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C'mon, don't tell me you wouldn't
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>>57136397
I wouldn't ___________________________
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sorry i dont want my dick to smell like sweat and curry
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>>57136404
based
waifufags in shambles
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>>57136417
https://youtu.be/mm8Lxt0gyUU?si=ra9a5IS5p8AcBdW6
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>>57136397
Depends on when she last showered, our location, and when I can next shower. I don't want to smell like curry, nor have my bed smell like curry.
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>>57136397
Only if she could actually beat me in a pokemon battle first.
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>>57136397
I would make sweet love to her if she had smaller eyes
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>>57136397
>conveniently doesn't show her gorilla feet
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>>57136397
Is her hair supposed to look like roads?
Anyways, pass, I'd rather Rika
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>>57136397
with a baseball bat yea
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>>57136397
But I really wouldn't.
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>>57136397
Same energy
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>>57136397
I feel nothing about her design similar to Cynthia
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Bitch used a gogoat
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>>57136397
Me being willing to fuck something is a low bar. Don’t be proud that pajeeta has managed to step over an ankle height bar.
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The question is not "Would I want to have sex with her" but "Would she want to have sex with me?" I'm a short angry burnout and she's clearly a driven successful businesswoman. I dunno if I even have the clothes to move in the circles she moves in.
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>>57137179
Kiss the Go Goat
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>>57136397
She still looks like an ayy.
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I don't want to steal Larry's wife
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>>57137268
Rika is Larry's wife, Geeta's still up for grabs.
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>>57137236
Only real answer, 4chan greaselords thinking they have a chance with la Primera, baka.
Ay though, a short king like you has hopes with a lanky lady https://youtube.com/shorts/8VIwsLvmgXg?si=BZlThiqT88ctT8nW
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>>57137236
You're a human player with the ability to become a top-class champion in a few hours while she is just an bossy NPC game character that spent her whole life fucking her way to the top only to get destroyed within minutes by you with a meme team. The most low-level actual human >>>>>>>> bunch of 1s and 0s.
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>>57137383
Kinda sexist bro... assuming a strong woman only achieved her position through sexual favours... not a good look bro...
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>>57136397
No, she's built like a stick figure. You have to draw her like a hentai artist for her to be physically attractive, and also she's the wrong race.
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>>57136397
I would but only the fanart version of her because her in-game model's ugly as shit, I could say the same about every other SV girl desu
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a little more skin, like getting a sleeveless outfit would do wonders for her
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>>57137870
It's fucking ridiculous how much more appealing this looks
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>>57137870
Also her hair has a little too much volume imo
Would've been better if she had short hair or a ponytail but I guess then people would complain that she's basically Rika but brown
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>>57138673
This one looks like >>57137870 but passed through a small step of Corporate Memphis/"globohomo style" applied to it
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>>57136397
my curry bride who I will eat chicken vindaloo with after
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>>57136417
>>57136630
>>57137189
>>57138772
She is gypsy.
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>>57136397
Of course I would. Probably one of the few people that likes her. I really like her uncanny appearance.

>>57137236
This dude gets it. It would be nice to house husband for Geeta but it's unlikely any pokegirl would want me unless they had a measure of autism
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>>57137393
The non-existent game character isn't going to fuck you bro, you can stop simping bro
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>>57137236
>>57138812
this, pokemon players are pathetic.
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>>57136752
What's wrong with Geeta having big feet?
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>>57138812
>Of course I would. Probably one of the few people that likes her
Geeta is a character that gets drawn everyday, you can even search her on twitter
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>Geeta from Sa-gitta-ria
Should we pronounce it "Jeeta"? Like, short for Vegeta? Because we would say "Sajittaria" in the first place in English, right?
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ITT: homosexuals
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>>57139284
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GF really put effort into making an uglier and more useless champ than fucking diantha lmao
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>>57136397
I'm going to puke...
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>>57139284
sorry I prefer white women
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>>57139354
Why are you gay...
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Look, she's kinda just plain in a lot of areas and the areas where she's not it's off-putting.
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>>57136397
Unrealistic representation

Edit that lack of hair and then we talk
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>>57138975
Does this count as a visit from Krampus?
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>>57138975
I love that grass goat like you wouldn't believe
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NEED CURRY
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>>57136397
Good morning sirs
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>>57136397
>"Boss, can I go now? It's 2x1 night at the sushi bar.......and wear a coat or you will catch a cold"
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Indians smell bad
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>>57136397
She looks a lot better naked.
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>>57136397
>draw an attractive woman naked and ready to fcuk
>incels seethe and mald because of the politics they've been told to follow
I would kill myself if I was low IQ enough to live this way.
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>>57139644
nothing wrong with female body hair (for the most part)
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>>57138792
well, then
I don't want my dick to get stolen
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Geeta honestly doesn't have a bad design, they just made her too stylized and cartoony looking, which is unfortunately the direction the whole franchise seems to be going in. This here, >>57138673, with her actually having human proportions instead of noodle limbs makes her looks pretty good.
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>>57136397
sleeveless geetle is good enough to slam and jam
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>>57136397
I wouldn't. Not even the TCG could make her appealing
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>>57138975
>Spark jumps out of fireplace and sets Gogoat on fire

