I KNEELI SQUEALMY HEADCANON ISNT REALI COPEI MOPESOMEONE HAND ME A ROPEI SINI NEVER WINI BELONG IN A TRASH BINI JOBIM A SLOBIM TOO SHORTTO REACH THE DOORKNOBI SMELL LIKE A TRASH BAGMY WAIFU IS AN OLD HAGI AM, A CHARIZARDFAGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
When did Jobrizard become THE shillmon? Not even the other Kanto starters get this much wankingIs it because of the anime? I'm sure it only became so popular due to it's design because in Gen 1 he was literal hot garbage in terms of stats and moveset
>>56978560>When did Jobrizard become THE shillmon?Gen 6.>First Pokemon to be shown to have a Mega Evolution>Received an entire anime special devoted to sucking it off and revealing it had actually TWO Mega Evolutions for no reason>Became the ace and focus of a generic shounen protagonist of a spin-off, which again had its dark and edgy Mega Evo>Spin-off manga made it the ace of the protagonist (again, with the X version)>Core roster of Pokken TournamentI'm probably forgetting some things.
>>56978307Charizardbros…
>>56978307KWAB
>>56978614It's a dragon, designed like your stereotypical dragon. It's the safest pokemon to shill
Literally lose to headcanon incarnate in the third movie
I'm on TOP of the WORLD!!! Dragonite! THANK you for ALLOWING me to EAT this BOUNTIFUL SLICE of PIZZA!!! HUUUUHHH?!?! This PIZZA has PEPPERONI on it?!? OR should I say, KEKKERONI??!?! NOW I GET it, DRAGONITE, YOU want to KEK me, RIGHT?!? You wanna JIZZ ALL over Zarita's FACE while I WATCH and EAT my MEASLY RATION?!?! WHHHAAAA---?!?! You REALLY mean that?!?! Instead of EXPLODING in her PIZZA BOX, you want to ADD COPIOUS amounts of ALFREDO SAUCE on my 'ZA SLICE?!?!?! And then, you will both GUFFAW as you WATCH me WINE and DINE on SUCH a RICH and OH-SO-DELIGHTFUL DISH?!?! I will be LAUGHED at as you BOTH HUMILIATE and INSULT ME?!?! EEHHHHH?!? This ALSO has MUSHROOMS ON IT?!?! I SEE WHAT you are GETTING at!!! YOU want ME to CUM in a SOCK and LEAVE it in a WARM, yet MOIST PLACE, until the SEMEN SOCK starts to grow FUNGUS on it, and THEN you will FORCE me to eat this RARE and DISGUSTING MUSHROOM on a PIZZA PIE?!?! EEEHHHHHH?!?!? SINCE this MUSHROOM will have SPROUTED from MY semen, it will * GULP* TECHNICALLY BE my OWN CHILD!?!? You're gonna BEAT me and FORCE me to INGEST MY OWN CHILD while I JACK OFF INTO MORE SOCKS?!?! AND this EXPERIENCE will TRAUMATISE ME, but DUE to the VERY NATURE of the ACT, I will get MORE aroused than EVER BEFORE!?!? I'll be ABLE to PRODUCE this FUNGUS on an INDUSTRIAL SCALE and SELL this GROTESQUE ABOMINATION to PIZZA PARLORS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY?!?!? The ENTIRE WORLD will be FEASTING ON MY CHILDREN as I am LOCKED and TRAPPED in a SMALL CLOSET, while YOU and my WIFE SPEND ALL my HARD EARNED CASH on APHRODISIACS?!?! KEKING me even FURTHER and CAUSING me to EXPAND my PRODUCTION???!! You two will be FUCKING LONG after I am REDUCED to a SKELETON in the CLOSET?!??! And I WILL NOT have DIED from natural causes, but rather EXTREME LONELINESS from being LOCKED and CAGED in a 5 SQUARE FOOT WARDROBE?!?! YABBA DABBA DOO LET'S GET COOKING!!!
I lost all respect for Charizard when he lost to Blaziken.
>>56978307My FUARKING hero…
>>56978307FUNNYROOOOO!!!
>>56980356KEK
Kek
>>56981414*zips pants back up*
>>56980397Kek, he said this!
>>56978307Lol what a fat bitch.
>Blastoisecucks seething againMust be a day that ends in y.
>>56980397K, b, c
>>56978560Dragons are popular among kids, but yeah, it was absolutely THE Seismic Toss that began it all.
>>56982237Rock Slide
lol
better design than garchomp.
>>56982762gigalith more like gigachad
>>56982762KERAROO
*kills Jobizard
>>56982762Fagizardbros......................
Nickname suggestions?
>>56984321Bejita
>>56984321Pasta
>>56984321>Dragon >Female Astrid
>>56984321Nuly
>>56984321Nanner, short for Banana
>>56984321>Bald>YellowKrillin
>>56984466is that a reference to something? >>56984388>>56984480she's a girl
>>56984495Bananachi
>>56984321daenerys
>>56978307someone should feed this to that AI song generator
>>56980411Charizard doing the job to put Blaziken over created a new star.Chogan can almost claim to have made Blaziken... almost
>>56984647noice
Rock-sama, I kneel…
>heightmogs you>typemogs you>competitivemogs you>BTFOs you out of the johto leagueENTER
Charizard, I choose y-ACK!
>>56984321ACK
>>56987361>When there’s stealth rocks on the field
>>56986165Yep, that's gonna be a kneel.
>>56984321DRAGONFORCEor Through the Fire and FlamesAnyone is goodyeah lets go full jojo and just name it as some band or song
Imagine losing half your hp merely by entering the battlefield because of a move that was used 20 TURNS AGO KEKAROOOOO
>OU in gen 3>NU in gen 4Imagine jobbing this hard to floating rocks
>>56984321Ryuko
Heavy duty boots thoughbeit
>>56978614>>>First Pokemon to be shown to have a Mega EvolutionThat was Mewtwo.
>>56984321faggot
>>56988320I honestly forgot it was Mewtwo, so that's my bad.
In an episode of Death Battle, a Wild Charizard dies by being filled and blown up by a Wild Blastoise using Hydro Pump. Then in another episode of Death Battle, Red's Mega Charizard X gets incinerated to death.With one of the upcoming Death Battle episodes being Ash VS Yugi, it raises the question... How is Ash's Charizard going to die in that episode? That will be the third time in a row that Charizard dies in a Death Battle episode.
>>56978307Proclaim the score
>>56978560>When did Jobrizard become THE shillmon?He was always The One since the beginning, though Ash's Charizard helped keep it popular by personality.>>56982687>it was absolutely THE Seismic Toss that began it all.Whoever came up with the idea that Seismic Toss should be represented by Charizard flying around the world before dunking his opponent has forever shaped the franchise. Shit was so good even Battle Revolution copied it.
>>569902036-0 for CHADzardon
