>untainted by porn-addicted reddit zoomers>no garbage threads spam>chill and cool fansthey are the most based Eevees.
>>57069585reafeon has more porn than jolteon doebeit
>>57069585because they are boring as fuck and have nothing going on for them
>>57069596you just described the entire Eevee line
>>57069585Leafeon is my favourite because it is cute, beautiful and elegant. Sylveon is elegant too but a bit too blatantly "UwU Kawaii" and on the nose and with weird ears. Leafeon is more subtle and looks more like an actual natural creature. Leafeon also has more good games like EOS and GTI.Sadly it gets nowhere near as much good art as Sylveon.Even if Leafeon is kinda stupid if you think about it, like how does a mammal mutate into a plant? Aren't plant cells built fundamentally different from animal cells?>>57069591Pornfuckers can kindly go die. Leafeon is for hugs and love, not rape.
>>57069652kind of a you problem if you think all porn has to be rape
Leafeon is cool because the dex says it uses its tail as a sword. I fucking love swordmons. I fucking love swords.
>>57069585Leafeon is giving unshaven tomboyFlareon is giving thicc femboy
>>57069585Because nobody likes them lmao
>>57069654All sex is rape and all sexual attraction is porn addiction, chud
>>57069656i never read dex but that's based. I like Leafeon more now>>57069678if that allows us to not see trannies spam coom threads of them everyday here then I'm happy
>>57069896Why do you think about people's genitals so often?
>>57069896Why are you so obsessed with "coom" threads, anon?
>>57069585what about espeon?
>>57069585As a glaceon fan I apologize for the snow warning anon
>>57069585Flareon needs a move revamp ngl
With all that out of the way, it's time to bring the Chappy in!
>>57069585Was umbreon popular before the dimwitdog animation?
>>57069585>no garbage threads spamLeafeon has a spammer
>>57069585You are afraid of sex because you were molested by your uncle LMAO
>>57069585Retarded Chappyfaggot doesn't know that the ammount of Leafeon gorn is only beaten by Vaporeon's sashimi cosplay. I still desire feasting on his pink aubergine in a literal manner
>>57071827 Dunno zoomie-kun, because for me it was: https://arch-img.b4k.co/vp/1666439002051.webm
And more!
>>57074786>ChappyfagI thought OP was the Flareonschizo
>>57069585Joleton mogs and you're an idiot
Look at that fukken speed stat, second fastest in the original games, only beat out by electrode. Now that's what I call a good pokemon.
>>57075358>Umbreon @ 12k Wat de fug?!?
>>57070157Kinda hard not to be when 90% of the threads here are coom thread
>>57076123I'd guess it's because Umbreon is a ship/OC magnet, kind of like Lucario.
>>57069585>leafeon>untainted by porn addicted reddit zoomershahaha, lol, lmaofr if it's an eeveelution millions of people wanna fuck it
>>57080048The animators read new 52 swamp thing, apparently.
>>57069585> Flareon is so bad and unpopular that the porn-addicted doesn't care about him> Even this thread is mostly a Leafeon thread ..
>>57069585I have no clue why Flareon isn't loved more when it's the Eeveelution that looks the most like Eevee. The three orignial Eeveelutions are all the best because their different bodies types show what they're good at (Flareon is a bit beefier to show its strength, Jolteon has very skinny limbs, Vaporeon has stronger back muscles for swimming.)Glaceon is another I don't understand. It's very popular but has probably the weakest design. It looks like a skinned blue rat.
>>57080045There he is, king of shitmons!
>>57076159Yeah, human coom threads. do you know how hard it is to be a pokefucker?
>>57080968>I have no clue why Flareon isn't loved more when it's the Eeveelution that looks the most like Eevee.It's for this exact reason; it looks too much like Eevee. It hardly has its own identity when it's just red Eevee, and as a physical attacker for a primarily-special type, its strongest move that doesn't result in it killing itself is Fire Fang. Choosing Flareon is to waste your Eevee.
>>57081687Imbeciles. All of them.They could have easily just escaped and become wild Pokémon again.
>>57081422time to waste this Eevee
>>57069652leafeon looks like it has hangnails though
>>57082503Hilda can't even get eevees easily...
>>57069585>untainted by porn-addicted reddit zoomers
>>57069585They're also the worst ones that have literally no redeeming features
All the Eevees are cool, all the porn coomer faggots are retarded, not all the shinies of said Eevee are cool, that is all. Have a nice day.
>>57089241Have another autumn shiny!
>>57089241
>>57071827No idea what you're talking about. I love my little darkie, even if he's the most sexualized one
>>57081783there is no human dick in the wilderness, retard.
>>57086680look at the threadsnothing but cute picsnow go to other Eevees threads and see that it's just porn bots and cropped porn/lewd spam
>>57101139>nothing but cute picsUnless it explicitly started as a coomer thread, the other Eeveelution threads are like this, too. Even the Glaceon ones are mostly cute pics.
>>57069585porn addiction doesn't exist and the ones reeing about porn ARE the zoomersyou are combining incompatible/contradictory memes which shows you to be an outsider trying to instigate a flamewar
>>57069591>reafeon has more porn than jolteon doebeitOf course it does. Have you ever shocked your dick with static electricity? That's the Jolteon sex experience.
>>57107855damn, sounds hot
>>57069585I LITERALLY just saw a sexual Flareon TF image like 20 minutes ago. It is the most popular TF target out of the eeveelutions, ignoring Sylveon with a specific unfortunate crowd.
>>57069585>Eevees after gen 2Mistake
>>57071827This has to be bait.
>>57071827It has been everything from dark and edgycore to furry coom hall of fame material for longer than most people talking about it today have been alive thoughie
>>57069585what if my favorites are leafeon and glaceon
>>57116108Then you need to do this
>>57069585because they’re lame designs and terrible in battle
