Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.>Informationhttps://unite-db.com/https://uniteapi.dev/>Test Server (Needs VPN)https://publictest-pu.com/index.html>Upcoming- Galarian Rapidash(January 23rd)>Current- Tinkaton has been released-https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml- Patch notes:https://unite-db.com/patch-notesPrevious: >>57120759
>jungler zoroark with cockring comfey duo on my team so bad they can't even kill a lone owlHow are these people able to breath
Tinkaton and a gay unicorn in the game before >Any unova starter >Any johto starter >Any sinnoh starter >Sceptile KEKAROOOOOO
Currently at 1,475 which makes me World Ranking 8206. That's grim considering this rating would be lower than that by the first week of past seasons.
>>57159430game is slowly dying I just wish we had the chinese beta it has more fun modes to play for casuals
LAWL
>>57159430not a single person on my friends list plays anymore and i've barely touched the game in the past 6 months. Only people left are spics and toddlers, sad to see but you can only really blame timi
>>57159430They made it so you can't get carried to 1600 anymore so it makes sense. I imagine a lot more people are below 1200 now.
>>57159369I like Tinkaton way more than any of those, so that's cool with me.
Sylveon should have just been a Supportand why are the fairies not allowed to have Moonblast?WTF?
>>57159569True, that's how Sylvie is built as stat-wise in the main games. But to showcase that Pixilate turns Hyper Voice into a stronger move than Moonblast it really tracks which is pretty creative. Hopefully if Grimm gets in they'll still have that creativity intact.Also no Moonblast you say?>Gardevoir
For fuck sakes I cant get out of 1500 it has been more than a week since Ive been here why did they make it much harder to climb
>>57159679The discord trannies, that's why.
>>57159369Maybe we could see something for unova in the near future, because of legends like snivy or maybe samurott I think the pig will get released Way after the other starters are released cause no one likes the pig enough for timi to shill it.
>>57159430My peak has been 1430 this season, lol.
>>57159553They made it so that you need a positive winrate to climb from 1400 onwards instead of the needed 1600 in the previous seasons
>>57159862It would have been tolerable if I didn't get retards in ultra on my team with the rest having 500 matches total, while the enemy team is full on swat teams with satellite communication, coordinations like it's Erwin Rommel leading these faggots.
Extreme Zacian is bullshit
>Timi announces changes to ranked matchmaking>Points earned per win will be reduced, but to compensate MMR range will be narrowed as well>They only implement the point change for season 24So now it's harder to get to 1600 and the quality of matches is now worse because more people are stuck below 1600 and you're more likely to get matched with ultrashitters.Fantastic move Timi you really know how to fucking make this game enjoyable.
>Ally Mamoswine spends the entire game farming>Fug up? In our jungle farming>Team fight on Fug? Farming>Lose the team fight? Farming>Enemy takes fug? Farming>Enemy goes through our jungle to start scoring and starts beating on the Mamoswine? Still farmingAnd reporting does fuck all in this game if they aren't literally AFK in base.
>>57159553I'm getting a lot less draft this season, I can only assume it's because of this.
>change mmr timi!!!>ok>n-no not like this I need my participation sticker...
>playing psyduck>still doing the most damage despite getting nerfed oblivion cuz our team just won't fightPsy-ai-ai....
>>57160938i just dont think you should need to play 2k+ games with a 56% WR to make it to 1600 sorry
>>57159369man fuck the unova startersi want a nice unova mon likevolcorona, hydregon, liligant (either version), any unovan mythical that isnt keldeo sinnoh i just want empoleon and drapion johto i just want dunsparce and shuckle i hope tinkaton being added doesnt mean we could get mob mons in the future cause there is none worth adding.
>>57160938>timi claims that matchmaking is changed to prioritize current master rank rating>majority of my matches are not draft despite being masters 1500I don't mind masters being harder to get, but the MMR change is objectively failing to do what it claims and has resulted in far worse matches
>>57161045The +8/-10 is the real issueWith +8/-10, 100 matches at 56 WR gives net 8 pointsWith +9/-9, what it should be, you’d get 72 points
>love tinkaton>keep getting put against teams with mostly range, even in blind pickI don't WANNA use Ice Hammer or Smackdown.
