Hoenn thread?
>>56952814I like Salamence
>>56952814>best region in terms of level design>tons of amazing pokemon>good balance between being new while also acknowledging the past without glazing it>teams goofy as hell but still felt like they were actually evil, their stupidity actually made things serious>best route to hatch eggs>got tier music (desert, lilycove city, mt. chimney)>a lot of not-easy-to-solve puzzles>Cynthia-level waifus (roxanne, flannery, may)
>>56952869>coombrain can't solve a puzzle made for children
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>>56952881or maybe I played those games when I was a child and found them challenging?
>>56952897You cared about hatching eggs and waifus when you were a child?
>>56952908NTA but yes I did. I hatched a fuckload of starters and rare safari mons, then I traded them to other kids during recess.And May awakened something in young me.
>>56952869>>best route to hatch eggsThat belongs to unova>>Cynthia-level waifus (roxanne, flannery, may)I can't fawn over them anymore (Roxanne is 14????????). Winona is my gf doe. Please tell me she isn't 16 or something
>>56952925>aiiieeeee I can't like *X character* anymore because they are *arbitrary age that doesn't fit their appearance*They're drawings from over 20 years ago you spastic fuck. Just enjoy whatever characters you like holy shit.
>>56952955Pedophile mindset
>>56952869Yes, yes, very goodHOWEVERBrandon/May is the worst rival in the series
>>56952960A character could look like a 90 year old granny and you'd still call someone a pedo for liking them if some official source said "actually she's 10 :^)"The characters are probably older than (You) for fucks sake.
>>56952908you know, you can judge a game from different perspectives; it was a fun, challenging game as a child, and now I appreciate the waifus and the hatching route. by the way, I did hatch eggs when I played as a kid, as basically everyone I guess
>>56952970I wrote the long praise and I agree with you, they shouldn't even be called rivals for how they suck, I particularly hated how they don't fully evolve their starter
>>56952971>you'd still call someone a pedo for liking a character who is 10 years oldYeah. Grow up, love Winona, love life
The desert, the abandoned ship and route 119 are some of the best areas in the entire series both because of their design and because they are the perfect size: not too big or too small.The ocean routes after lilycove are too big but the dive sections are nicely sized. Don't know how to reconcile it.
There really was too much water.
>>56952981>its the best if you apply a schizophrenic time traveling lens to itI hate you illiterate retards. Go back to elementary school before trying to talk to actual humans you dumb fucking piece of shit.
>>56952992>WinonaShe's a minor too depending on where you live.
>>56952814best metagame ever
>>56952814What is the gen 3 equivalent of this? Doesn't have to be a collage, just soulful
>>56953422How old is she?
>>56952814remember how intolerable we were when Hoenn confirmed??good times.
>>56953160>schizophrenic time travelingIt's called growing up, something you've never experienced since your brain stopped developing after kindergarten because you're retarded.
Verdanturf Town...Home....
>>56955512Sootopolis.... Home.....
>>56952814Ironically, Hoennchads don't care enough about Hoenn to post in threads merely about Hoenn.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlVV44BA968
>>56952814Introduced my nigga.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCvccmNwFV8
Naked listening to the sootoplis theme on the 3ds yeah I'm a freak
>>56955827Hoenn Champion theme is the best Champion theme in all of Pokemonhttps://youtu.be/H7efvaMp_Rs?si=XSnje-EWIGCcUmLF
>>56952814Anyone here play competitive Gen III?
>>56955964I used to play a little on showdown. Is torkoal good?
>>56955960and we also have the best wild battle theme toohttps://youtu.be/PhS0Zs37Vzo?si=DGrg8cNpjUgqumq4hell maybe even the best trainer battle theme as wellhttps://youtu.be/Cp-waxoLel8?si=HonVC3dl2bIyl7Ge
>>56955971Torkoal is only used in Gen III NU, but is one of the top usage mons there as a defensive piece and offensive fire type.Torkoal isn't used in Gen III OU because>no recovery>no roar>only status move is Yawn>too many Fire type checks>too slow>worn down by spikes and sand>no Rapid Spin>no coverage>not good spdef>useless ability for itself>offensive stats aren't highit doesn't do enough
>>56955974Trainer battle easily goes to DPPT
>>56955992Torkoal bros.... What happened to our curse, protect, leftover spam?
