which pokemon do you dream of owning a farm of, with 100+ bred and loyal to you, and to one day help you carry out vengeance upon a hater by swarming them with overwhelming numbers?
>>57145105>Sylveon used fairy wind
>>57145105>be my biggest hater>1 day you see a massive flock of birds over the horizon>as it gets closer you see they're not birds, but hydreigons whose numbers block out the sun>the last thing you see is a fucking draco meteor
>>57145117might work on one, maybe even 2but 98 others hitting you with fire blast and honestly just going to bite your jugular with their 3 heads is just too overwhelming for any pokemon even a great fairy type
>>57145105100 Alakazams will smite my biggest hater with their 5000 IQs alonewe'd launch large scale psyop campaigns in mass media to pit the entire world against my biggest haterwe'd teleport into his house and ruin his life
>>57145105100 fucking basedboy seismitoads would be a vibe>would live near a river ideally>can poison the water supply of my biggest hater>the tympoles and palpitoads in the farm/estate would be next level comfy life>would excel in watersports and boating which would make my biggest hater very jealous
>>57145105you cannot comprehend the terror of seeing 100 gyaradoses at sea, all doing dragon dance for the last 45 minutes in anticipation of your arrival, to build of a collective attack state of 139,000,000,000, enough to wipe out the entire planet if they all hit a hyper beam at the same time
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>>57145314Based coomer harem
dragapult, so I can make the military industrial complex look inadequate
>>57145769Based
eevees and their evolutions
>>57146108Faggot
>>57145105If people don't like my favorite Pokémon, that's their loss. They just have to live with my objectively better taste. Vengeance is for insecure fags. I already know I'm better, and that's all I need.
>>57146242I respect your love for your favorite Pokémon What do you love about it?
>>57146289I think the three headed bird is a rather funny guy.
>wait for main high school bully to die of natural causes>attend funeral>mingle and share stories>sit respectfully next to bully's elderly widowed mother, patting her hands etc>listen quietly through the main ceremony>halfway into bully's best friend's eulogy stand up and whistle as loud as possible>suddenly a hundred magikarp explode through the doors and stained glass windows>chaos ensues as they bounce on the guests spraying water and splashing everywhere>gesture for the grand finale, lvl 100 magikarp slams into bully's coffin with a tackle>bully's corpse shoots out and zooms down the aisle at 1000mph aided by the water and magikarp grease like it's a big slip'n'slide>corpse hits a concrete embankment outside and is catapulted into the thermosphere disappearing into the sky with a twinkle and a cheeky lil schwing>guests look on in sopping wet shock as i laugh until the cops come and get me>have best friend release all the magikarp into an idyllic stream free from life's cares and pidgeotto as thanks for their serviceEat shit Bradley
