They made this the #1000 Pokemon knowing the irony behind it. It was a statement of reaffirmation that you will shut the fuck up and buy their goyslop always.
smart people stopped buying after gen 7
COINFUCKERS THREAD! COINFUCKERS ASSEMBLE!
can I just say how it's hilarious how any time someone tries to criticise gholdengo, it summons a bunch of people who want to fuck the metallic cheese string.
>>56946190fpbp
I haven't played anything after omega rubyORAS was also the first time I didn't buy both versions of the gameI just come here once in a while to look at the absolute state of the franchise
>>56946186I hate this thing so much, it's downright repulsive design
>>56946186I don't get it. Who looks at this godless abomination and goes "I want to fuck it"?
>>56946325>I just come here once in a whileDon't. You're almost free. Forget about Pokemon for good and you'll never be disappointed again.
>>56946325I only came back here for the leaks lol
>>56946186They really couldn't come up with a better design to celebrate the 1000th Pokemon? desu i cant either, any suggestions?
>>56946626Its just a small group of people circlejerking
>>56946651
>>56946192are people still mindbroken by this silly coin?
>>56946626Look at those hips, man.
>>56946190smart people didn't take that long
>>56946237what happened to someonr as a kid that they grow up to want to fuck stuff like this
>>56947028birth
>>56947053senseless reply
>>56946186I hate this purely because its pre evolution is a Reddit meme.
>>56946190you're not very smart if it took you that fucking long to realise
>>56946192
>>56946626I don't want to fuck Gholdengo but I can see why, there's a lot of suspect elements to the design.>flesh fang>hair-like appendages>human-shaped>wide hips>weirdly placed belt and shadow that draws attention to the crotch
>>56946186>You'll buy it anywayThe Pokemon.
>>56946237We've already heard the criticisms and jokes thousands of times. Unhinged coinfuckery is more interesting.
>>56947082It's not.
>>56947096You want to fuck Goldengo.
>>56946916Remember that this pic mindbroke poclowns.
>>56946651It'd have to deal with the number 1000 which is pretty hard to integrate into a design, that's why I think this mon is neat as it actually does so in an interesting way.
>>56947766>It'd have to deal with the number 1000 which is pretty hard to integrate into a designNo, they could just design a meta Pokemon of some sort, like how the 100th Pokemon is based on the PokeBall.
>>56946651Make a big disgusting millipede monster
>>56946186And it's a better design than anything from the DS games that /vp/ zoomers worship. Wild, isn't it?
>>56946651make a pokemon based off the gym statues
haha radical cheese sticks bro
>>56946186why are pokemon considered good by smogonerds so ugly?idc how good it is, it should be UUBL at 0.001% usage with that design
>>56949104>like how the 100th Pokemon is based on the PokeBallThat's what we in the biz call a coincidence since Voltorb was one of the earliest to be finished since it's index number was 6.
>>56946186At least it isn't a literal turd
