Anons... I have to admit something. I am totally and utterly in love with Latias. Every night while I lay alone in my bed I think of her. My body pressed up against her soft downy feathers, my face within her neck, and her tail fins wrapped around my legs. Her red fluffy wings would drape around me like the warmest blanket, and as we fall asleep in each other's tightening embrace, I would hear the coos of her gentle breath. Even in the realm of dream, she would be there with me, telepathically linked to my mind with perpetual feelings of unconditional love and assurance that would emanate through my entire being. The following morning, as the sun barely peeks over the horizon, she would gently nuzzle me awake and I in turn, would plant a kiss on her forehead. It would be bliss. Why can't she be real Anons?
>>57210991Because this realm is meant to torture us.
>>57211301WHAT MUST I DO??? SHOULD I THROW MYSELF OFF A BRIDGE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC??????
>>57211313Yes.
>>57211313That would be pointless, for the next life could very well deny you your Queen too.Wait and hold out hope that one day it will be possible to have her. That is all mere mortal men like ourselves can do, brother.
>>57210991Wait is Latias feathery?
>>57214357Yes, read the Pokedex entries. I'd imagine that the feathers are so fine and dense, they appear smooth.
>>57210991I agree, Latias would make a great partner.Her other form is pretty great as well.
>>57214491Only the Sapphire one mentions feathers (I played Ruby).
>>57210991She'd be very useful as well. I imagine the two of you going on a date and you just ride her.
If dubs, then Latias will never love OP.
>>57210991Fem mons DESPISE "males" mons
>>57214357Yes, one of the Dex entries states that her primary response to threats is to...puff up all of her feathers to make herself look as big as possible, then literally screech at the top of her lungs until the threat runs off. I guess she thinks she's a bird, despite being a dragon?
Need.
>>57210991
>>57210991If that post was about some other pokémon, would the jannies still allow it?
>>57210991technically, she could be, all you need is a lot of money and someone to commission, and then you could obtain a lifesize latias plushie!
>>57214895I think it's meant to be a fusion between a bird, a dragon and a fighter jet.
your choice western man, macbook pro or lifesize ladyplane pillow
>>57216534NEED
>>57210991Great taste
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wife material
ash has a cute wife
live
rise but don't wake her up
>>57214777Trips of truth goes for everyone else in the thread too, except that one guy who she and Audino both lust after
>>57210991You should stop perking off for like 2 weeks. That'll fix you're mental illness.
>>57225207I don't think painkillers give him good taste
>>57225207Do you aren't the having? When you're at the mental ill then well yes true. How ever were the when real Pokemon?
>>57225182It is a failed get, since he called dubs and got trips. Cope.
I want Latias to teasingly bully me
>>57226952Mesugakias
>>57227077god i wish
>>57226952"You know Anon, truthfully you didn't really have a chance with all of those human girls back then. I mean, what sane person would date a complete loser like you? Kukuku... you're lucky that I came around, otherwise you'd be alone for the rest of your life! How do I know this? Well I'm a psychic of course! I know a lot! Like how you absolutely love oogling at my sleek form with those pervy eyes of yours... thinking about touching my ears... and rubbing my inner tail... kukuku... how gross!"
