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>>58622988Which two characters with clashing personalities would you rather have as traveling companions? How would you factor into the dynamic?
>Arceus isn't god>And everyone is dead in the future Fucking hell
>>58623128I mean, it's a kid's game Animal Crossing pastiche, odds are greater than not the game will involve discovering the humans again.
>>58623135>discovering the humans again.They're gone, anon.
>>58622988>thread questionProbably synthetic Pokemon. That’s always been interesting, like they can create things that can be categorized as pokemon but there’s not a lot of hubbub around it. If you could create an entirely new animal from scratch IRL I think researchers would lose their minds.>>58623013Lebanne and Erika might be funny.
>>58623143>Toxic Lesbian not so tough after crossing paths with Poison Lesbian
What happened to Clemont?
>>58622988Paleontology.
>>58623143Mycoplasma laboratorium is the closest we've gotten to synthetic life. It still uses the basic building blocks of life though and its genes are from another microorganism that were artificially remade in a lab and rebuilt to be as simple as possible. Something like Porygon is sorta possible today, there's OpenWorm and we've mapped out a fly brain so now we can simulate it. If flies had consciousness, we've trapped in silicon wafers.
>>58623128>everyone is dead in the futureYeah, people die. Big whoop. I died and you don't see me making a big deal out of it.
>>58622988I actually had an idea of making a poketuber sona that was a professor and agonized over this question. My pervert mind wanted to say breeding but Elm already has that as his schtick kinda. I considered something like Bulbasaur ecology but that felt sort of limiting. Also poke-anthropology, but the anthro part of that would have definitely given off the wrong idea. Ultimately it went nowhere.
>>58623568>poketuber>professorThey should specialize in the 100 day phenomena
Who’s the most insufferable writer you’ve seen?
>>58623568>poke-anthropologyhow about poke-biology? pokeology maybe?
>>58623891Pokebiology is just aura. Auragins, if you will. Everything is aura.
>>58623891nutrition
>>58623832Me(You)
>>58623909That guy probably doesn't even mention nutrition anymore.
>>58623542Shut the fuck up Jesus
>>58623832Maybe IWTTS and Savage Trainer ones, just by the way they write
>>58622988Pokémon genetics, simple as that. I would focus on creating a taxonomy of Monsters for categorization. I would also reclassify Mega Evolution as Mega Mutations, as they're temporary and have little to no benefits for their respective ecosystem.
>>58623128He probably meant that they officially can't establish a religion in the Pokémon world due to marketability concern. That, and all 7 Pokémon (lake trio, creation trio, and Arceus) are pieces of an deity.
>Only one comment and less than a hundred views since MondayGod damn I need to get better at shilling my shit. I might start posting it to QQ but that doesn't solve me not knowing how to draw attention to myself.
>SIlver says something to Ash about having fun being the torchbearer and he wonders about how SIlver knew>later in the chapter the torchbearer is some random womanimmersion brokendropping silver eyes
>>58625315Shoud've posted in the weekend, people are more free during that time.Also find fitting threads, having your link in their op is free advertising
>>58625349True, I normally do but I got on a roll and finished earlier than I anticipated, dropped it on the high
>>58624920The Diamond and Pearl clan worshiping Dialga and Palkia don't really make much sense. A culture's god reflects what that culture hold most important. For a nomadic culture like the Diamond and Pearls, their object of worship should be centered around 1 of 3 things.FertilityHuntingWeatherAbstract concepts like Time and Space are out of place in society that should be worrying about whether or not they'll survive the next winter.Then again, it wouldn't be too hard to just say that Dialga and Palkia fulfill multiple roles in their pantheon. Cronos and Saturn are the gods of time but they are also gods of agriculture because time is associated with the seasons.Zeus himself has a bunch of stuff attributed to him that have nothing to do with his place as the king of gods, god of the sky. He is like god of freedom, of strangers, of oaths, etc.
>>58625471You literally can't get more important than time and space, they touch on every other domain you listed. Fertility comes and is taken away by age, where you hunt and in what season is space and time, the weather changes with time, how it affects the environment is space, etc.
>>58625749>You literally can't get more important than time and spaceI don't know bro, the literal concepts of life and death are up there when it comes to hax even in the Nasuverse
>>58625788Your body takes up space, you exist within space and need things that exist in space in order to continue living. Old age which brings death is bound by time, as is every moment you've lived so far, and every moment you have yet to live. Nothing living can escape the march of time, and neither can anything non-living. Mountains and oceans and even continents all fall to time, as do planets and galaxies.
>>58625749Erm, what about love?
>>58625749The mind and emotions are independent from time and space
>>58625749>enter Deus Deceptor
>>58625321Didn't he know jack shit about the anime? How would he remember that but not the SS Anne incident
>>58625471>The Diamond and Pearl clan worshiping Dialga and Palkia don't really make much sense.Diamond and Pearl came about because their shared ancestor tribe had an internal disagreement over who "Sinnoh" was. It makes sense that the source of their schism would remain their major God.>For a nomadic culture like the Diamond and PearlsWere Diamond and Pearl clans nomadic? They seem more like retards with a cultural preference for injun huts.
