What kinds of things do you fantasize doing with pokemon, or if you were in the pokemon world? for me, one is:>rob banks with alakazams and excadrills>hide away in a desolate mountain village>rescue a baby Deino from villagers>gain respect from a local cave of 250+ Hydreigons/Deino/Zweilous, feeding them, where i eventually train them and i now have 250+ level 100 Hydreigons>my cover from the bank robbery is blown after seen sleeping around with many many many smoking hot perfect body anime women >my 250+ Hydreigons simultaneously Draco Meteor the ops' base and entire village/city into a parking lot
>>57162133more on the alakazam bank robberies>my alakazam's 5000+ IQ plans a massive bank robbery that destroys the economy of the Kanto region>we dig a tunnel from every bank vault to my biggest hater's house' basement, so they think he took all of it>we simply teleport into each bank vault and teleport out, not actually using the tunnels at all>but having a super fast pokemon like Arcanine run from each bank vault to the center to make some footprint tracks>while my biggest hater is being hanged in the town square we are watching from a distance like the dancing israelis on 9/11
>>57162133recurring fantasy on exterminating every bug pokemon from the face of the earth>i rally all fire trainers and others for my cause, also using Alakazam's 5000+ IQ for mass mind control and propagandaland unit is 600 pokemon: >1 primal groudon>100 charizards>100 typhlosions>100 arcanines>100 talonflames>50 tyranitars>100 Rhydons/Rhyperiors>50 ExcadrillsSea unit>Volcanion >199 gyaradosesAir unit>100 mega charizardshow we'd do it>no fancy camps, no trains, no more waste of the tax payer dollars, just straight up battle axe strategy >literally just 1000+ mons starting from pallet town and working our way thru every region absolutely steam-rolling every bug pokemon in our path>any trainer with a bug pokemon must surrender them or be thrown in the holy flames along with their pokemoni would be riding an Entei throughout
Bumping an interesting thread.I would simply like to go on walks or go grocery shopping with my Pokemon. I've had a recurring fantasy about just living a comfy, quiet life with a Jynx friend, or one of my IRL shinies/prized Pokemon
>>57162133That's not a tastefully schizo fantasy, that's merely a garden-variety autist fantasy.
I'd like to be a shiny Aurorus living in a snowy forest
>Oh cool a fantasy thread what kinda world building do we got going in hea-Well, if we're going full autist my fantasy would be becoming a hero of justice and stopping your insane plans. Thankfully, my level 75 Bulbasaur is a special Bulbasaur that could solo your entire army with his special move Super Leech Seed. It's like Leech Seed, but way better.
>>57162133Being happy. I've always been mentally ill, so having some little friends designed by god to warp reality for their trainers comfort has been a recurring dream. I'll take a magical cure in a heartbeat.
>>57162133I'd want to raise a beautiful Kirlia thanks to becoming the best version of myself.