>Jungler Gengar goes Hex / Shadow BallYou better hope it was a Misclick
>>57159369>Any unova starter>>57160989>man fuck the unova startersThis.Give us Whimsicott, Conkeldurr, Cofagrigus, Excadrill, Simipour, Zebstrika, Leavanny, Maractus, Scrafty, Gothitelle, Beheeyem, Mienfoo, Golurk, Bisharp(Tinkatuff needs her victim), Bouffalant, Mandibuzz, Meloetta(this time for real and not April fool's joke), Genesect.>i hope tinkaton being added doesnt mean we could get mob mons in the future cause there is none worth addingWell, Audino and Miltank will be great supports, I would also like Vespiquen to be a swarmer/minion master type character.
After a string of losses I don't feel like trying anymore.Time to turn off my brain and break out the Eevees.
>>57161699Will it be stored power espeon or icicle spear glaceon today?
>>57161751Stored Power, good sir!
What’s so bad about Aegislash? From the outside looking in, he seems tanky, good mobility, tons of damage.
>>57161895power creep
>>57161895Balanced mon surrounded by broken shit.
>>57161895The ult lets him down a lot and he's kinda lacking in damage compared to other mons, iron head is a shit move too and desperately needs to let him attack sooner.
>no yearly pseudoits over...
>>57162554Bro, your Metagross?Wait->released december 26 of last yearFuuuuuuuuuuuck...
God, it feels like I have to do fucking everything.I might as well play a singleplayer game, or at the very least a fighting game.At least with those I know if I lose it's just me needing to get better.
>>57162554Imagine being that sperg fag who likes or gives a fuck about legendaries and pseuds
>>57162554We'll get parodox salamance eventually , wait and hope
>>57163120Wtf is that thing
>>57161895Levels 1-6 are miserable.
The wheel spinning animation is so fucking funny man Exactly how I would expect a scamware Chinese company to design a wheel!
Unless you’re a brand ass new player what the fuck would you even do with 100,000 coins anyway?
>>57163285Waste it all upgrading emblems.
The spin challenge with that ice cream mon is absolute Umbreon Black Dog Shit.I only got tickets
>>57163330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwhT_X4ybDY jk i only got the 10k coins would have felt nice to get the jackpot not that i need it
>play for 2 and a half hours>end up 5 elo lower than where I started Yeah I think I’m done
>>57159344Happy New Year!
here's to another cream filled new year...
2025 sux
Glaceon requires zero skill & you NEED to kill yourself for using it
>>57164469Know what's worse than a Glaceon?A Glaceon backed by a Comfey that's auto-aim stunning you so you can't catch it ON TOP OF backing its big fat ass up and shitting out a gorillion damage just because you were in its vision for 0.5 seconds.
my new years resolution: play other switch games
>>57161178My unova brother from another mother, based Chad.
>>57162554>>57162615Don't forget we also didn't get any starter this year, none.
>>57164818I have the same amount of hours on mine too lol
This boss rush is turning out to be>okay who is going to be the cuck that has to play Slowbro.>Absolute hilarious everytime the shield timing fails during Sacred Sword and we all get sliced!
What happens with your held items that need to stack during boss raid?Do they automatically max stack or they just stay useless?
>>57164818>LoR on switchHuh. How'd you enjoy the Price of Silence?
>>57164987>wut happun if stack thing get no stack?! do be big stack?!?!holy fucking retarded
>>57164818haha, yeah...
>>57165246What real addiction looks like, all these babies are nothing compared to your power.
Is it known how the game is doing in china?
>>57165398When it releases in china we will know.
>>57165420It's been out since november
>>57164905That's got to change this year.Empoleon is heavily roumored (supported by the "plush" theory). Also being in Pokken (like Sceptile), that shares some of the key dev team membersPlus. I'd put my money on getting either Skeledirge or Quaquaval this year too
it's cumming for your bootyyou CAN'T stop it
>>57165572Yeah a starter is bound to happen, I wonder if they'll ever have a starter be a support.
>>57164818>>57164960>>57165246You are babbies
The Tsareena kimono holowear is fuckin cute.
