Okay the majority of us autists would agree that every single Pokemon would win against one hundred billion lions, but what about every single Pokemon VS every single SCP
>>57173148There are like 14 SCPs that do what Arceus does but also are transracial solopoly disabled xim/xyrs because SCP is exclusively written for by zoomers and tumblrinas now
>>57173201Lay off the buzzwords Jimbo
>>57173201It would probably be more interesting to include a cut-off point between what is and what isn't allowed, since SCP is continuously growing and is community driven.Maybe 2018? 2015?
>>57173148Not every pokemon can beat one billion lions. How can a Magikarp beat 1 billion lions?
>>57173148The people that argue on the side of one of every Pokémon don’t understand how large a number one billion is. Sure, a lot of Pokémon would mow through lions all day but they’d get tired eventually, and there’s always more lions
>>57173725Most pokemon would lose to 1 billion lions. Fantastic pokemon like Arceus and Rayquaza can beat them, and maybe gimmicky pokemon like Darkrai, but Pikachu, Gyarados, and even the legendary birds wouldn't be able to beat all 1 billion
>>57173735>gyarados used waterfall>pikachu used thunder
>>57173741Congrats, you just defeated 20 lions. Only a several million to go!
>>57173754Magcargo solos just by existing near the lions. Liontards are just contrarians.
>>57173782Let's assume macargo actually is as hot as the sun (and he doesn't destroy the earth and kill himself too). That still doesn't disprove that most pokemon cannot beat 1 billion lions
>>57173725You don't understand how strong even "weak" pokémon are. Magikarp is one of the weakest mons and it can jump to space and survive reentry, happiny can hurl a huge iceberg.
>>57173800So Magikarp wins via..... Err...And happiny doesn't have the stamina to chuck 1 billion lions. Be real
>>57173754Reminds me of Gore, Guns, and Cannoli.>"One down! Only 20 million to go...."
>>57173800>Magikarp is one of the weakest mons and it can jump to space and survive reentry, happiny can hurl a huge icebergBoth of those are referring to freakishly and abnormally strong members of their species that are only that way due to extreme training or for humor purposesThe vast majority of Pokemon could be physically restrained and beaten by regular people. These guys are also fat fucks and not even particularly fit
>>57173754>Kyogre used Water Spout!All foes means ALL foes.
>>57173840It's pretty much confirmed there are multiple of the legendary dogs. This is simply a beta version. The one ash saw in Johto would SOLO 12 TRILLION lions
>>57173853Congrats! You just defeated no more than 100 lions! Only several million to go!
>>57173840Jessie also beat the shit out of her Seviper before catching itTeam Rocket per Origins physically beat Marowak to death with their bare handsKukui casually wrestles with and tanks attacks from his (champion level) Pokemon>b-but humans in the Pokemon world are stronger than real life because Ash l-lifted a log that one time or somethingHm.
It's pretty clear the majority of Pokemon fights are meant to be kayfabe/pro wrestling shit.>TYRANITAR, my DINOSAUR WHO EATS MOUNTAINS, use EARTHQUAKE!>does zero actual damage to the surroundings, even if you're in a building>then gets taken out by a tiny man karate chopping it 10 seconds later>also needs to learn how to specifically break tiny rocks or boulders (note that even a fat fuck like Chuck in gen 2 could toss one, so it's not like regular people can't move that stuff, they just choose not to)Or you have moves like EXPLOSION which sound epic but don't have the Pokemon actually blow up, or a level 100 Gyarados using Hyper Beam which will never kill a level 1 Caterpie.It's all just entertainment and sport with creatures that are maybe slightly stronger than real animals who can do some sparkly effects and maybe occasionally real magic like Kyogre summoning rain clouds. This is why troon tier srs mode storytelling from the newer games doesn't work, none of this shit is that realTl;dr 1 trillion lions vs 700 pro wrestler types results in the lions winning, sorry.
Lionfags seem to have this weird thing going on where they think a billion lions could beat Superman, Goku, Ben 10, the Anti-Monitor, etc. because 1 billion is a super bigly number
>>57173930>GokuLmao>Ben 10Has been defeated by way less than 100 billion lions before, many many many times>Anti MonitorWas defeated by Barry "the fastest jobber alive" Allen running in circles around a big machine, if you think that sounds threatening to 100 billion lions that's on you.The only one who maybe stands a chance is Superman but even then it's a tossup
>>57173840How many pushups should one do to survive reentry completely naked? Magikarp jump confirms there are several karps who can do it so it's biologically possible for them not a miracle.