>If you were to find yourself as a Pokemon Professor, what field of study would you major in?I'm currently working on my PhD degree in ecology, so I guess that would be the first answer that comes to mind.The second would be teaching Pokemon how to swear.
>>58626032Chemical reactions in your brain which take up space and change with time btw, triggered by external phenomena which takes up space and changes with time
>>58626606And even if we argue souls, souls also exist in space and change with time.Arceus is more like a team manager when you think about it. And to keep Dialga and Palkia from being overwhelmed with their workload he delegated some of their duties to some other gods.
>>58626606consciousness then. I think, therefore I am
>>58626606that's only a physical reflection of the type energies that form the world. That's why souls exist.
>>58626689It takes time for you to formulate a thought. Your brain, and consciousness, still exist in the physical plane.
>>58625749This is too philosophical for a people that don't have the time to study anything that isn't survival.>>58626520>Were Diamond and Pearl clans nomadic?I'd argue so. Their tents resemble yurts which are made to be easily built up and taken down. Their settlements lack walls of any kind and agricultural infrastructure like in Jubilife Village so that means they had to get their food some other way. Trade is well and good but you still need something to trade for and if supply runs dry, you gotta move.
>>58621797Given that Pokemon world has movies about sexy aliens wanting to kill all humans and Pokemon, cryptids aren't that far-out
>>58626742>be nomadic>set up camp in a snowy wastelandare the pearl clan retarded?
>>58626846Generations of fucking Pokemon has altered their genes
>>58626835I'm still thinking of using Phantasy Star monsters as enemies
>>58626835given new pokemon are discovered and areas like the great crater exist, cryptids would have legitimate basis for existing and probably have a lot of people looking for them. Something like that would be perfect, especially if the people who run into it are 'cryptid fans' until they realize what a real crpytid is like.
>>58626835no seriously, why the fuck do they wear heels?
>>58626846Why do Eskimos live in the Arctic? The answer is, there is food up there and no competition. Hunt Piloswine and club Swinubs. Eat Aipom and Bidoof bush meat.
>>58626952you mean these things? They look neat
>>58624901I’ve seen Savage Trainer’s comments/posts off their own work and I immediately can tell they’re insufferable.
>>58624237What are your thoughts on All of the People With Nothing to Do?
>>58627756because the story is tranny. Of course it's insufferable>- Slow-paced Drama-SoL Journey fiction with high peaks and low valleys. Very battle-lite.>- There is a lot of trauma to deal with, thus the 'low valleys' part. You have been warned.>- No cartoon physics and consequences in battle or due to Moves. Battles are few and far between, and not only more brutal, but over faster. Nobody wants to kill their opponents Pokemon.>- No explicitly detailed descriptions of gore, but this isn't an idyllic world where carnivores only eat Berries. People occasionally die 'on-screen', but it is not the focus.Only thing you need to read from that story to know what you're getting into. And yes, the MC is "gender bender little girl who is actually a 30 year old man".
>>58627766Wanted potential but I don't think about them ever. Why should I anyway?
>>58626964Because they are fiction within a fiction characters, and everybody knows that creators are horny.
>>58627789>the MC is "gender bender little girl who is actually a 30 year old man".The same happens with Into the Unown, it adds nothing to the plot besides being the barely disguised author's fetish
>>58628436The most charitable intepretation is that the author doesnt know how to write a female and basically writes a male character with a pussy.
>>58628448The male fantasy, nobody wants to deal with women
>>58628929>picrelSpeaking of this. Are baby pokemon born fully battle ready like the games or do you like to assume they have an actual growth phase first.
>>58628448then why write a woman in the first place?
>>58628969I like to assume they are smaller but still battle ready, like give it a season or two and they're fully grown up. (I am now imagining how cute a 0.1m tall eevee would be)
>>58629020Straight romance of course
>>58628969I like the system where baby pokemon hatched from the big Pokemon-franchise-style eggs are battle-ready, but babies born via "natural" means are weaker.So like, a litter of Growlithe pups are gonna be blind like real pups are and almost as fragile, but if a Growlithe came from an egg then its eyes are open and it's able to fight.Lagg?
>>58628969there's a random NPC in XY that says this
>>58629036He's explaining a 10yo how kids are made.Of course eggs appear out of nowhere or the pokemon build an egg around the baby that appeared out of nowhere.That's the equivalent of the baby crane and the baby cabbage in my opinion.
>>58629138He's not saying they appear out of nowhere, he's saying it's not actually an egg but rather something that's merely egg-like. He's not denying the existence of real eggs either, which brings into question where real eggs come from and why.
>>58629146Chansey's Lucky Egg
>>58629146I like to think the word "egg" was originated from Exeggcute, given that Pokemon say their name as their cry
>>58629146Uh huh, if it's not an egg then i'm sure the pokemon inside the cradle is totally not starving from a lack of food (growing up is material and energy intensive).And if it has food inside then i'm sure that, by the time it's ready to hatch, it's totally not drowning in... well... you know...
