Cuck Edition>QotTHow big is his sister's strapon?>Prior thread>>56909658
>>56943371Source for that image?
>>56944496https://e621 dot net/posts/4304104?q=kieran_%28pokemon%29+ogerpon
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Florian! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, FLORIAN, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over OGERPON'S FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER PALDEA?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
>>56944559I never got the alfredo sauce part
>>56944553Thanks
What's that?! My favorite pokémon who has never shown romantic interest in me, IS NOW ROMATICALLY KISSING ANOTHER TRAINER?! AND.....HE MEAN'T THE KISS! *Gulp* And now.....I'm forced to watch my daughterwifemon show romantic gestures to another man that she hasn't show me! *sweating* You're also telling me that she had more chemistry with said trainer within minutes than our entire married life! THAT'S NOT ALL?! SWEET RAYQUAZA! HE'S GUNNA PLOW HER 100 SOMETHING YEAR OLD VAGINA WITH THE STRENGTH OF BHC, WHISPERING INTO HER EAR THAT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME HE FELT ROMANTIC LOVE, AND HE'LL FILL HER UP WITH HIS SEED *GULP* THE NEW OGERPON RACE WILL THEN BE LOOKED AFTER BY FLORIAN! SOMETHING THAT HE DIDN'T DO FOR SPRIGATTO AND QUAXALY! And when it's all over she's gunna leave me, again, this time FOREVER!? WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY BUT YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!
>>56944590Laughed
WITH A YABBA AND A DABBA AND A LITTLE BIG OLD DOO, I HAVE A LITTLE QUESTION I'M PROPOSING TO YOU!WILL YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? WILL YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE? WILL YOU SMASH THAT GASH FOR A LITTLE BIT OF CASH? WILL YOU BASH MY BRAINS IN AND MAKE ME A CRIPPLE? WILL YOU SUCK AND FLICK ON MY OGERPON'S NIPPLE? CAN YOU CONDENSE ME IN A CAN LIKE DAY OLD BEEF? WILL YOU FUCK HER PUSSY UNTIL SHE LETS OUT A QUEEF? I'M KEIRAN! I LOVE BEING KEK! I WANT YOU TO KNOCK UNCONCIOUS WITH A BOOK, PULL MY PANTIES DOWN AND TAKE A LITTLE LOOK, AND LAUGH, BUT NOT TOO FAST! WE'LL GET IN TO A TIME MACHINE AND GO IN TO THE PAST! LET'S GO! TO MY CHILDHOOD SELF, WE'LL FILL MY EYES WITH ROCKS AND TIE ME TO AN ELF! Enough of this. Florian, I know this is a big ask but can you just creampie ogerpon already?
OSH KOSH BEGOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Slyveon sama, you want to SWAP my MIND with a VENIPEDE'S!?!?!?! I'll finally be a DETESTABLE WRIGGLING VERMIN in the LITERAL sense and not just FIGURATIVELY???!!!?! I'll be tossed into a CHARMANDER ENCLOSURE to be EATEN until I swap minds with ANOTHER right as I'm DIGESTED?!?!?!! You plan to CYCLE my CONSCIOUSNESS between various types of KRIKETOT, CATERPIE, and WEEDELS as well?!?!!! After a few MONTHS of this, you'll move on to BUTTERFREES so GOHAN can watch me being TOYED WITH by his SPINARAK COLLECTION!?!?!?!! You've also purchased MATES for EVERY POKÉMON that will be EATING ME, and THEIR MINDS will be swapped with OGI's!?!?!?!? She'll be experiencing LEWD LIZARD LOVE and STEAMY SPIDOPS SEX while her SUITORS savor my NUTRITIOUS PROTEIN!!?!?!?! I CAN'T WAIT TO BE YABBA DABBA DOOVOURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