>>57162133>>57163264Suicune is my absolute king, God sent Suicune to me for a special reason and I am forever bound to him>beginning of pokemania, 90s, start w/ Squirtle to level 100 Blastoise>Blastoise is my best friend, pure pokepal, my family is even aware of it, my brothers looking on as i train him up to level 100, parents playfully ask how he's doing as if he's a pet>little brother playing my gameboy accidentally releases my Blastoise>i'm devastated, visibly depressed for weeks, genuinely hurt my relationship w/ my brother for decades>only recently forgave my brother for literally no knowing how to read at the time>searched for Blastoise in the wild for years, thinking he might be out there>cried thinking my Blastoise was all alone out there like an abandoned puppy>Silver comes out, super early in the game, might highest level pokemon is 25 Bayleef>i encounter Suicune in the wild, level 40 and the most beautiful pokemon i ever gazed my eyes upon>it runs away and i'm like wtf was that thing?>i encounter it again shortly after, and CAUGHT IT! >Suicune is perfect, beautiful, powerful, glorious, and such a higher level that he becomes my ace and i fucking steamroll the rest of the game with him. >his water moves are reminiscent of an old friend - my Blastoise>when other kids hear about it, they tell me how rare it is to encounter him, let alone catch him, that early on.>i refused to believe it was random chance. Suicune came to me.>From then on I determined it was my Blastoise's spirit returning to me>trained Suicune to level 100 to honor the spiritbrings a smile to my face every time i tell this storyto this day i imagine riding Suicune, far far away, over the horizon where i can't see land anymore, and stumbling upon a beautiful island where Blastoise is waiting there for me with a pina colada
>>57163294comfy>>57163349fuck you. the only thing your bulbasaur will experience is all 3 of Hydreigon's heads in a different hole of his, simultaneously hitting Fire Blast faggot
>>57163264slice of life in the pokemon world is so great and it's too bad there isn't more about itreally getting to dive deep into living with pokemon flintstones style
>>57164194>>57163264this is so comfy i think about it all the time
>>57164282the franchise genuinely peaked with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvXocHmMKQc
>>57164172Oh yeah, I remember you anon. It's always nice to see you around in nice threads like these. Sometimes I think about you and your story
>>57162133Just chilling with my mons.In the morningAs I work out and do choresTogetic using her water pulse to water my veggie and flower gardens.Preps them to eaten for launch and dinnerUsing fairy wind to blow out the dust cleaning the house.As Ribombee enriches my garden with aromatherapy and pollen puff,honey gathers honey for morning honey tea and later for mead.The extra honey gets sold.>Midday to lunchPorygonZ and Metang preps my computer station and generally helps me with.Coding workDigital money laundering Bitcon botting.Giving mrbeast tier influencers fake views and engagement for a profit.Some shoppingAs meowstic sleeps in my lap>Late afternoonI take out Chimecho and Ribombee to randomly heal trainers.Some for free, some for a price And some for some sex work.>night timeI let meowstic out to hypnosis mons in the area and payday the shit out them Or rapes them, idk i dont really judge.Meowstic returning home with a sack of gold like a banditWhat a perfect life.
>>57162133I second what >>57163264 >>57164194 said. I personally would just go about my day as always, but accompanied with my fave, cheering me on throughout the day. Slice of life is pretty neat
>>57164182>dark type prevailing over a hero of justiceYou underestimate how powerful Super Leech Seed is. I'd give you a chance to let go of your hatred and stop your villainous ways though. With your skills you could help make the world a better place. Don't let your rage continue to cloud you.
>>57164330Thanks based KingI will continue to tell my story as it is one of hope and beauty in the pokemon world
>>57164370Based and I respect the use of your Pokémon for financial gainI think you can do more though such as siphon some profit to a side project to eventually make your own money and be more independent such as an e-commerce store or somethingIf you evolve him to Metagross he certainly has the intelligence to do this for you
>>57165352you would be dead before you even entered my general location>5000 IQ alakazam and metagross telepathically tracking you>a small portion of our army teleports around your village at night while you slumber>bombards your village with draco meteors and fire blasts>now your whole village and surrounding forest area is on fire and in ruins>as you crawl out of your house 100+ hydreigons surround your home and simultaneously draco meteor and/or fire blast your bulbasaur>he is reduce to nothing but a fried skeleton of himself, which one more draco meteor smashes to dust>i teleport behind you and kick you in the nuts
>>57166553You're making a looooot of assumptions about how Super Leech Seed works that are gonna end up costing you victory in the end.
>>57166774You’re making lots of assumptions on how 1000 Draco meteors to the cranium works
>>57162216>land unit is 600 pokemon:>1 primal groudon>100 charizards>100 typhlosions>100 arcanines>100 talonflames>50 tyranitars>100 Rhydons/Rhyperiors>50 Excadrills>1 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 100 + 50 + 100 + 50 = 601nice math skills kidalso >charizards and talonflames not in air unit
>>57166898The air unit is literally all charizards you fucking retard
>>57164172this was a genuinely nice story. thanks, anon
>>57162133My fantasy is to have my favorite pokemon as my home pets where we could chill and play together just like real life cats/dogs
>>57162133I just want to catch a bunch of pokemon, teach them to fuck, and exist around them
>>57166855Draco Meteors would never be able to launched before Super Leech Seed's priority.
