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Release day edition

>Hoppip, Skiploom, and Jumpluff (March 9 - March 24, 2026)
https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/play-a-limited-time-event-in-pokemon-pokopia-on-nintendo-switch-2

>F.A.Q

>Can I have more than one world in the same console?
Yes, you can have different saves for each profile. It's not like AC

>What about cloud saves?
Yes, unlike every other Pokemon game this one does support cloud saves

>Does it feature a real time clock? Can I change the console's date to progress faster?
Yes, there's no downside to moving forward or backwards

>Is my favorite pokemon in?
List is still being updated https://www.serebii.net/pokemonpokopia/availablepokemon.shtml

>I didn't like ACNH, will I like this one?
Similarities with ACNH end at the UI, game is a lot faster, with more activities and a proper ~40h long story mode. If you've played DQ Builders 2 you know what you're getting into.

>Combat? Breakable tools?
No combat, no breakable tools. There's a stamina system in place very easy to manage.

>Game doesn't seem worth it, it's overpriced and the switch 2 has no games
https://i.imgur.com/QtyRfuL.jpeg

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>>59014512
>Each game has one different berry tree
BTW, my game has Rawst berry
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>>59014512
By the way, if you skip to the event dates of the Hoppip event, it starts for you.
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>>59014551
Does everyone have Leppa?
Am I supposed to go online to get different berries?
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>>59014554
No shot, proof?
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>>59014554
this ruins the soul
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Ho-oh is fucking massive
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>>59014512
Do we have the OST for the game? There are some gorgeous tracks, and I'm sad that I can't find them even on YouTube.
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>>59014561
I'll take a screebie tomorrow. If anyone is willing to test it out themselves, feel free.
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>>59014512
How to get music box?
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>>59014559
you have leppa + 1 random berry
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>>59014574
>Time travel
no thank, i need to keep my social life
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So this is like animal crossing Pokemon basically?
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>>59014578
How do I find out what my random berry is? I've gone to five maps and haven't seen the second berry.

>>59014580
You can still have a social life.
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Can you trade Pokemon? I probably won't be able to get a Switch2 until August, am I gonna miss out on every time limited Pokemon they release until then?
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This game makes me wish for a switch 2 lite, the regular one is just too big and bulky and heavy for comfy gaming
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>>59014648
Exactly.
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Does the name you choose show up often/show up online? since you can't change it after choosing it i wanted to know if i'd regret using the same stupid name i've used for all my breeding dittos or not.
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>>59014512
Any news on a real physical release?
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>>59014684
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>>59014686
?
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>>59014698
he's trying to tell you the war is over, you lost.
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>>59014698
It's not happening bro
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>>59014700
ok?