>>57165687anon that's your full hoursthe other posts were just this year
>>57165761It is, if I didn't have the pirate I would go for it.
i like a lot of popular pokemon so it's kind of crazy that in 3.5 years NONE of them have been added, i've genuinely lost all hope.
>>57166133Whomst are you waiting for?
>>57166133I like a lot of unpopular pokemon so I'm very lucky just one of them (Crustle) was added
>>57166104I am retarded.
>>57166133The fuck? Who do you want added then?The Three Eevees of snorefest?
>>57165618Vanillite keeps popping up in the menus, but they woundn't dare. They are not that based
>pokemon I like got in>fucking hate playing it
>>57165082>Triple overcharge deck + Emo III Esther + Mass summation spamIt was very close. Still, the hardest fight goes to Bloodbath Angela. The Black Silence reception was really depressing. Doing the entire Carmen realization straight after almost made me distort like Yan didI haven't felt that overwhelmed since day 48 and 49 of lobcorpTime for limbus, I guess, yayy
I'm never getting out of the 1400's it's just not happening.
>>57166357Happened to me with DodrioIm just not gud
>>57166357Same. Got a couple of stickers with him, then stopped maining and only play occasionally.
>>57166357Picrel hands down, the current meta absolutely rapes anything that tries going in at all & I can't stand playing like a kiting pussy faggot.
>>57166133100% they are saving shit like Lopunny, some Gen Wun mons and a few others as a "break glass in case the game is about to lose its remaining playerbase" last option.
>had one more shitty quick match daily left to do to get the final bit on the tree>thought this was the last day to do so when it was actually yesterdaywell fuckthis is why I hate purely timegated grinds
uh oh IT'S AN ALL MY TEAMS HAVE NON-EXP. SHARE COMFEYS NIGHT
This Chinese spyware game wants us to>Play a ranked game>Play as tsareena in rank 0/10WTF?with the new dogshit ranking system its almost they want us to derank and fail
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni-ppMpBTak&t=110s
What happened this season to make it so that NOBODY wants to take our fucking jungle mobs, unless of course I'm the Jungler at which point everyone wants a pieceI'm so fucking tired of having to go and take the jungle because my jungler and every DPS is scared to not be dying every 2 seconds inting on some enemy goal
>finally getting tinkaton after it became available for coins>anything that gets in melee range (especially if it has shields like metagross or safeguard blissey) just fucking diesFriendship has ended with Tsareena.Tinkaton is my new main.
I was hoping to break through after getting to 1500 but of course all it really means is now I'm gonna get even worse matches until the goddamn shitters drag me down to the pits of hell again. Motherfucking Flail Snorlax and zero Exp. Share Comfey.
If you see a teammate hovering over Ninetales, fucking take it before they do. It's all 40% winrate women and waifufags.
>>57166582>Doing the entire Carmen realization straight after almost made me distort like Yan didHeh, I remember on release people heard it had checkpoints unlike other Realizations and were like "Wow, why'd they make it so casual?", and then they found out.
Most recent winrates if anyone is interested. Darkrai nerfs punted it down to acceptablish levels and no one even bothered trying the shadow claw buffs. Psyduck is still a menace as expected.
just got to 1600 with a 64%wr in 176 games ezzzzztook longer than usual but worth it to filter out the shitters that didn't get the sticker this season haha
>>57168515tink winrate being that high is pretty baller but WOW her other skills need buffs so bad.
>>57168760Ice hammer needs to be able to hit right in front of you and not get stuck on walls, honestly it's a hard move to make work especially when it competes with thief. Smackdown just needs a stun at full charge.
I haven't seen a jungler continue to farm their mobs after first gank in over 50 matches
Being a jungler feels like a chore
>>57168515>Garchomp that highWhat's your secret, did you finally stop gooning to Cynthia
>>57169109Garchomp has been high up for awhile, it's a strong mon even if the general public can't see it.
>>57169090Because your teammates are 99% retarded cockroaches that will either leave for dead to the enemy team or steal jungle, no matter what you do even if you have 12 kills with 100k damage that match your retarded teammates will find a way to lose the match, what's that you were raping the enemy team the first 8 minutes, let's push tier 2 goal right before ray and offer a winning condition on a silver platter to the enemy team.
