Can pokemon dogs have chocolate?
Probably
Animal abuse thread
>>58644528Pokepuffs have chocolate on them, so sure
Chocolate is toxic, itself.It kills small animals due to dosage and metabolic rates.It will kill you, it will kill your pokemon, but first it will make both your dicks stop working- And what's life without trading solid dome with your male Gard?
>>58645218Most plants in nature are toxic in some way. Thorns are equivalent to claws. Everyone forgets this. Everyone and everything wants theirs alone.
>>58644528Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
I want to fill that ice foxdogcat with my human seed and make her bear my children
>>58644528Pokemon aren't actual animals so I don't see why not.>>58645218I will not eat the bugs. I will not sleep in a pod. I will not live a joyless existence just because you do. Go peddle your grift somewhere else you colossal faggot.
>>58645263>anyone being honest is a grifter Close, but not quite. I know you're a zoomer because you scream BOT AI INDIAN SCHIZO at everyone who doesn't kneel at your feet because you don't have a real community to trust. Shame about how things turned out, child!anon.
>>58645235this is a pokemon thread
>>58645266>I know you're a zoomerWrong, 33 years old. Looks like you can't stop lying and making shit up.>you don't have a real community to trustI have friends. I don't need a useless cesspool like 4chan for that.>Shame about how things turned out, child!anon.I know for a fact I'm older than you are.TLDR, you're a joyless subhuman who should just kill himself instead of saying "EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD IS LE BAD YOU SHOULD EAT BUGS AND SLEEP IN A POD AND WORK IN YOUR SLEEP".
>>58645269You misquoted, you were supposed to click >>58645263 . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHqqCmcF0WI But hey, what's a little shade between old friends? Still got you beat by a year, faglord. Let people enjoy themselves.
>>58645238I doubt your seed would be compatible like that
>>58645282Nah, I know who I replied to. Anyway, anyone who says "[THING THAT BRINGS JOY] HAS NEGATIVE EFFECTS ON YOUR DICK/LIFE EXPECTANCY/WHATEVER" are grifters who want you to sleep in pods, eat bugs, work 24 hour shifts 7 days a week, and suffer and be miserable.
>>58645269>Wrong, 33 years old.Then you're way too old to not know why you got sick every Halloween as a kid.
>>58645294I would agree with you if thorns didn't have roses. Wait. You really did choose a side, huh? Okay, I get it. Have fun <3
>>58645298I didn't get sick during Halloween as a kid, because unlike (you) I'm not a fat fuck glutton and had decent parents that knew how to say "no". And eating too much of anything will make you sick, because your stomach only has so much room in it.>>58645299Big leap from "this plant has a built-in defense mechanism against predators" versus "this is a crop we have personally cultivated as a species for centuries that is nowhere near what it originally was". You're probably the same type of utter retard who believes that flouride mind controls you or whatever nonsense. Again, I will not eat the bugs. I will not sleep in a pod. I will not work 24 hour shifts 7 days a week. and I will not submit a digital ID.
>>58645293It's likely it would be, most pokemon are able to successfully mate outside of their own species and produce offspring
>>58645310>had decent parents that knew how to say "no".So they never explained their reasoning to you and now you can't cum. Got it.No one said you can't eat choco, bby. No shit "too much of anything is bad for you." but choco actually contains toxins and that's why it can kill your dog. You don't have to deny science just because your parents were strict and never told you why.
>>58644528This pic is part of a porn cg set, isn't it?
>>58645316The fact that I can instantly disproves your retarded bullshit.>choco actually contains toxins and that's why it can kill your dogIt contains Caffeine and theobromine you retard. You're the one denying science. Humans can metabolize theobromine just fine, and can safely consume around 400 mg of caffeine a day without any side effects.The reason it's toxic to dogs is that they cannot metabolize theobromine like humans can, and they can't process caffeine either. Finally, the only thing related to your cock that chocolate does is make you piss more because it's got both caffeine and theobromine in it, which in combination will cause your kidneys to produce more urine and increase your blood flow. So, really, it would actually make your dick better, not worse, because you'd have better blood flow to your cock. Why do you think it was used as an aphrodisiac through history?Chocolate does not contain "toxins", it contains theobromine and caffeine, both of which humans can metabolize. The reason it kills your dog is because humans are built different.If you're so scared of chocolate and its completely harmless effects on humans, I don't meant to alarm you, but water is one of the most corrosive substances on the planet, which obviously means you should never drink water because it will totally dissolve your intestines and stomach lining.God I cannot stand you stupid joyless anti-science grifters.
>>58645334Oops.Made you science.I guess there's more to it than "eating too much of anything."
>>58645334>>58645316And for the record, in one regular hershey's bar, that's 9mg of caffine and 64 mg of theobromine.It takes 1000 mg of theobromine PER KG of body weight to make it toxic to humans. One regular hershey's chocolate bar contains 0.000064 of that value. As for caffeine, 1200 mg per KG of body weight kills you. that's 0.000009.You would die from health complications from the other ingredients in a chocolate bar such as diabetes long, long before the caffine or theobromine affected you in any meaningful way. And if you're eating that much chocolate at once, then you're already a fat fuck and a lost cause. Y'know, like you!>>58645342I've been more scientifically minded than you from the start, dipshit. Your thesis is:>Chocolate is toxic to humans and will result in issues related to the male genetalia because it is toxic to dogsYou are factually, provably incorrect. You are retarded. You are a grifter. And you should kill yourself.
>>58645324It’s AI slop
>>58645349>>58645342If anything, the science proves the opposite; increase blood flow will result in better performance in the bedroom for men, because that's how your dick gets hard. We don't have a bone in our cocks like some animals do, it's all blood flow and muscles. So, eating chocolate will give you more energy, increase your blood flow, and thus make for BETTER performance in the bedroom.You are a liar, a snake, a grifter, anti-science, and I hope someone kills you for your deceptions sooner rather than later so the world can become a better place.
I miss pokepuffs.
>>58645315in their egg group of somewhat similar pokemon, no?
>>58645218Isn't chocolate a light aphrodisiac?
Love, marriage, sex, & reproduction with pokémon is all cannon.
>>58644528I want to eat Glaceon's fat tasty chocolate logs
>>58644528It takes a lot of chocolate to kill a regular sized dog. Your mother told you not to share your Oreos with the dog because they’d make him shit his brains out, not because they’d kill him.>>58645218On of your birthrights as a human is a very powerful scavenger’s digestive system. You can eat all kinds of poisons for recreation or nutritive purposes. It’ll be fine, it won’t hurt you unless the dosage is obscene.
>>58644869It's ok for Fairy Dogs, because they're Magical
>>58644869>>58645448I love these pokemon
>>58645263>>58645269>>58645294>>58645310Do you eat Crustaceans like Shrimp, Crab, or LobsterDo you know what food dyes like carmine are made from?Do you know what's in organic honey?Do you know what's in processed food?Do you eat or drink sweets?Do you know what crawls in your mouth while you sleep?Do you know what is living inside and on your body?Do you know what you are inhaling every day?You have already been eating the bugs, we have been eating the bugs, unintentionally but we all do eat bugs..
>>58645294>>58645269>>58645263You sound miserable enough to me already
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