>>59014701
That's a shame. I'll be skipping this one.
Luckily I already played DQB, but I was excited for this.
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>>59014710
>Skipping the game cause he can't have a physical in his le epic collection
Dude do what everyone else does, play the game till your bored and move on. Literally why bother crying about physical, digital or whatever. Redditoids are unbelievable , if they can't have an epic physical to put next to their funko pops and super cool lego star wars, they pout. Literally cutting your nose off to spite your face.
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>>59014714
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>59014720
>Have a preference
>"NOOOOOOOO STOP CRYING!!!"
?
I don't pay more than £10 for digital games, and I don't like key cards.
Nobody is crying.
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>>59014588
Up on one of the hills in the first area, in the 2nd area, you will get one more berry seed.
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how the fuck do i get Slowpoke to spawn? i made the seaside tall grass biome like an hour ago and he's still not shown up
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>>59014512
>real time clock
Ew. I had no idea. I hate that sort of feature. I already preordered but that’s disappointing.
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>>59014786
You can cancel the preorder.
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The game is set in Kanto, right? Are there a lot of memberberries? I don't even remember Kanto very well at this point
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is this game good?
how does it compare to animal crossing
is it really only a keycard?
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>>59014819
It doesnt really compare to AC.
It's literally a Dragon Quest Builder's clone.
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>>59014788
I dislike that, but I think there’s still enough good in the game that I can forgive it.
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>>59014819
Idk, you will burn out if you rush it.
But if you want to chill with the time gate they give, it's a fun game.
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>>59014821
what does that play like
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>>59014843
Type
>Dragon Quest Builders gameplay
Into youtube and you'll see how it plays.
It's minecraft, with JRPG writing.
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I'm on the fence about this game.
Is it fun? Does it seem like a fun multiplayer game?
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>>59014785
>expecting slowpoke to arrive on time
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>>59014805
Yes, it's pure nostalgiafagging from the sound effects to the notes and journals you find
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>>59014698
He's telling you to shut the fuck up and be a good goy consumer
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Can you not start a new game? I don't like the name I chose
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>>59014890
Delete save.
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I hope the non-binary stuff they're pushing with Pokopia leads to Winds/Waves retiring "it" when referring to mons
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>>59014928
It won't, all the "they" stuff is just because it makes no sense for Pokemon to be referring to their fellows as "it".
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>>59014931
They should take the denapill and just refer to them as she or he
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>>59014969
we need to indoctrinate the children doe
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Best Pokemon game in a very loooooong time.
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I'm still in the first area despite getting the game early.
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No combat is fine but is there more to it beyond crafting and gathering? Been on the fence with getting it but people are saying it's good and I'm tempted to grab it when I get paid tomorrow.
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I don't have a switch 2... Surely there will be a special edition for wind/waves right?
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>>59015016
you can make a house and live with your favorite Pokémon. No sex though.
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I love the dialogue with all the pokemon. They are so silly, innocent, and helpless.
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FOMO HAS BEEN DEFEATED
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Apocalypse confirmed: >>59012136
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For anyone that has playes DQB2: how deep is the terraforming and customization on this one compared to the DQ game? Im interested but Im afraid it will be too diluted
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>>59015115
Torkoal has an announcement to make!
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>>59015115
>Nigga wha-?
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>>59015115
My Nibba
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KEK IS THIS REAL LIFE
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>>59015134
Damn I guess that site owner now have to close the site.
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Something really small that annoys me is that the font is really low quality even on bigger screens
I wonder if its a glitch where the game is using the handheld mode's font or something, or if they just dont give a shit
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>>59015134
Make Pokemon Great Again Pokopia/koei Tecmo
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>>59015073
How is it FOMO when the events will be re-ran again and you can time travel to them
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>>59015016
It seems to me like minecraft with pokemon. I never played minecraft btw.
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>>59015115
wtf you can't say that is this shopped?
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This game is so cute
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Game is doing great on Twitch
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>>59015115
Scorbunny a cute..... wtf is Torkoal doing up there
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>>59015115
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>>59015183
cute transcore ditto <3
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Anyone have the Team R grunt’s journal entries?
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>>59015209
>re getting 300k views
>pokopia getting 100k views

Are these real even? I don't remember twitch numbers being this high
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>>59015218
rapping
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>>59015218
He's giving a speech
>I didn't drop a bomb on Paris. I asked for surrender 5 times before we attacked Warsaw, everything was refused.
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>>59015022
I need pokegirls in this game ASAP.
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I found Misty's hairstyle. I wonder if I can get Brock one.
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>>59015267
You are the pokegirl.
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>>59014512
Anyone found when/how you can play the music CD's you find? I've found like 6 now, keeping them safe in a shelf
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I have to go to work...
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>>59015301
Having a full time job sucks
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Everyone calling this animal crossing is the reason why they dont expect it to be good, because its not animal crossing its DBQ2.5
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>>59015112
>on this one compared to the DQ game
pretty sure its just ripped 1 to 1, you even have the same water physics for building canals and shit
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>>59015301
>>59015303
>might book a day off tomorrow

watched my wife play it a bit last night and it looks pretty cute. Surprising amount of soul in it, but I guess I can't be shocked given it's the DQB team.
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>>59015221
Lol
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there's a sabrina outfit in the game
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>want to advance the game
>my ocd won't let me have any dry grass anywhere
the struggle
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Have the ending credits been uploaded? I want to see who the credited composers are
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i bet N somehow created this world without humans and only pokémons
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>>59014512
>pkp
should’ve been POP
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>>59014928
scientists have been using "it" to refer to species of animals for centuries
you only think this has anything to do with human beings identifying as non-binary because you're stupid
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>start building a house + pokemon center
>ready tomorrow
>wait until 12 am
>not ready
>wake up today
>both are ready
??? I thought this was based on the switch 2 clock?
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Is the starting area fuchsia city or pallet town?
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>>59015412
*smooch*
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>>59015420
do we get hydropump later? cause using watergun isnt cutting it...
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>>59015526
The tiles are the same as LGPE's Fuchsia
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>>59015526
Palette Town is another area. You can take a bridge to it and the Pokemon Center there tells you that you are in Palette Town.
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>>59014971
Indoctrinate them in what exactly?
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>>59015134
Why are amerimutts so fucking cringe? Same energy as "Pokemon Go to the polls"
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>>59015635
They built their personalities around politics
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Switch 1 port when?
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>>59015520
Xhe's referring to how the Pokemon in this game are referred to with they/them pronouns instead of "it" like usual.
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>>59015647
Look up how DQ Builders 2 ran on the Switch 1
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>>59015677
I unironically wouldn't of bought this game if I knew this information before hand
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>>59015677
>they/them pronouns
I thought those were nouns. Not pronouns.
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>>59015635
They tied their Identity to Political Parties.
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>>59015689
>wouldn't of
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>>59015647
It's been almost 10 years anon, move on
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>>59015677
>>59015689
Pokemon have always been referred to by gender neutral prounouns - the games generally don't check a Pokemon's sex unless it's something tied to breeding or a specific move like Attract.
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>tfw bought a switch2 for this game
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>24 hours to rebuild the pkmn center