>>56956013the opening jingle and the first verse are too childish and goofy which brings down the quality scoreit isn't until the chorus where it ramps up, and stays great until it comes back to the versemeanwhile trainer battle rse is intense from start to finish
>>56956034I disagree, but that might be because I really like the DPPT gym theme. I think the RSE trainer theme is an inferior RSE wild theme (while the DPPT trainer theme is a superior DPPT wild theme)
>>56952925>That belongs to unovaHow are y'all this retarded?
>>56956055>I really like the DPPT gym themethe elite four theme is betterand that has nothing to do with this anyway>I think the RSE trainer theme is an inferior RSE wild themethey aren't actually similar; go listen to them both againthere's a certain sound design motif Junichi uses for every individual gen, but beyond that each track is uniqueand on the 2nd point, neither the wild battle theme nor trainer battle theme are better than the other; they are deliberately designed for different purposesthe wild battle theme is light-hearted, playful, and short, while the trainer battle theme is tense, grand, and has a lot of movements>while the DPPT trainer theme is a superior DPPT wild themeeven by your own apparent metrics I can't see that being true
>>56956099This route is literally a straight line
>>56956197And RSE's isn't??
>>56956197>Unova are the only games I playedEveryone who shill these games confidently prove this every fucking time.
>>56956213No, it's curvy and had gay runners all over the place>>56956294I'm literally replying emerald right now, you colossal cum drinker
>>56956434>No, it's curvy and had gay runners all over the placesorry dude but this straight up reveals you never bred in RSE
>>56956591This route is so straight, it has sex with men so I doesn't spend too much time away from da boyz
>>56952869Yeah, Sinnoh truly is the best region.
>>56957523You have the spatial awareness of a girl with downs.
>>56957563Ok sir, which route would you consider straight?
>>56955821Because the mere thought of Hoenn is..Intoxicating.
>>56957612Btfo
>>56958702another retarded zoomer who hasn't played the game
>>56958800Bottom feeding millennial
>>56959022Btfo again
>>56959022>>56959162https://youtu.be/w13Fvv3xsh8?si=zMtokU-hvWYqCyPtI want both of you to kill yourselves immediately
>>56956434Your second or third pokemon game, faggot?
>>569592212 towns + 2 routes = the best route the hatch eggs? Math ain't mathing, retard
>>56959256I've played every pokemon game barring gens 7 and onward. Find a new insult, you ignorant fuck
>>56959270Then you're retarded
>>56959458For correctly pointing out that the route isn't straight? Just admit you're wrong and move on. You're embarrassing yourself
>>56959468No retard, read the chain.
>>56959458that was pretty evident
>>56959475What chain, you faggot? The "chain" where you fail to disprove (multiple times) that the route that's literally a box is actually a straight line?
/vp/ should be a red board
>>56952814Obligatory thread theme https://youtu.be/e_isjbl56oA?feature=shared
>>56959614Btfo 3x
>>56952869Even I, a massive gen 3 fanboy, cannot agree with all these
>>56959769Sootopolis.... Home....Rustboro city..... Home.....
The regis in gen 3 were so cool
>>56953011Fuck off already Maxie
>>56952814my sapphire team
>>56952970>>56952991making actually relevant rivals is too hardsmarr indie company prease undastandu
>>56955827>nuzlocke comicskino
>>56962345Doesn't Numel make Slugma redundant? I'm not a teamtypefag, I just think Slugma and Numel are similar regardless of typing. I'm ok with Breloom and Tropius, Tropius and Crobat, or Marshtomp and Numel, because they are functionally different.
>>56962768>Breloom and Tropius,They are totally not functional different. But I'm a guy who's ok with you catching 3 water types in RSE so you can teach each surf, dive, and waterfall
>>56962768I never used any of these pokemon before
>>56952869>>best route to hatch eggsThat's not going around the tower in Kalos>>56952970>Brandon/May is the worst rival in the seriesNo that's the X/Y rivals
>>56963948at least they help you more than May ever did
>>56964013Yeah but may is cool
>>56964017True, her theme is also better
