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I saw my son drawing Delcatty and Skitty today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing more popular Pokemon, like Sliggoo or Chewtle. He said Ohmori spent a 10th of his gooning time putting effort into Pokemon, that the franchise might be slightly redeemable! I said I thought the franchise was already in a great place right now. He said I only thought that because the posion-type in the water caused my testosterone levels to drop below 150 ng/dL. I asked him to elaborate on his point, because I felt like it was an insult, but he just said he was Based and Delcatty-pilled and he could do whatever he wanted. What should I do?
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kek that nose reminds me of the jewper Mario challenge. You need to collect every coin on the level
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>>56944688
You should UN-Ground-type him!
https://youtu.be/blO14d6lXq0?feature=shared
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the effort put into these is amazing, delchad
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>>56944703
For me it’s Pannen and the ABC
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>>56944688
You should have asked him to draw more popular Pokemon, like Chillet or Jack Frost
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Based Delcattychad
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I saw my son drawing "Delcatty" today. I asked him why he wasn't drawing a more popular Pokemon, like Quaxwell or Rillaboom. He said he would throw up if he saw someone playing Pokemon on a Nintendo Switch! I asked him if he was okay, I was worried he might have been poison-typed. He said it was everyone else who was not okay! I said that was a very hateful thing to say, but he just responded by saying he was Based and Delcatty-pilled, and he could do whatever he wanted. What should I do?
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>>56944688
You're not even a real Mudslime Delcattyfag, but merely a Bosniak larper who's family got raped by Turks less than 200 years ago
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>>56945084
Bosniaks practice Islam more authentically than like half of the Middle East.
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That’s cool but I’m Indian and my gf is white while you jerk off to furry porn. Kind of weird how someone you consider to be inferior is doing so much better than you.
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>>56945313
I’m about to redeem the card
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>>56945321
I’m a successful programmer, someone like you is much more likely to resort to gift card scamming
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>>56944688
based delcattychad redeeming this shit board
there are WAY too many gamefreak shills on /vp/
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>>56945325
>I’m a successful programmer
Lol
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>>56945057
Delcattychad is on a roll, you might end up spoiling us with all this art
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>>56945057
still based
putting switch shills in their place
SV is the worst game in the series
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>>56945084
How many backgrounds will you invent for delcattychud
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>>56945813
He’s a Serbian Bosniak American Muslim Atheist Pagan National Mercantilist Socialist Monarchist
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>>56944688
Excuse me but is it not also haram that her boobs are hanging out like that?
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>>56946072
>Be a Delcatty
>Wear a Hijab
>your neck pillow now looks 10 times for lewd
This is why we need to kill all men
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>>56946072
Gotta keep those Islamic birthrates up
Fastest growing religion btw
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>>56945342
I was about to ask what 64 mod this was...
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Sex with Delcatty



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