Predict their evo's jobs
>>58979457No.
>>58979457>failmon>baramon>waifumonHere you go
>>58979457Hiker/Travel GuideShow DogLibrarian
>>58979457>heat-generating organ within its lungs>organ inside an organ
>>58979457Their jobs are to be my friends :)
>BrowtRauru, Sage of Light>PombonDisney Adult>GecquaPatrick Edward Diddy
>>58979457Bird will be a farmer.Dog will be a dancer.Lizard will be a fortune teller.
>>58979457How did they manage to make THREE awful starters. This is the first gen where I legitimately hate every single option.
>>58979483Your skin is an organ, dumbass. All of your organs are within an organ
>>58979483All organs besides the skin are inside another organ.
>>58979515they aren't INSIDE my skin RETARD
>>58979512Hey first timer, my first "i dont like any of these" was gen4 (though i eventually grew fond of turtwig).Just box them for now until the evos dont get shown/leak.
>>58979457>GuilelessGo home and be a family man
>>58979512Yeah, it's gen 8 tier honestly. I still have hope for their evos
>>58979457Grass/Fighting: martial artist (uses fighting spirit to ward off evil spirits)Fire/Dark: demon guardian dog (uses demonic powers to ward off evil spirits)Water/psychic: priest or spirit medium (uses psychic powers to ward off evil spirits)
>>58979512yeah anon, every single year
>>58979457>forgotten>furry bait>scaly baitThere.
Browt
>>58979713Nah fuck off. I found a likable starter in every gen. None of these are redeemable.
It's going to be an emu/ostrich, my mom's arcanine, and gay
>angry potato parrot>it just gets bigger>gayest pokemon yet
>>58979457Maybe a hair stylistBig dog with food on its backLizard with gu.....wait didn't they already do that?
>>58979512Brother Gen 2 and 8 already happened can we move on already?
>>58979457Captain BirdWalking Lighthouse DogPirate Lizard
>>58979457>jobsHow about archetypes instead.Grass/Electric speedster mixed attacker.Fire/Fairy bulky physical attacker.Water/Poison special attacker, moderate bulk and speed.
>>58979512Are you just using this mindset to protect yourself from liking something, anon? Choose love, nigga. You don't have to be crabby and hate everything for no reason.
>>58979692Ive seen fire/ground bc volcanos or fire/fairy because dog kinda-sorta-maybe references the Barong guardians.
>>58980090>He says on /vp/>The board known for thinking genwun is the only good one
>>58980141What the fuck do you mean, genwunner is a slur because we invented it dumbass.
>>58979457PimpCorrup copWhore
>>58979457OH NONONOHA HA HA
Just a random guess but Pombom feels like it'll be some kind of spiritual warrior or guardian.Fire/Psychic, Fire/Fairy or Fire/Fighting
>>58979515Actually the stomach and intestines aren't inside anything. Those are external surfaces of the body.
>>58979470>WaifumonSold
>>58979457Browt>Some kind of martial artist or soldier>High speed, decent physical offence, frail as shit>Grass/Fighting or Grass/ElectricPombon>Guardian dog or Barong>Low speed, decent offence, middling bulk (two in a row, jfc)>Fire/Fairy or Fire/GroundGecqua>Ceremonial priestess/shaman - waifumon>High special attack, okay speed, poor bulk for the raw BST spread between the stats>Water/Poison or Water/GhostOr they could pull a gen 8 and make them all monotype for no discernable reason, who knows?
>>58979457Wouldn't be nice if they turned into monsters like giant wolfs, gryphons or dragons instead of humanized animals from a disney movie?
>>58979757Browt is cool and you’re a nigger.
>>58980247No
hard to predict to be honest, but maybe they all will become kabuki or actor themedwe had rpgwe had sportswe had circusnow actors
>>58979512lol, for me the first and only time I genuinely disliked the starters was gen 5.
>>58979533Same, dsbabies won't get how disappointing chimchar was
>>58980250He's literally the worst starter ever designed both fake and real. Sorry for your shit taste.
>>58980275Btw forgot to mention I'm a trans furry don't know if that matters
>>58980302Are you for real? Chimchar was literally better Torchic at least as far as stats. Designwise its first form is kind of weak but the final evo is pretty cool.
We had a grass owl and a water gecko and neither were that long ago. Why can't we just have a trio of cool lizards again like Kanto
>>58980232The gecko really feels like a dead ringer for poison. If it gets that, then the grass type will probably get electric or ground to still defeat it, similar to Torterra with Empoleon. The fire one being “playful” and very innocent/cute is making me suspect fairy too, but it might just be wishful thinking since it’s an unused type combo. We do have a track record of 3 different fairy dogs at this point though (and dogs tend to get play rough), which might increase its chances, all things considered. I hope they all have appeal, at least. Alola’s starters weren’t necessarily everyone’s cup of tea, but they at least all had legitimate love put into their designs. I don’t want a Paldea repeat where one is such an overblown Greninja-tier cool shillmon attempt and the other two are nonsensical goofy clusterfucks again.
>>58979533My first was Gen 5. I picked Tepig because I liked Emboar the most, but ended up boxing it for Darumaka. First time I ever boxed a starter. Second was Decidueye, once I realized it was Chikorita-in-Johto tier for Alola’s main campaign and the other two were god mode.
>>58980250Sorry for your shit taste, autist.
>>58979457dont spam>>58975116>>58975116>>58975116
>>58980275Dragons gave us CHARIZARD the most iconic and popular Pokémon’s. People want that, not fursuit and Disney crap
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