Would a focus on the elite that control the world be too much for an Orre plot?Like, an ecosystem of NGOs, intelligence agencies, and criminal organizations all feeding off of and competing with each other with people trying to grab power not realizing they're puppets that exist at the whims of other interests, meanwhile the actual masters are all on vacations or showboating to eachother or occupied with pet obsessions in the desert that only ever vaguely intersect with the mundane wealth and power and managerial status of the normal world
>>58629539I don't mean to be antidraconic but I just don't understand why the Dragon Clans don't have to register as a foreign interest groups and can freely influence Region and League policy
>>58629031Where did you get this info from? It's fascinating. I can imagine egg babies being born under optimal conditions or under breeder supervision more than in the wild with its varying circumstances.
>>58629652Look, all I'm sayin' is; wouldn't it be a little obvious if all them names on all them lists would be from those water obsessed lads?
>>58629539>Would a focus on the elite that control the world be too much for an Orre plot?I don't think so, like every evil team comes from a super mega corp and then there's Devon that was implied to have killed Zinnia's clan in adventures
>>58628969According to lore, though some pokemon do lay eggs, captured monsters actually create cradles in the shape of eggs to make it easier for the trainers raise and train their infants to the point that they'll be able to fend for themselves.
>>58629036This was a in lore explanation for captured Pokémon. >>58630316Stated that Pokémon don't trust their captors with their newborn, so they constructed "eggs" that will allow them to develop to be battle ready in safety.
>>58629201It's simular to an egg as it provide nutrients for them to feed off of.
>>58630524If it looks like an eggActs like an eggWorks like an eggThen it is an eggBesides, how the fuck do they put pure unspoilable nutrients in something handmade from just grass and dirt?
I wish I was autistic enough to add Mahouka's power system in a Pokémon story...
>>58629861>Where did you get this info from?Myself. NPC dialogue like >>58629036 inspired it.If eggs are a cradle, then it could be reasoned that Pokemon don't need the eggs. Taking this logic a few steps further, I see it that eggs are basically growth acceleration chambers. To me this comes at a frontloaded cost for the mother, especially since the cradle also has to feed the babby during its accelerated growth, making the mother choose whether it wants an egg or a natural birth, a choice which can impact litter sizes in those that have them.
So what? They eat Pokémon eggs as breakfast?
>>58631260Wouldn't live birth be the better option for higher level battling? You can get started on nutrientmaxxing the baby far earlier and take advantage of the plasticity of the still developing brain.
>>58631289Yeah, there's lots of potential nuance to it. A minmaxxer would want a live birth for the reasons you gave, a breeder pandering to the casual trainer masses would prefer the simplicity and ease of eggs(especially since a dumbass 10 year old won't accidentally injure or kill the poor thing since it starts battle ready), etc.
>interested in the nuance of discussing pokemon breeding>porn brain pregnancy fetish won't let me have peace
>>58631260Once again, that could mostly applied to captive Pokémon; nobody see Pokémon give live birth in the wild. The cradle were made for the trainers to raise their children for them.
>>58631389>nobody see Pokémon give live birth in the wildIn my canon people see it all the time and there's even an entire underground industry in trading these photos and videos. Sick isekaijins like >>58631377 devote all their cheat skills into sustaining this depraved industry too, ensuring it lasts forevermore.
>>58631406pokemon birth as opposed to human birthisnt' it somewhat the same thing? Or just the taboo of certain pokemon species
>>58631429It's the same.The "eggs" were meant for trainers to raise infants of captive monsters and nothing else.
>>58631429For their own good i sure hope the fuck not
Pokemon eggs are just digimon style prevolutions. If they were real eggs providing optimal nutrition pokemon would be hatching at level 100 with custom moves and an insatiable lust for humans.
Bump
>>58632150>bumpAnon please don't say such lewd things.
So does Fug actually mega evolve due to ultimate weapon-energized meteors or is that what people theorize happen? And is mega energy (life energy?) equivalent to infinity energy? And if this shit is pretty much excreted by Xerneas and consumed by Yveltal, would they be able to mega evolve at all?
>>58632503Fug mega evolves because he got the mikaido organ, which he obtained from Jirachi's wish. Mega energy isn't a thing, there's only Infinity Energy. Mega Evolution is mumbo jumbo that utilizes IE.IE isn't necessarily life energy as far as we know, all we know is that losing it kills you. Much like losing all the iron in your body would kill you, doesn't mean iron is life energy.
What do you guys consider as ESCALATION?
>>58632550So steel type is lifeforce, thank you anon I understand now. I guess that's why Dialga is part steel, because your life is across time.
>>58632550Doesn’t this mean that fug could’ve mega evolved in the non-mega timeline?
>>58632655Neat thing is that it doesn't mean Kyogre and Groudon can't go primal in other timelines since Primal Energy is legally distinct from Infinity Energy. It's naturally deep within the earth, the sootopolis meteor merely unearthed a large concentration of the stuff.
