Heya boys, did you know that, in terms of reproduction between human males and female Pokémon, Gardevoir is the most compatible Pokémon for humans?Not only because they are in the Humanoid Egg Group, obviously composed mainly of Pokémon quite similar to Humans, Gardevoir has an average measurement of 1.6 meters tall and a weight of 48.4 kilos. This means that they have measurements identical to those of a human woman, large enough to support human penises, and, although they do not have as good base health points, it is compensated by their impressive special defense, and by having the Trave ability, they can copy a ability that improves its resistance, and its Mega Evolution has even better special defense, so, in both cases, you can be even tougher with it, or better, both at the same time.Furthermore, due to his behavior, it is more than obvious that he has an intelligence similar to or equal to that of a human, so he can perfectly understand the act of sex and consent. Furthermore, since her pre-evolution Kirlia can sense her master's feelings, Gardevoir technically can too, so when it comes to sex, she can feel the same pleasure as the person fucking her. They can also learn the movements "Attract", "Alluring Voice" and "Captivate", in addition to not having fur to hide their nipples and be one of the most beautiful Pokémon ever, so it would be incredibly easy for them to turn you on. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Gardevoir is literally made for the human penis. Uncanny similarity to the human body, intelligence, Special Defense Stats and other characteristics means she can take cock all day, of all shapes and sizes, and still come back for more.
Corrections:106.7 lbs*5' 03" tallThis is a bad translation of a Twitter thread