>>57168760>>57168793>Ice hammer needs to be able to hit right in front of youAgreed, it's so stupid that the move is very picky on how it's used..>"Oops you're too close, you missed!">"Oops you're too far, you missed!">"Oops 25% of the enemy is not in the zone, you missed!""Good job, you got them, now step back another 5 feet to do it again!"All this work just for such a low damage move..
Wow, I sure love our team being scattered across the map back-capping at all times while the enemy is a well-oiled machine that sticks together.I might as well start playing Sableye since it literally does not matter what I do.There's no helping these people.
Shit, this legitimately might be the first season where I don't get the 1600 sticker.I'm constantly flip-flopping between 1490 and 1510.
It’s crazy how few people counter-pick fucking items in draft they’ll see an umbreon on the other team and you’ll still have 3 people run buddy barrier or a comfey or clefable and no one will throw a curse item on and then like as not still complain about losing you played your fucking self
>>57168760>Ice Hammer's hitbox is now both bigger and starts in front of you/on the designated autotarget enemy. You can still adjust it's reticle to have it be a dash, and it's range is greatly increased to nix the "sticking on walls" issue>Smackdown now has a 1s stun at max Charge and no hammer stacks, a 2s stun at max charge with 40 hammer stacks, and a 3s stun at max charge with 60 hammer stacks to coincide with the range increases.There, fixed her other moves.
>>57170060>no hammer stackswhoops, meant 20 hammer stacks
apparently “gmasasu” is an actual elderly woman and I’ve lost to her repeatedly I think it’s time to kms
>Goes AFK several times>Leaf Tornado EldegossWhen was the last time I even saw a Leaf Tornado one? Like 7 months ago?
>>57170136I had one on my team yesterday.They didn't do shit.
>went from 1500+ to barely scratching 1400It's amazing how your teammates are perfectly designed to individually make each and every worst possible decision for throwing a match.
>>57170120It's great that there is someone out there making whippersnappers humble
>>57170136I use it sometimes if a teammate goes Buzz or if it's draft and I can already tell that fuckass owl on the other team is going Razor Leaf. The tornado upgrade renders those owls fucking worthless, which is sometimes necessary because you know your teammates are just gonna beat up on some poor Defender instead of jumping on the very frail owl currently shredding them to dust.
I would honestly rather deal with psyduck than blissey at this point
is there a worse more do-nothing move in the game than aegislash’s shadowclaw??
>>57170464off the top of my head, gyarados aqua tail
>>57170205Had a zera call jungle and proceed to do 14k damage last night
>>57170464I don't know how you landed on Aegislash for "worst move in the game" and yet somehow missed Iron Head
Speaking of Aegislash, why isn't Wide Guard called "King's Shield" instead?It's literally Aegis' signature move, even the animation they use in this game looks like its shield.
>getting beaten so badly no one on our team can get a single kill>someone goes afk so now we're in a 4v5>enemy practically lives on our side of the map and kills us so we can never get any farm>team for some godforsaken reason refuses to surrerender even though the enemy is constantly 3-4 levels above us>lose by over 800 points with the enemy not even touching fugIt's times like these where I feel like quitting for like a month.
>in the three seconds it took for me to kill the enemy owl the rest of my team got obliteratedfuck
>>57170677Probably as to not have people favor it instantly over Iron Head (at least on paper Iron Head is fucking garbage) as unless you're a starter or similar almost every signature move isn't really in the game. Like Ho-Oh's Sky attack looks oddly like Sacred Fire, Zacian, Trev, & Zeraora's signatures being given to their Ult instead, but after looking through it's not that many.
Lemme power swap that venu
>ban umbreon psyduck blissey mimikyugame 1000x better
Who else reach 1600 already this game is just bullshit man
Man, this thread reminds me how /lolg/ used to be like before it became a cesspool of Porn Spammers, ERPers, and Schizos..
>>57172097I'm trying, but I'm not good enough to carry these people.
