Let's say hypothetically, you woke up in the Pokémon world (let's assume somewhere safe, let's also assume you can quickly figure out you're in the Pokémon world), what's the first thing you're doing?
get pokeballcatch pokemon
killing.
rape
>>57214166Sell all possessions and travel the world. I’m almost certain that the Pokemon world is globalised and has a basic universal income, I would be homeless but happy.
Well I'm gonna want something to eat and some place to sleep so I don't die, so my best bet is to pick berries and look for things to sell to Poke Marts to buy clothes and supplies and food. If an apartment or house is too much then buy camping supplies until I can gather enough money to have a more permanent place to live.
Immediately looking for a shoulderbro
Make the steps required of me to become a wooloo farmer with my best friend lycanrocc.
>>57214166Can't stay at a Pokemon Center without any pokemon, so my first action would be to get myself some pokeballs even if it means pawning of my jacket, phone, and anything else I might have on me when getting transported. Hopefully, there's like a Caterpie or Wurmple nearby, or a loafy Bidoof, as they are guarantee gets when compared to stuff like Taillow and Zigzagoon.
>>57214166Assuming I'm in a town, I could probably look around in garbage cans for Pokéballs that have been disposed of. I could also ask around, something like "hey I wanna catch my first Pokémon, any advice on what to do/where to go?" If I get given advice, I'd follow it, then hopefully get my first Pokémon.
Gonna go catch a female eevee and start looking for ice stones
>>57214442You could head to the nearest big city (department stores sometimes sell evolution stones.) or the nearest icy area (chance you'll find an ice rock)
>>57214166>>57214166Try to find a pekemon center or some research lab and explain my situation, being a utopia pokepeople are sure to help me. Also I'm sure Buddhism is a thing in the pokeworkd so find my sangha.
>>57214466Irl I am intolerant to heat so I always imagined having a glaceon partner that would keep me cool in hot climates. So it would be a priority. Then I will get a sylveon next :)
>>57214166Break into nearest Professor lab, steal a Master Ball, find the strongest legendary around and throw a Master Ball at it, that legendary to beat the shit out of other mons and build a team, steamroll the Pokemon League, become champion and rule the region with a harem of wives.
>>57214166Yeah I'm going to have so much sex you wouldn't even believe it.
>>57214533I think op meant before that. You will have a bad time trying to go straight to that unless you like kidnap a young trainer
>>57214166Collecting all those single milfs
>>57214637Who said anything about trainers?
>>57214934A level 1 anything will fuck your shit up kek.
>>57214166Check if I'm in Alola, their age of consent is practically non existent. And if I'm not there, I move there the next day
>>57215254This.Every Pokémon is far more stronger than humans are. It's much easier to just get them to join willingly, which they likely will.