My fantasy with pokemon was always to adventure. I wanted to see the close world around me, and bring along my pokemon friends with me. I'd love to be able to ride on a drampa and fly (at a low distance from the ground like 10 or so feet) on the back of a drampa, or the ability to sail across the ocean with a mantine or a blastoise, to explore vast forests and deep (but not tight) caverns, all with one sole goal: to photograph the world around me, and show the light of the wild pokemon around us. I've sort-of succeeded with this goal in real-life, carrying around a grookey plushie and taking photos of pokemon figurines in places I would assume they'd rest up at, and I'm quite happy with how it's turning out.
>>57169734Nice.
>>57162133>flying>to impress a girl>using them for murder>using them for mundane practical stuff (healing, construction, put out fire)>magic tricks>artistic expression (dancing, painting, music etc)>battles and fightsjust the usual boy stuff
>>57169734basedwould love to ride on Suicune across the northern arctic polar ice caps, or antarctica, seeing the stars and the northern lights
>>57162133Remove criminal migrants with my Metagross
>>57162133Just chill and enjoy life with my beloved route 1 Shinx and Geodude
>>57166553Good thing my one of a kind Cleffa with Flash Fire and a mighty Bite single handedly walls your entire attack force, anon. Don't make her mad. Surrender while you can.
>>57170232Woah don't you think that's a little too strong?
>>57163418This, but I also want to be a 'mon myself. A whole new lease on life.>>57164194>>57164289Oh Slugma-Powered is underrated as fuq. A combination of that and GrimArt's godawful Corrosion comic gave me inspiration for a late atomic age Mystery Dungeon setting (think 80s-90s, though going easy on the analogue nostalgia) that tries to really think through the implications of what a technologically advanced Pokemon civilisation would actually be like. Some highlights:>Heavy exploitation of fire types during their equivalant of the industrial revolution. Water types utilised as strike breakers. Though the animosity has long faded, fire types are over-represented in blue collar jobs and water types over-represented in law enforcement to this day.>Trucks and planes are under-utilized compared to IRL, due to stiff competition from fast Pokemon. No Pokemon can compete with a large train or ship though, so sea and rail transport technology is on-pace with IRL.>Psychic and Dark types dominate politics. Shamelessly stole this one from Corrosion - it was the only good idea the artist had.>The opportunity to test one's self in battle and become stronger is enshrined as a basic Pokemon right. As we know from Rescue Team, even the meekest Pokemon will take a relatively lame excuse to throw down (humans don't respond to earthquakes by trying to fistfight every non-local) - they are psychologically wired to engage in conflict.>Despite this, you cannot rule through raw strength alone, as numbers, seeds, orbs, status-inflicting moves, and others besides all serve to level the playing field.>Given how powerful many Pokemon naturally are, military technology is pretty much in the toilet. Wars are still fought the old-fashioned way.>Since some Pokemon are naturally spacefaring, their space presence is a bit more advanced than ours.>Teleportation is a limited and expensive service. It is mainly used for small, high-priority items and VIPs.More if you guys want it.
>>57170208fuck yea>>57170232haha! you just showed your hand way too early. i've been playing a psychological warfare game on you this whole time. making you think my army is limited to dark/dragon hydreigon. i knew you'd show your hand as to which pokemon you'd use to counter it, such as a Cleffa/fairy mon, so i have dozens of steel/poison mons hiding in the trees ready to flank you. i bet you didn't expect this twist. now would be a good time to give up before i pulverize your team to dust>>57170330we want more, keep going king
I'd get a few dozens of these little shits and wrap myself with them. I'd become immortal with a reactive armor that instamogs anything that attacks me
>>57170435Sure. Be about 12 hours since I need to sleep and other stuff. See you then anon.