Is this a le joke? let me progress
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>>59015016
Nah it seems kinda boring unironically. I only played 1hr though
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>>59015689
The only time the gender of Pokemon is really talked about is like Pokemon Masters, I don't think they really care in most Pokemon material to talk about a Pokemon's gender unless it matters in some way
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>>59015581
So certainly to the north there must be a vast reclaimed wilderness in the former safari zone yes?
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>want to make a cool house
>come back tomorrow when it's finished :)
fuck off dude
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Oh there's timed bullshit?
I thought this was like DQB.
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>>59015722
>>59015727
Takes a minute to close the game and change the clock
It won't even give you bullshit like weeds like ACNH did
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>>59015736
If it's avoidable, why add it to the game?
Just seems poorly thought out.
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>>59015134
I can already hear the seethe.
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>>59015733
DQB has timed bullshit doe
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>>59015737
I think it's stupid too, it adds nothing and I don't know a single person, not even stupid women who only play "cozy games" that enjoy timed shit like this
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>>59015740
Where? I beat both games and nothing makes you wait irl 24 hours.
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>>59015683
about as good as scarlet and violet did
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>>59015762
absolute fucking shit then
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>>59015743
I posted above but it seems it's not 24 hours (>>59015525), it just waits for the day to change
again, it fucking sucks but the timing of completions is so weird, I don't think it should be present at all
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>>59015822
That's not Dragon Quest Builders.
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So this game is more like AC where it's real time to get anything, or it's more like Viva Piñata where you can just build shit whenever you want?

I don't have a switch 2 and while I know the OP says "get a job" it's still a bit tempting to start saving for it for I love sim games.

Pokemon viva Piñata has always been a wish of mine but this looks more like mine craft/harvest moon bullshit than viva Piñata.
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>>59015837
It's Dragon Quest Builders, with an irl timer to lock you out, less like Animal Crossing, more like a mobile game.
>Is it like Viva Pinata?
Not at all.
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>>59015831
woops, meant to reply to >>59015741
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>>59015845
>Not at all.
the way you get new mons is very much like viva pinata thougheverbeit
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>>59015850
Nah, it's more like how you get new people to join your settlements in Dragon Quest Builders.
I've played a lot of all of the above games.
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Is the they/them stuff actually obnoxious? Reconsidering giving NoA $70 if it is.
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Can you build towers?
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>could have just made an animal crossing pokemon clone and make a quadrillion dollars
>make this dumb shit instead
Are they actually retarded?
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>>59015854
So pokemon don't fight or eat each other? There are no requirements like "Have 5 Goomys to attract a meowth!" Or "Have 20 tiles of grass to get pidgy to stay!"
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>>59015837
Real Timer but It has a SHIT TON of things to do though
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How is the game anyways? I'm tempted by it, but there is so much coming up in the coming weeks as it is.
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Now I wish we had human characters, battles and gyms in this.
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>>59015892
This is WAY better and WAY more polished than AC.
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>>59015922
Nobody eats each other.
There are requirements for attracting pokemon, but it's no where near as in depth as Viva Pinata was.
It's more like a small to-do list. There is pond digging and terrain building tho.

It's literally developed by the Dragon Quest Builders team with the same engine, look up some gameplay of that. I think it has a demo iirc on Switch 1.
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>>59016017
>battles
fuck off
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I think I'm just gonna wait for a sale and some content updates. It looks comfy but kinda barebones.
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>>59016017
>>59016038
I'm honestly surprised you don't have to battle any of the legendaries before they become your friends, since it could have been more of a test of your ability to build and craft then an outright battle
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>>59016017
And dating
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Final Quest: https://youtu.be/EJXsVIOjxxQ?si=I95RnWNutJ0dGjWB
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>>59016103
Holy low iq. He's not gonna change direction until he steps on perpendicular tiles.
I'm seeing this game for the first time.
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Does anyone know who the composers are?
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>>59014512
The game looks charming, is it free?
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>>59016127
nice bait
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Do I eventually get the ability to move Pokemon's habitats?
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So, it's happened again. The Pokémon world is doomed to fall.
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I'm so sad.