>>58632669I think they covered their ass in that respect though, especially since base Fug places a boot to their primal asses anyway.
>>58632599They stopped putting escalators in pokemon centers because people kept freaking out, awakening their latent aura powers in the panic, and blowing the entire center up
>>58632599this
>>58632973It's not his fault your guy chose to just stand there for 20 seconds straight without retaliating.
>>58631480The fuck.
>>58633190"How babies are made (human edition)" or "Why we need to engineer better women" or maybe "How evolution fucked us up" or even "The horrors of human birth".So many names i could give to that screencap
>reading fic>constantly tabbing the wiki to verify doubtsfucking hell
>>58633285Doubts about what? Movepools? Canon movepools shouldn't be respected. Lore? That shouldn't be respected either.
>>58633320mostly moves' priority values and additional effects, my autism doesn't let me continue reading if I don't remember if Blizzard never misses during hail or if it also boosts its power
>>58633336Trust in the author, for they likely have checked when writing (i know i do when i'm unsure)
>>58633336Always assume the writer either verified it first or they've deliberately changed how the move works.
>>58633336I also try to imagine how my own OC and his team would fare in the battle I'm currently reading
>>58633364So much this, smogon is not as entertaining as creativity, which makes every single mon viable as opposed to just some of them.
>>58631480>>58633216Isn't nature so fucking cool? I love reading shit like this.
>>58633555Every mon viable is a meme even in fanfic.There's a reason how even in the anime it was only and exclusively with the shillrat. You never heard people go "wow, Ash's Leavanny was such a menace" or "Oh wow, Torkoal sure was Ash's ace".It was always Charizardino, Greninja, Sceptile, Lucario.Stop the karencopes because not even in the anime it happened. Not even with Ash Sue it happened.
>>58633865Weedle is a top competitor when I give it an extra 800 bst, cope and seethe
>>58633865It depends on what my favorite characters use. If I liked Weedle I'd make it cracked.
>>58633865Meanwhile, an Ember attack in my fic: https://youtu.be/gTh3nxRN8KE
>>58633865There's an official animation where bidoof mogs a comp mon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTidwW3iLHk
>>58633865What’s worse, having your favorite never be viable or having it only show up to job to other things?
>>58633285So the joke is you have bad memory?
>>58634739pretty much
>>58633285Gonna start a new fic where every pokemon only uses moves they have no history of learning, and abilities they never have.
>>58634853I would legitimately get mad
>>58634895Honestly, so would I.
>>58634853>But the hecking randomizerino!
>>58634670At least jobbing means it get some attention and possibly some cool moments before being defeated
>>58634853I would just cope with "Aura, bro"
How would you fuckers describe an oran berry? "Smooth" is a really hard taste to pin down and implies every flavor implicitly.
>>58634957I imagine it as a slightly unripe pear, so very little sweetness but not unpleasant.
>>58634942Tell that to Machampfags
>>58634971Jobbing and being THE jobber are two different things.
>>58634971Or TTarfags or Metagrossfags.
>>58634520the animation is just this
I can't think of a single non-Ash fic that uses Greninja and much less that uses Ash-Greninja.
>>58635032Or Blastoisefags and (to a lesser extent) Feraligatrfags.
>>58635056God as my fucking witness I will be giving Blastoise and Venusaur their flowers in mine. Though now that I think about it, I actually didn't give a Feraligatr to anyone in my cast, which feels like a huge oversight on my part because it's my favorite fucking starter.
>>58635042Really? A lot of people dropped the frog after the Kalos league incident iirc and most used Lucario even before he got his own
>>58634970Ah, great. Another flavor I've never had.Well, at least "very mildly sweet" is a good direction to go. Thank you anon.
>>58634957I imagine it tastes like a small amount of HP. So something that feels refreshing ontop of being smooth. My money is on Pepsi.
>>58634853>author uses Pokedollars as actual dollars and not yenI also hate that
>>58634957Lack of flavour but perhaps something like the freshness of cucumber?
>>58635148I always beg them to at the very least, give us predecimal currency if they're gonna be silly like that.>>58635151Oran Berries have a mix of all flavors, but this isn't half bad.>>58635134Okay Pepsiman. I'll consider Pepsi's flavor too, but probably will discard it because I don't like Pepsi.
>>58635160>and implies every flavor implicitly>a mix of all flavorsMy reading comprehesion is down the drain or somehing geez.
>>58635148Okay so we have not using legal moves, and pokedollar bills. What else could we add to make the ultimate ragebait fic?
>>58635065Based.
>>58635042Greninja's a shit. It's edgy ninja but not as edgy ninja as Zoroark. It's a martial artist but not as much a martial artist as Lucario. And Ash-Greninja is something you can only do with Ash, but people who write Ash fics in Kalos are more interested in shipping humans than actual pokemon even more so than the usual Ash fic writers.
>>58635160>Oran Berries have a mix of all flavors, but this isn't half bad.Apparently they retconned that in a later gen. Oran berries are everything except sweet now.
