If you could fuck any Pokémon character, who'd it be?
>>57027144stfu?
lapras
>>57027128gladion
>>57027150No faggot, take your shit thread back to the appropriate board, Pokemon the Series is not being discussed here, unironically make a Discord and shit it up instead of shitting up this board with your filth newfag
>>57027162pokemon characters are being discussed tho
sexy cactus
>>57027128My wife
>>57027167>B-but it's pokegirls so it's okOk so if i make a literal pokegirl porn thread it will be okay according to your small brain? No it isn't retard, /vp/ is not and will never be your personal sex talk blog no matter how much you and the other porn addicts that infects this board bitch and moan about it
>>57027144>underaged characterBut they're all MILFs though
>>57027194Sure thing retard, Shauna is definitely a milf, how could i have forgotten. I swear /vp/edos are a different breed of autism
>>57027202let people enjoy things
>>57027144you picked the one thread where all the characters involved in OP are adults
>>57027144This desu. But if this happened there'd be no threads left on vp
>>57027207Go enjoy your coomer threads in the appropriate boards, pro tip: it isn't /vp/
Humans: Cynthia, Raifort, Miriam, gen 5 mom, gen 7 mom, Delia, Erika, Lorelei, Bretha, Charm, Cogita, Oliva, Aurea Juniper, Magnolia.Pokémon *pokérap voice* Ninetales, Primarina Rapidash, Salazzle, Xerneas, Virizion, Lopunny, Lapras, Scoilipede, Farigiraf, Zacian, Typhlosion, Delphox, Spectrier, Latias and Zebstrika."Gotta fuck 'em all, Pokin' 'Mon!"
>>57027186im not attracted to humans, so if anything i would prefer if you made a pokemon porn thread
>>57027223Bitch it's a containment board, driven by its inmates. You want this place but no porn, fuck off to reddit, r/pokémon is this place but with moderation and anti-retard filters.
>>57027228bird plane wife?
>>57027213Just nuke this board at this point, i don't see the point of keeping it since literally every single thread except 1 or 2 are either rule breaking genwars or pokegirls coomer generals. /vp/edos break containment all the time anyway so why bother keeping it>B-but /v/Pokemon threads on /v/ are 90% the same garbage coom threads this board get so /vp/edos flooding it will only give the jannies more work and nothing more
>>57027128
>>57027238>B-but it's containmentThen why do i see Pokemon threads on /v/ at all times? /vp/ is not a proper containment board and you know it
>>57027241/v/ is too fast
Hilda's mom
>>57027247/v/ and other boards should make Pokemon posting banneable anyway so who cares if it's too fast. This way it will force people to use /vp/ and hopefully increase the number of non shit threads.
>>57027238Isn't reddit literally ran by a guy named shinxfucker?
>>57027128This is a pokephile board, please kill yourself
>>57027202>Shauna out of nowhereMeds. All the girls in the OP are hags.
>>57027310>B-but the girls in the OP are adults so the thread is about adult charactersCan you not see that the only characters that replies posts are either literally child characters(eevee kid and Shauna) or straight up Pokemon. There is not a single hagfucker in this thread because OP never stated that he wanted to fuck the girls in his thumbnail
>>57027321You were the first post ITT and brought up underage girls out of nowhere when the OP was full of hags. It's your fault.
>>57027169>maractus>marriage cactus
>>57027457absolutely. need cactus wife
>>57027246>still doesn't get itTo keep people like you away from /v/ with your inane pokémonshit fixation.
>>57027128you posted most part of my options, except wicke, she is overrated
>>57027238The only "containment board" on 4chan is /mlp/Compare the rules.
>>57027565We're the only video game property to get a board, only anime to get a board, only manga to get a board because right around the time of HGSS's release pokémon took over /a/, /v/ and /vg/ to the point the rest the site begged moot to get us the fuck away from them (royal us, I wasn't on 4chan till /vp/, there was nothing worth visiting for till then in my eyes, but I likely would have been shitting up /v/ with it back in the day had I been here). /v/ has several clones, we're the only dedicated property board, aside from /mlp/. And we were here first for a reason.
>>57027238/vp/ is not a containment board retardthere are no rules limiting pokemon discussions to here only
>>57027606>only anime to get a board/m/ was made because of the sheer popularity of gundam seed
>>57027128Olivia 100%, but in my early teens I had a huge crush on Green from the manga.
if I could have raw unprotected bareback sex with hau I can die happy
I need aggressive mating press with Morty
>>57027128Ogerpon and Tapu Lele
>>57027128I wanna feel his Landorus-D
>>57027936the xkcd stickman?
the most bisexual board on 4chanis what I meant to write the first time
>>57027128victinis teeny peeny
>>57027128There's no need for protection if I want to fuck her titties and face, right?
>>57027128gen 3 May, especially the manga versionAlternatively Gloria, Dawn or Mallow
>>57027128Latias can turn into anyone, just saying.
>>57027128Juliana, Florian, the SV protagonist's mother, Nemona, Penny, Mela, Eri, Ortega, Katy, Iono, Tulip, Grusha, Rika, Geeta, Professor Sada, AI Sada, Carmine, Kieran, Ogerpon (is a full ass character in the dlc), Lacey, Amarys, Briar, Perrin, Nurse Miriam, and Raifort.That's just for Gen 9.
>>57028560utterly BASEDmissing crispin though. he did nothing wrong!
>>57028572ill be honest, he's the only one thats a maybe, and i thought about the fucking turtle too
>>57027128...Is that Kukui on the right?
>>57027144based/thread
>>57028696...youre right!
>>57027128Burnet was hotter before the tan.
>>57028696>>57028782Kek, sneaky OPI would too though desu
>>57027128Candice
>>57027308Seconding. Hitmontop a cute.
>>57027128Do hebemons count as characters? They sure have plenty of youthful spunk!
>>57027128Skyla, Nurse Miriam, Iono, Briar, Carmine, and Lacey.
>>57027144zoomer prude
my queen, I wish to go on a journey with her and show her the world beyond her dreary grey dilapidated town
>>57027186brother you are fighting a literal hydra. you want this shit to stop? filters. lots, and lots of filters.
>>57028560Unfathomably based. Gen 9 has the best girls (in my opinion, at least).
>>57027128Marley
Karen, Sabrina, Lusamine, MalvaSkyla, Nessa, Dahlia, KlaraOlivia, Honey, Lorelei, ElesaShauntal, Gardenia, Kahili, CYNTHIA!
>>57027128Take a wild guess!
>>57027128Most PokéGirls because I find the majority of them attractive but if you mean in the context of a relationship, the Hex Maniac.
>>57027144minors aren't allowed to use this website
>>57029090he probably makes/posts the porn and off topic spam in half those threads because he's a buck broken /qa/ refugee
>>57027128One on the middle
>57027144
>>57029193Then why are you here?
>>57027128Easy choice
Iris is in desperate need of a dicking, especially her design in B2W2. Melony also. If I could have both on speed dial, that'd be perfection.
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