I was meant to get a switch 2 yesterday from my friend as he gets a discount and get it alongside this game.
Instead he couldn't and I have to wait until Sunday.
I feel like ignoring the discount and just buying it full price.
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Okay never mind the end credits video just posted shows it, the only credit for “Sound Design & Composer” is “Jieun Kim”/Kim Ji-eun…. and I have no idea who that is, not a GF composer for sure
However, Ichinose gets a “Sound Supervisor” credit and Hitomi Sato is credited as “Scenario Planner”; wow, remember that she originally joined GF all the way back in the days of Crystal as a planner (being the one to suggest adding a female MC) before moving to being a composer starting with DP, what a nice surprise to see her go back to her roots for Pokopia
Although I hope this doesn’t mean that Ichinose and Sato didn’t do much for Winds and Waves…
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>>59016176
supervisor to me sounds like he just heard all the sound effects and said "that's different enough and still recognizable, good to use" and "that's too different, fix it up" instead of making them himself
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>Mewtwo pops out of a master ball when encountered
Does this imply Red or one of the Kalos protags caught him?
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>>59016172
>already have a setup to get discounted console+game
>considering paying full price instead because you can't wait 3 fucking days
Do you seriously not have any other games to play until Sunday?
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>>59016172
Was the discount any decent? If it's a retail worker discount be sure it works on electronics.
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>>59016084
I went on a date with a Japanese girl the other day and I thought we had a lovely time and then the next day she text me saying she didn't feel a connection because we have too much in common

That's a new one for me :/
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>got a Rowlet cuckoo clock
>the hands on the front correspond to the actual time
>and it pops out at the start of a new hour
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>>59015647
Probably never, its going to sell like crazy on the Switch 2, so they're probably not even going to bother
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>>59016257
Game's got exquisite attention to detail, it's so weird to see in a pokemon game lmao
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>>59016215
Red because of KANTOOOO
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>>59016269
Koei Tecmo games have good polish
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>>59016269
GameFreak has always had little attention to detail (often more attention than the bigger picture)
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>>59016273
It really doesn't make sense why Mewtwo is randomly in Kalos anyway
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>>59015221
I love him
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How do leppa berries taste? Apples? Cherries?
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>>59014512
I like the expressions they make
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You guys can't convince me you all aren't just Dittos in disguise.
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>>59016304
I've had small apples before, tasted a little bitter. I imagine leppa berries are like that.
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>>59016307
I like Bulbasaur's "shocked" expression
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>>59016308
(:
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Wow, nobody bought this garbage game
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>>59016308
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Ok they're drip feeding story but genuinely does the game really tell us what happened

There was some disaster
Humans went away
We knew this already

Does the story flush out details?
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Where did you guys set up your base? I need to start centralizing stuff but I'm hesitant to move everything to the big island
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>>59016341
Read the hekkin noterinos
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>>59016033
I almost beat DQB1 and barely touched 2 even though I heard it was a ton better.

Idk, this looks pretty shallow. What else does it actually offer? Can you make a full pokemom city with gyms and people?
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>Drifloon: We like human kids here.
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>>59016342
the bases are warp zones, 1 at the pokemon center, one at the beach and 1 at the other beach
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>>59015073
I do wonder if we've got other events weeks into the future that we can just see
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>>59015147
Yeah. I'd do that too if someone used it to push a political agenda
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>>59016249
Nips are weird. Women are weird.
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>>59016249
I hope you get deported subhuman filth
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>>59016249
How do you get dates?
Dating apps don't work for me and I'm too introverted to ask people out
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>/vp/ is also full of jeets now

fuck this i'm out, eat shit. Actual bioweapons.
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Btw you can actually die (pass out), which is kinda surprising. I managed to get stuck in a water canal I accidentally made too deep.
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>>59016387
*jealous another user went on a date*

>>59016389
All my dates were from friends setting me up.