>>58635210Pokemon getting actual injuries from regular battles instead of bruises. (Large bleeding cuts and broken bones i mean, amputations bring it from bait to edge)
>>58635210Leon beats Red and is crowned the ultimate world champion
>>58635510Oh, I can beat that. Red's going to lose to an OC villain.
>>58635210>the ultimate ragebait fic?The classics never fail, Ash beating Red will give you a lot of people telling you to kill yourself, happened in some old PokéSpe/anime crossover A villain using guns
>>58635510We can do better. Before the Leon fight, have Red vs Ash and make it a 6-0 sweep. Who wins that battle doesn't matter, what matters is that they then proceed to lose to Leon without fainting more than 1 of his pokemon(and it can't be his Charizard).This is guaranteed to get readers frothing.
>>58635210Ash shoot Giovanni in cold blood.
>>58635196It has 10 in every stat except smooth, which is 20.I'm lamenting that it has a smooth stat.>>58635278No, they still very much have 10 in every flavor stat except smooth.
>>58635580>No, they still very much have 10 in every flavor stat except smooth.In gen 3 yes. In future gens no. Unless bulbapedo and serebii are both in on the lie
Wouldn’t an isekai’d character have no resistance to the pokemon world’s diseases? What’s stopping them from being pokemon-small pox’d?
>>58635670The obscene amounts of micro-plastics inside anon's body cancels out any pokerus, along with all types of Aura.
>>58635670>>58635711Has there been an isekai SI fic of the faller catching Pokerus because he's not a human from the Pokemon world and is susceptible, and he can suddenly rapidly grow all his stats?
>>58635736>that time I got isekai'd to the pokemon world and ate a gas station burrito that gave me pokerus and slowly turned me into a pokemon that I don't like forcing me to project my aura into my own body and cripple myself internally to retain my humanity
>>58635711the void aura cultivates for a full year, eventually results in fallers become natural shadow aura wielders. But only if they have sex with a pokemon to help them get rid of the micro plastics first.
>>58634853>>58635495>>58635528Do people get upset over the turn based combat format not being used and Pokémon strategizing on their own without a trainer?
>>58635763Some do, others hate trainers giving orders at all because Pokémon should be like wild animals and fight by instinct
>>58635747>And also Bender was there
>>58635736That's not how diseases work. Illnesses are adapted to infect specific host species. They can't jump species easily, thats why things like bird and swine flu are a big deal. They jumped species and the new species (human) hasn't adapted because because it isn't something that naturally grew with us. Pokemon as a whole species in this instance, Pokerus is more likely to infect a pokehuman than a faller if it works like a normal disease.
What region has the worst fics and why is it Kanto?
>>58636531Paldea because it's mostly academyslop
>>58636726>he doesn't know about the Pokemon Technical Institute slopwave
>>58634670Making a character whose whole purpose is to job misses the point of jobbing.You need to give them actual victories, feats and cool moments beforehand so something defeating them effortlessly is actually impressive.Beating Vegeta is something because he's as strong as the protagonist. Beating Yamcha is nothing because it tells us nothing about how strong the person who beat him is, so the jobbing is pointless. The goal is to hype up the character that the "jobber" loses to. Weak characters make for terrible jobbers.
>>58635148How much does a loaf of bread and a modest house cost in PokéDollars?
>>58636800>Beating Vegeta is something because he's as strong as the protagonist.Never watched DBZ but I had the thought he was known for constantly jobbing
>>58636843Vegeta jobs so that Goku can either win to look strong or job without looking as bad
>>58636843That's proper jobbing. When Vegeta loses its to set up that the villain is a far bigger threat. In most of those moments everyone else in the cast was getting their shit kicked in too. Frieza was a good example, it was completely hopeless and no one could save his ass.
>>58636805Depends on supply and demand.Surely an aboundance of berries will impact how much people farm grains and buy grain products.Similarly, the aboundance of camping and nomad trainers likely impacts the demand for housing
>>58636800how about Pokemon that are useless for comedy relief?
>>58636805>houseCan't you buy a house in sinnoh?>breadImpossibly rare, more expensive than a bike.
>>58636909Section 8 housing would be literal hell in the Pokemon world
>>58637174That'd be a gag character. A true jobber tricks you into having faith in them first.Sometimes a gag character will be a surprise badass as a joke. Like Psyduck when it uses its psychic powers.
Capsule shrinking tech means anyone can own a house and fit it into their pocket. That's what pokeballs are, after all. What's really expensive is finding a decent lot of land inside of the city to put your house in. Can't find one? Put down your house outside of city limits where you're away from various services and susceptible to wild pokemon attacks and being targeted by criminals, faggot.
>>58637516>Capsule shrinking tech means anyone can own a house and fit it into their pocketI think Journeys did that stuff with Lillie's family in her episode, they pulled an entire house from a capsule or something like in dragon ball but I need to check it
>"Team Rainbow Rocket will conquer all worlds! We will build an army of UBs! But in order for this precious dream to be realized, we need the technology of the Aether Foundation—the technology of other worlds!"So how exactly did he get interdimensional travel technology if he needed Aether's tech? Man, multiverse conqueror Giovanni is fucking retarded as a character and concept
>>58638085This prick.
