POV: Pokemon are real>Following a series of mysterious fires across the Alola region, investigators noticed the estates of several elite trainers remained untouched. Conspiracy forums claim coordinated flocks of Talonflame were redirected using high-frequency Poké Flutes.>Authorities investigating a powerful Unova businessman discovered he kept several Drowzee and Hypno on a private island off the coast of Castelia. Even stranger, witnesses reported wild Drifloon frequently hovering near the estate gates at night. The public claims that the CEO's of Devon Corp, Silph Corp, etc are somehow involved.>After years of political debate, Galar officially exited the International Pokémon Trade Agreement.>A group of trainers stormed the Pokémon League building in Castelia claiming the Elite Four had been replaced by Zoroark in disguise.>Silph Co. was exposed for secretly harvesting trainer battle data through Rotom Phones to predict political preferences. Internal documents revealed a department called “Project Alakazam” focused on psychic-level behavioral manipulation.>While citizens were told to stay indoors during a Weezing outbreak, officials were caught hosting late-night parties. One aide insisted the music was “just a Loudred causing an uproar.”>The Kalos League raised the official retirement age for Gym Leaders to 67. Rioters filled Lumiose Square, releasing Smeargle to paint slogans across Prism Tower. One banner read: “Let the old Blaziken rest.”>A Saffron talent agency was accused of contract abuse after forcing young trainers into 10-year Pokemon Contest deals. One whistleblower revealed they weren’t even allowed to evolve their Eevee without permission.
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Shieldbert was stripped of his royalty
>>59001575It's real world events rewritten with a Pokemon twist. Hawaii fires, Epstein, Brexit, Covid, etc.
these are fun
I think my poliwag has autism, should I put it down?
>>59001566All ready have a thread.>>58989235
>>59003109Have you tried fucking it?
>>59003214That's completely different, retard
>>59003362Don't care.Stay in your containment thread.Hop to it, child.
>>59003485>calls someone else a child>can't read>browses the pokemon board
took a dump at the local Pokecenter last week and no one notice.clean it up Chansey.
>>59004258go back to galar, saar
