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Please God please tell me JASMINE is over the age of 18. I can't keep picking the wrong pokemon female characters to simp over
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>>57146237
>giving a fraction of a shit about the age of a person who does not exist
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>>57146246
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This is the dumbest mindset I’ve seen in years and I hate how it’s all over twitter. They’re fictional characters.
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>>57146252
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>trying to poorly copy the weezing poster
sad
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>>57146237
She's 15 in Gen 2/4, but at this point in the timeline she's like 29.
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>>57146260
That might've been me
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>>57146237
>JASMINE
>over the age of 18
Maybe in BW2...
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>>57146259
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>>57146262
You have to be kidding me? I'm going to kill myself. Does Japanese regions not hire adult female gym leaders? Is Lenora 18?
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>>57146269
Tell me more how it's ok to beat off picrel because it's just a drawing
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>>57146237
Who the fuck is Jasmine?
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>>57146276
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>>57146270
There are adult women running gyms, but they jump from being the cooler older kid to your 10 year old trainer to someone in her 30s or 40s.
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>>57146278
Erika's BFF
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>>57146279
>complete and utter average joe, neither fat nor greasy
is this supposed to be an argument?
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>>57146270
>Kanto
Erika: 16-18
Sabrina: 16-18
Probably closer to 18
Lorelei: 25-30
Agatha: 50-60
>Johto
Whitney: 15-16
Jasmine: 15 (Confirmed)
Clair: 18-25
Karen: 25-30
>Hoenn
Roxanne: 14 (Confirmed)
Flannery: 25 (Confirmed)
Winona: 16 ('Confirmed', no confirmation of final build beyond beta)
Liza: 8-10
Phoebe: 15-18
Glacia: 35-45
>Sinnoh
Gardenia: 18 (Confirmed)
Maylene: 10 (Confirmed)
Fantina: 32 (Confirmed)
Candice: 16 (Confirmed)
Bertha: 56 (Confirmed)

That's the Japanese regions
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>>57146286
You just admitted that it's ok to beat off to kids. Why should I argue with scum? Also
>Average joe
Lmao
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>>57146292
>>57146276
read the flowchart you illiterate faggot
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>>57146288
>Gardenia: 18
YES
YES
FINALLY
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STUCK TO MY ONE TRUE LOVE
TORTERRAGODS, WE WIN AGAIN
THANK YOU BASED ARCEUS
IM PEAKING THROUGH THE ETERNA CITY GYM AS WE SPEAK
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>>57146292
Enjoying your first day on 4chan?
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>>57146298
Oh I did
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>>57146308
evidently not
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>>57146303
Well to be fair, she's older than that at this point. We know that Team Rocket Grunt's kid is at least 4, so assuming that happened in Gen 1 rather than Gen 2, then BW are at minimum a year later than Gen 2/4, 2 years pass to BW2, 2 years until SM, and then we don't know how long SwSh/SV are after SM, only that SV is sometime after SwSh, probably another 2 years.

Meaning Gardenia at minimum at this point is 25. Now realistically, we could figure it out based on if we knew exactly when Porygon was made, because SM mentions it was 20 years ago, and 20 years ago would be Gen 1 (which is just a nice callback, but it'd have to be before Mewtwo, which was made in July), meaning Red/Blue would be 31 in SM if Porygon was made that Winter/Spring of that year, which means at most Gardenia would be 38 years old by SM.

So realistically by SV, she's probably anywhere from 27-40 years old.
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>>57146317
Flowchart said nothing about it being wrong to beat off to loli-- as long as it isn't realistic of course!
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>>57146320
because it isn't
beating off to loli is okay, beating off to children is not
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>>57146319
>27-40 years old.
Hot
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>>57146323
>beating off to loli is okay
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>>57146279
average groyper
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>>57146288
>Jasmine: 15 (Confirmed)
where
>Maylene: 10 (Confirmed)
the fuck?
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>>57146279
he's kinda cute
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>>57146335
I know bro....heartbroken...... Fuck maylene, but jasmine bro? It's not fair.....
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>>57146327
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&req=granuleid%3AUSC-1994-title18-section2256

>This definition does not apply to depictions that are drawings, cartoons, sculptures, or paintings depicting minors or adults.
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>>57146336
Least gay lolicon
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>>57146339
>Tldr you can't be charged for jerking it to cartoon drawings of little girls
Who's your favorite drawing of a little girl you like to beat off to? How old is she canonically? What part of the single digit aged girl do you like the most?!
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>>57146251
it took exactly one google search to learn that "Berry Loga," the guy who made the tweet all these replies are to, is the greasiest of all
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>>57146335
Most of them probably come from the leaks recently. Also it's not like it matters for most of the Japanese leaders, by the time of SV even Liza is an adult at this point.
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>>57146347
He don't jerk it to children, thoughoverbeit
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>>57146356
>implying drawings are children
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We got setting and character materials from Gen III to SM thanks to a game freak leak. Lots of random office documents with actual ages and general back stories that might have been boiled down to a line of an NPC saying "Their dad was a gym leader"

People are coping because a good chunk of the characters they thought were 20-something adults are at best 18, and the oldest protagonist until Arceus was 14 instead of just being ambiguous.
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>>57146359
My mistake. He doesn't jerk off to drawings of children. Major difference, haha
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>>57146371
Gardenia chad (me and only me) are still winning
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https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Ruby_and_Sapphire/Character_Profiles
https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Black_and_White/Documents

If you want sources that have gone through the retro community.
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>>57146372
>drawings of children
what children?
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In Japanese culture until this past year you were considered a minor until age 20. No cell phone contract, parents could force you to come back home, deny employment at a job, etc.
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>>57146504
As it should be desu
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>>57146262
I prefer Cynthia's canon age range, she's exactly the same age as me in current year.
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>>57146371
Only thing I know is Gen 3 ages getting leaked because of Roxanne. Gen 1 and 2 images got leaked by afaik no ages.
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>>57146520
Should be consdiered a child until your brain finished fully developing at 25 no harm.
Lotta stupid, STUPID fucking 20-24 yo's running around. Fair there's enough 25 year olds (and older) are fucking idiots, but they don't have the excuse of not being fully baked to lean on.
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>>57146549
You know she's single right? This spring/summer she'll be in unova. Shoot your shot king
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>>57146556
Precisely my reasoning
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>>57146558
As I said in the Geeta thread, regardless of my desires to do the horizontal mambo with her, I don't think I'm a fulfilling enough partner to halp such a beautiful lily blossom fully.
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>>57146562
Yep. To give an example from my own life, bloke I went to school with started smoking weed in his teens, I started smoking weed at 22. I remember my childhood, last time I was talking to a ld in his social circle, he professed the bloke couldn't remember his teenage years. Until you're mid-20's, your brain's still very much liquid jelly/jello if american, even if it's setting fast by time you're out of college
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>>57146567
It's ok, I'll be the man you won't be for her



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