>>58638085Professor Cozmo
>>58638085I'm more surprised that he got Mewtwo to obey him.
>>58638143Giovanni caught it with a Master Ball
>>58638085>Be Giovanni>Jirachi awakens, grants wishes>Wish for an object that will bend legendaries to my will>Mewtwo comes back to papa>Go to Alola>Awaken Necrozma, cruise the multiverse>Anyone who proves themselves worthy can join me>My top lieutenants will have a legendary or Paradoxmon with them, still unable to compete with me thoNow it’s just finding a way in the multiverse to get to Arceus and use my Macguffin on it.
>>58638143Did any MewTwo even hate him beyond the anime one? Even in PokéSpe MewTwo was more of a Blaine thing
>>58638194But I thought Jirachi was limited, like Shenron can't control or kill people stronger than him iirc
>>58638198It really depends on which canon *coughuniversecough* that Jirachi is in.
>>58638198Pokedex entries say it can grant ANY wish
>>58638225>it can grant ANY wish>JIRACHI can give me the perfect aura cultivation technique to surpass Arceus' true body and defy the heavens and make everyone kneel to my JUSTICE Kino
>>58637516Matter-energy conversion > shrinking techEat shit, Japs.
>Eternatus' initial descent to Earth was intercepted by Rayquaza, creating an event like a meteoric burst over what is now the Pokemon's region-equivalent of Siberia, creating a desolate taiga-desert where sparse forests grow around the fossilized remains of millions of felled trees, populated by savage populations of Pokemon that have evolved in an environment constantly suffused with G-Max particles, making them larger and more aggressive than their more common subspecies found in other regionsGood idea/bad idea?
>>58638510You could store secret base decorations using a laptop in RSE
>>58638551>excuse for common alpha pokemon everywheregood idea
>>58638551Custom regions are hard to read about because there is no media to ground or center yourself as a reader. They can be enjoyable, but most people have no idea how to write descriptions of a place, and Pokemon is already heavily relying on brand image.I recommend you go full autism with random details. If something needs to be vague, it can be vague, but remember this is a modern world with electronics. If there's mystery, there should be a good reason that makes sense, like the great crater, or that one fossil place underground in Kanto that Ash fought Arodactyl
>>58638143Mewtwo has always been a hype merchant.Don't forget that even in the anime, the place that wanks it the hardest, it jobbed hard on that one special.On 98% of its portrayals Mewtwo is just like another wild Pokemon, perhaps a bit more raging and angrier than most, strong for sure, but nothing insanely crazy.
>>58638791Iirc in that particular special he couldn't fight back at all because TR had the other clone Mons as hostages and were crazy Batman levels of prep.But yeah, even Ghetsis says in the games that legendary Pokémon are just stronger Pokémon no gods>>58623128
>>58638194>>58638198>>58638225>>58638407>hey Terapagos, make it so none of that gay faggot shit Jirachi did happened>I will also continue abusing your turtle reality bending powers indefinitely because you're not a one trick pony like kekrachi
>>58639202Terapagos like anything from Paldea is a fraud tho, and don't care what wacky shit the anime did to make it strong it is canon that it isn't
>>58639202Powerscaling is also in the lore too now... Man what a sad display
>>58638085They wanted the Beast Ball tech.
>>58639213Canonically it retroactively rewrote existence to make an entire race of Pokemon exist, have always existed, and also exist into our future.I can't imagine how fucking PISSED Dialga was over that shit.
>>58639202*snort* ACKCHYUALLY this happened in a different universe. And even if it was in the same universe, the wish before this was to negate Terapagos' power to overrule Jirachi wishing powers. Checkmate Turtletard.
>>58639245I don't watch Horizons, what the fuck are you talking about?
The only pokeforce I cultivate is Dark Matter. My lord is terrible and so too is his wrath. You're aura is powerless, turned to stone and grinded to dust beneath his fury.
>>58639270https://m.bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Paradox_Pok%C3%A9mon
>>58639202>ignores Paldea in my fanficcheckmate
Terapagos doesn't grant wishes or effect time, there's no evidence for that. It's an alchemical druggy that uses its druggy superpowers to manifest desires. It's no different than asking your Ribombee for a Sweet Puff.>b-but the Kitakami lakeHumans and books are not exempt. The magic shows you whatever you want to see, all it needs is the appropriate concentration of crystal meth.
>>58639284Dark Matter's concept fits too well within Pokemon. World is too evil so it literally flags itself for destruction through its own evilness? How can worlds be grimdark if grimdark worlds are always wiped out? It's a self-regulating problem.
>>58639284Your Dark Matter is nothing when facing my super special steel created by TechChads
Reminder that Garchomp is in fact faster than sound when flying at full speed
>>58639812>Can strike before its prey even hears Cynthia's themeChilling
>>58639815Her theme isn't a battle theme. It's a funeral dirge that.
So can crossovers work with pokemón?