>>57172221unfortunately there was a point when the general was just insufferable ERP and porn spamand not even about the pokemon either just some gay faggots with their shitty trainers
>>57172234That was just because Absol was so insufferable that it mindbroke this place.
asking us to rank with Tsareena for rewards is like asking us to reach for the Starsthey could have just given us limited time use for her, but instead we got Aegislash, Snorlax, InteleonWTF were these chinky commie game developers thinking?
>stupid shithead on our team that's worse than a bot>the rest of our team is decent and we win the game with fug>same stupid shithead is now on enemy team>we stomp their team at fug and they're busy backcappingTruly a blessed day today.
Playing Gardevoir feels like shit, how come having the highest SPAtk stat still makes you not damage anything that isn't 5 levels below youWhen are the rest of the Ralts line coming? i would even take Iron Valiant for shilling points
>>57172463What build?
>>57172645glasses, spoon, thingy with smoke
>>57172463Sorry, but literally skill issue. Garde's a very high damage mon with a game winning ult.
>>57172837Moveset?
smooth kissable legs...
>>57168515I tried to tell the retards last thread as a Psyduck main and they didn't believe me. I'm glad tink isn't as dogshit as before.Also seems like people forgot how toxic Blissey truly is since she did get a buff.
Stop using hoopa during boss rush you stupid cunts
>>57172463You are playing and expecting her to be a one shot killerShe is more of a follow up secure the killYou attack and unleash skills while the defenders are instigating and the gankers are ganking.Unless you want to bush camp which is kind of boring.
>>57172882psychic/psyshockbuilting anything different feels like it makes taking objectives way worse>>57173072thanks for the tips
Year of the snake. If we get serperior will it be attacker, speeder or all-rounder? I would like to see how Contrary functions instead of typical overgrow.
After the tranny horse release who is next?Is datamine leaks a thing in this game?
>>57173142Speedster where Contrary activates and reverses the debuffs it received when hit by an opposing Pokémon's move and then goes on cooldown.
>>57168465yeah, the entire game was fun but really difficult, can't imagine what it was like when everything was on early access pre-nerf. I have so much respect for the folks who beat it as it came out, must have been kino
I always laugh everytime some fails to shield the Behemoth BladeIdkw
>>57173165Alolan Raichu
I assume Galarian Rapidash hasn't been touched since the PTS?
>>57173482don't forget about the legendaryslop for pokemon day first
I’m chat banned again/still S
>>57172422if you can't win with Tsareena you're bad at the game
That’s why I try to ban bliss every game
>>57174387We just needed more damage to be honest, all those stuns didn't do much
Needed someone to go dive there and we didn’t have it
diving deeply into my girl...
>every time a team a team bans tinkaton it's so they can play metagross without shitting their pants in fearlmao
>>57174815That's how it's supposed to work: you ban your counters, then shit all over the helpless opposition.
Later Sybb Ggs man
>Gible leaves Top lane for some fucking reason despite the fact that staying there would've absolutely ensured that him and Leafeon would dominate that lane>Fucking refuses to Farm and Level up>does 23k damage, our Eldegoss did 32k>1 KOGibles man....
>Blissey banned>Stuns everywhere>Blissey not banned>Unstoppable monstersCan't tell which is worse.
>>57175353I just play Tinakton and say "Fuck you" to all that.
>>57175353Fuck blissey
>>57175258ggs indeed
>Supporter Needed!>The person spamming it goes Wigglytuff and constantly spams "Thanks!">Backcaps right before 2:10
>It's another "Jungler clears the jungle once at the start of the match and then never enters it ever again" episodeFUN
Fuck itI'll play Scyther, I'm sick of just seeing Scizor.
>draft mode>teammate below me hovers over a mon with clear intent to pick it>pick a mon that has good synergy with it>they switch to something last second that makes no sense for the enemy compfor why
>>57175484that's every match these days, I feel like I have to jungle but of course every time I do my team will all pick attackers and decide they want the jungle as well because I didn't go to the lane they inted at trying to dunk stack as an immobile squishy
>Bought Greedent, 14k coins left>only 4 / 5 when Rapidash comes, pokemon left (Glaceon, Blissey, Hoopa, Mime)Feels surreal
So when are we going to address the Blissey issue in draft.
