There was this kid at my school we called “The Typhlosion Kid.” He was this greasy little goblin who smelled like a mix of old cheese and damp socks, and he always had dirt smeared around his mouth like he’d been snacking on mulch during recess. Every single day, he’d talk about Typhlosion like it was some kind of fire god. “Typhlosion represents ultimate power and destruction,” he’d say, dead serious, while cradling this mangled, crusty Pokémon card he probably found in a gutter.He built “shrines” to Typhlosion out of sticks and rocks at the edge of the playground and would get unreasonably pissed if anyone stepped near them. One time he tried to set one on fire with a magnifying glass, and when the teacher dragged him off, he screamed, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE FLAME!” like a lunatic.The girls in school were terrified of him, which honestly wasn’t surprising. He’d just stare at them during class, this wide-eyed, creepy glare, like he was trying to summon some kind of forbidden power. One time, he told a girl in science class that Typhlosion would choose her to “rebuild humanity” after the world burned, and she cried. After that, no one sat near him.He was full incel before any of us even knew what that meant, ranting about how “females” didn’t appreciate guys who understood “true strength.” Smelled like Kraft Singles and despair but acted like he was the prophet of a volcano god. Absolute menace.
>OP spent 30 minutes typing all of that up>another 30 minutes proof reading it>pacing around his room for another 10 before hitting send>all for a small rush of dopamine
>>57173077I'm pretty sure this is a copypasta.
>>57173077Yeah ahahah it’s based
>being the Typhlosion kid
I keked
>>57173047>Today, I will own the TyphkeksThis is less believable than Arkancide is as a concept.I think it's impossible to be a simple Typhlosion enjoyer with people like you around.
>>57173047tldr but its called typhlopedo
based OPreminder that meGODnium won
>>57173047Is this an original copypasta? Nice.Let me try...There was this kid at my school we called “The Gardevoir Kid.” He was this greasy little goblin who smelled like a mix of old cheese and damp socks, and he always had dirt smeared around his mouth like he’d been snacking on mulch during recess. Every single day, he’d talk about Gardevoir like it was some kind of fairy goddess. “Gardevoir represents ultimate power and destruction,” he’d say, dead serious, while cradling this mangled, crusty Pokémon card he probably found in a gutter.He built “shrines” to Gardevoir out of sticks and rocks at the edge of the playground and would get unreasonably pissed if anyone stepped near them. One time he tried to set one on fire with a magnifying glass, and when the teacher dragged him off, he screamed, “YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THE FLAME!” like a lunatic.The girls in school were terrified of him, which honestly wasn’t surprising. He’d just stare at them during class, this wide-eyed, creepy glare, like he was trying to summon some kind of forbidden power. One time, he told a girl in science class that Gardevoir would choose her to “rebuild humanity” after the world burned, and she cried. After that, no one sat near him.He was full incel before any of us even knew what that meant, ranting about how “females” didn’t appreciate guys who understood “true strength.” Smelled like Kraft Singles and despair but acted like he was the prophet of a moon goddess. Absolute menace.
>>57174084Yeah that’s what makes it funny, typedos will never know peace.
>>57173047You made this up, but legitimately every Typhlosion fan I’ve met acted something like this
I've never met a normal Typhlosion fan
bumping this based thread
social medea, much like the 5th generation of pokemon handheld games, were a huge misteak
>>57175635Pokemon is the only franchise shit enough for something to happen, if /vp/ had even remotely decent moderation they would have permabanned the Mannys on the first instance of this shit.
>>57175635doawk gem
>>57174225You barely even changed anything.
>>57173090It is
we shitting on typhaggot here? sign me up.
