>>57248791
>I hate how popular these things are
Okay contrarianfaggot

>>57248791
They're visually more different than regionals so they're fine.

>>57248821
let me reprhase, i dont hate them because their popular I hate them because they're boring dexbloat and I'd rather they not be popular.

>>57248791
sex with koraidon

>>57248791
Better than Megas tbdesu

You would explode if you saw how many palette swaps any other RPG has

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I prefer remixes of old, tried and true designs from the first few gens than all the garbage jobmon furfag slop we've been getting in nu-pokemon
a full pokedex of nothing but regionals / convergents would be pure kino

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>>57248791
retvrn to the reboot formula

>>57248832
>dexbloat
Apt description. Here's a reminder: In Gen 9, dexbloat was encouraged for the sake of the Gimmighoul line; they wanted that 1,000th Pokémon and they wanted it to be Paldea's Korok Seeds, yet Game Freak was still too autistic over natdex numbers to leave a gap until DLC was finished.

>>57248791
sex with miraidon

>>57248791
They could have made them like the ultra beasts where each one was a different design but no they just reworked mons from previous gens and called them new Pokemon. Its bs

>>57249329
they could have at least tried to make them more interesting than "these ones have horns" and "these ones are metal", if they were all more like slither wing or iron valiant then maybe we'd be talking here, but instead, we aren't.

>>57248791
Dei versions for older pokemon is what it is

>>57248791
I hate the names. Other that that I am cool with them. We should have probably gotten more variety tho, half of them are pseudos

Wonder if they still did 3rd Versions and we got like, Pokemon Verdant, if there would be Present Paradox Pokemon?

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>>57248791
you sound white and 12.
>past and future variants of existing pokemon are creatively bankrupt.
>generic animals made into pokemon aren't

Other series have done them sure, but it's better than having everything being an analog to irl.

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>>57248872
Talk to these niggas!

>>57248791
paradox mons truly were a mistake

>>57249487
the appeal of Pokemon is that its simpler than most other JRPGs

>>57248872
how many other RPGs make their monsters the focal point and encourage you to experience all of them?

Pokemon fans like this stuff because they treat it as pandering fanservice for the pokemon they already a fan of. Meanwhile, making a new pokemon species that's similar to the other species that fans like only makes them more tribalistic and treat the new thing as a rip-off.

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>>57249609
you sound ZOOMISH! I was disappointed as a kid because the cool things happening in the anime and manga weren't happening in game.

>INB4 anime and manga are different from games
Shut your face, cool shit happened in plenty of other rpgs even simpler ones like Mario RPG.

>INB4 that's not a monster rpg
Well in Arc the Lad crazy scenarios happened and it had a more complex monster side hussle than pokemon as a whole.

>>57248791
All I can think of is the shitposts made thanks to them
https://youtu.be/npGiPHfL40A?si=U4_rwIhkyimQD8b3

>>57249474
My ideas would be
>1st Paradox: Based on rolling and big pointy things
Paradox Scollipede
>2nd Paradox: Small critters with emphasis on tails
Paradox Ambipom
>3rd Paradox: Rotund body with big hands
Paradox Crabominable
>4th Paradox: Floating/flying creature with long flowy tendrils
Paradox Florges
>5th Paradox: Moth
Paradox Mothim
>6th Paradox: Big dinosaur potential, references metal
Paradox Porygon
>7th Paradox: Final stage of a 3-stage line from Hoenn that is a complete powerhouse
Paradox Metagross
>8th Paradox: Cyclizar
Genraidon
>9th, 10th, 11th Paradox: Legendary trio
Paradox Ho-Oh, Paradox Keldeo, Original Paradox Pokemon based on a form of transportation in Paldea (Squawkabilly)

The theme is crystals, they should look like they've mutated from the Tera crystals into their current forms so they share some design cues with Terapagos. The name convention could be a mix of both, they are different (Past) but mean the same (Future), to tie in with terastallization, something that means "shining", like dazzling or glistering

>>57249581
>Failed Experiment
The best Paradox Pokémon.

>>57249786
Word (also the strongest, post-game exclusive area you need the dragonballs to unlock).

>>57248791
These things are not popular