It's time for the first Hex Maniac thread of the new year bros.
>>57201240Hex maniac and her canonically massive breasts
>>57201240Dead meme
>>57201370They're cannons alright.
>>57201240This is what size and shape my breasts will be the next time I reincarnate as a girl.
Breast milk?
>>57201587What about it?
>>57201240What's she so excited about
>>57201654Saw something dark
>>57201240Is she smelly down there?
>>57201513One can wish...>>57201719Absolutely.
>>57201719No, these posters >>57201733 tell slanderous lies. Hex smells like her lavender bodywash.
>>57201654New year, new adventures.
>>57201719She smells erotic.
Don't forget to give Hex a tip for a job well done.
Motherfuckers, why you always post threads of my waifu when I am away of my PC! And just when I did all the data pass from my mobile to my PC.I don't have Hex in my phone!
>>57202585Hex hates phoneposters anon.
>off model AI slop
>>57203179>doesn't know spacejinLook everyone, anon is retarded.
>>57202625But Hex must be everywhere you go!In your PCIn your PhoneIn your USBsIn your CloudIn your thoughtsEverything must be Hex.
>>57201240She looks like someone Serena shares her bf Calem with.
Hex's breasts have become too big, and we must accept this.
>>57203756If your Hex boobs are too big, it means you haven't milk her in a long time, anon.Milk your Hex, the extra weigh will hurt her back.
>>57201240just what the heck is Sex Maniac good for?
>>57204037Hugging tightly and taking in her foul odour.
>>57204037>Milk>Boob support (both physical and emotional)>Having a girl with great interests>Having a girl willing to listen to your interests>Hugs>Cuddling>Fug>Fuck (there's a difference)>Make her your wife>Make her a mother of ten>Grow old together>Rejoin in the afterlife and prove her faith in the supernatural>Enjoy eternity with a sense of a well fulfilled life with your beloved Hex Maniac
What is your first move if you see her like this?
>>57204271Comfort her and ask her if she's alright.
>>57204271Hand her a handkerchief or some tissues, clean up, and ask if she needs medicine or water.
>>57204276She probably can’t answer as she’s pretty busy>>57204314What are you going to do about the mess?
>>57204065>fugwould be cool if there was fug but ghost typewait that's just dragapult
>>57204037toots
>>57204329Clean it, what else? At least she got most of it inside.
>>57203756I've only been on HRT to 6 months and I literally look like this.
>>57201240>Off model garbage
>>57204840But she looks like that canonically doe
>>57204955>But she looks like that canonicallyUh huh
>>57204962>he doesn't know that she uses magic to hide her curves to keep up appearancesLook at this fake fan. She's called HEX for a reason
>>57204798Hex's gigantic ass...
>>57201373Yet she still gets more fan art than many player trainer characters
>>57204806How dare you post a sample.
>>57206792Dozo.
>>57206908"Dozo" is "please". "Domo" is "thanks".
>>57204373It’s a big mess, think you can handle it?
>>57207212>Are you a dude bad enough to clean a pile of vomit?Pal, I hosted a frat party once, and the house is still on foot. I think I can handle some puke in my bathroom, and washing the stained clothes.
>>57204962Wow off model Hex is kinda cute but I prefer on model.
>>57207312>washing the stained clothes.Hex not having any other clothes, so she just sits there in her underwear until her clothes are done in the wash...
>>57204968>Space vacuum clothesReminds me of that Family Guy joke about russians.
>>57205509>hmm interesting this indeed a hex maniac
>>57204037I think she would make a great friend
>>57204962I like all hexes so even if you bitch with a counter example i still like it
>>57208175>Your swimsuit is lameYou are the lame one, kid. You'll get why I'm insulting you when your balls drop.
>>57208175
how does she smell?
>>57204759Good for you, Sinnohsister!
>>57208768With her nose, silly!
>>57208768Very nice.
>>57208794hnnnnngh!
if Hex was real how would you rizz her
>>57208986Why do I need to, she's already approaching me with her bra removed. I've already won.
>>57208986I would tell her that I like her and ask her if she wants to hang out sometime.
>>57208990Can you imagine having knockers that big be so constricted all the time? Poor gal...
>>57209021Which one smells worse?
>>57209039Why are you like this you fucking little creep.
>>57209039Probably the fatter one as she likely gets tuckered out and sweaty faster, though they definitely both stink real bad
>>57208986I would offer her cheese. A romantic book said "to entice a woman, a man must share a good piece of cheese."Trust in the cheese.
>>57209072
>>57209388Cute
>>57203179>Anon is so buckbroken by AI art he thinks every image is AILol, lmao, imagine not having a robot do your work for you?
>>57211168>tfw no Hex wife to wake up too
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>>57201240What is her appeal?
>>57213072Hugging, cuddling, funny smells, hexes, and tits. Big tits. And sometimes big asses.
>>57213072Stinks. I'd like her skin and bones too but people just draw her meaty.
>>57213195THE RARE FLAT MANIAC!!
>>57213072Demure shy wife who is also a mega knockout with huge tits.
>>57213072Hairy rainforest pussy.
>>57201240>H-hey anon, mom said I can stay up late at the graveyard this weekend since I did well on Thursday's math test.>You, um, wanna come with me?
>>57213550Ok, sounds fun.
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