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>name is SKYla
>uses flying type pokemon
A little on the nose, no?
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>>57200556
>MISTy
>Water type
What in the tomboyish mermaid is this dead giveaway?
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>>57200556
Skyla thread?

Skyla thread.
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>jasmine
>doesn't use any grass types
what were they thinking?
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>melony
>doesn't specialize in melon Pokémon

What did they mean by this?
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Honestly I prefer the localized names prior to Gen 6 where they're all on-the-nose pun references to their type specialties rather than a flower pun
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>>57200562
Mist is an ice type move so they fucked up
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>>57200592
>JasMINE
Maybe they should've named her "Minnie" or "Minerva" instead.
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>>57200556
>when there's a helium tank behind you
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>name is MORTy
>uses ghost pokemon (dead)
Not very subtle is it?
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Her ass/pussy isn't on my nose enough.
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>>57200592
To be fair to her, she probably was a different trainer prior to the discovery of Steel Types. You can argue she was maybe Rock/Ground, but she could have been Electric or Grass.
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>>57200577
Skyla thread.
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her real name is sexy pilot
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>>57200604
Her name obviously refers to her two big fat juicy melons...
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>>57200556
>reverse thigh fang
god bless.
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>GARDENia
>has a big garden and uses grass types

you cant be serious
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>name is NOSEpass
>has a big nose
A little on the nose, no?
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>>57200556
>female flying type leader
>has impressive boobies
fuck subtlety
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>>57201591
>>has a big garden
her bush is really that big?
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>>57201591
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>>57201767
souless
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>>57201785
Just like grass pokemon
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>>57200556
>USA based region
>even the children wears like whores
Japan thinks Americans are subhumans regardless of age
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>>57200604
she's just a fat slag
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>>57201840
Skyla is 18
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>name is ROXie
>doesn't use rock-type pokemon
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>>57201852
>18
>spics
she will be an hag after 2 years
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>>57201893
I've met a few latinas that still look good into their 20s, but they are rare, tends to be the whiter ones typically, which Skyla is. Either way, by this point in the story/SV she's at least 23, probably closer to 26-27 at this point.
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>LeNORA
>Ace is a rodent that luminates
Amazing
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>>57201926
more like le N ora(aura)
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>>57201893
>this retarded narrative again

meanwhile white murican landwhales hit 120 kg before 18
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>>57201972
To be fair both of those have money, anybody can get away with that usually. Hispanics are basically a weird white/native mix (and natives came from mongolia/siberia originally), so you might as well say white/asian mix. They will either hit that small and fat grandma aesthetic super early, or stay attractive until they're 40.
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>>57201972
would destroy Selma's granny pussy but that thing on bottom is disgusting
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>arguing about real life genetics when it comes to anime/video game characters
Anons...
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>>57201972
The thing about cherrypicking is that everyone can do that.
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>>57202165
She's 47 at this point and still looks pretty good.
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>name is BRAWLy
>does not use a pokemon that was in Super Smash Bros. Brawl
>his Medicham does not wear a bra over its saggy leg boobs
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>wow skyla is hot
>[race and genetics arguing]
/pol/ needs to be obliterated
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>>57200604
>what is a winter melon?
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>>57201881
>ROXie -> TOXic
>Also "rock" cocaine
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>>57200556
i wish skyla was a little on my nose
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>>57201591
Gardenia is a type of flower
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>>57201985
A study showed that the most money a woman has, the more likely is going to be that she is thin, while women with lower incomes tend to be fat.
No correlation between men tho, you can be rich or poor and still be a butterball or in shape
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>>57205386
I find that hilarious because it used to be the exact opposite hundreds of years ago, where food/fat was seen as a status of wealth. Nowadays the food is so cheap and readily available that people gobble it up because it's convenient, whereas rich people can afford to each organically, healthy, and afford gyms/trainers.
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>>57205411
>I find that hilarious because it used to be the exact opposite hundreds of years ago, where food/fat was seen as a status of wealth.

That's just fatty cope.
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>>57201881
the quota for rock-type gym leader named "Rox__" has already been filled
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>>57200556
how do i get a latina gf
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>>57202246
thanks i needed that terrible design to feel even worse
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>>57209155
How come?
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>>57209155
white peoples wigletts*
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>>57209159
Because she loves how excited they get when she does it to them.
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>>57206568
Based panty lines.
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>>57209168
I need Skyla to touch my wiglett...
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>>57201881
It should have been Toxita
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>name is KATy
>doesn't use any cat pokemon
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>>57209155
Ayo why does the guy have two navels
And what's with those random poles in the water
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>>57209211
That's not what KATY DID
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>>57200556
It's weird when it's not.
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>>57209165
Too big to be white
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>>57209416
White is literally synonymous with big in the world. What are you on?
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>>57200604
It's been a problem since characters started getting named after flowers, plants, or fruits beyond the profs (names are tree-based but you get the picture)
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>>57209416
>>57209592
Skyla loves to please Big White Critters.
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>>57209416
Swedes, my guy
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post more skyla sex
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>>57200556
>CandICE
>Ice type gym leader
BRAVO GAMEFREAK
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>bROCK
They weren't even trying since the beginning
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>>57201620
how did they get away with his evolution
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>>57209592
>>57209740
Again, too big to be white
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>>57211103
According to leaked emails, Blaine was originally named Coleman (Coal man) in the English localization.
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>>57212409
It's too big to be anyone outside of a hentai, it's like 12 inches long.



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