Getting real sick of these furry jobmom first partners
didn't you make this thread like2 days ago?
>>56945490Yeah. Hopefully Gamefreak has gotten over it for the 30th anniversary
>>56945507Bin that hope. Once a furry, always a furry.
I genuinely can't imagine any of the final Galar starters or Incineroar in the wild.
>>56945563You guys are retarded if you think this is something new, it started in gen 3, but none of you complained even though seeing blaziken in the wild would literally be like watching a man in a suit walking around
>>56945566it's different. tranny
>>56945566This holy shit kek, Blaziken looks like a literal man in a chicken suit more than any starter
>>56945566I don't think anybody said it was new. It's just been overwhelming in recent years. The last few gens have had at least two each
>>56945566We did while you were still swimming in your dad's balls. Should've stayed there, newfag.
>>56945566I will never forgive her for what she did to charizard
>>56945566Blaziken is a fighting-type, which gets some wiggle room from the jobmon accusations from most people. It helps that it was the first and the only one its generation.
>>56945566This abomination is so fucking ugly, stupid man in a chicken suit
>>56945566What is Blaziken's "job"?
>>56945569uhhh impersonator bro?
>>56945566One fursuit jobmon starter every once in a while is ignorable, the problem is that now it's 2/3 or 3/3 starters every gen. Blaziken also isn't based on a specific human vocation but on the concept of cockfighting.
This
>>56945697tsmt (this so much this)
>>56945563You quite literally can't find them in the wild
>>56945566The problem isn't only the "human" aspects, as otherwise Deliberd wouldn't work. It's that others "wear" clothing and carry around things like drums for some reason while also making human emotions with their face.
Why /vp/fags seethe over a popular archetype of pokemon? it's truly the contrarian board Indeed
>>56945798it's a common complaint even amongst poketubers
>>56945843>it's a common complaint even amongst poketubersimplying poketubers are relevant
>>56945843>poketubers
>>56945843do poketubers bring up objectmon too or just here?
>>56945566
three fucking frogs
>>56945889three frogs fucking
>>56945889And they're all genwar bullshit go figure
>>56945566/thread
>>56945889>threeLOL
>>56945892Here's a 4th, this autismo is back
>>56945862yes they do.
>>56945566and despite being humanoid it looks like an actual monster/something mythologic, especially compared to Incelroar with its shitty cartoony limbs, sausage fingers and a LITERAL FUCKING JOB as a wrestler with its mannerism and a literal fucking belt. Cinderace? has a LITERAL FUCKING JOB as a football player and looks like an ugly cereal mascot
>>56945843>poketubers/vp/ has truly fallen
>>56945889We need more. Back in the good ol' days on The Question and Answer board, whole pages were entirely frogs and 'jaks after the weab mafia was defeated.
>>56945490I am also unemployed
>>56945566the fatty looks like tierno
>>56945990that's racist
>>56945990Both owns a jobstoise
>>56945889>>56945909
>>56945909
>>56945566This
>B-But it doesn't look like it can live in the wild!! Who said they can be found in the wild?
>>56945889>one frog laments furrybait>one frog laments lack of furrybait>the middle frog tells them both to stop being faggots and play the fucking gamespoetry... pure poetry...
>>56945566Blaziken and its consequences have been a disaster for first partner pokemon.
>>569455014chan protip: most OPs are done by people concerned exclusively with getting (You)s, and not at all with whatever topic it is they chose for their OP.
>>56945490I would make her a jobMOM if you know what I mean