>>57173930>>57173949Literally no-one thinks this
>>57173840>regular peoplePokéhumans are krypton tier, they can hold 100kg on their heads at the age of 10.
>>57173875We don't know how heavy those logs are but he used hippopotas (~100kg) as a hat and held a larvitar(~70kg) in his arms casually.
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>>57173789>That still doesn't disprove that most pokemon cannot beat 1 billion lionsEven if just 1 pokémon can do it the pokémon win liontard.
>>57173951It's stated that a Magikarp jumping seven feet is basically a near impossibility in natureThis is like saying "the sun and a candle both generate heat, the sun creates heat via nuclear fusion thus all candles must do the same as well"
>>57173813Magikarp jumps to space, survives reentry and causes an extinction level event similar to what killed off the dinosaurs.
>>57173959The anime can't get basic sizes right (Meganium is 5'11 and Tropius is 6'7 in this image, to say nothing of Nurse Joy) why the fuck do you think it'd get weight consistently right either
>>57173960The entire point of Alien X is that it literally cannot do anything, newfagAnd even when he gets control of it he barely ever uses it
>>57173976Seethe + Cope. Pokémon can canonically change their size at will
>>57173987If they can consistently change their size then they can consistently change their weight so a 10 year old can pick them up. Thanks for the concession
>>57173930the thing is that 1 billion isn't even that large number, 7 billion people in one place looks like this
>>57173988>they can consistently change their weight They just change their density dumbass, why would they change their weight?
>>57173930Lionfags are the kids who get filtered by algebra and cope by saying they only need to know how to do addition and substraction for their life.
>>57173148>dorothy after the events of overzone
>>57174002Look up how density and weight are calculated, then try again
>>57174048They change their volume (size) not their weight (mass). Are all lionfags filtered by physics 101?
>>57174086So their mass stays the same thus their density would become literally tens of thousands of times higher. Interesting. Why doesn't Minimize also massively increase defense?
In order for pokefags to claim "regular humans (who beat the dogshit out of Pokemon constantly) are stronger than irl humans" you have to believe>the anime is not wildly inconsistent about how it portrays weight and height (it is)>pokemon can shrink of their own accord (only a thing in noncanon ubislop)>pokemon don't change their mass and their volume when they shrink, despite similar cases of shrinking (and growing) heavily implying pokemon don't alter their density at allBut yeah lionfags truly have no leg to stand on. Definitely...
>>57174086>weight (mass)>filtered by physics 101i don't think they're the only ones
>>57174116Minimize doesn't decrease the damage taken from low kick though so their mass stays the same.
>>57174169In casual conversation your weight is your mass you don't say you weigh 200 N you mention your mass (lbs or kg)
>>57174160It's canon that pokéhumans are just a kind of pokémon or had a common ancestor with pokémon that's why they are stronger.
>>57173148SCP 999 would mog them all
>>57173201I've heard there's one that's stronger than the writers.
>>57174186It's pretty obvious that's just an oversight. Heat Crash and Heavy Slam are also weight based and do a lot more damage to Minimized mons. If Minimized mons increased their density tens of thousands of times they'd puncture through the larger Pokemon.Low Kick also doesn't work on Dynamax mons, either.
>>57174200Anon you realize real humans have (relatively recent) ancestors that were also much physically stronger than us, right?
>>57174008You don't need anything more than addition and subtraction in your life if you aren't a civil engineer or some shit
>>57174234>t. brainlet that lives on debt
>>57174234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIw-EVmnr2Q
>a lion kills yveltal>every single one of the billion lions fucking dies
>>57173148>hat every single Pokemon would win against one hundred billion lions,that's alot of lions though
>>57173148But what about every single Pokemon VS every leviations from Subnautica.
>>57173857There are no legendary dogs, they are big cats, confirmed by the creator.
>>57173860Spread moves don’t have a cap on how many mons they can hit or diminishing returns on damage output per mon hit past the second oneA primal kyogre can OHKO anything no matter how high its stats are with sufficient helping hand boosts
