>absurdly high attack>can't use it because too slow and too frailhe has suffered for so long
>>58781044Is he at least decent in ZA compared to most other non-Megas/legendaries?
Flygonfags (and Pokefags in general) would shriek over Mega Flygon while saying how Flareon doesn't matter and that no one would miss it.The amount of hypocrisy and double standards from them are insane.
>>58781065No, but eeveefaga will say he is because he can kill metagross then die
>>58781044Eeveelutions suck in general, unless they luck out with the stat distribution + typing and end up filling up a niche:>>58778830>>58778913As for Flareon, I would give it Fur Coat as the 3rd Ability and Extreme Speed to Eevee and hope maybe Game Freak will create a physical counterpart of Lava Plame, Flareon's HP is too shitty to properly use Flare Blitz.
>>58781069Doubt any Eeveelution would ever get a mega anyways.
>>58781044Eevelutions are just for sex, cope
>>58781215Can you stop sexualizing my favorite pokemon? It makes it seem as if eeveelution fans are animal fuckers.
>>58781251No, I am gonna sexualize all pokemon that exist, btw.
>>58781065>>58781095He is good in ZA he can kill ice types, steel types, bug types, and grass types, along with anything that has low defense like mewtwo, but also withstand special attackers like mewto and xerneas thanks to its special bulk
>>58781215Flareon is for hug not fug
>>58781299didn't ask
>>58781251we aren't? i aoh right- yeah we aren't!
>>58781044Give fire-type pre-nerf gale wings or technician and more moves like flame wheel, bulldoze, pounce, etcOh and the LGE signature moves should be given to their respective eeveelutionsAt minimum just swap its special defense and speed and it'll automatically be better just by being fast enough to do anythingA more experimental idea: You know how Eevee is stated to have unstable and highly adaptive DNA? Make the line gain a secondary typing based on whatever's in its second moveslot (remaining single typed if said move is its primary type)
>>58781331I think there should be a ghost type evolution inspired by any given eevee thread on /vp/because those threads just don't fucking die
Oh boy what's this?? A thread with an Eeveelution for its image??? I shall not read any further for this can only mean one thing!
>>58781351>If it sees another Eevee or one of its evolutions, it increases its population en masse, disturbing the local ecosystems. It assumes anyone who has an issue with this prefers Copperajah.
>58781362
>>58781391>not referencing indian elephantsi bet you never even used a gastly or raichu
>>58781251>It makes it seem as if eeveelution fans are animal fuckers.Mostly Glaceon and Sylveon fans desuThe rest are rather tame in comparison
>>58781362Cute butt!
>>58781391Holy kek
>>58781202They shouldn't, Eevee should get a mega evolution itself.
honestly don't get why they gave eeveelutions the stats they did. Kind of weird. I wouldn't mind if they shook it up with different values in the future.
>zxaaaars you are rayciss if you notice that I tried replying to myself again which is why the only thing that ever ruins a thread is the presence of the usual samefaggin' jeet you are rayciss if you notice that the thread was fine until the exact same jeet started samefaggin' and whining and changing my ESL samefaggin' story again which is why the thread will be bumped from now on zxaars why won't anyone else ever have a samefaggin' ESL "discussion" with me I need replies so I can afford curry this week>zxaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single jeet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefagggin' jeets that don't belong here>remember zxaars when a samefagggin' jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagggin' jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remember zxaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam>aieeeee I was trying so hard to beg anyone else to be muh chappy again because I was hoping against hope that I could prevent my entire jeetcord's ethnicity and agenda from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggin' story save me chappy-sahib
>>58781044>Booster>No Speed BoostWhile we're at it, let's add an item called Booster that's basically Speed Boost in held item form
https://arch.b4k.dev/_/search/boards/vp.meta/text/Chappy/Qrd on this chappy thing?
>>58782693there's this one anon who goes into any thread with an eevee(lution) as the original post image and, regardless of topic, spam dumps art made by some artist named chappy (either that's the artist's full handle or just a nickname)there's also this bot ran by some jeet that just automatically bumps any thread vaguely related to eeveelutions just to bitch about some made up boogeyman, like any other /vp/ schizo would. the result is that you get eeveelution threads staying up for months at a time for no other reason than because of said spamfor some reason the jannies are really bad when it comes to permabanning IPs obviously just being used to shit up the board, or actually filtering out spam postsand unlike shaun this nigga doesn't even rely on images to shit up the boardit's just automatically generated copypastassurely setting actual spam filters can't be that hard, right?also I don't think rangebanning is a thing anymore. source: i can phonepost and could phonepost since 2024, even before the hack
>>58782698Range banning is a thing. They were doing it to random IPs a few weeks ago (including mine which made it so I had to post using my phone)
>>58782716oh i just thought they stopped doing it considering the absolute state of /vp/
chappy is 95% the jeet spammer, some anon had screenshots where chapjeet has admitted to using proxy sites to post, and the bot gets overly defensive for chappy, tho who fucking knows with this board
>>58782716Yeah my home internet is range banned for god knows why
>>58782732what difference does it make for the end user of /vp/spam is spam
>>58782748>stop noticing thingsim good
>>58782760oh god forbid i don't care about ultimately trivial information like the standardization of paper sizes or the precise hue of safety orange before standardization or other information that's entirely trivial with no practical use
> you shouldn’t care about the perpetrator of a spam because orange hues and Muh card practical useWouldn’t be surprised if I’m arguing with chappy himself lol
>>58782732Chappyanon isn't the jeet spammer. If her goal is to simply share cute images, why would she detract from that by spamming greentexts?It's clearly someone else with an anti-Eeveelution agenda, meant to make their fans look bad.
>>58782774>everyone (disliking them optional) is le spammer boogeymangtfo penisfartanon
>>58782829yeah whatever you sayclearly people are interested in seeing the same 50 images spammed every thread that has even the slightest sliver of having anything to do with eeveelutions while said spammer openly announces that he does not give a shit about the topic of the thread like in >>58781362whoever's actually behind that xeetspam bot doesn't make chappyfag any less annoying
>>58781044OP here wrong pic
>zxaaaars I'm so "annoyed" that the thread got bumped I was trying so hard to spam on my crumbling jeetphone whenever the thread got close to page 10 and now my entire day's work of struggling to type with shit-covered thumbs in a language I was only pretending to speak is now gone how will I get paid now >zxaaar please stop taking care of fluffy little pets it's so mean and rayciss that a single fluffball is far more valuable than the lives of every single jeet put togethaar it's very rayciss to bump threads unless you follow additional requirements from samefagggin' jeets that don't belong here>remember zxaars when a samefagggin' jeet wants to cover something up you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagggin' jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth>remember zxaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word a samefagggin' jeet will never understand and will just try to imitate>please saar stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam>aieeeee I was trying so hard to beg anyone else to be muh chappy again because I was hoping against hope that I could prevent my entire jeetcord's ethnicity and agenda from getting reposted why is the truth so consistent unlike my ever-changing samefaggin' story save me chappy-sahib
>>58781299Flareon is for fluffy and warm cuddle sex
