Why did he do it?
>>56975369He was berry horny
>>56975369Lies, slander, fake news.
>>56975369He wore a belt because he felt like it.
Allegedly badger dicks ressemble an ice cream scooper, never seen one myself tho.
>>56975487Sure, sure, pal.
>>56975369steal my toolbelt? i don't know but he's not getting away with it. i'm gonna go over there right now and give him a piece of my mind.
>>56975369#NotAllTyphlosions
>>56975369His daughter died, he had to make a new one.
>>56975487Cool to know but in my headcanon he's got a knotted horsecock
>>56975813hot
>>56975369He was a baller, and needed a babe. Besides, he settle down with her and took care of her rather than kick her out after getting his kid.He may used the wrong methods, but he did care about his girl. Even listened to her.
>>56975585Wrong. #EveryTyphlosion
>>56975813Generic furry faggot.
>>56975487>>56975525>google badger penis>image results only show the internal bone by itself
get blamed for stuff it didn't do? Because It's the fire starter game freak values the least by a large margin. They had no problem letting a pervert use it in his non-canon smut despite knowing it ruin Typhlosion's reputation forever because Game Freak assumed everyone hated Typhlosion anyway. >>56975418/thread but pokefans are the dumbest most vile motherfuckers on the internet >>56975585It may not have even been one Typhlosion, the way it was describes seems to be as a man under a Typhlosion coat, not a Typhlosion under a man coat. Quite a few things about that story make no sense. Even calling it a "story" is generous >56976771wrong >>56976639If anything the villager are far worse, robbing a woman of her humanity and banishing her forever for something that wasn't even her faultStill, the initial encounter is still questionable at best, and a magic pregnancy is still a pregnancy. It's just wild that the Typh/man/skinwalker isn't even the worse person in its own story, but its the only thing NPC's care about.
>>56975369
>>56975810I read Meowth's speech bubble exactly like how the jewish tranny from 4kids would dub it if xe was still around.
>>56977853 No worry senpai, he only fucks the female protag I play as so it's not actualy gay.
>>56978108>wrongEVERY. TYPHLOSION.This board is not for wholesome pokemon stuff. We will spread Typhlosion allegations everywhere around the world to the point it can no longer be any merch or in the anime. Autists and people who have Typhlosion as his favorite pokemon must suffer.Remember the holy digits of Meganium
>>56980041Typh gets crumbs in terms of official mech and almost never shows up in the anime as is you fucking troonMaybe you should be attacking the shillmons instead of taking out your frustrations about your failure at life on a cartoon badger. Or better yet if you actual liked your precious meganium, instead of acting like a white woman and falsely accusing Typhlosion’s species of rape, you’d posts about buffing Meganium like the sauropod guy instead of slandering Typhlosion. Also if you weren’t such a retard you’d realize that typhlosionfans make up the overwhelming majority of the fraction of the Pokémon fandom that like Johto, No more typh fans=Johtofan population plummets= Game Freak has even less of a reason to shill Johto=Johto is even more of a black sheep= Meganium continues to get fucked in the ass because starters (outside for CHARIZARDERINO, and the a few others) get the nearly all their love when their region is in the spotlight (why the lucky SOB’s from Hoenn got Megas)
>>56980241So many words tl;drJust think of Vaporeon and how ruined it is. This is the fate of Typhlosion and /vp/ will do everything to keep his rep down.This is not about >le Johto or >OMG IT'S CHARIZARD!!! Just get yourself a better fave.
>>56980439>words tl;drNot an argument
Why are typhlosion like this?
>>56980006You're very gay.
>>56980450They aren’t
>>56978108>They had no problem letting a pervert use it in his non-canon smut despite knowing it ruin Typhlosion's reputation forever because Game Freak assumed everyone hated Typhlosion anyway.>his fanfiction It was a woman that wrote that fanfiction.
>>56980454They are
>>56980457Suguru Nakatsui wrote it and he isn't a woman, you dumb fuck. Not even a tranny.
>>56980457It was actual a man named Suguru Nakatsui. There doesn’t seem to be any record of “Yuu” outside of the leaks, no one knows who she was at Game Freak: Employee? Sex slave? Murder victim?
>>56980479There isn't any record of "Yuu" INSIDE the leaks either, just retards that can't read japanese and thought "Suguru" was "Yuu".
>>56980453Not my fault I'm not a cute femoid and he's not real, things would've bee. much simplier for me otherwise. No I still have my dick intact if you must know.
>>56980488ESL
>>56980041let it go manpeople forgot about it months ago
>>56980041Kill Typhlosions. Behead Typhlosions. Mega kick a Typhlosion into the concrete. Slam dunk a Cyndaquil into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Typhlosions. Defecate in a Typhlosion's berries. Launch Typhlosions into the sun. Stir fry Typhlosions with a Hyper beam. Toss Typhlosions into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Typhlosion's cave. Sky Uppercut Typhlosions into a wood chipper. Twist Typhlosions heads off. Report Typhlosions to the Galaxy Team. Karate chop Typhlosions in half. Curb stomp pregnant Typhlosions. Trap Typhlosions in the distortion world. Crush Typhlosions with a Snolax's Body Press.
>>56980497So? This entire underwater basket-weaving forum now belongs to an autistic Jap living in France if you didn't noticed it before.
meGODnium won
>>56981053>ESL claims that being an ESL doesn't matter, but if it truly doesn't matter, he shouldn't care that I pointed it out.
>>56981062frogeposters don't matter
>>56981057congrats on your consolation prize
>>56980457Suguru Nakutsui is a man, and also the main director of the entire setting of the franchise.
>>56975369its because bakphCOON can't get laid consensually due to his micro dick
>>56981057le heckin screencaperino
>>56980488are you a cuck?you imagine them having fun, not even you as the pokemon, you also seem to hate being a human so much
Are the yume threads dead?