>>58640245no
>>58639812I'll never get over how stupid Garchomp looks when flying
>>58640245I'm batting around the idea for one. I'll post it when I have a couple of chapters done.
>>58640245Depends on what you're looking to fuse and what kind of narrative you are going for.
>>58640390Interdimensional war would be cool, Rainbow Rocket is a cool concept even if I hate multiverse conqueror Giovanni
>>58640546Rainbkw Rocket was the definition of a poorly executed concept. Anyone else think Pofag’s been hinting at them in his story? Lot of specific “Rainbow” shit in oddly specific circumstances
>>58640629Probably a red herring meant to troll
>>58640629It's a hint towards Ian's true sexual inclination.
>>58640629I think it's foreshadowing Erika, you know, the Rainbow Badge
>>58640629My theory is that Surge and Erika are part of a manga version of Rainbow Rocket somehow. Then again while typing this I remembered that Erika wasn't with Team Rocket in the manga and now I feel silly.
>>58640245Just have fun, honestly.
>>58640245I sure hope so since my main work is a crossover.
>>58641237It does work, greatly I'd say.
>>58641316Thanks. I need to get off my ass and finish the next chapter. It's ending up longer than I expected and I am adding more to the events than I had originally planned so I'm trying to figure out how it all works.
>>58640546While the whole "Crisis of Infinite Earths" for Pokémon sounds cool, it would be limited to official materials since some fan creators were cautious on who will use their stories and characters.
>>58640245To some degree, yes. However, it all boils down to the execution of the narrative.
>>58642408>since some fan creators were cautious on who will use their stories and characters.What? What can they do, sue you? That's ridiculous
>>58642408as if fuggmann would do anything to me if I added nutritionman in my fic
>>58642408Just write the entire fic and release at once. Then its out there.
>>58642408>since some fan creators were cautious on who will use their stories and characters.If you're writing fanfiction, there are no rules.If someone insists there are, you should violate them ruthlessly to prevent their narcissism from taking root. In fact, you should use AI to generate their parts for extra insult.
Technology that fucks up Pokeballs should be used more, I know In Mine Own did it
>>58642564>>58642829>>58643081>>58642636The thing is that you have to do it all completely anonymously: no pseudonym, on rentry/pastebin, exclusive to here. Either that, or use VPN/TOR for all shit.
>>58643617Nah, you should go to their discord and let them know you're violating them directly
>>58643670With a throw away account.
>>58642408>>58642636>I'm putting together a team.Leader of all of Kanto's Clans, BeckyPsychic RoarkGenesect Genes GoldLee Harvey Oswald the HorsefuckerGeneric Fairy type TrainerRedTrapped and Betrayed AshThe Straightest and Most Virtuous Cultivator
>>58643706Lead enemy is Vos from Zirca as he shot Giovanni and took over Rainbow Rocket.
>>58643681Several throw away accounts. In fact you should infiltrate beforehand so that the new accounts are actually older
>>58643551Huh, that sounds like a neat way to get some kino CQC fight in the climax of your arc/story
>>58643617Just use AI lol
why do words just not wanna word
>>58643551Uhhh shrinkbros? I thought Pokemon could just naturally get small to fit into pokeballs?? Why would a tech disruptor work on them?
>>58644105Pokémon lore is a fucking mess so I don't even bother with it
>>58644105Modern-day pokeballs don’t deal with shrinking, they’re matter-energy converters. Haha…
>>58644346I feel so sorry for the manga writer that had to make the game's retarded plot work
>>58642564How would you feel if they shove your OCs into the tentacle pit?
>>58644702Like a god because someone cares enough about the characters I created
>>58644762even if they're forced to rape children and old people?
>>58644767Yep
>>58644777you're that desperate, are you?
>>58644779Uh-huh, recognition of your characters is every writers' dream what I don't get is why are you so mad, are you one of those authors that hate potshots?
>>58644795just testing the limit of how you see are acceptable for the use of your creation. Like for Propaganda, Crimes, etc.
>>58644802NTA but if Herri started committing crimes I frankly couldn't be prouder.
>>58644802You're getting awfully morally grandstandy. This is 4chan, trying to appeal to what is right or wrong will get you nowhere. There is no consequence here. The person you're replying to could be genuine about what they are saying, lying because its funny, or pretending to be another person entirely. And it wouldn't make a difference whatever the truth is, and you'll drive yourself insane trying to apply reason and logic to any of it. I personally would love if somebody drew my OC Shugorei shooting a CEO in the street. But that's not true, because I lied. I'm the guy that writes poopt. And I also am the lead story writer of Sword and Shield, and I personally made Rose that stupid to foster more anti british sentiment. And there is nothing you can do about it.
>>58644702Everyone should be allowed to make whatever horrific or cursed shit they want even if it's with characters I like.