>>59016398
No evidence of this no matter how much you wanna believe
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What little I've played so far is super charming.
My biggest question currently is how long would it take to get access to Pichu and Raichu if anyone has found either yet?
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>>59016347
I don't have this game, so tell me
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>>59016389
I use the apps, you just need to do the daily grind
I go on about 4 dates a year from them
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He looks scary
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When are we gonna have a /vp/ island meet up?
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nvm he's cute
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>>59016518
Why is he a yokel
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>>59016536
Kyogre is from down south where they do thangs a lil different
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>>59016518
>through
Is FUG in this game
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>>59016549
So is Groudon going to be a yankee then?
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>>59016561
Groudon is a Jew from New York
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>>59016579
No, just a New Yorker. Fug will be the jew because he controls the entire country.
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>>59015886
English localizer, unlike the ones from other countries, went out of the way to remove as many mentions of gender as possible. I played one hour in english and had to switch due to how annoying it was.
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>>59016579
I wonder who wrote this comment
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>>59016103
no they’re just retarded i had a slowpoke for no reason at all turn around and started walking back to the starting point and i had to walk in front of it to make it turn around but you dont need all that bullshit its literally just just asking for a path to the pokemon center as long as you see the music notes as they’re walking its okay
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>>59016536
I'm curious if he speaks with a Kyushu accent in Japanese as a Hoenn joke.
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>>59016341
A Weather Tower was made.
Created a primal apocalypse without either Groudon and Kyogre being involved.
Team Rocket redeemed themselves by launching all of humanity into space, while all of the caught monsters remain in storage.

That's about it really.
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>>59016667
Wtf where was fug when the world needed him most?
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>>59016684
in hoenn, not KANTOOO
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>>59016610
>Slowpoke Escort quest.
I really hope I can personally attach a shelder to this guys head.
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Gen 10's Winds and Waves legendaries are absolutely going to be the cause of this disaster, this is just the timeline where the player character of WW failed to stop them, that's going to be the plot twist
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>>59016308
Anon, I have grave news..
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>>59016389
Just go out and start talking to women. if it clicks, ask them out, and if they say no, try again. Seriously, the internet absolutely destroyed the way dating works, I swear.
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Sex with Professor Tangrowth.
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>>59016773
so i should keep asking the same woman until they say yes? is that how it works bros? virgin here
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>>59016790
Gadzooks!
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>>59016109
>pallet town theme plays
also wouldn't it take centuries for humans to come back to earth?
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>>59016798
It's really simple you need to be entertaining but not too entertaining or youre a clown, and you need to be confident but not too confident or you're arrogant, and you need to be nice but not too nice or you're a pushover
You have to make sure you are ambitious but not too ambitious or youre unavailable, You need to be responsible with money but not too responsible or you're cheap,

And most of all you need to be at least 6 feet tall with good teeth, all of your hair, at least 5 zeros liquid in your bank account own a house, a car, and be precisely between the age of 27-35

You do all those things and you have a good shot at landing a gf
Good luck :)
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>>59016790
Ditto...
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So Pokemon as a series ends with the world all fucked up, huh?
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>>59016900
not according to the secret ending.
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>>59016900
Not really, USUM confirmed multiverse theory with Rainbow Rocket.
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>>59016798
From personal experience, women basically treat you like a toy, they want you to entertain them or provide something for them, they demand your full attention and commitment at all times, while they couldn't give less of a shit about doing the same for you. They're as fickle as cats and do not care about you as a person most of the time, they do not care about how much they hurt you and they will try and find any weakness to exploit you. Dating is a psychotic game of monopoly, regardless if you succeed or if you fail, if you're a whimpering loser or an assertive chad, you're essentially going to have to reduce yourself to try and get the attention of a woman these days most of the time and it sucks. The biggest mistake I've seen others make, is not be themselves, besides women just being women, one of the biggest issues that arises with dating, is that a lot of men put on facades to try and look more appealing, I know romance is dead, but building a connection is important, try and find common interests. Something you both enjoy, it's sadly a miserable case of trial and error, but sometimes you can find girls who are more nerdy or they're into something you also like.
Women rarely display what they're actually like or what they want and they want you to guess everything, you'll need to pick up on ques and understand how people work at least to some extent, because women LOVE to lace their words with poison and hidden meanings.
I think the simplest way to put it since my rant has gone on for quite a bit, is be yourself, look for signs of her personality is like and try to find common ground with her, building something stable is the key to starting a good relationship.
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>team rocket suddenly ends the world
>somehow saves the world thanks to Ditto.
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So how the fuck do you get onix outta the cave?
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If this is in the distant future, wouldn't Paradox Pokémon be a thing by then?
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>>59016958
More distant future? Like, the future paradox mons happen BEFORE the apocalypse?
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which pokemon have pulverize for the pink house construction?
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>>59016900
>>59016958
Multiverse guys, these are only possible futures of different universes
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how do I build this
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>>59016958
Didnt play the game/read the dialogue award
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>>59016958
Paradoxes aren't thought to be from the distant future, they're thought to be literal BILLIONS of years into the future.
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>>59016998
> future paradox mons happen BEFORE the apocalypse
Wasn't it after?
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Does me wanting to make an island that's all metallic with only steel types on it count as an ethnostate?



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