>>57170435Well well well what you don't know anon is that my flash fire bite Cleffa is actually a ground type Zoroark with stab Earthquake making use of its Illusion ability. Thanks to your reply I know now where you are typing from. Expect a 10.0 magnitude EQ coming to your direction in a matter of minutes. GG.
>>57170495fucking dumb nigger anon. i knew thats how you would counter so thats why i stole a truck full of Rare Candy and dumped it into that lake of magikarp lake on the other side of that hill, and there have been 5,000 level 100 Gyarados doing dragon dance and rain dance, charging up their hydro pumps for 24 hours in stealth. This gives them a collective attack stat of over 3 billion each, and at my signal that can each hit hydro pump strong enough to blast right through the blocking, killing your ground type pokemon and honestly blowing right through it and causing significant collateral damage to anything 1 mile passed ityou cannot comprehend the level of twists and turns and chess and strategery that you are fucking withits best to give up now before eternal pain and suffering
>>57170632What you failed to see anon is that I knew all that already from the constant retard screeches your Gyarados make all the way from their stupid poodle. While waiting for your coward sea serpents army to finally get their stats up now dozens of beautiful Poliwags with Water Absorb just hatched from my local Day Care Center. That's right. Your Rain Dance caused the perfect weather conditions to make all our frogs in town crazy horny. All these new lv 1 Water Absorb frogs are now the key to destroy your low IQ strategy. Must be embarrassing to fall down so easily huh?
>>57170714anon you are playing right into my trap like a mouse sniveling cheese on a mousetrap. all of my gyarados actually know THUNDER and we just escalated the rain storm to a thunder storm. now, with 100% accuracy, we can hit the entire area with thunder strong enough to turn your entire 10-mile radius area into a giant crater.congratulations you played yourself
>>57170736n-no MY COMPUTER you stupid fucker you just fried my computer STOP THE THUNDER STORM NOWWait until our Landorus hears about this lmao do you really think you can just keep hitting HIS town where he has been venerated for centuries? I will make sure we come back with the perfect Sandstorm to annihilate your terrorist scumbag town full of rocks falling from the sky and fissures opening up to take all of you right to HELL where you belong, YOU STUPID PC FRYING MONSTERS
>>57170771good get another ground pokemon over here in the crosshairs of my 5000+ level 100 Gyaradoses who have been dragon dancing, building their attack state by 50% every minute for 2,880 minutes straight compounding to a whopping. chatgpt estimates EACH Gyarados' attack stat would be (383 * 1.5^2880), an incomprehensible number. If just ONE of these Gyarados were to hit a hyper beam at this attack stat, ChatGPT describes the level of impact as:- one trillion times more powerful than the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs- The blast would destroy not just Earth, but the entire solar system, vaporizing planets and the Sun.- The resulting explosion would release more energy than the observable universe has in its entire history.Now imagine 5,000 Gyaradoses doing that. I'm prepared to unleash this level of power on you, and the universe, over this minor slight. Can you say you'd do the same for your pokemon? I think not and that is why you will lose this battle.