Well that's awkward...
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>>57141433
A man of culture
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>>57138792
gypsies are indians
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>>57144123
No
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>>57136397
As a bureaucrat she is fucking boring, she would have worked better as a racing queen, taking into account all of Paldea's background with their Cyclizar, Revavroom, and their Pokemon Gas Station.
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>>57143377
ToT
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>>57136397
i fuck pokemon only
sorry
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>>57138792
Yeah, and?
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>>57136397
no because she smells and not in a good way
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>>57146893
>gypsy
>yeah and
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>>57144625
Look it up.
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>>57136397
Not one character in SV is fuckable.
Yes that includes Perrin and that pink bitch from the edgy Kieran dlc.
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>>57147112
>Not one character in SV is fuckable.

Speak for yourself.
There are things I would do to Dendra and her two best friends
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>>57147112
Nemona
Penny
Dendra
Tulip
Poppy
Eri
Etc
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>>57140119
They're real silent 'bout this one
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>>57140116
All girls do.
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>>57147112
Are you a cavefish? Because you must be blind.
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>>57140119
Who are you quoting, race cuckold?
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>>57137870
>>57139423
>>57141637
This is such a massive improvement
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>>57147270
>race cuckold
Anon please take a break from the internet and spend some time outside
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You know something that I find funny in the entire thread is how some anons try to paint Geeta as a flop when she literally has more art than Diantha
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>>57141433
I would love it if pokegirls were allowed to have visible body hair
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>>57148103
This with pit hair plz.
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>>57147112
>Not one character in SV is fuckable.
And yet it has more than SS and SM.
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>>57148395
>SM
Fucking delusional. SM Is the peak of character design they are all very fuckable. Lana, Lillie, Mallow, Acerola, Selene? Perfect. Hell, I'm not one for hags but Lusamine Is honestly hot would gladly get my balls busted for fucking her daughter, that Is If Lusamine would even care .
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>>57148584
No one says SM didn't, just that it doesn't have a lot.
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>>57148118
Pit hair is nasty
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>>57148395
>And yet it has more than SS and SM.
Eh, no. More than DPPT or BW/2? Sure. SS and SM had some hotties though that weren't just Game Freak's Lightning x2.
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>>57136397
I would, but im saving myself for Nessa
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>>57151438
This is 100% a real story that definitely happened and not made up at all.
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>>57136397
I am vomit
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>>57151612
Cute.
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>>57151856
Geeta is a very high class woman, so she'd likely have very good personal hygiene.
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>>57151856
this but americans, americans are so disguising I actually vomit looking at them, yuck!
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>>57136397
You gotta post fanart to make this beanpole even resemble a human being and even then there's way better girls even within the game she's from
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>>57136397
Honestly, if she were gazing at me like that all naked like that then yeah I would.
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>>57136397
I've always felt that Geeta's hair was very dirty and smelly. She's definitely the ugliest female in Pokemon. Game Freak is going to have to work really hard to create an uglier design.
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It's so funny seeing anons try so hard to hate on Geeta simply because she doesn't have a coombait design.
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size 17 shoe
size XL glove
she's a big guy. 4u
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>>57153167
She still has to keep up appearances due to being the top champion.
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>>57136397
I'll be completely honest with you, the issue is her shoes.
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>>57153173
She's Paldean and eats sandwiches, you just suffer from severe brainrot
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>>57144625
Racism aside, they are Indians who migrated to Europe.
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........Laaaarry, where's my year-end report?
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>>57136397
Need pubes
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>>57157529
This
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>>57151856
Fucker, if someone shined a blacklight in your room they'd go blind from the glare. You're here with us, don't pretend you aren't filth.
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based
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>>57152784
>>57136417
>>57136630
>>57140098
proof?
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>>57159487
Damn, that's sex.....Wait, where's my wallet? And my watch?
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>>57147112
Dendra is safe!
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So her rematch ensure that she isn't the worst champ by far?
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I want a cute delicious brown indian currywife to racemix with ToT
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>>57163893
Based.
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>>57163960
nothing based about wanting to be near brown "people"
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>>57164850
racist
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