I'm so glad that once again my team doesn't ban Mimikyu, the enemy first picks it and they all decide to go attackers/speedsters/all-rounders and oh no how does the mimikyu keep wiping us
>actually get decent teammates for once in a blue moon>ruined by that one jackass who is always off on their own and chooses a non-cc set against mons that need to be kept in checkgetting one godawful teammate is always worse than getting four bad ones
>>57175964People need to get on the same page and just ban it outside of psyduck which is less a support and more of just a menace in general the other supports are half a character compared to what blissey brings to a team
STOP GIVING ME FLAIL SNORLAX AND SPINSPOUT BLASTOISE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57162554Next is going to be Baxcalibur, based spanish concavator
>>57173165Likely the legend for the annyversaryWhat are your guys hopes and fears?I fear Koraidon, and I hope Xerneas
>>57173482Really?Many Alolan mons are winners, but i would still prefer Sandslash, Exeggutor or Marowak over Raichu
>>57176168>xerneas Legit never ever heard of or seen this thing til now lol
>>57176191Not a big pokemon fan but a moba fan?Are there mons in the game you personally didnt know about?
>>57176189Really, it's in the files. I don't like it either, but it does have its fans.>>57173165Want: Lunala. Fear: any genie. Probably getting: Koraidon.
>>57176198Yeah to be honest before this game I had never seen or heard of aegislash, tinkaton, cramorant, crustle, aramarouge or ceruledge, comfey, dragapult, buzzswole, tsareena, duralodon, falinks, goodra, hoopa, inteleon, x&y, mimikyu, talonflame, sylveon, trevenant urshifu or zacian. I haven’t played any of the main games since like platinum either tho
>>57176220That's pretty cool actually. I like that Unite is not only playedby pokemon diehards
>>57176168>>57173142Year of the Snake will be Zygarde
>>57176168I hope we get Lugia.
>>57176220based boomer that sounds like an ideal timeline do yourself a huge favor and do not look up vanilluxe or klefki just get off this site actually you are to pure to be here you are like an innocent baby.
>>57176168the anniversary mons have been in order, you're getting Celebi or a Hoenn legend
>>57176168So far we've had Zacian and Miraidon. Errn does Hoopa count?I dunno if Hoopa was a pokemon day release but i kind of hope it was and that we can get a mythical this time and not a box legend, they tend to be more underused (Marshadow, Melmetal, Genesect, Deoxys Defense... I'd be down for Volcanion even). Celebi is on another league thou, this wouldn't surprise me.As box legends go... Are the recent dlc main legendaries sort of box legends? They are like Giratina and rayquaza in a way, like the DLC is acts as the third versionWhy that in mind they should double up on the horse action and give us one of the Calyrex riders, definitely
>>57176241Won't we have to see what Mega Zygarde looks like first? Hold up they could release it through Unite as a promo stunt for ZA
>>57173142Have we preoviously gotten releases based on the chinese year?
>>57176220Gen 5's a pretty good place to stop, it's all downhill from there.
>>57176245Lugia's cool. Different enought to Ho-oh I guessI'd be lame to get Koraidon or Zamazenta tho, we just got Armarouge and Ceruledge
>>57176272Good point but not exaclty. Mewtwo comes first in the Pokedex than MewAlthough I could see Suicune (box legend as well as a sublegendarie, was in Pokken), Lugia or Celebi totally happening for the annyversary
I would pay money to instaban Umbreon from every game I play
>>57176429Umbreon blissey mimikyu psyduck ought to be banned outright. miraidon urshifu tsareena Blaziken are all probably better or stronger than some of those picks but I rarely see miraidon and Blaziken/urshifu require more skill than you see most people have. Tsareena is just a cunt
I'm starting to notice that the enemy team always has full holowear and my team has none. Putting money into the game 1000% gives you better matchmaking.
>>57176429This but all Eevees in general.
the time is ripe...
did 2024 introduce a single remotely balanced mon
>>57176822Yes, Tinkaton
>>57176822Tink.She was kinda dogshit at first but she's pretty good now.
>team goes with absolutely no CC whatsoever>enemy has scizor and goodraWill they learn from this?No.
my UJST is extra intense tonight...