>>57162133the shitmon who stepped up>Vanilluxe wakes me up in our tent, our fire is out, and it's a snowy blizzard outside>all my pokeballs are missing including his>thieves have stolen all of them while vanilluxe was sleeping camouflaged in the snow>the snow is thick but we follow some remains of footprints for miles>see a fenced in compound that is guarded by Team Rocket and some pokemon of theirs>Vanilluxe uses Snow Warning and an extremely thick hail storm breaks out>guards and their run inside, some of them being completely frozen>we sneak in by breaking a hole in a fence in the back of the compound>steal a frozen team rocket member's uniform and beat him within an inch of his life, and he tells me where the pokemon are hidden. Vanilluxe uses Ice Shard to kill him with razor sharp ice shards>sneak into a building and we take the elevator to one of several basement floors>find the closet where they're kept and its locked>Vanilluxe uses ice beam to freeze the door so we can break it down>our cover is blown>Vanilluxe blasts a group of Team Rocket henchmen with ice beam through the narrow hallway, freezing them all in a block of ice that barricades the hallway blocking reinforements>the closet contains shelves covered with pokeballs, must be hundreds>i put them all in my duffel bag>Vanilluxe unleashes brutal Blizzard attacks down the hallway>i take one pokemon out of the pokeball, and put vanilluxe in the pokeball to refresh my disguise>we escape but they've rallied to find us>we are hiding in a cave but its a matter of time til we're found>we open all ~300 pokeballs, eventually find my remaining 5 pokemon, and i explain how we're being hunted and we need to fight our way out of this cave>as Team Rocket's army approaches the cave entrance, we storm out, ~300 pokemon strong, overwhelming them and stampeding them>we're finally free, this Team Rocket legion is DEAD, and i return the 300 pokemon to their owners and am a hero in the pokemon world
>>57162133Burn villages while riding on a Charizard
>>57172536based
>>57162133Assuming the six 'mon limit doesn't apply to home life, here's some of the comfy stuff I'd want >Fly over PokéAfrica on my Noivern and with my Heliolisk while he zaps people down on the ground>Morning jog where I carry around my Gallade like pic rel>Go fishing with my Floazel and my Sceptile>Instruct my Inteleon to shoot water over various public figures' crotches from afar so it looks like they peed themselves>Paint lovely mountain scenes with my Smeargle >Dress them all up in funny costumes for holidays— like Christmas, where we all warm up around the fire on my Typhlosion's back>Teleport onto the roof with my Gardevoir so he and I can look at constellations together >Build ice sculptures with Weavile and Gallade >Settle down in the living room with everyone after a long day>>57164704KINO 'mon, love yourself and stay safe
Mine is simple, but I've always dreamed about just soaring the skies on my own flying pokemon, mainly a Charizard or a Braviary. I'd also like to use a Metagross of mine to exterminate the fairy type population.
>>57173611best post so far especially that first one
>>57173646incredibly based. so far there's like 3-4 people who would specifically include a Metagross in exterminating an entire group they dislike. something about my guy Metagross just awakens something German in people
>>57166553My super special Greninja solos your faggot army. And, he's not an Ash-Greninja. My Greninja would be a reincarnation of Master Ninja Ryu Hayabusa, and when his battle bond activates he becomes a Water/Dragon type because he can spiritually channel the power of the True Dragon Sword.
>>57170632DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME A NIGGER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>57175333nice trips and cool lore however my zekrom we escalate the rain storm to a thunder storm and all my gyarados hit Thunder instead with 100% accurate and blow up the entire 5 mile radius
>>57162133>Non sexually>Tastefully>rob a bankWhy are puritancucks constantly so violent?
>>57176277>Why are puritancucks constantly so violent?Selective morality.
bump?
>>57176793Bump!
bvmo
>>57162133>>57163264>>57164282>>57164194>>57164370>>57164704>>57169113slice of life but with absurd pokemon>at a busy cafe, promised my Eevee i'd let him sit with me, take out a pokeball to let him out and it's accidentally my 47-foot Wailord. his body materializes and breaks thru the front glass of the cafe into the street and a car crashes into him, it's an absolute fucking mess>you're in your apartment in a 20-story building and the ceiling just collapses and its a 1000lb snorlax sleeping>you're at a convenient store with your tyranitar and grabbing a slushy and the person in front of him in line gets the last remaining of his favorite flavor and tyranitar hyper beams through the customer, the wall behind him and the building across the street >you have to sit between a Muk and an indian person on the bus
>>57162133I wish I was more creative but my only fantasy is having a cozy normal life and taking care of him, my first and only pokemon.
