeming part of SV so Game Freak doubled down on making the characters want to fuck you in the DLC to get people to buy.
Huh...
STIFFEN THE WOOBATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F-f-florian sama?!?! You've FINALLY become SICK AND TIRED of my ABJECT COWARDICE and PATHETIC NATURE not only going unpunished, but actually being REWARDED!?!?!?!!??! You've devised a NEEDLESSLY BARBARIC, MACHIAVELLIAN SCHEME to PUNISH ME for being a TRATOROUS, REPULSIVE MAGGOT of a man??!??! You say I'm not even TALKING to the actual florian right now????!?!?! I'm just talking to a DITTO while the REAL FLORIAN is TORCHING my home with a veritable GANG of other fire type pokémon and MILKING my sister in front of the SMOLDERING WRECKAGE our daughter's crib?!?!?!?!?! And you've taught Juliana how to use the Shiyoken so that she can GRIP your GIRTHY COCKS all at the SAME time??!?!?!??! And she doesn't even CARE that you just burned down our home and MURDERED our daughter RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER EYES?!!?!?!? And what's more, you've gotten SO proficient at using ditto that you can now create an INFINITE amount of like-minded versions of yourself??!??!??? And you're going to make a bona-fide sameCHAD ARMY which will COMPLETELY ENVELOP and SNUFF OUT ALL OTHER LIFE ON EARTH APART FROM MYSELF AND JULIANA?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? I'LL BE FORCED TO WATCH MY SISTER HAPPILY SERVICE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FLORIAN CLONES???????????????? ALL WHILE I COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT MY COWARDICE AND DEBAUCHERY IS DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COLLAPSE OF NOT ONLY CIVILIZATION, BUT ALL LIFE IN GENERAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!??!!? and ALL OF THIS will take place on an OCEAN of other FLORIAN clones, so no matter WHERE I choose to look, I'll ALWAYS be confronted with your inarguable SUPERIORITY over me!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!.............YABBA DABBA MOTHERFUCKIN' DING DONG DIDDLY DOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY THEY CALL YOU THE STRONGEST TRAINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>56940993I don't get this image
These are getting boring, you're just taking the pasta and swapping words around. The first one was actually related to the game.
>>56943227The base game is horny too. Both Nemona and Arven definitely wanted your dick, and several adult characters lowkey flirt with you.It's fucking great.>>56944843Did you play the game?
>>56945019>Did you play the game?No, why would I?
>>56945024Then why should I spoonfeed you? The world doesn't revolve around you.
>>56945032nice try masuda
>>56943228I just wanted to give you some pizza since we are friends dude...