>>58645028Darkrai confirmed for having the power to grant its wishes, placing it higher than Terapagos and Jirachi on the powerscale and making it a contender for Arceus(true 1000 arms form)
>>58644802My MC would likely commit a crime if he could get away with it
>>58644085I know that feel...People suggest to word something else while you wait for the first thing's word to word
>>58644702Personally i can only disagree when the characters act out of character, why use the character at all then? Just make an OC.I might alsobleave a comment under your fic stating how i respectfully disagree with the fic you wrote.But in the end what can i do to stop you? Bitch about it? Maybe laugh at you?
>>58643551>>58643833>You try to send out more Pokemon, the balls falls limply on the floor>"The System is mine! Your slaves and your pets are no longer your own!">"Behold...">"Guns of Team Plasma!">Ghetsis points his cane at you>"Bang!">Your starter looks at you surprised as it is suddenly sucked back into its ball
>>58645319>you fall to your knees>ghetsis approaches you>he kneels to be at your height>"truth is... the game was rigged from the start."
>>58644373I'm still amazed at how the PokeSpe author actually made me go HOLY BASED at Rose one or two times.Dude worked miracles.
>>58644944So 4chan is a larping session to be fascist and abusers?
>>58646273How did he write him?
>>58646327He turned Rose into a dindu noffing, but then again Lance nuking a city, Pryce kidnapping children to make them literal child soldiers and Cyrus "getting better" happened so it isn't that surprising
>>58646291I think hes saying you shouldnt be afraid to create whatever the fuck you want.
>>58646291Ah, you're a false flag troll. You're making it too obvious.
Huh, this is pretty neat. Precognition (kinda) powers tend to be both underrated and overrated but I still like them so good to know I can justify them with aura lol and do something beyond punching harder
>>58646498>>58646291No dipshit,The internet have no consequences on your real life as long as you remain anonymous online. It doesn't matter what the public think of you and your actions as long as nobody knows your face. You can create a scat loli comic featuring all of the OCs here and it would not put a dent on your livelihood as long as noone knows who you are IRL. That's why TOR, VPN, and throwaway accounts are a thing; to be a dickwad anonymously from the safety of your phone/computer.There's no morality, no laws, no code of conduct, in the grand scheme of the internet; the only limits are the platforms you get to play on. So stop asking dumb ass questions and talk about the trainer OCs of 4chan.
>>58632150Ah yes... the Void Dragon.
>>58635098How have you never had a pear anon? They're right up there with apple, orange, and banana.
>>58632150The strongest jobber in history vs the strongest jobber of today
>>58646611>we want the Dragon Ball audience
>>58646498>>58646632I don't think you get the message >>58644944Is sending.One, is that there is no we on the internet; only I and You. If I say that you're a faggot for the post you made, that's just me calling you a faggot for that post. So what that post is making is accusing >>58644802 of guilt ripping anons. Another thing I should note you are partly right, that anonymity on 4chan may have allow me to express myself with no consequences on my real life, along with acting like a dickwad every now and then. You may never know my face, even if I admitted to fap to cub porn in the privacy of my own home. And although I'm concern about ownership of one's own creation, I simply can not deny the rights of others to do what they wish with it. It's simple as Rule 34: porn of your creation are inevitable and you have to live with that.Simply put, don't worry about it.
>>58646773I always thought Lucario was more of a Jedi archetype tho>Stoic >Justicefag>Glowing energy sword/staff>Can feel the force/aura of every living being >Precognition >Healing powers>Telepathy >Empathy>Ancient order An all that shit
>>58646773No shit, everybody wants the DB audience. It was a huge inspiration to generations of creators.
>>58646611That's just ki sensing or whatever you wanna call it.Are you 7 or something that you've never seen that?
>>58647073Saint Seiya fag here, I wanted more series based in myths and cool armors no atatatatatatata...
>>58647081Where is your Saint Zebstrika fic then?
>>58647058No, lucario was naruto.Aura sphere is just throwable rasengan
>>58647273You said that but it's clearly a kamehameha, even the pose is the same
I wonder, would Wol, Kuzey and Ian be friends?
>>58647345At first. Then they would betray Ian.
>>58647407BETRAYED?
>>58647407Wol is good with kids and killed his best friend after cucking him. So if he runs into Ian there is a non-0% chance that his cuck killing genes will activate.
>>58647345>>58647407>Even when I'm not writing Ian he has to get fucked overPerfection.
>>58647345I'd like to think they would be.
>>58647345If anything Kuzey might be the most abrasive element there, he gets pretty judgmental of people in his head. He'd probably get pretty frustrated with Wol's inability to prioritize helping others over his own reservations with killing and not notice how similar they are in that regard, and Ian he would probably find crass and too unreliable as an adult. He's in that teenager stage of thinking he's the most mature person in the room.
>>58646611>the MCs in the games inexplicably knowing which Pokemon their opponent will switch to was them using their innate untrained Aura to predict their moves this whole time MCs are FUARKING strong...
>>58648077The "Switch" battle style can be toggled, so the game's settings menu is basically the player adjusting the power of their aura. Fast text speed, switch battle style? The MC has aura that would match the divine llama. Slow and Set speed? Clearly someone who would die to a simple Bidoof looking at them the wrong way.
